Pelham Continuation School - Pelham Pnyx (Fenwick, Ontario Canada)

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THE. PELHAM PNYX STUDENTS We carry a full line of apparatus, supplies. and chemicals for re- plenishing your chemistry sets, We also have a list of TO experiments which we will be glad to send you. post paid. for IOC cash. Write today' as the supply is limited. Lyndon Scientific Co. II9 Pearl Street Toronto, Ontario PRODUCTS EOR THE PROMOTION CF SANITATION West Disinfecting Co. TORONTO ONTARIO SCHOOL FURNITURE BLACKBOARDS AND ACCESSORIES MAPS, GLOBES, .axo CHARTS KINDERGARTEN Axis JUNIOR GRADE MATERIALS FINE ART ART HANDICRAFT MATERIALS BARNES BOOKS Educational Equipment and Supplies The Geo. M. Hendry Co. Limited ToRoNTo ONTARIO WRITE US and SAVE MONEY JACK WATSON SPORTING GOODS CO. LOI Church Street Toronto

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THE PELHAM PNYX 83 V V You look at an expression like alxl plus b1y1 plus labxy-C1 and say var- ious things Ccourtesy of Mr. Laingj. Gordon Beamer Qtranslating Frenchj: UI offered my arm to a little girl of short stature. Harold H.: Let's skip classes and take in a show. john W.: Can't do it, old man. I need the sleep. Harold H.: Is it right that Mr. Laing should punish me for something I didn't do? Mr. Crossley: Why no, what did he punish you for? Harold: For not doing my homework. In History, we learn that the early settlers used to take back tales of animals to France. The modern girl is fond of clothes. but not entirely wrapped up in them. Customer: Waiter, did you say these eggs were fresh laid? Waiter: Yes, sir. fresh laid on toast. Anabel, after driving into a garage: Would you tell me what is the mat- ter with my car? Mechanic: Oh, your engine is missing. madamf' Anabel: That's funny, it was there when I started out. Miss Dixon: XYe know from our texts we should have birch bark. re- sinous dead limbs and a dead pine stump for building a tire. What else do we need, Gordon? Gordon B.: A match. hir. Crossley: Given: Chas. G. D. Roberts' father was a cannon. Con- clusion: Chas G. D. Roberts was a son of a gun . There was a young man from the city Who saw what he thought was a kitty He gave it a pat Said, XVhat a pretty cat! They buried his clothes out of pity. - The professor was putting the tinishing touches to his new concrete path- 'way. Tommy, aged six, had been watching the proceedings with great in- terest, and at length, deeming the time right for trial, started' to cross before the mixture was dry. I When the professor displayed his annoyance a passer-by observed: Why, professor, I thought you liked children. ' I like them all right in the abstract, the professor replied, but not in the concrete. Bob: Dad, can you sign your name with your eyes shut? Mr. Goss: Certa1nly. Bob: Well, then, shut your eyes and sign my report card.

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THE PEL!-IAM PN YX 85 The worst case of absent-mindedness I've ever come across, began the story-teller, was a college professor I met in London last year. He was on his way to the lecture room. Half wav to the building, he suddenly remember- ed something. Hang it! he said. I've forgotten my watch. Then he put his hand in his pocket, and pulled the watch out to see what the time was. Hurrah! he said, it's only ten past nine. I've got time to go home and get it! Custom Othcer fcollecting feef: I hate to do this but it's mv duty. Confucius say: He who leads with right, will get left. He who is fat is owner of large corporation. He who calls up Dorothy Lamour gets sarong number. He who sits on number of tacks is tactful. There is no doubt about it, Hitler is a Nazi man. Brian hide in closet in suit but hide in bureau in drawers. Woman does not have to be blonde to be light headed. Girl can run for Literary President if president does not run for girl. Miss De La Mater. picking up the dictionary, remarked emphatically, I see the dictionary has a nu-back Qnewbackff' In P. C. S. we have az King but no Queen Daboll but no Highball hlarrvn but no Swallow Holders but no Candles Haist but no Speed Page but no Book HicCkD but no Beer Lvmbumer but no Cheese M.ckev but no Finn Smith but no Jones Rogers but no Radio Brown but no Black Dell but no Farmer Berg but no Ice Peacock but no Feather Frazer but no River Hill but no Plain Ker but no Kennel Watts but no Lights We also have freeze-outs instead of black-outs in P. C. S.-bfir. Laing sponsors the freeze-outs! A John Qon bus tour, reaching back of another personD: My, those are nice buttons on your coat! Annabel: That's a round-about way to look at buttons! john Wiley would like the P. C. S. carpenters to make stair steps so his feet won't slip off. John fell twice in one day, We heard.