Parsons High School - Norseman Yearbook (Parsons, KS)

Text from Pages 1 - 190 of the 1923 volume:

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Hughes Superimendeni of the ' PARSONS SCHOOLS j whose remarkable leaderalxlp and plegeing personality has,heen in inspiration- to all X A i. . . ' V- WE I - ' the Class of 19.2 3' . DEDICATE 'rms ' PARSON IAN -W 4.. JU! -, ' -fl Q','f'5is V , gl . --. .,,,e. f -Q 9 5 PHRSONIHN RINCIPAL F. A. LOVAN Q eery Tweqfi mee 1 Paasommm E. F. FARNER DOROTHY MCPHERSON SENIOR SPONSORS. There are no words powerful enough, that we could pen, to express the appreciation for the good-fellowship which has been shown us by our sponsors, Dorothy McPherson and E. F. Farner. They have displayed loyalty to the class and have been as a friend to every senior. VVe feel humble in expressing our thanks in the only way we know by the simple words We thank youf' Y e, e ry Twente T6ree. fw.,V A fg M r :' l, i W ' A ,.-Y.., . 1 , W A N fx,A,.-,,d li A f E xx, il sl. A - fl S 1 'I I rl D , 241 'm ,f 9 U A . EF ' E3 5 wa if . T fn fi sc ,W , 1 gf? J 'I sf si L 5 . EI' fl 1 La El 7 if . 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' -tg I nl X Z C of WE ff O26 5 J r' 2 R E 5 5 fi f. 5? 9 5 5 Q 3 ve 3 5 E 5 3. 5 E f 4 3 F ff E 5 -1,- mu.,- Q I .. 1 PHRSONIHN 'v -fi? 3. ,',-. if -4:5 . -:at Q QM Q 2295 Q Wxq'T 1 A I 'X luk AX, 5 , W X i Nl 5 Mpf 51 Q 1 Y5 ,,, . x w f J I Q X M V y ff We v A W f N 15,1 gf ,m 'Ti If N 2 'af -fi lmzg X E Off' 11 ffl, ff fg ff m 'lfgf ,MMM X iii-Eff Ji-T3-I4?291-Ex!-:mf 3 MmsQfmsfmmaS i C CCD TW60f'1 'lzfee PHRSONIGN ENGLISH DEPARTMENT. MURIAL M. PAUGH Mt. Union College A. B. University of Colorado University of Chicago Hobby: Miss Skinner FRANCES SKINNER University of Kansas A. University of golorlado B. Hobby: Miss aug FLORENCE DeLAY University of Kansas A. B. University of Chicago University of Colorado Hobby: Chocolates SCIENCE DEPARTMENT. WILBUR DAVISON K. S. A. C., B. S. Baker University A. B. W Hobby: Have I told this story before? VICTOR L. HALL S. M. T. N., B. S. Hobby: Basketball NELSON .I. ANDERSON K. S. A. C., B. S. University of Illinois M. S. Hobby: Oldsburg, Kan- ' sas. 1 g eeq Twente 'mfee ., I A ' '09, PHRSONIQN MATHEMATICS DEPARTMENT. CLARA MORRIS S. M. T. N. University of Colorado 4 Hobby: A square deal GEORGE E. VVELLS S. M. T. N. Columbia University Hobby: Scouts E. F. FARNER Southwestern College A. B. Northwestern College University of Kansas M. A. Hobby: Jokes LEETA SCOTT ATHLETIC DIRECTORS. JESSIE M. STUGARD University of Kansas A. B. Hobby: Erwin S. M. T. N. Chicago University Hobby: Swimming CHARLES MILLS Whitenburg College Y. M. G. A. College Hobby: Political Cam paigns fAndy Gump? T e, eerp Tweqfi nfee N 'I -by-1 veg-png.-w-gypgus-r,g-. Q an aww... -. f . we 1 ww Wal- Q.,-7:--w.'1n1lvyvgNnsxf-t 'wv'15!r'A-W Paasomem POLITICAL SCIENCE DEPARTMENT. DOROTHY McPHERSON S. M. T. N., B. S. ' Hobby: Seniors NORA E. SMITH, Dean of Girls Emporia State Normal S. M. T. N. University of Colorado Hobby: Girls MRS. J. H. KOONTZ University of Kansas University of Colorado Joplin Business College S. M. T. N., B. S. Hobby: Diamonds .MARIE BOLLINGER A University of Kansas B. S. Baker University S. M. T. N. Hobby: Sophomores COMMERCIAL DEPARTMENT. CHARLES PIATT S. M. T. N. Hobby: Fords J. H. KOONTZ S. M. T. N., B. S. Cedar Rapids Commercial Normal University of Kansas Hobby: Teasin' I , , , e eer, Tweqti Tsfee. 2'l L-'.,' . : . ' ' ,' i -4.. . .. .. ' W .....r...e..Lr,- . ., vi . - . ILM. A... -.fz..m....v.j.LmdHlu.Lu.u.,- fm:1 PHRSONIHN FOREIGN LANGUAGE DEPARTMENT . LUCILLE PRINCE Baker University A. B. University of Wisconsin Hobby: Travel Catalogues ' LUELLA PILKINGTON University of Kansas A. B. Hobby: Dates HELEN VAN NEST Morningside College A. B. University of Iowa Hobby: Latin Plays ANITA HUMPHREY University of Kansas A University of Colorado Hobby: Hiking MANUAL TRAINING DEPARTMENT. R. C. PORTER S. M. T. N. Hobby: Farms JAMES T. SHARE Universi ty of Kansas A. B. S. M. T. N. Hobby: Bets and Paddles i 6 665 Tweqfi T6ree EFHRSONIHN SPECIAL ARTS DEPARTMENT. VESTA SMITH fDomestic Artl K. S. A. C., B. S. Stout Institute University of Colorado Hobby: Millinery MARY L. SCOTT fDomestic Sciencej K S. ., B. S. . A.C S. M. T. N. Chicago University Hobby: Calories CHARLES S. MCCRAY fDirector of Music! Great Bend Normal College Nickerson Normal College Wilcox School of Harmony and Composition S. M. T. N. Hobby: Enthusiasm HELEN BARTLETT fLibrarianJ Emporia State Normal Kellogg Library School University of Wisconsin H bb : M ' o y uslc LOUIS R. DIVILBISS fPrintingJ Graphic Arts Institute M. G. A. University of Kansas Hobby: Food Q e, eer, Tweqfi Tbfee, fwy fQf 221 M7 x 11' fi ! S X b gia- 4 X ff 'WW' g S M f g'f4g'zf1?aQc2'5 sir . iv ! x ' ffff! fff., , 14,1 if - QSQ7, fl fiiff, f ,fl ff ',.Qf ' 4' ' X, , f - 4517 ffa U ' fx f x XJ J A 5 XE MM N 1 Z :? 7 W ' 5 S - 5555 ii f 1 2 1 Q-1 nf' kj Q z X K 3 WW Ufmmmmn 9 w . 5 :- E V i 21 .. in 1. G '-I B 's 4 F Q 5 E i 3 E E Q ,X E 5 5 i i E 5 5 s 5 an is E 9 E .i F1 -nm. - ., mv -,m ... , - ,J PHRSONIHN LIIllIUllllalllllllllllllmlll'mf'llumululllllllullllillflfllllflllllllllllllllllululfmlllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlnlllllllllllllulllllllllulllfllnu W ' f I ' .Y N ff- QP R i K9 - 73 4 '- ' -sv ' ' Q Z 8 'E fr In-N Mag 'A 'qv EIQR f , X NW. 4 3' 3 . My W X x Jg 'Q X4 gt xx RN R 5 f Q 5 2521. 4 is if:-Y A taxi-'5 'ZWWM7W WMlWWlHM!fYIMIIllIINWLINUNMNWRNWWKNWNQWWQ M WMWMWIWMWWWlM!MfWilHIHHNXXIXNNXXXWWXXXWWWNWKNYQRNM -- -avclil 1 WEEE R gif! L13 -4- SEN!! QRS, e eerj Tweqfi 'mfee llIlllllllE!ll!Illllllllllllllllmll i , . A!I!!!1!I!!!HJMIIIU!!!!!QlIn!!I!!nllII!IlIIllll'!Il h . F Viminrn Morro E F ' Through .trials to triumph. F FLOWER . ' i ' Ophelia Bose w ' osPoNsoRs Dorothy McPherson oFF1cnRs. Pnnsmnm ................. .......................... .... L . VICE PRESIDENT ......... SECRETARY .................... TREASURER ...........,........... ....... F ' COLORS Green and White E. F. Farner ..nMyles Pemher .F ..... Ruth Walton ...... Irene Nagle 4.Clarence Martin SEBGEANT AT ARMSU.. ....................... -..N ............ Foster Sly Senior Picnic ......... PROGRAM. ......--..T---.....:.........-.-..... Baccalaureate ............... ...... 4 .... Senior Class Day .............. Junior Senior Banquet ........ Commencement .............. , 3 ciec h Tweqfffi Tfyfee r, ,:, ......-...-May E .-.....May 20 21 ...........May 22 .-...-.....May 24 4 PHRSONIHN , MYLES PEMBER, The Cynic College DON'T THINK rn LIE T0 YoU, D0 Football '22 Editor Reporter '22 Reporter Staff '23 Debate Club '21 '22 f Dumbbell Club '23 Senior Play ' Secretary Hi-Y Club '23 Spanish Club '22 President Class '23 Carnival Play '23 JESSIE EARLE PETERSON, Jess General 0Hl FIDDLE. Oklahoma City '20, '21 Blue Bird Glee Club '20 Y. W. C. A. Treasurer and Secretary '21, '22 Y. W. C. A. Cabinet '23 G. A. C. '23 . Carnival '23 VERNON DONALDSON, Eternal Stag General HAMEN, BROTHER. Glee Club '23 Mixed Chorus '23 Dumbbell Club President '23 Carnival '23 Hi-Y Club '23 HARRIETT DeWOLFE, Harry College UTHUS, WE FIND THAT. Debate Team '23 Pro and Con Club '21, '22, '23 1, French Club '22, '23 'v Latin Club '21 Y. W. C. A. Cabinet '22, '23 Reporter StaH '22 Varsity Hockey '23 Captain Senior Hockey '23 Basketball '23 Carnival Follies '23 Winner Essay Contest '21 ELMER J. BENJAMIN, Stub College HAVE YOU BOUGHT YOUR ANNUAL T' Treasurer Spanish Club '22 Senior Pie Supper Play '23 Pro and Con '23 DOROTHY LAMB, Dot COULD I LoVE LESS, I SHOULD BE HAPPIERR' Glee Club '20, '23 Dumbbell Club '23 General i l X e eeq Tweqffi 'mfee -7ai-',f's- 'VK 3,15-L.-.:.., a. . . 9 .. -3 1: .na Vx 5 ,. va PHRSONIHN TELLS YOU. French Club '23 Spanish Club '22 Cafeteria '23 Senior Basketball Carnival '23 RUBY THORN, WHY, I DIDN E. T. C. Club '2 Y. W. C. A. Carnival '23 ENN HANES YOU NEVER Stock Judging Carnival '23 GL ST NEVER SOUIN OWN PRAISE.' McCune '20 Carnival '23 OH, NO, I DO Piano Contfst '2 E. T. C. '23 Carnival '23 ALICE DICKEF Carnival '23 1 l e ear, Twente Tfyfee, EWART DAIJ JUANITA BROW OH, GOODNES E. T. C. Club '2 General HAZEL GOODMON DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING ANYONE Sophomore Basketball Team '22 Dumbbell Club '23 Team '23 Mickey Commercial T EITHER! 3 General AN TELL. ontest, Fort Scott '22 RYMPLE General D THE TRUMPET OF YOUR N, Brownie Commercial 'T WANT To. .SON Commercial s 1 3 l -1 t F lt ,f ll f f 'Q' , - J ff'T.:1r:i:::F.1''T::r:T::-': Tw fl Nl gQk .L ll 'AL 1 . me. LY. 2, KSA Il gl fl' 2? ff' li . I ? vs! xl l Q ml 1 ll f JUANITA NAGLE, Nita College I .N HAS THE BELL RUNGT' , '- S te '23 g olzzesrra '20, '21 , lf Kansas Kanax-ies '21 uf gax'nivai:lPlay '23 ll enlol' 8 Gi ll Annual Still' E X, S f' X , I Y' ELSIE MAY BUBB, Bubbles General l MY HEAVENS, IS THAT' S0 ? If rw G. A. c. '23 ' Q' Carnival '23 I . 1 f f ' K ' PAUL MILLER General lv I BEG TO BESEECH YOU. l l Philos '23 5 Christmas Play '21 gf Junior Play fl-, Hi-Y Club '23 5 ' S rg 5 c. GAYLORD HINTHORN, Slewfoot P 4 ' General li -'HELLO DEARESTJ' A ,nl Pregident Royal Orders of Smartweeds '23 U I-'I gnsirneasblldareasesr Reporter '23 K lf C - V35 ' B323 Club '22 I il Tennis '23 4 ,, 3 il X Q1 HELEN MILLER, Fluffy Commercial ll W on, LAWSYJ' ,q l' E. T.. c. Qlub '23 its 'N Carmval .23 , :K - State Typing Contest 23 EQ H Botany Club '23 if lg 'l ll L ' Q 1,3 JESSIE SOURBEER, Jess College U WELL, I NEVER. ll gpagxisla Club '21, '22 gb NQ3 Cnrnlval '23 Il ml H le a l' W .9 2 21 ff gg , AS It . W- V7 A V -JJ. We i':11 '1i..,.. -'a1:i,,L,,gT'-: T'7 ' ff- r-2--,fm A nf f- -,, , L , Q25 .. if pg- Ke, '--raver-.GZ-,,,e1-...-,.: . ,W , .