Pelham Continuation School - Pelham Pnyx (Fenwick, Ontario Canada)

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THE PEL!-IAM PN YX 85 The worst case of absent-mindedness I've ever come across, began the story-teller, was a college professor I met in London last year. He was on his way to the lecture room. Half wav to the building, he suddenly remember- ed something. Hang it! he said. I've forgotten my watch. Then he put his hand in his pocket, and pulled the watch out to see what the time was. Hurrah! he said, it's only ten past nine. I've got time to go home and get it! Custom Othcer fcollecting feef: I hate to do this but it's mv duty. Confucius say: He who leads with right, will get left. He who is fat is owner of large corporation. He who calls up Dorothy Lamour gets sarong number. He who sits on number of tacks is tactful. There is no doubt about it, Hitler is a Nazi man. Brian hide in closet in suit but hide in bureau in drawers. Woman does not have to be blonde to be light headed. Girl can run for Literary President if president does not run for girl. Miss De La Mater. picking up the dictionary, remarked emphatically, I see the dictionary has a nu-back Qnewbackff' In P. C. S. we have az King but no Queen Daboll but no Highball hlarrvn but no Swallow Holders but no Candles Haist but no Speed Page but no Book HicCkD but no Beer Lvmbumer but no Cheese M.ckev but no Finn Smith but no Jones Rogers but no Radio Brown but no Black Dell but no Farmer Berg but no Ice Peacock but no Feather Frazer but no River Hill but no Plain Ker but no Kennel Watts but no Lights We also have freeze-outs instead of black-outs in P. C. S.-bfir. Laing sponsors the freeze-outs! A John Qon bus tour, reaching back of another personD: My, those are nice buttons on your coat! Annabel: That's a round-about way to look at buttons! john Wiley would like the P. C. S. carpenters to make stair steps so his feet won't slip off. John fell twice in one day, We heard.

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FIFTH FORM NOTES THE PEL!-IAM PNYX 87 Tired Schoolboy: Confederation used to be a date, now its half a book of history and two-thirds of the questions on our exams. Teacher: What is the difference between an optimist and a pessimist? Promising Scholar: A pessimist wears a pair of garters and an optimist wears a pair of socks. Jean Secord Qon bus thinking we were on our way to the museumj: We're going to see the mummies now. Bill Alsop Cwho knew we were going to the City Dairyj: Where is the City Dairy? Lloyd King Cas we passed a large buildinglz There's the Rennie Seed Building. Doug Lymburner: Where they manufacture seeds? Name Gordon Beamer Paul Bender William Colcock Julia Dilts Joy Guinn Marion johnson Edgar Ker Donald Metler Marion Mitchell Victoria Ned Eva Secord Margaret Strawn Paul Tokar Margaret Tuck Glenna julian Elsie van Berkum June Whan John Wiley Gwen Mitchell Ambition train midgets another Richard Greene politician the opposite sex charming first formers to be sweet and lovable hockey player to be a crooner normal all movie stars belle of the ball ask her? a second Syl Apps numerous things skipping school a model housewife college bus driver to be a reporter Pastime learning to drive a Dodge pass time knit two, purl two making telephone calls shocking people doing good deeds school setting his hair basketball 81881108 measles talking Modern History pictures of hockey players knitting reading murder stories chewing gum catching a few winks reading love stories Mr. Bender: Did you have the car out last night, son? Paul: Yes, dad, I took some of the boys for a run. Mr. Bender: Well, tell the boys I found one of their little lace handker- chiefs. Mrs. McNulty: Gordon, turn around. I'm sure Myrtle isn't so enamoured with you. Love: the quest, Marriage: the conquest, Divorce: the inquest. , Someone observed this roadside sign somewhere in Main: Eggs-An- tiques Examination boners: a passive verb is one in which the subject is the suf- ferer, such as, He married her. Mr. Crossley, discussing a fire in a large high school: It burned down the skating rink, ice and all.