Patrick County High School - Archive Yearbook (Stuart, VA)

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HEARD IT. . . Second, you can eat pizza with one hand or two hands; however, you can’t eat it with no hands because putting your face to the plate is rude. Third, it’s OK to put a nap¬ kin in your collar when eating pizza. (Here Pizza Hut would like to remind the customer to re¬ move the napkin when they’re done, because people often point at things they don’t un¬ derstand.) Fourth, and finally, Pizza Hut begs you to be a smart pizza dresser. Avoid formal wear, because tomato sauce looks better on your plate than it does on your cummer¬ bund. Pizza Hut has created these Pizza Fundamentals” to en¬ sure the safety of the custom¬ ers of their restaurants. Of course, if you find these fun¬ damentals oppressive, you can always call Dominoes be¬ cause they will deliver to the privacy of your home and no one will have to see you wal¬ low in your pizza. GRAMMY AWARDS The winners of the 29th an¬ nual Grammy presentation at Shrine Auditorium are: Album of the year: Grace- land,” Paul Simon Record of the year: “High¬ er Love,” Steve Winwood. Song of the year: That’s What Friends Are For,” Burt Bacharach, Carol Bauer Sager. Male Rock Vocal: Addict¬ ed To Love, Robert Palmer. Jazz Vocal Performance, Male: “Round Midnight,” Bobby McGarrin Classical Album: Horo¬ witz,” Studio Recording, New York 1985, Vladimir Horowitz. Female Pop Vocal Perfor¬ mance: “Broadway Album,” Barbara Streisand. Male Pop Vocal Perfor¬ mance: Higher Love, Steve Winwood. Male R B Vocal: Living in America, James Brown. Female R B Vocal: Rap¬ ture, Anita Baker. New Artist: Bruce Hornsby and the Range. Country Vocal Perfor¬ mance, Male: “Lost in the ’50s Tonight,” Ronnie Milsap. Group R B Vocal: “Kiss,” Prince and the Revolution. R B Instrumental: “And You Know That,” Yellowjack- ets. R B Song: “Sweet Love,” Anita Baker Country Vocal Perfor¬ mance, Female: “Whoever’s in New England,” Reba McEn- tire. Country Vocal Perfor¬ mance by a Duo or Group With Vocal: “Grandpa (Tell Me About the Good Old Days),” Judds Country Song: “Grandpa (Tell Me About the Good Old Days), Judds. Group Pop Vocal: “That’s What Friends Are For,” Dionne Warwick Pop Instrumental: “Top Gun Theme,” Harold Falter- meyer, Steve Stevens. Jazz Vocal Performance: Timeless,” Diane Schuur. Traditional Blues Record¬ ing: “Showdown!” Albert Col¬ lins, Robert Cray, Johnny Copeland. Reggae Recording: “Bab¬ ylon the Bandit,” Steel Pulse Cast Show Album: “Follies in Concert.” Female Rock Vocal: Back Where You Started,” Tina Turner. Group Rock Vocal: “Mis¬ sionary Man,” Eurythmics. Music Video, Long Term: “Bring on the Night,” Sting. Short Music Video: “Dire Straits; Brothers in Arms,” Dire Straits. Rock Instrumental: Peter Gunn,” Art of Noise. SCHOOL DAYS 7:00 AM Alarm rings. Oh no! I don’t want to get up, but I guess I have to . . . The School year was marked by snow, sleet, and more snow. On one of the many vacations, Bert Stanley engages in a little foul 7:05 AM Where’s the snooze button this thing anyway?! 7:30 AM Take a shower, brush my teeth, and cold cereal AGAIN? 8:00 AM If I miss the bus, I’ll just stay home. Darn, was that the bus? 8:05 AM Mom is taking me to school. 8:30 AM I think I’ll trip that greenie who is com¬ ing down the hall. 9:00 AM Homeroom. Wow. This is the easiest class. I wish it would last all day. 9:50 AM 2nd period and an¬ other day in Eng¬ lish. What will knowing Beowulf get me in the real world? 10:50 AM I should become a surgeon with the skill I have in dis- . I play. Over fifteen school days were missed, giving as much as a week ' s “vacation at a time. secting pigs, though I thought this was Human Anatomy. 11:45 AM Lunch! This is the only time I can talk to anybody without having to hurry. 12:15 PM This has got to be the longest class! 1:15 PMTriangles, and squares. Geometry has me going in cir¬ cles! 2:20 PM History has become exciting now that we’re discussing the Civil War. I won¬ der if old Sher¬ man’s parents ever told him not to play with matches? 3:02 PM Another day going by. I would call it typical, but who has typical days? Mini-Mag 19