- .. XXX .f-ffmx. STS:-N fee, EDBQTW CAJQQ ld ll og vu K - Na gym: :tin-n..,..f , . PHRSONIFSN Annual Staff Carnival Follies Philos Club '23 G. A. C. VESTA MAYN OH! THERE President E. T. Hockey Team Carnival '23 Typing Contest G. A. C. RUSSELL V. Z THAT'S RIGH Orchestra '20, ' Band '23 Carnival '23 Agriculture Clul GUY KNARR, I DON'T KNO Orchestra '21, Band '23 Class Orchestra Carnival '23. HAZEL CRAME OH, FIDDLE Carnival '23. GOT A LET Varsity Hockey Carnival Follies Shorthand Club Typing Contest Annual Staff Senior Play G. A. C. i 6 eer, Tweqii T6fee, EILEEN F. WIRTH, Senior Hockeyqqt' GVVENDOLYN WEBER, Fritzi College HULLY GEE! Reporter Staff '22 '23 RD, Sue Commercial GOES ANOTHER. MISTAKE. C. Club '23 HM, Rukle General 1 u '23 Lorna General yi Jw '22 '20, '21, '22 , Zel College ICKSI' Dutchie Commercial R FROM CALIFORNIA. eam '22 Team '22 '23 '22, '23 '23 -.., - PHRSONIHN MILDRED CURTIS, Mill MY STARS! Philos Club Treasurer Latin G. A. C. '23 Carnival '23 Club '21 HAROLD COLLINS, Collins AW, GEE WHIZ! Philos '23 Latin Club '21 Basketball '23 Carnival Play '23 Senior Play Hi-Y Club '23 ESTELLE MCCLARY, Irish STEP ON THE GAS. President Y. W. '21 Carnival Play '22 Vice President Class '21 Debate Club '21 Junior Play '21 Y. W. C. A. Cabinet '23 GLEN PRIDEAUX, Predex Glee Club '22 Basketball '23 Hi-Y Club '23 Agriculture Club '23 Carnival '23 GEORGIA STOKES MOORE, NO I'M NOT KIDDIN'. Senior Hockey Team '23 Physiology Club '23 Carnival '23 Spanish Club '21 G. A. C. '23 ROBERT CRANDALL, Bob ASK ME NOT. Football '22 Basketball '23 Carnival '23 l e 665 Tweqli free n 'K H.. College College College General 'WELL, FOR GARDEN SEED. HG!! College College . ' .2 me-iq-:4::if1H mu.-..Aa',fHnlh' ' h.aL.!di. ' .A-. .. .ss PHRSONIHN ANYONE SEE Vice President ' Vice President Athenian Classic El Ateneo '23 Philos '23 Pro and Con '22, Carnival Follies G. A. C. '23 HAL C. HYLER STA-MATTA ? French Club '22 Senate '23 JGHMAN, Pete HANK AND LIZ 2 College 2 urekas Club '23 l Club '21, '22 '23 23 College President Pro arygi Con '23 3 President Hi-Y Vice President B Annual Staff Debate Team '2 Reporter '22 Dumbbell Club ' Carnival Minstr HILDA LANHA BREEZE, HO French Club '22, Pro and Con '21, Annual Staff Senior Play Carnival Follies nys' Club '23 '23 , Hilly College DY. '23 '22, '23 '23 PRED H. MOAKIE, JR., Pat College AIN'T I THE Glee Club '20 Debate Club '21 Football '20, '22 Track '22 Tennis '23 Senate '23 6 8: 1 Club '23 Carnival '23 PUPPY'S APPETITE 'Z RACHEL SHELPMAN, Rex College -A1 DON'T KNOW. Debate Club '22 Carnival Follies '23 G. A. C. Y. W. C. A. MARVIN WORKMAN, Kenny College THAT'S THE KIND OF A GIRL I AM. Glee Club '21, '22 Track Team '22 Carnival '23 3 e CCF, Tweqti Tfyfee, PHRSONIGN CHRISTINE BUCHANAN, Cristy THAT'S SO. Wellington, Kansas '20, '21, '22 Carnival Play '23 Y. W. C. A. Cabinet Kansas Kanaries '23 Senior Play G. A. C. D. PA'ULINE ATKINS, Atkie College SAY, KENNIE, HAVE YOU GOT YOUR FRENCH YET? French Club '23 Spanish Club '22, '23 Vice President Spanish Club '23 Kansas Kanaries '22 Mixed Chorus '22 Pro and Con '21, '22, '23 Carnival '23 Girl Scouts '22, '23 G. A. C. Board '23 Senior Hockey Team '23 Y. W. C. A. Cabinet '23 Dumbbell Club '23 JOSEPH W. LEDBETTER, Joshua Jr. College BY GOLLY, SLEWFOOTK' Boys' Glee Club '20, '22, '23 Mixed Chorus '20, '22, '23 President Boys' Glee Club '22 Junior Play Carnival '28 Reporter Staif '23 ' Hi-Y Shop Supt. Vocational Printing '23 LILLIS J. HOLECHECK, Jack Commercial NEBRASKA IS HARD TO BEAT. Humboldt, Nebraska '20 Football '21 Carnival '23 The Reporter '22 Hi-Y ALICE MARTIN, Jiggs Commercial OH, WHAT A SIGHTl Treasurer E. T. C. Club '23 Reporter '22 Annual Staff Carnival Follies '23 NEVA FAUDREE, Buddie General TIMES HAVE CHANGED SINCE HECK WAS A PUP. Porterville. California '20, '21 G. A. C. '23 Cai'nival Wax Works '23 Q e eeg 'llweqbt 'ff,fee. 1 1 1 4 1 1 V l 1 1 I l 1 ., . . Y,-v-Ween .fIT1sIi-Ty-V lfl TT' i7':71ifT'1 P- 'lf' ' 2 'ff l5 Ll 11 li' fl il' l1'5'l' .. v. .-tfr:'t1 i 'f:': --fre' fini- :' '::: 1f': ' A ' ll ' 1' ' ff ' ' ' ' ' Li f A lil X l if V. l' lv El s ll l ll ll VERNON C. ROSENTHAL, Rosie College li 1 FAIL TO RECALLJ' l Class Treasurer '22 1 6 Senate '23 1 P Mixed Chorus '22 Boys' Glee Club '22 H Orchestra '20 Y' Football '20, '21, '22 V 1 Track '22 . gl Tennis '23 ' 1l Debate '21 11 li Senior Play fl ll Carnival Play '23 H Annual Staff N . 4 A MAXINE DANNENBAUM, Max College 5 li YOUR NAMES MUD. 1 5 Editor-in-Chief Annual N A Reporter Staff '22 11 ' Pro and Con '23 ll' Latin Club '21 'f 1 Carnival Follies '23 1 3 1' E lil' A. RAYMOND MARTIN, Ray College ,l lf I GOT A DATE TONIGHT. l ' If Football '22 Junior Play 1 i Senior Play -' Reporter Staff '22 .1 Boys' Glee Club '22 l MAGDALINE MURRY, Maggie General OH! DEAR! l- G. A. C. '23 if Annual Staff W ggg Junior Play ' 1,51 Carnival '23 Reporter '22 , l' fl Q , sf THOMAS MONROE COCKRELL, Tom ' lr f General 1 ' LET'S GO T0 PITTSBURG. A fi Annuall Staff 1 , F tbal '23 'lf Tggck '22 . Hi-Y Club l Carnival Play '23 ' JESSIE JEAN VAUGHAN, Sheany College f -'AND I DoN r MEAN MAYBE. , Arapahoe, Oklahoma, '20, '21 Basketball '22, '23 Glee Club '23 Carnival Follies '23 l 'LL ' ' lr M9-- ' L ' ,Qf g .filil x'1fi QY1 f-MQ ,f if . 1. .ag:.'g.g if-Q: 19,1 lT1'Lj:?,.g.' 1: r. eRHgre-3..r!:r..::a, D. A l . lk'f,,L,., FHFISONIHN I I GRAYCE GRAY, Choppy l GREAT-HORN-SPOONS ! Latin Club '21 Spanish Club '22 Y. W. C. A. Cabinet Sfcretary and Treasurer Philos Vice President Pro and Con '23 Junior-Senior Debate '22 Debate Team '23 Carnival '23 ETHEL YOUNG, Blondie MIND. HOMER D. ELLIS, Handy Orchestra '21, '22, '23 Junior Play Band '23 Boys' Glee Club '23 Dumbbell Club '23 Latin Club '23 Carnival Minstrel '23 Hi-Y Club '23 Andy Gump '23 JACK MAYLEN, Cake TI-IAT'S HOT. Cheer Leader '22, '23 Glee Club '22, '23 Orchestra '22 Carnival Hula-Hula '23 Senior Play 6 R 1 Club '23 Mixed Chorus '22, '23 Debate Team '23 Pro and con '21, '22, '23 Philos Club '23 Spanish Club '23 G. A. C. '23 Cirls' Glee Club '20, '22 Mixed Chorus '20 '22 Oreretta '22 Carnival '23 The Rerorter Staff '22 Senior Play MILDRED MARTIN, Red DON'T BOTHER ME. E. T. C. Club '23 Carnival '23 I e 665 Twenli free College Commercial DON'T LET NO ONE MAN WORRY YOUR General COULD'NT PROVE IT BY ME. College RUTH ELIZABETH VVHARTON, Liz College ANYONE SEEN PETE N' HANK ? Commerci: FHRSONIHN LOUISE SMITH, Smithy AIN T LOVE GRAND. Vice President G. A. C. Treasurer French Club '23 Senate '23 Kansas Kanaries '20, '22 Mixed Chorus '20, '22 Basketball '21, '22, '23 French Club '22, '23 Debate Team '23 Carnival Follies '23 Junior Play Senior Play Annual Staff CLARENCE MARTIN, Bill I DON'T KNOW. Captain Football '21 Football '20, '21, '22 Captain Basketball '21 ' Basketball '20, '21, '22 Track '22 Orchestra 20, '21, '22 Senate '23 Class President '20 Class Treasurer '23 President Boys' Club '22 Annual Staff Athletic Board '22 FRANCES EMILY LAY, Hank Pro and Con Club '22, '23 Spanish Club '23 Philos Club '23 Carnival '23 Piano Contest '21 Annual Staff Class Orchestra '22, '23 DENZIL MORNING, Denny, I DON'T KNOW. College of Emporia '23 Secretary Class '20 President Class '21 Debate Club '20, '21, '22 Junior Senior Debate '22 Tennis '20 MARY WARREN, Mollie OH, CONSCIENCEJ' Sedalia '20 Annual Staff Senate '23 Carnival Follies '23 Senior Hockey Team '23 G. A. C. '23 FOSTER SLY, Paucky I'M A SEA COOKS AUNT. Senate '23 Football '20, '21, '22 Carnival '23 Q e 6677 Twegfft Tfyyee, ANYONE SEEN PETE AND LIZ? llollvgm- Ccnerul College College College General il . z, 'l 31 l 8 .V '-- M Q 'L ' - , Y V fl' Wh ff' 'iii L L-'V' 31 ' f I A 1- - 'M1m 'L 2Gl,Wll CET 'T' ,F T, ,W .. 'WFS-fi --717 1 'J I X 5 ' Liss: ..,, -LA 2-77112- ...' T 1 -. L, G 12 .i ,- 6 l Q, I, li Ee if li l fl ' ml l gl IRENE NAGLE, slim General -'Go sm' ON A TACK. lf' F Secretary Class '23 IQ' Annual Staff ll l Reporter Staff '22 J l, Junior-Senior Debaige '22 Debate Team '23 li .gunior :lay ' - GIHOI' ay ll Carnivzg Play1'23 l 5 Latin lub '2 ,l French Club '23 ,gl j. Pro and Con '22, '23 01 g Philos Club '23 G3 gl Y. W. c. A. Cabinet '22, '23 ll r, il ll , , , l le NADYNE DELAPLAINE, Giggles General ,Q N YM GOING T0 EAT AN ONION. QA 'l G. A. c. Club '23 il ,f Carnival '23 l l .el li xl l ' ' A r l sw f, lf' lg, RALPH GLYN General FINE DAY DON'T YA THINK 7 5' ll Cherryvale '20, '21, '22 I! li Carnival '23 , lli .i l i fl ll l li' I 'T WILLIAM KING, Bill Collie e P ll ' UDIQISQI' FORGET THAT ORCHESTRA PRAC- 3 il Orchestra '20, '21, '22, '23 K 'l iicsetagi Spanish Club '21 U, l io u '23 fi Carnival '23 'RR lf, 3 5, f 1' I 4 JESSIE TUCKER, Bobbie College fl l ll ,tl SOMEONE WRITE ME AN EDITORIAL. sq I, Editor-InsCh?f Reporter '23 , 5 ' nnua ta fl 1 ' Pro and Con '23 u-' If Carnival '23 X ,qi Y. W. G. A. '21, '23 X l G. A. G. '23 El 1 Iasketball '22 l I l gl miss WATSON, Scoop College ll ll A SAY PEP UP A LITTLE. lg 'l Eeportg Spanish Club '22, '23 4 l atin lub '23 ll, 3, Y. W. c. A. '22, '23 '1 ' President and Lieutenant of Girl Scouts '22, '23 l ll ,gf ll G. A. G. Club '22 Q gl Senior Basketball team '22 ,Qi If Senior Hockey Team '22 1' N Xarsitylliggxkey Team '22 5 1 armva ' 'l Z 1 fl 1 wx , N EE YY 1 11 if ll, ll ll 1 lf 4 ll ll QLL.. . . . A . o'-o G ' o 2 of-2 - Ae.,-A.,-... .-. , ffk ,....,?,., 9899 0 in ,ff .. .2 XA 'JDM VU lwvw H llyree Q-iQ W'ZZQi,m9'2' - l ' sr' ' Qt -i E STL...-' 5 hi il fl 2 7 1 a . i W V E ll 1. li i E! ii .5 il J yi li ll ... V. ry -f- 4---V .,,,, 4, v'7-..-,.,,.,,7-:-T-..,,..,T77-..--,'-1-7-v tgp, ,- l l 4 J ,. lNfl?f! 'lli 'l fl? j' ii' 'ni f, , Ml , 'K ,,y-x,,:- ,:, ' .1 15 ,I 'xi AW. . -v V- I ' ' . .. ,ll -'W -- A ----, -v--.