Patricksburg High School - Memories Yearbook (Patricksburg, IN)

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Madame .Iuha Wottasnozzle the wafe of the famous mventor CL1ll1an Oberholtzerj has a cute llttle dress makmg establlshment on East Clothes l1ne Avenue ln Punkmsvllle where she IS especxally fme m rlpplng and cut tmg holes so they can be patched We now flnd the refmed Wilma Bryant ln the mountams of old Ken tucky teachmg the poor llttle mountaineers whlch am t had no eddlca t1on We see her down the ravme on a beast of burden wxth her goodly book under her arm and her ham sandwlch 1n the other hand And who IS thls agent walkmg down the street wlth hxs brlef case gomg from door to door pestermg all the housewlves? Behold' It lS the one and onlv Harold Calahan agent for the Wecheetem Cheetem 8x Com pany taklng orders for fence post holes stove plpe holes and checkered pamt 1Next we see Mlss Gene Maegerlem m the role of head nurse at the Fhppant Flymg Flea Hospltal ID Fleaton As we enter a certaln room Mlss Maegerlem IS carefully dressmg a fractured thlrd fmger on the left hand of Mrs Alexander Almo Albert Alderman Flea and as she xs domg th1S she says the fracture was caused bv Mr Alexander Almo Albert Alderman Flea because he couldn t flnd a weddmg ung large enough for Mrs Alex ander Almo Albert Alderman Flea s fmger So he broke her fmger so that he could put the rmg on xt and marry her' Say whos the classy dame slttmg across from us' Wxth her rolled hose kxss proof hps and that come hlther look ln her eyes land does she know how to wmk'J she should go p'aces Well well well well lf It lsn t Leona Naoml Hlghstepper' CYou know formerly Nellxe Oberholtzerl The last tlme we saw her she was domg the tango m one of Flo Zexgfleld s Follxes Wotta glrl Nell1e And what IS that we see m the dlstance a strawberrle patch? For goodness sake' There s our own dear llttle Mrs So and So Qnee Charlotte Chapplej trymg to force a spoonful of castor o1l down the neck of each of her flve llttle strawberrxe blonds My' My' She certamly fell hard for red heads The last tlme we saw Charlotte she was desxgnmg dresses fo1 Chanel and to thmk she gave up such a famous career for love' Now that s a woman for you Last but not least sald Foo Choo xs our good frlend Evaleen Bonnewell We see her ln her oualnt llttle bakery bxtmg ho es ln dough nuts and wrappmg dough around a long hole for macarom Foo Choo looked up from the large crystal ball and smlled That s all that I can see ln the ball about the class of 33 from Patrlcksburg so here s my best wlshes for lots of good luck everybody' 1 ' 1 - . . Q o o n I o 1 n u n . . . . . - . H . . , . . ,, M . . . . . . . . . . , , 1 . . . . . . . I y ' . . 1 1 ' . Y . . . . . ' . . . . . a 0 ' a u o , . . I. . - , . . . , . . . ' ' u ' 11 ' 1 ' ' 1 . 4 , . . ' 1 - 1 1 1 1 . , . . . . , . i . . . . . , , . . . . . . . . . . . W 0 , . . . ' ' u ' 11 ' . . . . . . . . ' . - ' I 1 4 91 ' av ' 1 1 . . . . . , . . . - , M - . . . ' u 1 . ' u 97 ' 1 1 - 71 - , , V

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Class Prophecy Nwmwdtgfggi- 'Q-iffff, QU' 'xii' ' lBy CHARLOTTE CHAPPLEJ ff 31 S THE FAMOUS FOO CHO0 fM8lVlH Oberholtzerj gazed 1nto the f large crystal ball before h1m he muttered several words whlch later were recognlzed as the foretellmg of the prophecy of the Senlor Class of 33 from Patrlcksburg ThlS prophecy told that saw Coach Jakle Fulk wlth h1s basketball squad on the fleld ready to play a wonderful game of Blowball As we leave the Owen County Plckle Farm we see Mabel fEverlyJ Snootsmger m a qulet llttle white farm house on the hxll feedmg her crew beans that were left over from dmner the day before And what do we have here? murmured Foo Choo ani low and behold lf It wasnt Paulme Whxte running a hot-dog' stand on wheels her poor old nag Flossy Just about fagged out And the way Paullne was beatmg the poor thlng was a s1n She was on her way to Hollywood to cook for Vlfglnla Slndlmger who has now taken the name of Sadle Blake and has Jomed the famous movle team of Marle Dressle1 and Polly Moran Bov oh bov what a knock out Sadle has made for at thexr flrst performance she mlssed her target and knocked out four cops wlth a can of sour kraut' But she IS dolng flne now and IS behaving splendxdly smce they started thelr new mcture called Reducmg At dear old Purdue we fmd Professor Wavel Wmston Waddell teach mg a branch of SOC13l Sclence called Courtsh1p Just a new subgect to be taught and 1n whlch evervone IS mdulgmg We flnd MISS N lppxe Snooper lRuth CUITISJ 1n her new Moderne Beaute Shoppe She IS now demon stratlng the newest method of enamellng your teeth so they w1ll match your dress or costume and she has a speclal on permanent waves for men who have unrulv ha1r Alfred McCallum here S Vour chance' Next we fmd Raymond Long Wlth hls long strlng of l1ttle Longs all wlth a palr of dentlst phers nractlsmg on each other They certamly are followmg m the footsteps of the Long No 1 di 3' 'ie 'Tb If A I 7 115 ' A' V 'za , 'K X 'f' 'iw :of w e XJ' F. 2 3 in ' KC Y, ? ' . ' which would take place twenty years hence. As he gazed and muttered he u ' ar ' ' ' ll Y! ' , . . , . . ll !7 , I . . , . . , . . . 3 CK !! ' ! ' . ,, . ,, . . . . n - ll ' Y! ' . 9 ! . Y ! . u . u Q KK n ,, - . - U . H . . . - Y . . . . . . . ,, . . ,, ' ' T tl Y! ' - g . . , . . ' 1 , ' Y

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'l' ' 4' -4- ...'g::': fl '.: iifgiii: 55:21 ,:::: ' .:.' F , .,,,l,flg:... A g QBV 'VIFLVIN OBERHOLTZERJ URING our four years of high school we have seen four different Pat ricksburg High School basketball teams go through successful sea sons In these four years they have won a total of fifty nine games lost twenty six and tied one game The class of 1933 had representatives on all four teams 1929 1930 NSWERING the call of Coach Jenkins in the fall of 1929 were four Freshmen They were Carl Fulk Raymond Long Mlelvm Oberholtzer and Robert Miller After weeks of practice the coach picked his team We found Carl and Ray mond on the first team 1930 1931 N THE FALL of 1930 there were tour Sophomore candidates namely Carl Fulk Melvin Oberholtzer Raymond Long and Paul Teague Wfhen the race was over we found three Sophomores on the squad They were Carl Raymond and Melvin 1931 1932 positions while Raymond and Harold did their share of substituting These four were the only Junior candidates Melvin and Carl received honor sweaters 1932 1933 NDER our new coach Alfred McCallum we found four Seniors on the team Carl Fulk forward Raymond Long and Melvin Oberholtzer guards xx ere holding regulai nositions while Harold Calahan played reg ular in sexeral games Carl was captaln this year All four Seniors re ceiwed honor sweaters Although our class has few bovs we have given our share to athletlcs 1 5 Q , F1 IN OUR Junior year we saw Carl and Melvin holding down regular guard