Paso Robles High School - El Roble Murmullo Yearbook (Paso Robles, CA)

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JOKES His auto stuck down in the mud And there it stayed contented A fann horse pulled it out. That's how The horse laugh was invented. Bill Caughron-Don't you think I am ever right? Easterburg-Yes, sometime. Even a clock that doesn't run is right twice a day. Teacher-If there are any dumbbells in this room, please stand. Cjohnny standsj Teacher-So you consider yourself a dumb- bell. johnny-Well, no, teacher, but I hate to see you standing all alone. Ken D.-You're breaking more dishes than your wages amount to. What can we do about it? Darrel-Maybe you had better raise my wages. Mrs. Phillips-Wasn't your education in al- gebra sadly neglected? Cene Cook-Oh, no, I gladly neglected it. Don Campbell-VVhile I was hunting, a big lion jumped right out of a bush at me. Stoltenberg-H'mm. VVhat did you do? Campbell-Sixty miles an hour. rf- - Cop-Hey, what are you doing there? Kumn-Parking my car. It seems such a good place. The sign says Safety Zone. City girl-Oh dear, what a large cow. Does it give the sweet milk? Mr. Burlingham-Yes, miss. City girl-And that small cow following her. What does it do? Mr. Burlingham-Well, miss, it gives the condensed milk. Mr. Porter-VVhat do you call a man who runs an auto? Chuck Frazier-It depends upon how near he comes to hitting me. Coach-Do you mean to say you proposed to Barbara and was rejected? Darrel-Not exactly rejected. She told me any time she wanted to make a fool of herself she'd let me know. Guido Dusi-When I was bom, my father called me a peach. Harvey Stahl-Maybe he was glad you weren't a pair. Bill Roberts-Mr. james, if I planted this seed would an orange tree grow up from it? Mr. james-Sure and oranges would grow on it. Bill-That's sure wonderful because this is a lemon seed. Miss Swanson-Who can make a sentence with the word gruesome in it? Sluggo-I can. The man stopped shaving and gruesome whiskers. Cook in Cafeteria-We had chicken four times last week. Mr. Otto-How extravagant! Cook-Oh, no. It was the same chicken. Englishman-I asked your colored man if it would rain and he said little dogs it will and little dogs it won't. Rastus Coverhearingl-No, sir! Ah said P ups it would and P ups it wouldn't. Marlar Stewart-Waiter, would you mind taking the fly out of my soup? Waiter-Do it yourself. I ain't no life guard. Easterburg-Bob, can you do this problem? Bob Livingston-No, ma'am, it's too hard. Easterburg-Why when George Washington was your age, he could do any problem the teacher asked him to. Bob-Well, when he was your age, he was President of the United States. PAGE FIFTY-FIVE

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