-,--fag: 7-1 jj? yi JOSEPHINE WILKINSON, Josie General AIN'T IT TRUE. Kansas Kanaries '22 Mixed Chorus '22 Carnival Follies '23 Senior Play G. A. C. BESSIE LARERY, Pug Commercial GOOD GRACIOUS ANNABELLEV' E, T. C, Club '23 Reporter Staff '23 Carnival '23 JOE A. BOYER, Jiggs College HGEE I'M SLEEPYK' Fort Scott '20, '21, '22 Dumbbell Club '23 President Biology Club 22 Carnival 23 Hi Y Club 23 ELBLRT B ROSELLE Rosie College Yvgfgigi. WOULDNT THAT Jusfr FROST Boys Glee Club 21 22 Mixed Chorus 21 22 H1 Y Club 23 Carnival 23 FERN WILLIS Fernie I DONT THINK SO State Typlng Contest 22 E T C Club 23 Carnival 23 Commercial RUTH TII MAN Tilly I GIVE UP Spanish Club 21 23 French Club 22 23 Carnival 23 College L I ADYS LUCILI E TOLLE Gladle General OH' HOW CLEVER. Galesburfz 20 22 l Q . 14 'l --....,vf welei 'll Q ln l 15-wxj gf 1 2.1 1 l 1 l 5 l l l I 1 li ll 1. Ll l , . 5 l lx . ' , ll! 1 - tif l, lg ' ' el ' v if ll ii I I Y 5 af ' ' e l 'J ' ' Q ? U , ' ,S 5 - . , 1 .N ' ' lf' 2 ' 1 5 . . . 4 gg . gg - , 1 , 123 g - , . I l l l A 4 ' l 51 4. .H I 1 3 - , y ' ' 1 J 9 l I , ' , l ' y 1 i 1 . I I 2 ' - ' f l 1 il E if l 3 'i f il fi lk 4 1' -,..-.. w..,.,..lw1.,. -,- -..mi Y . f-.MW M., 4 . - so-e--vi I -mr V vu -, 1 r. I, I N.. gl .721 ' Y l ,-5 !, - fki 1- fly, N ' ,dp llg' 'A' L .-1 6 ., A ' Q- 'T' .v4,..f- 1, Q12-gg: A! ll i ' H' ' il lf 1 V il 4i J,ll ' Y H-...1:.fg--4.3123 L. L x,mw ,.Y ie iw- V. ,, ,TSTA Q Qfmms-rg ,,.lTf--,HN AW4- 1. N, Mfr- .. ,, , - ix I ' ' -M 1 . -7-.. V Q lrlfmlg,-. -J.: l - ' . .. -. .. -. Peasaniqg S F IRENE FORDYCE, Reiffits College 5 SAY,' LISTEN, DEWEY! Annual Staff E Vice President Eurekas '22 E President Eurekas '23 President Y. W. C. A. '22 Y. W. C. A. Cabinet '23 Junior Play Senior Play Varsity Hockey Team '23 Senior Hockey Team '23 Latin Club '21 Philos Club '23 Carnival '23 G. A. C. '23 THELMA PRYOR, Gorgeous General -'oH! Miss BARTLETTM I WASN'T TALK- INN, Kansas Kanaries '21, '23 Mixed Chorus '23 Blue Bird Glee Club '19 Y. W. C. A. Cabinet '22, '23 Carnival '23 G. A. C. '23 ELDON THOMASSON College HCARAMBA ! President Class '22 President Spanish Club '23 President Philos Club '23 Secretary Snanish Club '21 Boys' Glee Club '23 Mixed Chorus '23 Band '23 THARON ELAM, Fat General I'M A WORKING MAN. Carnival '23 Senior Basketball Team '23 EDITH MAKEMSON, Make General MOH! MY GOSH3' Basketball '22, '23 Hockey '23 Volleyball '23 G. A. C. '23 Carnival '23 May Day Fete '22 Reporter '22 HELEN QUINLAN College DID YOU EVER READ- Chanute '20 Philos Club '23 French Club '22, '23 Reporter Staff '23 Pro and Con '23 Secretary French Club '23 G. A. C. '23 Varsity Hockey Team '23 Carnival '23 Q e, eer, Tweqli T6fee PHRSONIGN RUTH VVALTON, Rusty College HEY MONK ! Vice President Class '28 President Y. W. C. A. '23 G. A. C. Board Cheer Leader '22, '23 Kansas Kanaries '22, '23 Carnival '23 Feast of the Little Lantern '22 Treasurer Dumbbell Club '23 Y. W. C. A. Cabinet '22 ALVIRA FLORINE KERN, Vira College UHURRAH FOR OUR SIDE l El Ateno '23 Athenian Classical Club '21 Pasketball '23, '22 Junior Basketball Team '22 Senior Basketball Team '23 Carnival '23 EDWARD DICKERSON, Ed General '-1 M A BASHFUL BOY. MARION VV. WHEAT, VVheat General I'LL ATTEND TO YOU LATER. Football '22 Carnival '23 Senior Basketball '23 OPAL BOVVMAN College OH, HEAVENS l Spanish Club '21 French Club '22, '23 Carnival '23 Y. W. C. A. VIOLA WILLSIE, Vi General OH WELL I SHOULD ESKIBIBLEV' Basketball '21, '22, '23 i Spanish Club '21, '22 ' G. A. C. '23 Q Carnival '23 1 2 f 4 l e ceq Tweqlft T6fee, MAYE ELLER OH YOU BIG BOHUNK Latm Club 23 Secretary Dumbbell Club 23 Carmval 23 DOROTHY TAYLOR D0 OH BOLSHEVIKI' Latm Club 21 22 Pro and Con 22 23 Carnlval 23 FRANK HENRY CAYTON Salnt GO TUMP IN A LAKE Crltlc Latm Club 22 23 Carnival 23 Marshal Phllos Club 23 n JAMES HOWELL Jun n HOT-A-MIGHTY. w Labette Co. H. S. '20, '21 - Football '22 Q Basketball '22 in Carnival '23 il College College College General i CLEDA IONE CHAFFEE, Bobs College Annual Staff Secretary Senate '28 - Secretary Class '22 5 Y. W. c. A. Cabinet '23 l i R, . ls 'f' VEDA THOMAS Ll ll MY JOHN! 'M Spanish Club '21, '22 l' Dumbbell Club '23 Reporter Staff '23 Carnival '23 ll . Pi ll II If R.AVE ON, FOND ONE, I WANT TO TALK. College 'ig-1-H, lllfgjmi, ,441 H H: -1,,,.,,,,,Y.,,,,k,,,.-:ace-24---:ad-1' 17- wo--'1:'i'v A--'- ,,,.L:f:2rf:V-be 2 F-x'x NL-ff -f'x elfeprl Tweol Yee' h xaxe,V,,-., W,,x 4- W , Fl V , J. -s..,.,,-. ' -- 04 yi'- ' ' QR QONZHME ,fJ Y L: K. 7 v --Hman, ,Q Q25 ': 5 L .QA,,,T,,W.,L-eff--ff--H1.f.'z'f-V-+-1--1 -'-L12 il il fl I5 w :P il ll lil s ' t li lj! ll . 9 lx - if ' ' - ' ie a A A I1 .. ,, l I b L- -.21-0-. ,J M , ,av ' -.-,T-ff-:N M -V f,Af7a5..,.,r.3,fr!vgns, Q , ' ,,, ff nk -'lf '53,-1 7'T'X'i75-1:77. N A A f me W PO lla A in A A fe X .aa ,.s,.-.V,E,,,,.-,,,.--...,,z,,zL, 1.5 1.52 ,FSM ,s,M-.-. . E. E w-,':..!.- . A :im -.4r..,u..-. i.. L I Dumbbell Club '23 Clee Club '22 Carnival '23 Business Manager Junior Play EVA HODGE, Hodgie WELL, OF ALL THINGS! Carnival '23 E. T. C. Club '23 G. A. C. '23 Y. W. C. A. '23 The Reporter '22 ARVID BERGLUND WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT U. S. Navy '20, '21 Business Manager Annual Carnival '23 President Latin Club '23 Dumbbell Club '23 DOROTHY RUMMEL, Dee dence. Kansas High School Orchestra '20 Carnival Follies '23 French Club '23 Y. W. C. A. Senior Play Annual StaH' Glee Club '20 Mixed Chorus '20 Football '21 Track '21 Tennis '20 6 Q 1 Club '23 Carnival '23 GEORGE K. MEIER, Krugie College A UCOCKRELL, LET'S GO TO PITTSBURG TODAY. Commercial College CUT. College --- HONEST, I'M NOT A' TRIFLERR' Miss Parsons Neewollah Celebration Indepen- THERON J. STARNES, Monk College BOY, YOU'RE SURE GOIN, 'ro TH' DOGS. Business Manager The Reporter '22 FREDA HULLET Commercial UNIX, ALEXANDER. Carnival '23 Y --1-Y--..Suzi-F-6-S-n+:-.-l-m--ll. . ,...l,.1f...-bar. JH-' H- ' , Y Y, Y Y ' L, rf, ':l..s,.,.:L-,me .- .--..i4,.....5.,. Y , ,, . e we .,, PHRSONIHN VESTA L. PERRY YOU'RE JUST CRAZY. Pro and Con '23 Philos '23 G. A. C. '23 Cafeteria '21 Carnival '23 J ILENE FORBES, Lallene OH, MY GOLLY. Glee Club '23 Physiology Cluh '22 French Club '21 Carnival '23 G. A. C. '23 Senior Pie Supper Play '23 LYMAN L. KIRK, Sonny CARRAMBA. Kansas City, Missouri '20, '21 Royal Order of the Smart-Weeds Y. M. C. A. Eiological Research Club '23 Carnival '23 HUBERT NAIRN, Hugh ' Track '22 Philos Club '23 PAULINE PRICE, Paul I AM U NO. G. A. C. '23 Carnival '23 FOR THE LOVE O' PETE. ' Y. W. C. A. '21 Girl Scouts '22, '23 Carnival '23 IT'S THE BEE'S KNEESI' Chanute '20, '21, '22 r 1 1 l 1 e ear, Tweqfi T6fee College General College 23 College WELL, I MUST GET TO WORK. General MILDRED JOHNSON, Johnnie , Commercial CATHRYN GLADYS CAIN, Pogue General A :iii I -'1'iT ' ,. , ,A.f , -1,- J- I if I f O M ii I il 2- ,.,, - ,fi L x' i I, 1 ., . I . f I - if Ll ' I :li f 'il 1 gl 1 I I r 3 l' ,C I 4 I ,I I I I fi i ' , li 51 i : wiv .3 7 il I l fl BEATRICE MCCORMICK, Bee Commercial si by 'E GEORGE, BUY ME A CAKE-EATERK' fi Basketball '21, '22 Q, H I Volleyball '22 .N 'X ' G. A. C. '23 fl Y. W. C. A. K, fr xi. I 1 in Carnival '23 I 'E I I U ' ll E LUCILLE QUINN, Lou Commercial I' WHO HASN'T THEIR LESSON BESIDES , ME? 3 I. cavina California '20, '21 'P 'i 7 Basketball '22 ' 5 Carnival '23 M JY 1- Typing Contest '23 ,I , E. T. O. Club ,Q 5 j' G. A. O. I Q , 'xii ii ' H THOMAS HARRINGTON, Toni College BY JIMINNIEH' H Pro and Con '22, '23 .V ,5 Hi-Y Club '23 51 ,I I' Carnival '23 ii I1 i i 2 iff, L' a 23 I A , . fi ff' 55 VICTOR M. CROTCHETT, Vick College 5 ilk GOOD MORNING MR.... . ' f Secretary Boys' Club '23 3 Latin Club '21 I ' Q Pro and Con '22, '23 ,- Q Carnival '23 J fi Business Manager Senior Play I II, c fi ,ir 5, 1. if g ARDATH LINDLEY, R. D. General 1 V --OH: DON'T YOU KNOW 2 l Q' Orchestra '20, '21, '22, '23 I ' Basketball '21 I 'Q Carnival Play '23 , V ' G. A. O. I 'F If. Secretary Biological Rzscarch Club '23 V 3 4 Vi VIRGINIA OPAL RUTHERFORD College if 1 YOU DoN r sAY. ' I Y. W. C. A. '22 3 I Latin Club '22 1 Xi-, Spanish Club '23 ' 6 2 French Club '23 5 Al Philos Club '23 I 'lk Q Pro and Con '23 . I 9' 1 V! If Q' Y ' i Q! Q' r 1 li , if ll 2 ,.............x: ....- e..,..2.1...3-fx 2-,.f,.,.,,,-,:,,gg5,q?,..,. ..-A,a-.-r-um:uL.-.-.. 441:12 --- 2-Aamifvg. -5 . ,k- M MA- M V . W- fx iff Qi: .... -M. M, , , 43 ee' Twe 'jgyee ,B M ,,,,,,,,, My . '- N .i.,f',-- Y :f.,,I ,if-., , ....., ,,, .g-, gg, F K J! ...f-15a.'x,m :z5,:'f-f---xQy2QLzL,fa5f'-.af MQ! v lm.i.'v.:-1. . ..1.i..1.4.1.-.. - . ...-. . -2 .1 ,.. 1. 