Pelham Continuation School - Pelham Pnyx (Fenwick, Ontario Canada)

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THE PELHAM PNYX 83 V V You look at an expression like alxl plus b1y1 plus labxy-C1 and say var- ious things Ccourtesy of Mr. Laingj. Gordon Beamer Qtranslating Frenchj: UI offered my arm to a little girl of short stature. Harold H.: Let's skip classes and take in a show. john W.: Can't do it, old man. I need the sleep. Harold H.: Is it right that Mr. Laing should punish me for something I didn't do? Mr. Crossley: Why no, what did he punish you for? Harold: For not doing my homework. In History, we learn that the early settlers used to take back tales of animals to France. The modern girl is fond of clothes. but not entirely wrapped up in them. Customer: Waiter, did you say these eggs were fresh laid? Waiter: Yes, sir. fresh laid on toast. Anabel, after driving into a garage: Would you tell me what is the mat- ter with my car? Mechanic: Oh, your engine is missing. madamf' Anabel: That's funny, it was there when I started out. Miss Dixon: XYe know from our texts we should have birch bark. re- sinous dead limbs and a dead pine stump for building a tire. What else do we need, Gordon? Gordon B.: A match. hir. Crossley: Given: Chas. G. D. Roberts' father was a cannon. Con- clusion: Chas G. D. Roberts was a son of a gun . There was a young man from the city Who saw what he thought was a kitty He gave it a pat Said, XVhat a pretty cat! They buried his clothes out of pity. - The professor was putting the tinishing touches to his new concrete path- 'way. Tommy, aged six, had been watching the proceedings with great in- terest, and at length, deeming the time right for trial, started' to cross before the mixture was dry. I When the professor displayed his annoyance a passer-by observed: Why, professor, I thought you liked children. ' I like them all right in the abstract, the professor replied, but not in the concrete. Bob: Dad, can you sign your name with your eyes shut? Mr. Goss: Certa1nly. Bob: Well, then, shut your eyes and sign my report card.

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THE. PELHAM PNYX STUDENTS We carry a full line of apparatus, supplies. and chemicals for re- plenishing your chemistry sets, We also have a list of TO experiments which we will be glad to send you. post paid. for IOC cash. Write today' as the supply is limited. Lyndon Scientific Co. II9 Pearl Street Toronto, Ontario PRODUCTS EOR THE PROMOTION CF SANITATION West Disinfecting Co. TORONTO ONTARIO SCHOOL FURNITURE BLACKBOARDS AND ACCESSORIES MAPS, GLOBES, .axo CHARTS KINDERGARTEN Axis JUNIOR GRADE MATERIALS FINE ART ART HANDICRAFT MATERIALS BARNES BOOKS Educational Equipment and Supplies The Geo. M. Hendry Co. Limited ToRoNTo ONTARIO WRITE US and SAVE MONEY JACK WATSON SPORTING GOODS CO. LOI Church Street Toronto