Parsons High School - Norseman Yearbook (Parsons, KS)

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Humor DEGREES OF LEARNING Freshman: Huh? Sophomore: What? Junior: I didn't understand the question. Sftnior: 'I failed to comprehend the nature of the inquiry. Fenirrs were born for great things, Juniors were born for small. But sophomores-it's not recorded Why they were born at all. Sophomore: At which end of the car do I get off? Motorman: It doesn't make much differenceg I guess both ends stop. Who wrote Hamlet? inquired Sup- erintendent Hughes while examining thet school. Please sir, I didn't. said a very frightened lad. Later the superintendent was telling it to one of the members of the school board. Haw! Haw! he said. I bet the little rascal did it all the time. Daughter: Mother, why l1asn't papa any hair? Mother: Because he thinks so much, dear. Daughter: VVhy have you so much. Mother? Mother: Hun along and play now. STRANGE BUT TRUE What has four legs but only one foot? A bed. Some of these jokes are dry, And some. are pretty rareg But, if one happens to be about you, Just laugh and take your share. CALL A MECHANIC! A tourist was enjoying the wonders of California as pointed out by a na- tive. What beautiful grapefruit! he said, as they passoil through a grove of cit- rus trees. 'Oh, these lemons are a bit small, owinlg to a cznrparatively bad season, explained the Californian. And what are those enormous blos- soms? asked the tourist. Just a patch of dandelionsf' said the Californian. Presently they reached the Sacra- mento River, Al1,', said the tourist, grasping the idea. Somehody's radiator is leaking. When is a joke not a joke? Nine times out of ten. BOW! WOW! I've get to design a hot dog stand. What would you suggest as material? A rustic affair of dogwood covered with bark. If some of these jokes you don't under- stand, .Iust road them and be content, For the joke editor who accepted this brand, Ins in the same predicament. PHYSIOLOGY I've studied the body over, I got a hundred in my quizzg But still I confess I'm ignorant As to where the trombone is. First: How do you feel? Second: I just ate a bowl of oxtail soup and feel bully. First: Huh, I just ate some hash and feel like everything. PARSONS SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL Page Sixty-two