Paseo High School - Paseon Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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ing over the top of the building, I saw the football field on the other side, so l hopped over the building to inspect it. My directions were to find a clue in a cloclc so I started out to find said cloclc. After inspecting the outside of the building I entered the front door feven though it was locked, and observing a cubbyhole on the left as I entered I Went over to inspect it. Whatever it is used for they oughter get a new one because itys no bigger than a lcatydid's shoestring. Keeping to the left, I wallced around the first floor and entered all the rooms searching for the clue, but some- where I must have taken the wrong turn because I started going down, down, and it lcept getting spoolcier as I went. I passed furnaces, coils, ventilators, climbed a ladder, tool: a ride on a belt wheel and all in all got utterly confused. l just couldn't find my way out, so I decided to crawl up a ventilator. Well, I crawled and I crawled. l wore my peg-leg down to a toothpick. But l finally came out on top of the building, where l was just about a half an hour ago. l whisked through a window without both- ering to raise it, and lit on an icebox. lnside was a huge Dagwood sandwich and I lost no time in getting started on it. l was still munching on it when I got baclc down to the second floor and must have talcen another wrong turn because before l lcnew it l was half-drowned in a pool the size of lalce Souperior. ln other words, I was in the soup. But luclcy for me there was a raft in the middle of this pool. Well, I finally got out, dried my clothes and got started again. Un my way down to the first floor I screwed up enough courage to slide down the banis- ter. More dog-gone funlll Only thing wrong, I bashed my head on the waste- baslcet across the hall. Turning to the left, l came to the only room in the school that l hadn't peelced into, and sure enough the cloclc with the clue in it was in this very room. Page 6

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i Let me introduce myself, I am Pirate Jym, Jr. Having received pater's letter I liastened to the spot the letter indicated, so as to loe 'full recipient of the wondrous treasure my pater limequeatlied me. ln other Words, I graloloed tlie swag loefore any loloody lalolce could loeat me to it. I liopped into my Diesel yatcll and beat it across the Pacific, tlien followed tlie otller directions until I came to the llill on tlle laanlc of Bruslere Creelie and -prepared to llunt for treasure. I got out my trusty spade fwlnicli l had leaned into a curve when I Worlced on the VV.P.A.D and started to worlc. Then I remembered tlie treasure Was not gold nor silver but an immense building filled with eager students Witll liiglm ideals and overflowing with good-fellowship and lligli scholastic ability funtil tlie loest it had got killed oft Wllen tliey tooli tlie aptitude test., Then I jumped up to tlle top of the flag pole to get a loetter view of tlie scliool and, peeli- P ge5

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o X t w, ff' N if at ,I Eu ne, I'-x'lv:hX I had a tougtz time doing it, but this is what I found in the office clock. It was mi-i-i-ghty hard to ctecluce, and in case you have trouble the answefs on page 92.