1 ,,,g,,,,.,,--5. ,ini PGRSONIFDN Vice President E. T. C. Club '23 Carnival '23 State Typing Contest '23 Oiicial Typist Annual HAZEL MODESITT, Babe OH, MERCY. Spanish Club '21 Glee Club '23 French Club '22, '23 l Pro and Con '23 Carnival '23 FRANCIS J. MURPHY, Irish DOWN WITH THE IRISH. Reporter Staff '22 ' Carnival '23 l Hi-Y Club '23 MAURICE MERRILL, Pee Wee VATS DE MATTAH 'I Boys' Glee Club '21, '22 Mixed Chorus '21, '22 Track '22 Senior Play Carnival Minstrel '23 PAULINE ROLLER, Polly, HURRY OR WE'LL BE LATE. Girls' Glee Club '23 ' Debate Club '21, '22 Y. W. C. A. '22, '23 Carnival '23 OHl FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE. Y. W. C. A. '22 E. T. C. Club '23 Carnival '23 State Typing Contest '23 MAURICE PETERS Colorado Springs '20, '21 Biology Club '22 Q g eery Tweqift fee MARGARET O'ROURKE, Little Margaret Commercial '-nm YoU PRACTICE LAST NIGHT? College General General College OPAL CASKY, Pall Commercial General DO WE GET OUT OF CLASS TODAY? FHRSONIFDN ,A VALERIA JEAN ALLEN, Buddy Commercial NOW I'VE GOT TO KNOW. Douglass Glee Club '21 Girls' Reserve '22 Shorthand Club '23 LILA BONNER, Skinny General OH, SURE NUFF. Douglass Glee Club '21 Girls' Reserve '22 ANNA FAYE TRICE, Faye College 0H! YOU DON'T MEAN IT? Douglass Glee Club '21 Basketball '21, '22 French Club '23 EULA WILLIAMS, Fayne General THEY SAY AND IF THEY Do, THAT DOESN'T MAKE THE STORY TRUE. Basketball '21, '22 Douglass Glee Club '21 CLARA FRANCES NEAL, Coggie General ALWAYS BE KIND T0 ONE ANOTHER. . President C. E. Society '21, '22 President The Dunbar Literary Club '23 DANIEL SHAKESPEARE, Mose College DANG IT! Basketball '20, '21, '22, '23 Hi-Y '23 Agriculture Club '28 Physiology Club '23 1 3 eeq Tweqfft T6fee FlFlFi5ONlFlN within A liriann 01211 Guide: Descend this narrow stairway. Walk along the dark passage until the dungeon at the farthest corner is reached. A pale, flickering, candle light can be seen by the unsteady shadows which fall upon the damp ground. There behold the carved history of the class of '23 cut by one of the prisoners. This is a story of the tortures and agonies that the Wisemen of 1923 underwent in their four years of confinement. These facts have been re- corded that those sufferers yet to come might know, and if possible, try to lessen their trials and privations. It was in September of the year 1918 A. D. that the largest band of inmates, up to this time enrolled, entered the Kingdom of Knowledge. So ignorant and untaught were they that the king called them Fools. They were put in the confines underground to learn the first rudiments of knowledge. However foolish this class of people might seem, they recog- nized the necessity of a leader. Clarence Martin was chosen. Only once during the first year were the Fools allowed a party. The next year found the Fools of 1918 raised in rank. They were called the Army of King Student. The commander-in-chief was Denzil Morning. A call to the colors was sounded. After being heavily armed with shovels and pickaxes, they began their toil on the rocks of Geometry. Day after day they labored until at last their task was done. Many were left bleeding upon the rocks, but the greater number rallied to new miser- ies and tortures. The slowly crushing fire walls of Latin caught some, while those escaping entered the mausoleum of Emperor History where each hero enacted his part of bloody deedsg again those surviving rushed on. The agonies of the third year were not much lessened. Once more the prisoners were raised in rank. Courtiers was the name applied, but in truth, woes were for the most part all they courted. In the third year the once illiterate people were now becoming recognized as the wisest and sanest of all people in the kingdom. The leader of these was Eldon Thomasson. Proofs of the greatness of the coming Wisemen remain in the records of society of 1922 by the account of the play, T he Gypsy Trailf' and the unsurpassable banquet given in May. The fourth year of imprisonment shows considerable less privations imposed upon the Wisemen. For Wisemen thcy were in every way, lead- ing the kingdom in football, debate, society, and music. The wisest of these, Myles Pember, was chosen leader. A carnival was the first big event. An unexcelled play, The Charm Schoolf, was another proof of superiority. I The four years confinement is over. The Wisemen are going out into the world. They leave to you their glorious history of victories, hoping that these walls will not crumble into dust before some good is derived t'rom them. , Guide: From here retrace your steps. Pass into the throne room where King Student holds his festive court. ' -EDITOR i e eery Tweqfi T6fee. FHRSONIHN . Elgrnpherg His Highness, King Student, must have diversion! Bring forth the court entertainers! Let His Majesty be surrounded by his lords and la- dies, the court musicians, the jester, and the court fool. Hail the royal star-gazer to the throne room! Gaze, royal star-gazer, toward yon astral constellation, and read for his majesty a tale of the years to come. Reveal for him the fate of that noble and intellectual band of seekers after learn- ing who are known in history as the Class of '23, Your Majesty, and most noble lords and ladies, I am humbled as I rest mine eyes on the stars. The ineffable achievements of these individ- uals surpass the visionary ideals of even our wisest wisemen. The names of this class shall be recorded in the annals of the states as follows: Elmer Benjamin holds the record of the universe for being a broken- hearted suitor. Forty fair women have aided in his downfall. Frank Cayton has invented an automobile which can be manipulated entirely by the feet, thereby leaving the driver free to use his arms for other purposes. Joe Boyer, Robert Crandall, and Harold' Collins have departed for South Africa where they will make an intensive study of the life habits of the iishworm. Glenn Hanes will capture specimens. Lyman Kirk and his mechanic, Edward Dickerson, have returned from a round-the-world trip in their self-invented aeroplane. The most authentic encyclopedia ever written is the work of Profes- sors J ack Maylen and Vernon Donaldson. Gaylord Hinthorn and James Howell, two of the greatest statesmen since Washington and Lincoln, will tour the country and speak in various places. Ray Martin and Elbert Roselle are conducting a dancing school in Paris. Fred Moake is the instructor of ballet dancing and Maurice Merrill supervises the interpretive terpischorean art. William King provides vio- lin music for the interpretation of the dancers. Ilene Forbes, Eva Hodge, Hazel Modesitt, and Opal Bowman are known as The Big F ourt' in theatrical circles. Hilda Lanham and Cleda Chaffee have attained a 6'high position in the world's activities as they dwell on a mountain peak and forecast the weather. According to the authorities, Dorothy Rummel and Frances Lay have eclipsed the old masters in their art. They will soon tour Europe to play before the royalty. Joe Ledbetter asks for a divorce from his seventh wife, charging that she is not his soul-mate. Marion NVheat is engaged as the lawyer. Pauline Atkins and Grayce Gray, the orating women senators, have been re-elected for a third term. These two women are possessed of the ability to talk long and loud upon any subject, subordinating any mere male competitor. Elsie Mae Buhb, Juanita Brown, and Fern Willis have. given to the world the musical typewriter. This invention does the work of a type- writer, but also gives forth the notes of the piano, enabling the operator to execute musical gems while writing a business letter. j e eer, Tweqli 'mfee PHRSONIHN Mildred Curtis and Nadyne Delaplaine have eluded the law for some time and their home-brew establishment continues to flourish. Alice Dickerson is the author of their famous recipe Qthree raisins to the gallonj. Arvid Berglundis kisses are very popular with the rising generation. The kisses, however, are of the molasses variety, and are made by Mr. Berglund in his Kandy Kitchen. Tom Cockrell and Victor Crotchett are starring in the world's greatest dlrafna, The Romance of a Handsome Manf' written by Vernon Rosen- t a . Tharon Elam, the renowned toe-dancer, has departed for Russia where he will absorb atmosphere for a time. . Homer Ellis was given the official title of Handy by President Hal Hyler. Handy Ellis derived his title from his various accomplishments. It is said that there is nothing he cannot do. President Hyler never lets a case of extraordinary talent pass without recognition. The engagement of Tom Harrington and Princess Lotta Coin of Acountry has been announced, much to the surprise of the royal family. Lillis Holecheck has been governor thirteen times, and his manager. Stewart Dalrymple, announces that he will again be a candidate. Guy Knarr has invented a leakless fountain pen, thereby gaining fame. Georgia Moore is raisin' raisins on a raisin ranch. She markets her wares at Pauline Roller's Raisin Rolls Resort in Rhode Island. Irene Nagle has accepted the position of Shakespearean dramatic coach in Southern and Marloweis Company. Vesta Perry and Eldon Thomasson are happily and scrappily married but-not to each other. Vesta has taken as her life partner, a traveling salesman of a pickle factory, and Eldon became smitten with a dashing brunette from Dennis, who is now his wife and ruler. Opal Casky and Mildred Johnson are engaged in the noble occupation of detecting. These two able detectives were instrumental in the convic- tion of Neva Faudree, Hazel Cramer, and Alvira Kern, the most dangerous women heretofore at large. Maxine Dannenbaum and Harriett DeVVolfe edit the Gee Wl1iz', magazine, which greatly excels VVhiz Bang or other inferior publications. Clara Neal, Anna Fae Trice, and Daniel Shakespeare have become ex- perts at makingiprune pies. Professor Russell Zahm will broadcast an educational address from the radio station of Glen Prideaux and Hubert Nairn, two pioneers in the use of radio. Myles Pember and Theron Starnes owners of a douglmut factory, have discovered a way to reduce the cost of doughnuts. They ask that their patrons return the holes, after the doughnuts are consumed. More dough is then wrapped around the second-hand holes, and the cost of new ones is eliminated. Alice Martin, Jessie Peterson, and Ethel Young are three of the most skillful designers in Jessie Tuckeris brick factory. The newest designs in bricks originate here. Juanita Nagle, Thelma Pryor, and Maye Eller are doing great charity work in the Home for Demented Mice. Their faithfulness is indeed touch- mg. pi e eeq Tweqii 'ffyfee FHRSONIFDN Margaret O'Rourke, Helen Quinlan, and Christine Buchanan are con- ducting their matrimonial agency with a large measure of success. Many hearts have been made to beat as one through this agency of cupid. Jessie Sourbeer. Veda Thomas, and Viola Willsie are preparing to re- turn to the wilds of India where they will endeavor to instill into the minds of the unfortunate