Patricksburg High School - Memories Yearbook (Patricksburg, IN)

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'l' ' 4' -4- ...'g::': fl '.: iifgiii: 55:21 ,:::: ' .:.' F , .,,,l,flg:... A g QBV 'VIFLVIN OBERHOLTZERJ URING our four years of high school we have seen four different Pat ricksburg High School basketball teams go through successful sea sons In these four years they have won a total of fifty nine games lost twenty six and tied one game The class of 1933 had representatives on all four teams 1929 1930 NSWERING the call of Coach Jenkins in the fall of 1929 were four Freshmen They were Carl Fulk Raymond Long Mlelvm Oberholtzer and Robert Miller After weeks of practice the coach picked his team We found Carl and Ray mond on the first team 1930 1931 N THE FALL of 1930 there were tour Sophomore candidates namely Carl Fulk Melvin Oberholtzer Raymond Long and Paul Teague Wfhen the race was over we found three Sophomores on the squad They were Carl Raymond and Melvin 1931 1932 positions while Raymond and Harold did their share of substituting These four were the only Junior candidates Melvin and Carl received honor sweaters 1932 1933 NDER our new coach Alfred McCallum we found four Seniors on the team Carl Fulk forward Raymond Long and Melvin Oberholtzer guards xx ere holding regulai nositions while Harold Calahan played reg ular in sexeral games Carl was captaln this year All four Seniors re ceiwed honor sweaters Although our class has few bovs we have given our share to athletlcs 1 5 Q , F1 IN OUR Junior year we saw Carl and Melvin holding down regular guard

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Madame .Iuha Wottasnozzle the wafe of the famous mventor CL1ll1an Oberholtzerj has a cute llttle dress makmg establlshment on East Clothes l1ne Avenue ln Punkmsvllle where she IS especxally fme m rlpplng and cut tmg holes so they can be patched We now flnd the refmed Wilma Bryant ln the mountams of old Ken tucky teachmg the poor llttle mountaineers whlch am t had no eddlca t1on We see her down the ravme on a beast of burden wxth her goodly book under her arm and her ham sandwlch 1n the other hand And who IS thls agent walkmg down the street wlth hxs brlef case gomg from door to door pestermg all the housewlves? Behold' It lS the one and onlv Harold Calahan agent for the Wecheetem Cheetem 8x Com pany taklng orders for fence post holes stove plpe holes and checkered pamt 1Next we see Mlss Gene Maegerlem m the role of head nurse at the Fhppant Flymg Flea Hospltal ID Fleaton As we enter a certaln room Mlss Maegerlem IS carefully dressmg a fractured thlrd fmger on the left hand of Mrs Alexander Almo Albert Alderman Flea and as she xs domg th1S she says the fracture was caused bv Mr Alexander Almo Albert Alderman Flea because he couldn t flnd a weddmg ung large enough for Mrs Alex ander Almo Albert Alderman Flea s fmger So he broke her fmger so that he could put the rmg on xt and marry her' Say whos the classy dame slttmg across from us' Wxth her rolled hose kxss proof hps and that come hlther look ln her eyes land does she know how to wmk'J she should go p'aces Well well well well lf It lsn t Leona Naoml Hlghstepper' CYou know formerly Nellxe Oberholtzerl The last tlme we saw her she was domg the tango m one of Flo Zexgfleld s Follxes Wotta glrl Nell1e And what IS that we see m the dlstance a strawberrle patch? For goodness sake' There s our own dear llttle Mrs So and So Qnee Charlotte Chapplej trymg to force a spoonful of castor o1l down the neck of each of her flve llttle strawberrxe blonds My' My' She certamly fell hard for red heads The last tlme we saw Charlotte she was desxgnmg dresses fo1 Chanel and to thmk she gave up such a famous career for love' Now that s a woman for you Last but not least sald Foo Choo xs our good frlend Evaleen Bonnewell We see her ln her oualnt llttle bakery bxtmg ho es ln dough nuts and wrappmg dough around a long hole for macarom Foo Choo looked up from the large crystal ball and smlled That s all that I can see ln the ball about the class of 33 from Patrlcksburg so here s my best wlshes for lots of good luck everybody' 1 ' 1 - . . Q o o n I o 1 n u n . . . . . - . H . . , . . ,, M . . . . . . . . . . , , 1 . . . . . . . I y ' . . 1 1 ' . Y . . . . . ' . . . . . a 0 ' a u o , . . I. . - , . . . , . . . ' ' u ' 11 ' 1 ' ' 1 . 4 , . . ' 1 - 1 1 1 1 . , . . . . , . i . . . . . , , . . . . . . . . . . . W 0 , . . . ' ' u ' 11 ' . . . . . . . . ' . - ' I 1 4 91 ' av ' 1 1 . . . . . , . . . - , M - . . . ' u 1 . ' u 97 ' 1 1 - 71 - , , V

