Pelham Continuation School - Pelham Pnyx (Fenwick, Ontario Canada)

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T-E ELHAN NYX QQ WEZWEZ VOLUME VIH ADRIL 1940 No. S Page Editorial Committee ..... .,......,. 7 Message from the Principal ,....i 9 Message from the School Board ,.,, Editorials ...,..,......,,....,.... ln Memoriam... . . Literary Section- A Mother's Sacrifice ..,...., One Glorious Hour ,... ,....., P. C. S. Goes to Parliament .... A Glorious Adventure ....... Happenings in the Night ...,.. Upper School Prolics of 1945 ..... Little Willie Before Company 4... Temperamental Susie .......... Pity and the Life-Saver ..,... New Year Resolutions.. . , The Graf Spee ,........ Grade X ,........... Another To-Morrow ..... .... A Peculiar Pet .....,...,........,...... My Adventures with a Peasant Woman .,.. On Grade IX Names ...... .........,... Bird's Eye View of Aeroplanes ..... Early Schools of Ontario ......... Travel as a Means of Education ,.,,,.,..... The History ofR1dgev1lle .......,............ . . The Influence of the Radio on Public Opinion .... , . Old Fort Erie ..........................,.... . . Platinum ..i...,..........,..........,.... Commercial Section .... Poetry Section ........ Valedictory Address .... Alumni ........i...,. School Notes .,... Sports ......... Exchange ....., Humour .......,. ........ Directory of Advertisers .... Autographs ........... IS IO I1 I-I w LO ll -l -l 7 9 go 31 33 3-l 33 36 37 38 40 41 41 43 44 45 48 51 53 55 65 75 79 95 96

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THE PELHAM PNYX SI Joan of Arc was the daughter of a pheasant. Dot M.: Did anyone ever tell you how clever you are? Ray C.: No, I don't think they did. Dot M.: Then I'd like to know where you got the idea from. Uncle: If I gave you a large apple and a small one and told you to divide it with your brother, which apple would you give him? Donald A.: Do you mean my big brother or my little brother? Kenneth Hampton: Great Scott, who wrote Ivanhoe? ' Sonny I-laist: I'll tell you, if you tell me who the Dickens wrote Oliver Twist. Bud: I want to shave but I can't tind my mug. Toni: It's under your whiskers. Teacher: Can anyone tell me what happened after Caesar mustered his army? Bill A.: I-Ie peppered the enemy and took the citadel by assault. Ikey: Your overcoat is rather loud. Bill P.: It's all right when I put on a muffler. Wong: You savvy that piano stool you sell me? Shopkeeper: Yes, what about it? Wong: No good! Me twisty, me twirly, again me twisty, but he make no music! There was a young man called Paul, Who grew so tremendously tall, That, when in bed He could stretch out his leg, And turn out the light in the hall. The subject Water had been given as an essay topic. Keith Swayze wrote: Water is a white, wet liquid, which turns black when you wash in it. Gordon Beamer at the P. C. S. Tuck Shop: I-low long is my hot-dog go- ing to be? Waitress: Oh, about four and a half inches. Miss D.: What do you consider the greatest accomplishment of the Romans? Stan Reilly: Learning Latin. Bill Colcock, 'after contributing his story to the editor of the Pnyx: I got through that story in an hour and thought nothing of it. Gordon Beamer CEditorj: I got through your story in half that time and thought the same thing. Farmer: Where do you wash? Camping Boy Scout: In the spring, of course. Farmer: I said where, not when. .rp l