inhabitants, the proper way to inhale olives. Ruth Tilman, Edith Makemson, and Mildred Martin hold honorary positions of Button-Shiners of the New York Police Force. They diligent- ly shine all the brass buttons and badges of the austere force. Ruth VValton is a most capable radio traffic cop. She abides in some high altitude and directs the passing of sound waves with great discretion. Her position is indeed an envied one. Bessie Watson is the head librarian of the Congressional Library at Washington. She is assisted by Rachel Shellman. Gwendolyn Weber has sent over from her Paris Fashion Shop, the latest array of feminine adornment. Jeanette Doughman and Ruth Wharton own one of the leading peanut stands of Chicago. ' Irene Fordyce, the beautiful and talented stage star, has gained the title of America's Sarah Bernhardtf' Dorothy Lamb is instructing the world in the habit of hurrying. Bessie Larery is the private secretary of Helen Miller, who owns a limberger cheese factory, jointly with Freda Hulett and Hazel Goodmon. Pauline Price, Lucille Quinn and Vesta Maynard are the learned inven- tors of the Ju-ly Snow Shovel. Opal Rutherford and Ruby Thorne will soon demonstrate the noise- less alarm clock, which was invented by Ardath Lindley and Beatrice Mc- Cormick. Mary VVarren, the diminuitive star in Mack Sennett's latest comedy, will play opposite Francis Murphy, who excels in the gentle art of pie- throwing. Magdaline Murry's latest movie production is Mud and Sand. She has for her leading man, Rhubarb Vaccination, who starred in The Sneak. Ziegfield's Follies owe much of their present success to Eileen Wirth, the star chorus dancer. Valeria Allen, Lila Bonner. and Eula VVilliams have perfected a re- ceipe for making palatable beverage from dandelions. Jessie Vaughn, Josephine Wilkinson, and Gladys Cain have estab- lished a school for girls who wish to be properly reared. Dorothy Taylor and Louise Smith are teachers of proper conduct. Early in life, Paul Miller and Clarence Martin were led from the straight and narrow path by the famous trio, wine, women, and song. So great was their downfall, that even the mighty efforts of the two illustrious criminal lawyers, Foster Sly and Kenneth Workman failed to vindicate them. Pathetic though it was, Clarence and Paul were sentenced to ninety- nine years and three month's hard labor by Reprobate Judge G. K. Meier. Estelle McClary is touring the country with her celebrated Monkey Show. The monkeys, Ralph Glyn and Denzil Morning, have succeeded famously in their impersonations. Success is partly due to the skillful in-. sertion of monkey glands by Doctors Gladys Tolle and Maurice Peters. Jessie L. Tucker '23. L e eeq Tweqfi 'myee FHRSONIHN I Gilman will We, the class of '23 realizing that we will soon be forced to surrender our dignified title of seniors, and depart from this institution, do hereby magnanimously leave the following cherished possessons to the tender care of our beloved instructors and fellow students: Item I: To Mr. Hughes, we leave the guardianship and complete direction of the entire school, as we will no longer be here to perform that duty. To Mr. Lovan, we leave a specially prepared remedy fconcocted by the Senior Classj which is guaranteed to cure severe cases of hay fever. To our sponsors, we give our sincere gratitude and acknowledgement for the aid they have given us. To the juniors, we leave our strenuously prepared notebooks, hoping they will save them from the persecution we have suff ered. To the sophomores, we will the privilege of razzing the freshman. To the freshman, we will the glorious realization that they have com- pleted a whole year of their higher education. To the sub-freshman, we leave our sympathy for trials they will en- dure in the four years of agony ahead. To the Parsons High School students in general, we bestow our dilapi- dated and forgotten rubbers and umbrellas, which abide peacefully in the dark corners of the halls and cloakrooms. Item II: Individually and personally: I, Eldon Thomasson, bequeath my heavenly dimples to Harry Randall, xiidtyising him to display them often if he would retain the affections of a a y. I, William King, bestow my jazz-fiddling upon Lester Munneke. We, Jack Maylen and Ralph Glyn, bequeath our love for cake-eater wearing apparel to Gwen Bennett and Burrel Stallard. We, Eileen VVirth and Russell Zahm, leave our knowledge of Ameri- can history to the two juniors who need it most. I, Mildred Johnson, leave to Ambrose Dye the motto, Grow while you can. I, Dorothy Lamb, regretfully bestow upon Bernita Brooks my direc- tions for the best usage of pep. P IB Victor Crotchett, bashfully present my adorable blue eyes to Miss aug . VVe, Thomas Harrington, Maurice Peters, and Glenn Hanes, transfer to Monk Athey, Paul Harlow, Hilmer Cottingim our ability to withstand the impetuous advances of all feminity. d I, Lillis Holecheck, bequeath my ability as a salesman to Delbert Sow- ar . i 6 e q Tweqfft Tfyfee PHRSONIHN I, Arvid Berglund, leave my business-like methods to the unfortunate business manager of the 1924 Parsonian. I, Elmer Benjamin, will my dependability to Allen Stewart. I, Joe Boyer, bequeath my red sweater to Bert Crandall, hoping it will harmonize with his titian-tinted tresses.' We, Frank Cayton and Tom Cockrell, do bequeath our scholastic de- S portment to A. 0. Brown and VVilbur Smith. I, Harold Collins, will my noble aspirations to eat Shakespearean roles to Arnold Webb. - I, Hal Hyler, will my marcel wave to Jack Dudley, with the precau- tion to protect it from heavy dews. We, Beatrice McCormick and Louise Smith, leave our garrulous na- tures to Josephine Smith and Rosa Neely. I, Helen Miller, will my sophistication to Irene Doyle. I, Georgia Moore, bequeath my simple but effective coiff ure to Devona Byrd. I, Irene Nagle, bestow upon Veda Bender my linguistic power, advis- ing her to consult the dictionary often. I, Jeanette Doughman, leave to my sister, Harriet, my ability to make the best of any situation. I, Neva Faudree, will to Opal Rook my unaffected disposition. We, Pauline Price and Lucille Quinn, will the experience we have had with Dance and Grow Fat lessons to Cleopatra Newman and Elizabeth Lampson. We, Pauline Roller and Ruby Thorn, leave to Catherine Truster and Dixie Daigh our loud voices so that they may whisper sweet nothings into the ear of any convenient gentlemen. We, Bessie Larery, Hazel Cramer, and Ardath Lindley, leave our un- questionable behavior at all times to anyone willing to bear the burden. I, Maxine Dannenbaum, bequeath my method of making and keeping sweet-sour mud pies to any hungry member of the faculty. We. Eula Williams and Clara Neal, leave our precious collection of notebooks to Edna Lowe and Barbara Geary. We ,Ethel Young and Dorothy Hummel, do entrust to Mamie Street- maker and Sybil Parks our ability to captivate the visiting football men. We, Veda Thomas, Ruth Tilman, and Hazel Modesitt, leave our maid- enly modesty to Hattie Gibbs, Ethel Austin, and Marguerite Irby. I, Ruth Walton, leave my well honored and well earned high position of the school's reddest red-head to any member of the Junior Class who can qualify. I, Bessie VVatson, coyly bestow my gentle manner and soft voice to my talented successor and sister, Marie. I, Fern Willis, leave for the benefit of any struggling typing student the' bales of perfect copies which I have completed during my career. ' We, Virginia Rutherford' and Jessie Jean Vaughn, willingly bestow upon Dorothy Young, and Georgia Long our golden tresses. I, Josephine Wilkinson, will to Pauline Murphy my varied collection of sweaters. W i e, eer, Tweqfi T6fee. Q. ir- it -fe' Paasoman I, Cleda Chaff ee, leave my sincere sympathy to the next Senate secre- tary. We, Mildred Curtis, Jessie Sourbeer, and Dorothy Taylor, leave our adherent policy to Esther Miller, Gladys Cooper, and Lorraine Brannon. We, Stewart Dalrymple and Vernon Donaldson, present our original method of spelling to Carl Larsen and Homer Waller. XVe, Tharon Elam and Gaylord Hinthorn do bestow our twin-like ap- pearance upon Constance and Clarice Wells. I, Homer Ellis, leave my changeable mind fas regards casesj to Teddy XVorkman. I, Glen Prideaux, do leave to Coach NVells my poetic locks. VVe, Elbert Roselle and Lyman Kirk, do bestow our speed upon Mike NVilkerson and Orville Hancock. I, Robert Crandall, transfer to James Powers my mean ability on the football field. VVe, Jessie Peterson, Thelma Pryor, Kenneth Workman and Theron Starnes, present our iirst and second row of seats in assembly to any am- bitious junior who is capable of getting there first. I, Helen Quinlan leave the name and address of my French correspon- dent to Thelma Barrick, advising her to follow the demands of her heart. XVe, Maurice Merrill and Ray Martin, bestow upon Frank McCaskill and Lewis Smith our gentlemanly conduct. VVe, Viola NVilsie and Naydne Delaplaine, will our aversion to jazz in any form to Gertrude VVick and Betty Starnes. We, Marion VVheat and Hubert Nairn, will our reputation as heart- breakers to Eldon Blair and Happy,' Modlin. VVe, James Howell, Guy Knarr, and Joe Ledbetter, leave our dashing lady-luring personalities to Earl Martin, Arthur McCray, and Tyler Haynes. I, Myles Pember, leave to the president of the Junior Class my trusty hammer with which I preserve order in Senior Class meetings. I, Vernon Rosenthal, will to Oval Hecox the kid-curlers with which I curl my eye lashes. XVe, Ruth VVharton and Mary VVarren, do hereby transfer to Mary Burnette and Dorothy Kleinhans our captivating individualities. XVe, Anna Fae Trice and Valeria Allen, do bestow our entrancing con- versational