Paso Robles High School - El Roble Murmullo Yearbook (Paso Robles, CA)

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JUKES Don Keefer-She said she would be faithful to the end. Neil Keefer-Why, that sounds good. Don-Yes, but I'm the halfback. Margaret Brown-I hear they're going to fight the battle of Bunker hill over. Mr. Haugh-Why? Margaret-It wasn't fought on the level. Alma-Water attracts electricity. Nadine-Have you made test to prove it? Alma-Yes, everytime I'm in the bathtub the telephone rings. jack Kleck-See that guy over there? He's always pulling fast ones. New Student-The town wit, eh? jack-No, our speed cop. Dale Kinne-Say, Troy, may I borrow your pen? Troy-Sure thing. Dale-Cot a piece of writing paper I can have? Troy-Reckon so. Dale-Going past the mail box when you go out? Troy-Yeah. Dale-Wait a minute 'till I finish this letter, will you? Troy-All right. Dale--Want to lend me a stamp? Troy-Uh-huh, Dale-Thanks. Say, what's your girl's ad- dress? Mr. I-laugh-That actor is the kind that ought to be screened. Campbell-Put on a screen you mean? Mr. I-laugh-No, put behind it. Corporal-That new recruit used to be a clerk. Sergeant-How do you know? Corporal-Everytime he stands at ease he tries to put his rifle behind his ear. Customer-Mrs. Jackson has a most magnetic personality, hasn't she? Grocer-Yes, everything she carries out of here is charged. John Toner-Hello, john. How's the boy? john Dickenson-I have clothing sickness. I. Toner-Clothing sickness, what's that? I. Dickenson-My tongue has a coat on and my breath comes in short pants. Mr. James-Elsa, what are the effects of heat and cold? Elsa Douglas-Heat expands and cold con- tracts. Mr. james-Now give me an example. Elsa-In the summer days are long and in the winter very short. It used to be that girls wanted an allday sucker. But now they want one just for the evening. Modem students are like processed coffee- 98 per cent of the active ingredients have been removed from the bean. Mr. james-Elbert Donkin, what is a red corpuscle. Doc-A Russian noncommissioned ofhcer. Dolly was just home from her first day at school. Well, darling, askediher mother, What did they teach you? Not much, replied the child, I've got to go again. Kiss: Two divided by nothing. Half-wit: A person who spends half his time thinking up wise-cracks. Teacher: A person who swore he would starve before teaching and has been doing both ever since. PAGE FIFTY-SEVEN

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