Pelham Continuation School - Pelham Pnyx (Fenwick, Ontario Canada)

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THE PEL!-IAM PN YX 85 The worst case of absent-mindedness I've ever come across, began the story-teller, was a college professor I met in London last year. He was on his way to the lecture room. Half wav to the building, he suddenly remember- ed something. Hang it! he said. I've forgotten my watch. Then he put his hand in his pocket, and pulled the watch out to see what the time was. Hurrah! he said, it's only ten past nine. I've got time to go home and get it! Custom Othcer fcollecting feef: I hate to do this but it's mv duty. Confucius say: He who leads with right, will get left. He who is fat is owner of large corporation. He who calls up Dorothy Lamour gets sarong number. He who sits on number of tacks is tactful. There is no doubt about it, Hitler is a Nazi man. Brian hide in closet in suit but hide in bureau in drawers. Woman does not have to be blonde to be light headed. Girl can run for Literary President if president does not run for girl. Miss De La Mater. picking up the dictionary, remarked emphatically, I see the dictionary has a nu-back Qnewbackff' In P. C. S. we have az King but no Queen Daboll but no Highball hlarrvn but no Swallow Holders but no Candles Haist but no Speed Page but no Book HicCkD but no Beer Lvmbumer but no Cheese M.ckev but no Finn Smith but no Jones Rogers but no Radio Brown but no Black Dell but no Farmer Berg but no Ice Peacock but no Feather Frazer but no River Hill but no Plain Ker but no Kennel Watts but no Lights We also have freeze-outs instead of black-outs in P. C. S.-bfir. Laing sponsors the freeze-outs! A John Qon bus tour, reaching back of another personD: My, those are nice buttons on your coat! Annabel: That's a round-about way to look at buttons! john Wiley would like the P. C. S. carpenters to make stair steps so his feet won't slip off. John fell twice in one day, We heard.

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THE. PELHAM PNYX STUDENTS We carry a full line of apparatus, supplies. and chemicals for re- plenishing your chemistry sets, We also have a list of TO experiments which we will be glad to send you. post paid. for IOC cash. Write today' as the supply is limited. Lyndon Scientific Co. II9 Pearl Street Toronto, Ontario PRODUCTS EOR THE PROMOTION CF SANITATION West Disinfecting Co. TORONTO ONTARIO SCHOOL FURNITURE BLACKBOARDS AND ACCESSORIES MAPS, GLOBES, .axo CHARTS KINDERGARTEN Axis JUNIOR GRADE MATERIALS FINE ART ART HANDICRAFT MATERIALS BARNES BOOKS Educational Equipment and Supplies The Geo. M. Hendry Co. Limited ToRoNTo ONTARIO WRITE US and SAVE MONEY JACK WATSON SPORTING GOODS CO. LOI Church Street Toronto

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THE. PELHAM PNYX BUSY LIBRARIANS WRITE ONLY ONE LETTER.f Write only one letter with your whole order for books from different publishers. The Ryerson Press Library Department will collect all the books promptly and ship them to you. This department is at the service of the busy librarian who values ease of ordering. We can supply any title in any language. Order your library supplies al the same lime. Write the Library Department 299 Queen Street West Toronto 2 THE RYERSON PRESS Cozlzpfillmltf of Unclerwood, Elliott, Fisher, Limited 135 Victoria Street Toronto, Ontario Underwood Typewriters Cazzzpfizzzfzzfi' Of General Films Limited CANADAS LEADING SUPPLY HOUSE FOR VISUAL EDUCATION EQUIPNIENT .iolzmll 711017011 piffzzzw Nlilkt' the .rwwrl iz wilzdazz' to ffw zvorfd. 156 King Street West Toronto, Out. Cor. Erie and Queen Sts. Phone 1718 Niagara Falls, Ont. East Main Street Phone 1717 Welland, Ont. ROSBERG'S LIMITED DEPARTMENT STORES At ROSBERCUS LTD. you buy with absolute confidence. We guarantee satisfaction with every purchase. See our Spring Display of lVlen's, Women's Childrens and Infant's Apparel. It will pay you to shop at Rosberg's Ltd., where you can save on New Quality Merchandise.