voices upon Lucille Holland and Otis Williams. I, Freda Hulett, will my well-worn chair in Miss Paugh,s room to Mary DeSmidt. I, Daniel Shakespeare, will to Jesse Meredith my cake-eater hat. I, Vesta Perry, transfer to Almeda Powell my method of preventing a gCl1II9I1lCI1,S affections from wondering away. I, Vesta Maynard, will to James Thomasson the bottle of hair-cement with which I preserve my coiffure. YVe Juanita Brown, Rachel Shellman, and Gladys Cain, bestow upon Cozette Larsen, Helen Willard, and Geneva Conway our dignity. . I, Edward Dickerson, bequeath my mathematical mind to Edward Palmer. O I We, Opal Bowman, Hazel Goodmon, and Opal Caskey, will our peace loving dispositions to Helen Mack, Verda Berglund, and Lucy Gillette. L e eery Tweqfi Tfyfee. PHRSONIHN We, Elsie Mae Bubb, Mildred Martin, Alice Dickerson, and Eva Hodge, will our places at our trusty typewriters to the next unlucky four. I, Pauline Atkins, entrust to Harriet Bench my official position as money-chaser for the various school organizations. I, Lila Bonner, bequeath to Hester Garner my golden voice. We, Juanita Nagle and Estelle McClary, lay aside for Dorothy Sour- beer and Martha Kanaga our irrepressible and frivolous natures.. I, Margaret O,Rourke, bestow my Irish eyes upon Ruth McClary. We, Alvira Kern and Edith Makemson, will our dwarfed altitudes to Edna Palmer and Alta Burkes. We, Frances Lay and Alice Martin, bequeath to any two struggling freshmen our talent of utilizing to the best advantage our optical members. I, Denzil Morning, leave my captivating smile to Maurice Wells. We, Paul Miller and Stewart Dalrymple, transfer our frivolous man- ners and our great admiration for the flappers to Virgil Thomas and Lorne Harshfield. ' I I, Clarence Martin, leave my faithfulness ffive nights a weekj to Bailey Ricketts. I, George Krug Meier, solemnly surrender to Wayne Smith my price- less secret for winning favor in the eyes of certain girls. We, Fred Moake and Foster Sly, bestow our remarkable speed in typing upon any aspiring sub-freshie. -5, May Eller, will to Virginia Walton my official position of assistant cupl . We, Ilene Forbes and Hilda Lanham, -leave our designs upon Mary Pickford's throne to Jennie Mae Mullins and Anna Lee Van Meter. We, Christine. Buchanan and F ritzie VVeber, transfer to Almeda Foivell and Virginia Van Meter our yearning to become wicked chorus glr s. I, Irene Fordyce, entrust my unequaled personality to anyone who con make me lose my temper. We, Graycc Gray and Harriett DeWolfe, bequeath to Leota XVheeles and Dorothy Hill our ability to make speeches becoming the dignity of a senior. We, Jessie Tucker and Magdaline Murry, bestow upon the Junior Class the braln fever which we have acquired as a result of the inconceiv- able labor involved in the achievement of this literary masterpiece. Magdaline Murry '23, Jessie Tucker '23. g e e ry Tweqfi Thee PHRSONIHN Arknnmlrhgemrnt One more year has passedg one more class of graduates have entered the lists of Parsons High School Alumni. This year book marks the pass- ing of that year and that class into the high school history. The seniors do not depart without leaving a record of splendid accomplishments. There is one man whose willingness at all times to aid the Class of '23 has made for him a host of true friends. It is to this man, Principal F. A. Lovan, that this year's graduates Wish to express their gratitude. Though not immediately connected with the affairs of the class, Mr. Lovan entered into, boosted, and made possible' every senior undertaking. His kindness did not stop at class functions. .Any worried senior found ready help and advice at the office. The class is grateful. They shall not soon forget their principal and benefactor. l C 625 Tweqfi T6fee. --Ag f--':- I If A f'7'I,gg?'1r: m5jIm' '- ' Ly' ' 'U 'ltfjlxxve A-,-N -1111 If LTKS Y,, -,,,,,,, -af'5.,X,:,,-,---H'-f-3-I .I ' ' ' F --F P-143 '57, Af' T, wrt ,fx-. A -Ii-I' 4- ,. 1: ' ' ',- .PHX f 1,f,'-'uv,!'5III,' ff, L,,,,..-I ,,-1 ,JI I. 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K 1 3 Q 4 WMM .1 '5 ,J- ' 5 ' 2 Wx- --N ' O - ' 2 5 - Q. 1 2 ' X 'V xv 1, 1 2 Q fo -.nk rlrv 'tlh 1 X-'27 U 0 Q r 6 5 1 ' Q-N x 'Q ' 1 H ff f O x u 2 g Q -', if SX X K L , 5 Q' is, :,2s 'u,, 1 Q 5 5 ' V Q W llgulie, '. 1v : 1 : 1 ,n 1 5 W X I 1 5 Y Q X Q f-, N 5 'I 'D Q 2 3 E . M I I A Mn f ' - r xxx 8 'Za L gee '7'Twe0f1 -mme PHRSONIHN Juninr Gllana I-Iiatnrg FLOWER ' A A COLORS Violet Purple and Gold PRESIDENT .................. .......... H arold Ricketts VICE PRESIDENT .......... ............. Ab ner Raymond SECRETARY .... 1 ............... ........ A nna Lee Van Meter ' TREASURER ................ . ...... ................. H arriet Rench SERGEANT AT ARMS. ............................... ......... H omer Waller ' SPONSORS Miss Prince Mr. Davison MOTTO It is possible because we think it is possible. 1920-1921 Fearf ul Freshman. Resolute in purpose. Elected Harold Ricketts president. Solemn of countenance. Had athletic parfiy. ' Anxious for gra es. New in P. H. S. ' 1921-1922 Serene Sophomores. Onward we go! Pursuing geometry. Held hobo day. Om' members somewhat decreased, Made Teddy Workman president. Orderly always CID Education desired. 1922-23 Joyful Juniors. Q Undaunted in spirit.. Never say fail. Incomparable play, And Home Came Ted. Ricketts, the athlete, again chosen leader. , Harriet Bench '24. I V I e eer, Tweqfi Tgfee wr- ------.1--191 . 4 -3 'f A' -,h,k3.,-L k-4.s. w.m..,' .,. fl... . ,D J 1 'Y 1 l 1 I1 f W--M 1 2 w Wa 3 E 1 4 . -1 , ry f 'E-. fi 1 11 1 1 X. 1l 13 .U 1, 1 K 's 11 :V L15 Q: K 7 Al 1 P1 1 xt 1 1 5. 1 P? 13' :N 5 Q iff? I' I 1 1 W 4, Q I 1 J 1, - x f 1 , , N I 2 I s , , 4' 1 , , L W I lf' W, x WX I , , , 1 N , 1 , -- ---. ff A i X 1 Y V I Q w Q 1 5 4 I , f . v X 4 , .AX Iv'! s ff W n 5: 3, If 1 f, 1 'v 1 ' Tix , -f'.,f PHRSONIHN Urns Glnnfvaninna nf the Gfnurtirra Silence in the court! Silence while the judge pays tribute to his de- parted companion, Old Crow, after which the confessions will be heard. Courtiers, you are summoned to this High Court of Nonsense to tell a lie and nothing but a lie. You know your questions, therefore speak. Hear ye, hear ye! I, Homer VValler, confess that I fell asleep in assembly. When Mr. Lovan asked, 'WVhen will you hear the roar of the lion and awake?,' I snored so loudly I awoke myself and found I had fulfilled the summons. I, Harriet Doughman, confess that I once possessed a secret love for Hal Hyler. The wicked K. K. K. found out my love. They told Hal about it. Where upon he ate garlic, f0ctober 61, to show his disapproval. Oh, woe 1 me. s I, Harold Athey, confess th-that if I-I d-didn't stutter, I-I never c-could m-make the t-teachers think I-I was g-giving a l-long recitation. I, Wilbur Smith, do solemnly confess that when a certain senior said I was so big, and brave, and simple minded that I drank a lemon coke to end it all. Fate was against me. I am still hereg but it only proves that Ialji mind was strong enough to counter-balance the wicked effects of Coca o a. I, Harriet Rench, confess that all men are a puzzle to me. Why did Jack Maylen on October 22 read VVhat Every VVoman Knows ? I, Dusty Larsen, do firmly confess that the question I must answer is beyond my realm of knowledge. How should I know whether it is best or not for the government to place a special tax for parking room in a Lover's Lane when I have never been to such a place? I, Veda Bender, confess that I am the president of the secret order of Wink,em, Blinkiem, and Nod. It all came about like this: I winkediem at Ray, he blinkediem at me, while Mama nodded her assent. I, Mary Burnette. am the leader of the organization working against President Bender. Down with all men, I say. I am leader of Trip'em, Slap'em, and Run. I, Bailey Ricketts, cannot answer my question. All I know is that I did blush on December 6 when I heard McCray play the wedding march. Will someone tell me why? I,,Almeda Powell, confess that I know why. Dear Bailey is so bash- ful. It was only the night before that he told me he heard a strange ring- ing in his ears. I guess that the music of the wedding bells was the reali- zation of his most inward thoughts. . I, Ralph Coad, confess the failure of my arduous search. I cannot find out who is the light-haired, blue-eyed, sophomore girl, in Geometry I the first hour of the first semester who said she thought I was darling.,' I, Susie Cockrell, confess I have a sheik. He is so wonderful! When ever I turn my head he softly kisses my cheek. He is always by my side. Sometimes he pulls my ear and whispers sweet vacuulns to me. I picked him up at VVoolworths, my darling sheik ear-rings. I, Eldon Blair, confess I am a hardened woman hater. No sky juice the Great Dipper can dip, no still waters of Kentucky can alter my stand, no Sunkist lemons of California can change my mind. I am a confirmed woman hater! And I, the undersigned do faithlessly confess that these confessions were taken word for word on the 48th of December by- . The Lady With a Mop. , i e 2 0 Tweoiq T6ref- . . .f in i PHRSONIHN 44 1 . K2 ., Wy' xg ,T K V ' Y Nspdh - M w if 5 f 'X x- fs .4 , rl' f- W x ,s - an v , I6 I, '4'-Q5 ,K s 4-1' I 1'- xc .L I: kllfvrn ' W 1-. :riff ' Ewshgei 1' Jfjlfy Q 5 fl I1 S Lf' W ieviffb, k '1f'i-xixf Wuiw' ,1- ,',-'.'::,e,, ex , ul QQ ,' I 4 QQ, s' I ,pp 4 J 4 . ' S . V f 1 ff X QQ' Ve.--Ml fi M' - -f Yi M. WQEZ15' f' f ,1.2z,f: s , AX , Sui? X ' - ,av-v. .5 , lf f I' 'bk x Vi , 7 '- 0,5 1 A ,,'7mff,,g'f4 .. 7 , C ' ! ',,!' ' xxx ,' .w---,.,..' M f f ,- ,eg wig-.. ri X - . ci '- , M0'f f K XX ' ' ' . 