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OXYMORONS Living Death Silent Scream Plastic Glasses Student Teachers Military Intelligence Toxic Poison Icy Hot Killed him dead Kitty Cat Puppy Dog Baby Doll Cruel Kindness Laborious Idleness Lethal Weapon BRITISH MUSIC AWARDS Best British Album Brothers in Arms — Dire Straits Best International Solo Artist Paul Simon Best British Group Five Star Best Female British Artist Kate Bush Best Male Bristish Artist Peter Gabriel Best British Newcomer The Housemartins Outstanding Contributions To British Music Eric Clapton Best International Group Bangles Best British Single West End Girls — Pet Shop Boys Best British Video Sledgehammer Best Producer David A. Stuart (The Eurythmics) Best Soundtrack Top Gun HEARD IT. . . FORENSICS CHAMPIONSHIP The school forensics team captured their first district championship. The winners were as follows: THIRD PLACE: Spelling — Kara Griffith Boys Extemporaneous — Ran¬ dy West SECOND PLACE: Girls’ Poetry — Charisse Hill Serious Dramatic Interpreta¬ tion — Tonya Halsey FIRST PLACE: Boys’ Prose — Marty Gates Boys’ Poetry — Talley Griffith Humorous Dramatic Interpre¬ tation — Doug Perry Girls ' Original Oratory — Robin Roberts The assistant football coach from Wake Forest explains the details of the four-year scholar¬ ship that Shawn Amder is re¬ ceiving. According to the coach, Shawn ' s only expense will be weekend spending money (if weekends are free). WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO THANK THE PERSON WHO INVENTED: the snooze alarm deodorant running water the wheel tight jeans WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO CURSE THE PERSON WHO INVENTED: SAT’s taxes homework slow drivers foreign cars ODE TO ANDY WARHOL You either loved him, didn’t know why he was famous, or never knew him and shouldn’t admit to it unless behind a screen talking to a man with a white collar. He was Andy Warhol, famous for his Camp¬ bell Soup can, modern paint¬ ings, and odd photos (for which he claims to have never looked through the eyepiece). He was easily distinguished by his hair that resembled a lamp with white plastic strings cas¬ cading from every side. Warhol was the producer of the magazine, Interview, and was persistent in saying that every good picture was a bad picture, and vice-versa. Hopefully, Andy Warhol will be remembered for his talent and uniqueness, or at least be recognized for the first time. As one student said, Maybe now that he’s dead, some of his movies and other works will be seen by some people, at least for once.” PIZZA HUT FUNDAMENTALS Pizza Hut has noticed that every year thousands of peo¬ ple needlessly burn their mouths on the tips of hot piz¬ zas. Take their advice; let yours cool first. Please, let’s keep pizza safe and sane. Pizza Hut has also taken it upon itself to provide the com¬ mon pizza eater with certain guidelines which, in the inter¬ est of public awareness, we have listed below. First, when eating Pizza Hut pizza, with its real mozzarella cheese and thick tomato sauce, make sure there are plenty of napkins on hand (shirt sleeves have other func¬ tions). 18 Mini-Mag

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Elizabeth Warren and friends stand outside of RFK Stadium in Washing¬ ton, D.C. just before seeing the Wash¬ ington Redskins play. B rowning on the beach, snoozing in the shade, or camping in the country. What does summer mean to you? Summer vacation holds different excitement for every¬ one. Some people pack up and head to the mountains for a peaceful week of hiking and roughing-it. Lots of kids attend summer camp, and spend days swatting flies and making new friends. Others look forward to fun in the sun at their favorite beaches. Still, there are those that spend their days loafing around Patrick County and oc¬ casionally taking a dip at the pool at Dehart Park. You may be the person who awaits summer vacation be¬ cause you plan to catch up on your sleep, or you might want to see how much sun your skin will hold this July. Maybe you can’t wait for summer because of a trip your family has planned to East Shammoo. Whatever the reason may be, each year we anticipate, and summer comes and goes much too soon. Amy Hopkins and Connie Bird “soak up some rays during their summer va¬ cation. It wasn’t long before they decid¬ ed it was too hot to stay out long. Dianne Blackard, Laura Hubbard, Sandy Collins, and Beth Bowman take a few moments to relax while in Washington. It’s still interesting to know, is that really their car?!? 20 Summer