Peabody High School - Warrior Yearbook (Peabody, KS)

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CLASS PROPTOCY It Is now the year 1970. i ob Manahan and Clair Schelske are now million- airs. Ahey made their fortune when they ware digging the foundation for their radio television station and hap ened to find a gold mine. •‘•heir book HOW TO N.IiN'b GOLD made them vastly wealthy. ■‘•he two characters after constructing an atomic nowered racket, ’’The Heavenly body decide to explore the universe. before they start they find they must obtain permission to travel through sr.ace from Inter Celestial Snace, whose sole owner is the great Stewart Raymond Kirkpatrick II. The two exnlorers first land on the dark side of t e noon to find that bvelyn Hess has brought Joy and sunshine there with her atomic laughig oills. s we leave to further our explorations we s ce a large rocket ship narked a short distance from the moon. Signs all around tell of Casanova” • icklaus who has the ship full of beautiful women who are entertaining him. We see that twenty years haven t changed Bdword's ideas any. ..e now point the ieavenly Body” toward Mercury. Here to our great surrrfee we find in the IPN (Inter Planetary Network) main studio the creat singer of inter-stellar renown, Betty Lou i.ellum, whose life ambition has become a reality, reeling soothed and relaxed we start off again. Among the clouds of Venus we find a quiet resort for movie stars and millionaires run by LaVon Williams and i-.rlene xoentzel. The rirls say the men always get away too soon. Our next stop is Mars where wo find Maxine Ulsh aavertlsing her non- fattening candy bars. “ axine's new product is E78T (.:at Today, Slim Tomorrow). Maxine tells us she has a surprise for us so we allg et on her atonic velocipede and make our way to the surround ng countryside. Here we find hyllis Kellum who is the owner of a large ranch, .hyllis raises tniless mice to be used in the testing of el ctronic mouse tro s at the Mil Neutron Animal Tran Co. back °I v,Wh 1 Crh v as devclor ed as the result of our junior chanel. Here we also w-oCis hrcMef“LoM.grflt h°l0giSh nflturalist. tnxldermist and scientist 1 chief cootie in?oeetor on tne ranch. Wilt-ir savs his jot isn't near as cad as trying to keen track of all his kids. J mn es’jminfr our journey through s- ace we arrive on Juniter. ’ero we fin tearr i beHeaM?.,1» °ach of !?e Pre6t f-reen nay Smackers .-iris' basketball 1J0 ii,ht v r! 1 eat c uu all oonosition winning the last 30 atom bouts in -yo?ra; I'? also 300 «mother familiar face and discover it is Reetn onl af e wn nfn,, trainer for the team. She says she always w. nted to be one after wakening Miane risher dicing her high school days. ie are in a hurry to get to Saturn and we have the H avenly b0dv fairlv rt.vsTcom ff ■ « — ; »— «.u.vssw's ’ » uL t L t e discover the officer is Dick Astle and reminding him how rood n We try t0 tail{ hirn °’Jt Of arresting us. Sick says he has '?i?°ihrS duty' ut he larenco duller for our lawyer, buller savs he will defend us to the lost. V-e are hauled into court and tnere on the seat of jurisdiction sits i-ill Lackey the solemn old judge. ili s ys the charge is exceeding the s eed limit by „2, whatever that is. We nlead gui!tj and bill is so hapo he lets us go and head for Uranius. We take off in a hurry. On the way a small rocket s ip nulls beside us and JoAnn Cracraft the roving air hostess serves us with atomic grane Juice. Resuming our journey, we find that the great Kirkratrick has closed all routes to Uranius. So we voer our course toward Neptune to visit Neotune U. Here we find Leonard Goering telling his history students about the Peace of faris. In another room we find Marjorie ouell who is teaching Neotune s team of rocket ball players so they will be eligible for the next game. Receiving a srecegram message advising us that our interests on the earth are requiring our attention we set our instruments mode especially for us by trie great scientist Jeanne Vantuyl. Our destination is ew York City where we own the men's club. We also want to get to Madison Square Garden so we can see Duane Fisher's original Wild lest Show. Richard Janzen is also associated with the show, tie noses as an Indian doing demonstrations of si n language. :.e a re anxious to see the show and leave for the earth. It is just a little while till we have covered the infinite distance and hit the earth ith a b :mn. We ooen the door to discover that we are not in Jew York oitv, but in the desolate wastes ol the Klondike. We see an old prospector and ask him for directions and we discover it is . aul Gaede. 'e rive him our book which he hasn’t read. He ex- presses his gratitude and tells us how to get to our men's club. We a re well satisfied with our exploration and we are hanpy to se that the class of I960 is prospering in this atomic age. THIS :’AGL S. 'ONSOHKD BY THb Mb A BODY CO-OP LC 'JTY L -.CUANGb

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We, the senior class of nineteen hundred fifty, being of seemingly sound mind and body, and considering the uncertainty of this frail and transitory life, do therefore; make, ordain, Dublish, and declare this to be our last will and testament, hereby revoking all other and former wills made by us at any tirrB. Dick Astle wills his ability for leading class yells to John White. More power to you, John. Nadine Brewer wills her famous nickname, Jughead to Barbara Craig. Hope you like it bettor than she didl Marjorie Buell wills her ability to stay in good with the teachers to Dick Landes. Y hat about that, Dick? Clarence Buller wishes to will his shy manner toward women to Robert Hague. JoAnn Cracraft wills her great sense of humor to Mary McCallum. Don't overdo it as she did, Mary. Duane Fisher wishes to leave his horse-sense” to Opal Hoberecht. Think you could use a little. Opal? Paul Gaede leaves his casanova ways to Paul Atkins. Good luck, Atkins. Reeta Gaines leaves her typing ability to those who need it in next years typing classes. Arlene Goentzel and LaVon Williams will their night life to Helen Koslow- sky and Pearline Legg. No Commenti Dick Janzen and Bill Lackey leave their sign language to Thomas Johnsten and Dick Kirkpatrick. Please don't overdo it, boys I Betty Lou Kellum wills her red hair to Marilyn Moffett. Good luck with the real thing, Marilyn. Phyllis Kellum wills her tiny feet to Ivan Poe. Stewart Kirkpatrick leaves his athletic ability to Douglas Heath. Don't get discouraged, Doug. Bob Manahan wills his scientific knowledge to Darrell Jordon. Clair Schelske wishes to leave his height to Jerry Watts. Think you'll need it, Jerry? Jean Vantuyl wishes to leave her ability for having her name on the scholar- ship to Kenny Wunderlick. Save a little time for studying, Kennyl Edward Nicklaus wills the ability to tell a line of jokes to Delores Ibmple. Do you really think you'll need it, Delores? Wilbur Leppke wills his photography sense to Jack Fisher. Use it to a good advantage. Jack. Maxine Ulsh wills her quiet manner to Wilma Richmond. Will it do any good, Wilma? Evelyn Hess wills her love life to Ruth En le. In caae you need any more. Leonard Goering wills his cheer leading ability to Richard DeForest. In witness thereof the senior class of nineteen hundred fifty imprints the seal of Peabody High School and affixes its signature hereto on this twenti- eth day of May in the year of our Lord, nineteen hundred and fifty. THIS PAGE SPONSORED BY KELLER'S CLOTHING STORE