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QBy NELLIE OBERHOLTZER, HAROLD CALAI-IANJ Mr Davldson What ns the formula foriBus Drlver Why are you late agam? water? Mildred My slster was marned this morn Evelyn Everly H I J K L M N 0 mg Mr D How d0 y011 3CC01ll'lt for that' B D Well see that lt doesnt happen Evelyn Well you told us lt was I-I 2 O agam Peb M1cCarter I see they have mvented a 301119 P60919 are b0l'l'1 dumb Others acqulfe new km,-1 of polggn dumbness, and others take thelr over wllne orman what IS that coats Off when they are gettmg welsh Peb-Aeroplane polson--one drop and you: Gd and h0ld them ln their arms are dead Mr Davldson Name an mmportant country m Indo Chma Sllence Mr D Are you l1stenmg Clarence Long Yes I am tS1aml Mr D--Correct Maxme Now nf you stand facmg the north what have you on the left hand? Irma Fmgers Gene-I am workmg for the support of llterature vlrglflla What are you d0lTlg9 Gen Makmg bookcases Ruth Curtis I bel1e've thxs school IS haunt Ruth I heard Mr Davidson talkmg' about school spu-xt Evale n B I want permlsslon to be away three cays after the end of vacatlon Lorene W So you want three more days of grace E B No three more days of Kenneth Mabel She wmked at you? Well what followed Calahan I dld Fern Long Whats the score Clare Nothing to nothlng Fern Oh goody I havent mlssed a thmg' have I Vlrglma What would you gxve for a volce llke mme Cleo-fhlorofoxm Drlftmeyer I told you yesterday that Id gwe you one day to hand m that theme Nelson Grafe Yeah but I thought I could plck the day Drlftmeyer Semmary derlved from the Latin means where learning begms Loxs Yes and cemetery IS where It ends Charlotte I want to make a dress to put on around the house Mrs Davldson tabsent mmdedlyj How blg IS the house Melvm Who defeated the PhlllStll'l6S9 Wilma Bryant I dont know anythmg about football McCallum fto a class dlscussmg' the pay better attentxon You cannot get a true ldea of so hmdeous a creature unless you look at me Pauline Irma IS sxck ln bed Lnlllan Is that so What s the complamt Q Pauline No complamt Everybody satlsfied Tmy Somebody stole my car Jakle These antlque collectors wlll stop at nothmg wPaul1ne Bryant Do you suppose a rabblt foot ever brought luck wMr Davldscn Yes My wlfe felt one m my ro ket nd thought lt was a mouse John NCYFIS My doctor has ordered me to keep to a dlet of sea food Mabl Very well Ill bake you a sponge cak at once I O O I Q Q 1 n ' l 0 , T' , . ' ... y - , u .. ' 5 ' - - - 1 ' - . . - . . 1 u U - .. I ' r - ' . T v in , ' ' I . T , . . ,. , . i . - , . . u i . . . . 4 ' QT . . X ' i I ' ed. '- ' ' ' Frankie-Why? American buffaloj-You pupils should 9 - . . ' ' . . - , . . .- , - , v- . I , . - . . Y W s n 1. Y . ' . . fl n . l , , , . a , . . DZ , l t , , f ' - ' e .