Passaic High School - Echo Yearbook (Passaic, NJ)

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Thought for the year- When in deep water, keep your mouth shut . . . Alfred E. Newman September, '56 - June, '57 TO THE STUDENTS: Rainy Day Schedule-All students will have four Studies. Sale Items--Passes for the elevator and the tunnel to the annex will be sold in room 413, near the deep end of the pool. Pigeon Food-Please refrain from feeding pigeons during passing. Feeding time will be restricted to class time. Job available for teacher to decipher The Ancient Mariner and to console Silas Marner. Clean-up Day-Students will please remove all sneakers and lunches from desks and window- sillsg put them in your air-conditioned lockers. Sophomores: Wear '59 beanies and report to the drill yard for forty laps. The office requests that all students hitch ponies to the rail before entering Latin class in order to keep them from wandering in study halls. Science Students-Bring nose-clips and scalpels to prepare for the dissection of your specimen. Good News-Your twenty minute lunch period will be extended two minutes in order to allow Mr. Cannici to prepare his gourmet lunch. Attention Marble Sharks-A meeting will be held activity period to practice for the upcoming marble tournament held in each study hall. Farewell Assembly-A program will be held in the auditorium for the purpose of bidding fare- well to the Hilltop High. Nostalgia will be the by-word here and students are asked to check their tears as they move on toward the new home of P.H.S., Any mysterious sounds, such as the clattering of a cabinet cascading down three flights of stairs, should be quietly ignored. TO THE TEACHERS: CENSORED Thought for the year-- Promote friendships among our Asiatic neighbors: catch the flu!!! -Mao Tse Tung September, '57 - June, '58 TO THE STUDENTS: Attention-The avidity of the wood collectors makes it dangerous for certain students to walk the streets on bon-fire night. Vandals-Best entrance is 42nd floor, 3rd room, 4th window to the right. lf you proceed in an orderly fashion, the janitors will cooperate. I2

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W I iw MR. CAROLA-Back in the box! MR. GRAF-You're off your thumbtack, you dirty-so-and-sol MISS EATON-At the ringing of the last bell- MR. ADAMCIK--You are wandering about aimlessly. DR. RIGGIN-Are you all coming to the band concert? MISS SHARTLE-Were you with un ami or une amie? MRS. FLGRES-Do you think you might do better if we come backlto you? MR. ANDERSON-I presume you have a pass. MR. LAVENDA-You don't know what you're talking about. MR. BODNAR-I-lave a coke! MR. GOODMAN--This is what should have happened. MISS OAKLAND-Out! Out! Out! MR. MILLS-You've got five detentions. MISS BUNNELL-My grandfather was often mistaken for A. Mellon. MRS. soLoMoN-would you be a darling and do this for me? MRS. POPKIN-Teachers are our biggest problem. MISS STEWART-ls it necessary? MR. MARTURANO-Having consumed your constitution- MR. FULLERTON-Make a diagram. MISS SPILLE-Hast du deine aufgabe gemacht? MR. KINCHELOW-Hi, how are you doing? MR. LIBRERA--O. K. fellas, we're gonna play a game! - MR. POLICHEMI--Well, forget about it now. We'lI get to it later. MR. CANNIICI--I may not remember your name, but your face . . . MRS. LARKEY-l'Il see you out in the hall. MISS CASHIELL-If you hadn't been so busy making applesauce- MR. MACALUSO--Come 'erel Show you what they do in industry. ll

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Are you a brownie ? Do you like Mephistophelian eyebrows? Do you read and write? . . . Try out for the National Honor Society! Those boys without dates for the Junior Prom should submit their names to Miss Cashell's fix-up committee. P Warning-All students found cutting lunch will henceforth be obliged to consume the Type A dinner under the auspices of Mr. Theodore Adamcik and Cane, Inc. Applause-Mr. Gallucci has begun to wrestle with his problems. TO THE TEACHERS: We are sorry to announce that Mr. Bodnar has' been caught depositing a bomb in Mrs. Miller's desk. Mr. Bodnar should know that any action hindering the publication of the school paper violates the unwritten code of this school. Serious-minded.Men of the Faculty-Do you wear size 36-B sweaters? Do you have nice legs lpreferably without hairl? If so, there is a great part open for you in the Teachers Talent Show. We cannot tell a lie! Dr. Holbeck chopped down a flowering cherry tree, and then departed hastily for the Administration Building where he immediately began his work as Acting Superintendent of Schools. Before the dust had settled, Miss Eaton, as the Acting Principal of P.H.S., moved into the front office amid a flourish of falling cherry petals. Thought for the year-Just keep walkin' . . . Ambrose TO THE STUDENTS: Attention: Big Daddy's throwing a party to commemorate Truck Counting day. Flash: Special Holiday Luncheons will be served before all vacations. Hey Fellas! Try-outs for the new Wrestling Team will be held in the gym after school. Bad news: Those blankety-blank unknowns will be given out in chem classes tomorrow. Best wishes: For success and happiness to our pal, Nameless the Nebbish. Greatest Show on Earth: See our Senior Play, You Can't Take It With You. Congratulations: to the P.H.S. Basketball Team for their marvelous season, and to our spir- ited lndian cheerleaders. Memories: Our Senior Prom at the Westmount Country Club and Our Commencement Dance. Prospective Graduates: Report to the stadium for rehearsals during the week of June 15. To the Juniors and Sophomores: Stay as sweet as you are, don't let a thing ever change you !' TO THE TEACHERS: I FAREWELL I3