Paso Robles High School - El Roble Murmullo Yearbook (Paso Robles, CA)

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.IO An example of a good actress is a school teacher that tells her school pupils in a convincing manner that education pays. 'I' An automobile is a vehicle which is rapidly dividing mankind into tw'o classes-the quick and the dead. 'K 'X bad driver is an accident going some place to PPe X bank is an institution that will glady lend you money if you ean proye that you are so well off that you dont need it X banquet is an affair where you eat 1 lot of food you dont want before talking about some thing that you dont understand to 1 erowd of people yy ho do not yy ant to hear you X bathing sult IS a garment with no hooks hut plenty of eyes on it Freedom is a wonderful thing Xou ean do what you please without eonsiderlng anyone except the wife police boss, life insurance eompany state federal, and city authorities, and the neighbors Doctors are men who preserlbe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less in human beings of whom they know nothing Did you see the shot that w as fired No I only heard lt answered the witness That is not SUHIICICDI evidence You may retire As the witness left the stand and while his back was turned to the iudge he laughed out loud At onee the judge recalled him for contempt of eourt Did you see me laugh No but I heard you Insufficient eyldenee Your Honor X fond father went to a sehool to see what progress his son was making In response to his inquiry the prinerpal said Xour son will probably go doyyn in history 'I hat s Oood news glowed the parent The prmerpal lifted his eyebrows and eontxnued But then of eourse he might do better in geogrr phy md the other suhieets lhree weeks after essle re lehed hoarding sehool sie bevm signing her letters esslei Brother Iom didnt like it Ile replied Vlhree weeks lfter De rr essier Illllkl 1 I :mer hrye g PL tr ylslt Xunt rzzie Inee Simiea is buying 1 new miehme hut dont know w ethertmeet1Cheyle1erlI:ore1e1 -Ihe LUVXILI e her yisgi oe IIXC but it IS 1 hulher Ioye 'Iomiea 56 K ES Attorney: Now, sir, did you, or did you not, on the date in question or at any other time, pre- viously or subsequently, say or even intimate to the defendant, or anyone else, alone or with anyone, whether a friend or a mere acquaintance, or, in fact, a stranger, that the statement imputed to you, whether just or unjust, and denied by the plaintiff, was a matter of no moment, or otherwise? Yes or XX rtness Xes or no w hat udge VX hat induced you to strike your wife Defendant XX ell your honor she ad cr baek to me, the fryin pan was andy and the back door was open, so I says to myself Bill says I You may neyer aye another ehanee like this' Ihe new clerk at the drug store returned the preserlptlon to the old eustomer with a request that he wait till the boss returned But why can t vou fill it out I could lf you were a stranger, he replied But I am t to fill em for folks that hyes about here Then there was the guv who bet thc army physician S500 that he would pass the medical exam He was yery anxious to haye eyervthmg go off well for his wedding ceremony He had practiced and practiced At last the great day had arrived and he was at the altar The minister was reading He must not fail to respond at the right moment Quddenly he realized that the minister had asked a question and no one had responded Surely thev must be waiting for him to reply Meekly he re plied I do He had not heard the question which was Does any man know just cause whv this man and this woman should not be joined together The angrv customer rushed into the butcher shop and threw down upon the counter a piece of metal demanding Do you know what that IS The buteher examined the piece of metal and send that he beheyed that it w as brass The angry customer agreed th at it was 'md ey planned that he had found it in a piece of sausage md demanded an explanation for rt being there After seyeral minutes of intense thought the buteher replied XX ell as near as I e m figure out I must haye forgotten to take the eollrr off iu Iyrnnc I e you haye your arm in a sling Broken isnt it Don Keefer Yes Paul Meet with an aecident Don 'No broke it while trying to pat myself on the baek Paul C reat Qeott' XX hat for Don For minding my own business e. , . . no: h 1- N l -. r V xv' a n. . : 1. . - V . ,: V V , . , j , V .. 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