Paxton High School - Tiger Yearbook (Paxton, NE)

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flaw: 6011! We the Seniors of Paxton High School, County of Keith, State of Nebraska, the majority of us being of sound mind and body in a sober condition, do therefore make, ordain, publish, and declare this to be our last WILL and TESTAMENT. We the Senior Class leave talent to the freshmen, our dignity tothe sophomores, and our intelligence to the iuniors who are sorely in need of all of it. VIRGINIA ALLEN wills her bleached hair to Shirley Berry. CAROLYN ANDERSON bequeaths her beautiful voice to Peggy Jacobs. BRUCE COX leaves his History grades to anyone that will take them. JANICE LAMMERS bequeaths her one track mind ion boysi to Geraldine Grauerholz. CAROL SPEAR has decided to keep her qualities for future reference. KARL FLAMING wills his right to be late in the mornings to Bob Pinneker. GERRIE HOLZFASTER wills her 'boy cut' haircut to Jayne Hepperly. JOAN CHRIST bequeaths her famous giggle to Karen Van Pelt with advice not to use it in study hall. DALE HARMS leaves his straight hair and curly teeth to Edward Allen. EMMA WELCH bequeaths her ability for getting in and cl-igtof trouble to Paul Cox. DON SUHR wills his brilliant remarks to Dennis Sedlacek. DONNA WINDELS leaves her slimness to Mr. Joy. ED PERCY wills his long curly hair to Mr. Mullens because his is getting a little thin on top. STELLA PERLINGER leaves her beautiful figure to Glynn Hahn. KAREN SNYDER wills her gift of gab to Kenneth Schimonitz. MARY SEDLACEK sadly leaves those Sutherland boys to Marilyn Schow. '

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Jlfwpfwff Listen my children and you shall hear The Senior prophecy of the fifty-fourth year. The years have flown and the months gone by And l974 is drawing nigh. Emma Welch is now the Nation's Number One Homemaker. Karen Snyder is still taking nurses training. She hasn't gotten any further than taking pulses. iShe likes to hold hands towelll. Virginia Allen and Dan Hepperly are now liv- ing on a farm near Sarben. They are raising cattle, incidentally that is not all they are raising. fchickensl Carolyn Anderson is still waiting for Joel to get out of school. Stella Perlingerhasiustburied her third hus- band andis writing a book Try Try Again. Karl Flaming after many years of work has finally won the title Just Another Sinatra Ed Percy is teaching track at the Thune Girls Academy. Dale Harms is a successful salesman for D. H. E. S.iDole's Heights Elevated Shoesl. Don Suhr isnowdivorcing his thirteenth wife hoping to find another. He has been singing with the H. A. C. Q. iHowling Alley Cat Quartetl on Sunday evenings. Donna Windels has received a master degree ln l. D. of H. P. ilnterior Decorator of Hog Pensl. Mary Sedlacek, the famous Hollywood movie storbetterknown as Capina De Wolf, is com- peting with Betty Davis forthe coveted role inthethrilling new picture, Teeth and Toe- nails . Geraldine Holzfaster is over at Sarben irri- gating beets. Bruce Cox has just received the Pulitzer Prize for the outstanding newspaper editor- ial of the year on WHY TO AVOID WOMEN. .loan Christ has iust purchased a new Cad- illac and is being called Miss Taxi Cab Driver of America Janice Lammers fLuella Parson Ill has her own gossip column in Hollywood's newspa- per and is on the air from 8:00 to 9:00 every Sunday night. Carol Spear has started potato chip factor- ies all over the United States. Business is flourishing and she is really in the chips.

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