'w, ' All 1 x , ,pf --- - Ill XQ fri' 3 Nr . Q, KA! 4, . ,.xfgo,l f T- 4 1 - . '4 Qv X! f Q? gli' 52. . ., x N b f X ' 'lfluuc' ., Z Vvy' W ' It 'glA B X w V xx , 4 ,fr?x -- EQ V 1,5 S: ,L E awww THQ ik. -J Q, sew-ffa cfm was X e My Tweofq Tfyr 22, PHRSONIHN Newspaper Gllipping nf 21159 A. B. OLD PAPER OF VALUE FOUND HISTORY OF SOPHOMORE CLASS OF 1923 Historians have recently brought to light a certain old paper dealing with the Sophomore Class of 1923, which brought forth so many famous men and women. The contents of this interesting paper is here repeated: J THE SOPHOMORE CLASS HISTORY PRESIDENT ...,.............,..................,.......... , ..,...,................ R aybert Cox VICE PRESIDENT .......... ,..,..... V irginia Van Meter SECRETARY ................ ..e................ E thel Elam TREASURER ................,. . .... ......... E arl Martin SERGEANT AT ARMS .,.................,................, .......... J ohn O'Brien CLASS SPONSORS Miss Bollinger Mr. Share MOTTO f Do your best and don't worry. FLOWER COLORS Sweet-pea Old Rose and Jade Green The Freshman Class of 1922 was composed of two hundred and fifty students. The Junior High School just completed gave about half these students an opportunity to go there. This class resolved to study hard and leave most social functions until they became higher classmen. They then set to work with a good will and soon mastered algebra, Latin, English, etc. This year the members of the Freshman Class of 1922 are known as the sophomores of 1923 and have a larger enrollment than any other class. They with originality, pep, and earnest zeal, started off the year with a pie and box supper. From the proceeds of this affair they treated themselves to a unique Halloweien party. But do not think they did not work for they have struggled hard to gain knowledge of these deep and difficult sub- jects, mathematics, science, foreign languages, and English. The girls, hockey team of the remarkable class won a beautiful loving cup. And at the end of the next two years we hope that each member of this class can receive a diploma, and then go forth to meet the world with a good-willf, Virginia Van Meter '25 Helen Mack '25 Q e eeq Tweqii 'mfee 'V 'z3.......+m..31:.a...'.J:.'1-a:.-1 Glhv Svnphnmurvz Uhr Svnphnmnrvz he Svnphnmnrrn L at FHRSONIGN . Snphnmnrra' Ennkz Evriphrrvh The latest discoveries of the research workers of P. H. S. have brought to light valuable instructive articles which were found in some of the sophomores' books. Oh! you naughty, naughty, sweet boy. You are so' interesting. fWill someone please inform us who Virginia Van Meter means ?J You know I have been thinking about pies all day. I do love pies so well. I've just found out that there is a pie supper tonite and oh! how I would like to go. But you see I hate to go by myself. I heard you were going and going by your lonesome. Don't you hate to go any place by yourself? fYou'll have to give it to Josephine Smith forithrowing gentle ints. All your charms, dear, One by one, I toast dear, I am thinking that 'ere This tale had better stop 'ere Before the teacher finds her. fBill McMillan shows his poetical genius, especially when writing to a certain little girl.J Earl Martin caused quite an explosion when he wrote: His eyes flashed fire. It was a dangerous trick, for on her face the powder lay so thick. I love you dear. I love you so that I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't do anything but think of you, of your bright smiling face. My heart is break- ing into so many pieces that it can never, never, in this wide world be mended. NEVER! fWe are tryng to find a cure for the poor boy, Del- bert Soward. He eats sour pickles all the time. Alas, fatal lovelj Helen Dixon: Did you ever take ether? Jimmie Thomasson: No, what hour is it? I don't like my teacher, In fact, I think he's punk. He borrowed my knife, To sharpen his pencil, To mark me down a flunk. tVVith our compli- ments to Harold Modlin.J I'll send her all these notes And cares and letters back, This ring and photo, too- They make a goodly pack- There's yet one thing I ought to do, T'would be celestial bliss, If I but dared along with these, Return her every kiss. fEvidently John VValder had been jilted.J 1 i e eery Tweqift T6fee 3- ' Aiy. , . , fi 'wi ' A-.uname K -flu 1q,w1!'QV'-TIUIFQQHQ PHRSONIHN LAQAQQQ C 0 I I V ' ---7-----X '2't'tXt'5fi , , 'xx rX fx' , J .A X V, f 17 af ' J ' Q n iwxe 4' ' H 1 .ln i, X . K ' ' 1 ' ' W a i 1 Vf 'Q:l,- inf. W1 1 9 Q ff A I , W , x, Q ' . 41 . if .AW air 133 v4 1? A 7 X , 'B Y f + : xg r 'Q 1 , '.,d X A - 1 , s q.. FQQLQ. ,M ' S ' w . ' LFRSQMMQM . , - 1' W ' : Q-959-r ' ,,,, If Q e eeq Tweqfi mfeg A ' ' ' . 's, . - 'f PHRSONIHN iirrnlimen Qllawa iqmtnrg CLASS OFFICERS PRESIDENT Kenneth Knox VICE PRESIDENT Charles Miller TREASURER Ruth Kerr SERGEANT AT ARMS Vernon Brown SPONSORS Mrs J H Koontz Mr Platt CLASS HISTORY When ln the Seventh Grade we spent several hours laboriously copy ing the maxim Anticipation is one half of pleasure but little did our class reahze we were getting one half of the enjoyment of our high school llfe rlght then. How We did envy the boys and girls who were passing our school going to and from high school They seemed to have no cares nor worrles whlle we poor miserable seventh graders had to spend the whole day at the grind stone of learning But September nineteen hundred and twenty one came at last and we, too, went to the high school to be enrolled as Eight Graders. How that name shrunk in size to us the iirst few days of schoolg how unnecessary we felt at the first chapel exercise. What a time some of us 'had in the stampede of the lower halls. In that case anticipation was the whole of our pleasure. However as the rough edges of our self esteem were rubbed smooth by the upper classrnen, we were instilled with the class spirit, Ours not to question why, ours but to do or die. The Eight Graders of nineteen h11n- dred twenty one, became the freshmen of nineteen hundred twenty two. We have had no great social functions, but are trying to store a little knowledge into our minds and are succeeding slowly. SECRETARY ................... I .............. ........... Elizabeth Geisenhoner Kenneth Knox '26. l 6 Beg Tweqii T6fee - . -gfi..f., ,g.rw.mugamr .mana M...-.i Uhr Zhnznhmen Uhr Ervnhmvn N PHRSONIHN 1 MeilntlflfllccxlulmxLi!.E.1.lL!cll.tdufitmmulifiumummuuullllllluifirftr ' , - .,s LL unrIiLn 'f'ffn'm'm d ' ' 'SQ' - 'ff 'Z' - - ' 'IG 5 E A 2 9 X-X Xf- N-5 ko E 5 if ffg -Vfdk Q H 5' 5 X ' 5 :T R .3 a . 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L orraine Jenkins i SPONSORS Miss Nora Smith Miss Helen Bartlett Mr. Porter TOTAL CLASSQENROLLMENT Where's the Eighth Grade Class? 'Aye, there's the rubf' For now we're known As the Freshman Sub. We have or anized, And did cgect Our officers, Whom we think perfect. Our strength in numbers Can hardly be told, For Junior High Has a part of our fold. We have talent and brains In this, our class, And hope to bring Wonderful things to pass. We humbly climb The old worn stair To the hall of fame, And our seniors thereg And breathlessly listen ' And hope for the day, V That we may, with our eloquence, J The multitude sway. Our sponsors are kind, Anduto them we'll be true, For we know they are with us P In all that we do. e Irene Slane '27. Q e eeq Tweqfi 'myee 1 hr Svnh-Eirenhmvn PHRSONIHN Uhr Svnh-Eirrnhmrn 1 - . Efrg Flhia GD11 'Hum' ilgiann A DRAMA IN TXVO ACTS. Act 1. Place: Bedroom: Time: Eight o'clock p. m. Yells, groans, shrieks from within. Enter sub-freslnnan with lighted candle. Sings hysterically. Sub-freshman: I Now I lay me down to rest, Dreadfully fearing tomorrow's test. If I should Hunk I know ltd cry Myself to a watery suicide. Act II. Five years later. Place: Recitation room. Time: Study hour. At a desk is seated the sa111e sub-freshman now a senior. He yawns, sighs, stretches, then softly hums as his head reclines on the desk. Senior: Now I lay me down to snooze, Knowing what valuable time I lose. T omorrowis test are only the sighting Of a teacher's method of improving 1ny writing. i e eer, Tweqfft Tfyfee, gffom Me, lnty me ffr1rrez5fEZ7a, jf ,1 , Gwenfggiulk Aloud! Gjgggff v 1' fn' L Q ,1 4 ,A 7. - x..1 A . .1 5.14 .-V: , g . -.,.1-JJ Nr fws , Qdlsgg . , ' 'TN-35' EM .W . ,fi u,,Q,,'f-' 'V 2-E1 ,rd T145 Q nf V , 1vvS.- ' , H- ' ' - .Vx 3 ,q Q., 'a .tem .4 ,JI Fx. M.-..- 5 .yrkf ,gi P 3 .. ww. 17 'Aif fn ' 'M f .3 ity...-v' 3' 552.'f'lgQff!!f2 ' 'r.- 5' '1'? 5 V V - 2 mf . ..-4, , . 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X ,o 0 ,4 CUDUO 5J'?'g 1 1 ix , 1 sz Q :Eg C63 fw- 'Xjxfxfx WW ... , I HQIIQI NN fl f N L I 1 f vzghvfalllmzlnllfzlwrnzafvnw' XX A jx XX X- X 1 2 35535538553 U W 2 5 If Q A mf f X ,J i i Jiffy!! ,f ff f XC!! ff: f, Xwxmxmll iwlml NcJYKillyNlU3W ' Q QIQWQL - - V --:-u. :,u.., Q e eeq Tweqfi T6fee '1 I 4 v X. 'r 51 Q f I, L L, ,. 1 E M 5 fd 2 R J .7 H x MX r. '-L '22 ANQUET B ENIOR RS JUNIO ,-1 -at--L lf: ffifr ' :g5'f-M- C 1-'W :r-he-L . i .f -5 ' .-,: 1 I - e- F525 PHRSONIHN Uhr Eflivzwt nf the Mikahn In the spring in honor of the opening of the blossoms, the Mikado gives a garden party, to which he invites all visiting foreigners. At this festival all the court lay aside, as far as possible, the Japanese customs and dress for the Europeans. On the night of May the twenty-fourth, 1922, the Junior-Senior Ban- quet was held in the basement of the First Presbyterian Church. The room was beautiful with its Japanese decorations which made it appear much as the original garden party given in the spring by the Mikado. Eldon Thomasson, president of the Junior Class, was toastmaster for the evening, and the following program proved to be both interesting and entertaining: The Land of the Rising Sun ............,.......,................... John England Solo, One Fine Dayf, from Madame Butterflyn ..............,...., ,, Herman Cohen Rhythmic Interpretation, The Japanese Sandman ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,, Dannenbaum Pine Trees ......,........................ .,,...,........,,,. Q ...Mr. Lovan Violin Solo, Ave Marie .....,... ,.,,,,, D orothy Rummel The Heights of F ugi Sang ........ ,....,,,,,,,,. M r, Hughes Reading, Jap Doll ............... I ..... ..... ...... ............. E s t elle McClary DaI1C6 -.-..................................................................... Japanese Babies Alice Mitchell, Irene Doyle, Faye Harris, Ellen Olson Banzais fHurrahJ ....................,,.,...,.,,.,,.,,,,,,.,..,,,,,,,,.,,,, Irene F01-dyee Sayonara fFarewellJ... ..................,,,,..,,,,,,.,.,,,,,,,,,,, Mildred Matsler ll Music furnished by a very lively five-piece. orchestra was enjoyed by a . Cleda Chaffee '23. Q e eeq Tweqfi T6fee, 24.-V, - .-q! i PHRSONIHN CIN,M' BUN S OUIJA Q, eerj Tweqfi Free FHRSONIHN Qiitrniiml main Sham The climax of the evening's fun at the Senior Carnival was reached when the crowd assembled in the auditorium for the main performance. The first number was In An Old Fashioned Garden. The curtain rose to reveal the stage decorated in Japanese lanterns, lattice-work, and roses. Four couples appeared on the stage while Ruth XVharton and Theron Starnes executed a pretty fancy dance. The other couples were. George Meier, Alice Martin. Jack Mavlen, Maxine Dannenbaum. Fred Moake, Hilda Lanham, Vernon Rosenthal, and Fritzie Weber. All the chorus then danced to the title song. The second act was a short one act play, Cin'm, Buns. This was the story of Bob, a college bov played by Tom Cockrell, who had invited his English professor. Vernon Rosenthal, to dinner. The professor arrived before Bob, and his sisters, Prue and Doris. took him for the new organist. The parts of Prue and Doris were played by Juanita Nagle and Christine Buchanan. All the actors conducted themselves creditably and the lit- tle play was superior to most short plays. i The third act was Father Time's Art Gallery, which was very inter- esting. Joe Ledbetter as Father Time read from a scroll the months of the year and each month was represented by seniors dressed in appropriate costume. The following seniors represented the different months: January ................................ Pauline Atkins and Vernon Donaldson February ........................................................................ Mildred Curtis March ........... ............................................. R ussell Zahm April .......... ......... I lene Forbes and Mildred Johnson May ................................ ........................................... . ........ V esta Perry June .................................................................................. Irene Fordyce July ..........................................................................,........... Lyman Kirk August .... Cleda Chaffee, Maye Eller, Thelma Pryor, Eileen Wirth, Magdaline Murry, Alice Martin September ..,.,.......,...... ............ L ouise Smith and Monroe Coekrell October ......... .............................................. R uth VValton November ..............................,..... Helen Miller and Victor Crotchett December .................................................................... Elmer Benjamin The fourth act was another one act play, Ouija.', The plot had to do with a society woman, Mrs. Drake, impersonated by Irene Nagle, a firm believer in spiritualism and the Ouija Board. She had succeeded in winning her step-daughter, Ardath Lindley. over to the cause. Her hus- band, Myles Pember, and step-son, Harold Collins, were much opposed to it. The Ouija told her that a dark and beautiful woman would come be- tween her and her husband and many complications arose. All the mem- bers of the cast did well and kept the play interesting to the end. A The orchestra was led by Frances Lay and was composed of the fol- lowing: Hallie Mathey, Madge Ledbetter, Jack Dudley, NVayne Smith, and James Thomasson. IRENE NAGLE '23. i e eeq Tweqii free. PHRSONIHN Seuinr Glarniualr On the night of December 15 the Senior Class staged their first big affair, the Senior Carnival. From seven to nine the excited crowd was attracted to the many thrilling side shows. Here a caller boosting the Follies, and then off in the distance some one announcing the next perform- ance of the Minstrels. VVhere was a person to go first? The Ziegfield's Folliesf, held in the library, was the big attraction of the evening before the main show. The Follies presented a typical cabaret scene with the guests seated at quartet tables, at which punch was served by the following senior girls: Freda Hulett, Hazel Modesitt, Alvira Kern, and Maye Eller. The girls taking part in the Follies wore very appropriate costumes and delighted the audience with their graceful steps and pleasing songs. Eileen VVirth, dressed as an old fashioned girl, sang and led a chorus to Georgian Another chorus led by Louise Smith sang I'll Build a Stairway to Paradise? Ruth Wharton and Fritzie 'Weber gave a Pier- ette and Pierott dance. The girls in the choruses were: Josephine XVilkin- son, Dorothy Hummel, Bess Watson, Alice Martin,' Jessie Jean Vaughn, Hilda Lanham, Mary Warren, Maxine Dannenbaum, Beatrice McCormick, Jeanette Doughman, Lucille Quinn, and Dorothy Taylor. Frances Lay led the six piece orchestra. The Al. G. Fieldis Minstrels was a very popular attraction. Hal Hyler was the interlocutor and the answers to the questions asked fur- nished merriment for the crowd. Allen Stewart as the Parson sang It's Nobody's Business But My Own? Ralph Glyn delighted the audience with a Jig and a tune played on the Jew's harp. The other minstrel men who kept things lively with their jokes were: Jack Holecheck, Maur- ice Merrill, Harold Modlin, and Homer Ellis. The accompaniment was played by Nadyne Delaplaine. Mrs. Jarley's Far-Famed Wax-Works was a mysterious entertain- ment and the crowd looked and looked again trying to recognize some of their ancestors. After a long discussion the figures were found to be Grayce Gray, Helen Quinlan, Pauline Price, Neva Faudree, Irene Fordyce, Jessie Peterson, Vesta Perry, and Ruth NValton. The carnival was made complete by a fortune teller and wrestling match. The wrestlers were Paucky Sly and Marion Wheat. The other side shows enjoyed during the evening were: Mrs. XViggs Cabbage Patch, the aeroplane ride, the general store, and the country store. Just inside the door was a hot-dog stand. If the girls could not satisfy their custo- mers with hot-dogsf' they sent them on to the soft drink and candy stand. From the stands the crowd moved on down the lower hall and tried their luck at the roulette wheel or the doll rack. The Hula Hula show well displayed the genius of Jack Maylen, Pat Moake, and Vernon Rosenthal, who were the graceful Hula maidens. Balloons, whistles, confetti, everything a carnival could offer de- lighted the crowd while the side shows entertained. At nine o'clock the auditorium performance started. The success of the carnival was largely due to the work of Bill Mar- tin, chairman of' the Carnival Committee. Cleda Chaffe '23. , e eer, Tweqifi T6fee. PHRSONIHN Little Jack Horner sat N 7-..W in a corner, f 'W if ' fx ' ' Eating his Christmas I' f P' 5 K -D I 1. ll U , W : Pie' X lf, He put in his thumb, I f 4 I 'Q and pulled out a ff-AU i , plum, And said, What a big boy am I. , ' K 4 M I what at Wig 0112155 arf mr The sophomores made it possible for the students of P. H. S. to have Jack Horner's experience on October seventeenth. The great feast took place in the high school auditorium and it is said that some of the boys atc as many as three pies. Of course this privilege was granted only to the seniors who are always ready to eat. The Sophomore Class gave a very interesting program. The biggest feature was a play, At the Photographer,s,,, with the following cast: Pill Garlic, fThe Photographcrj .............................,.. Delbert Soward Mickey Debite, fHash-slingerj ,.......,.............,..,.... Edward McElvain Mame Gilhooley fMickey's sweetheartj ............., Betty Chamberlin Mrs. McGurk tAlderman's sweetheart, ,,.... ....,. 'l 'helma Barrick Alderman fRick politicianj .......,......,......... ,...... A rtlmr McCray Other numbers on the program were: Solo by Clariee VVells .Numbers by the Boys' Glee Club Sophomore Orchestra Miss Ruth McCray who was selected as the most popular girl was given a cake. Charlie Piatt was awarded a bottle of pickles for being the most lovesick man. Principal Lovan and Coach Wells were the auctioneers. The sopho- mores deserve credit tor their first venture in all school entertainment as the affair was an entire success. Cleda Chaffee '23. Q e eeq Tweqii T6fee Q I-Y-I ME CAME T H0 AND v'1ffi?1:tJ '1'9'l2I',+Ii 'nr-31-'sta-i:r1,T,,i - A FFiR5ONlFlN Anil 1-Innw Glame Gish On the evening of December 8 the Junior High School auditorium was filled with people who had come to witness the junior play, And Home Came Ted.', It was a sprightly comedy of mystery in which there was an abundance of fun. The interest of the audience was held from the beginning to the end by a series of dramatic situations rising from one climax to another until the final d6I10Llel11ClTlt at the close of the last act. Skeet Kelly, the clerk .........,....,....... ,. ..,...................., Harry Randall Diana Garwood, the heiress. ............... .........,.,. L ulu Humphrey Miss Longanberry, the spinster .......... .....,.. J ennie Mae Mullins Ira Stone, the villain .....,..,...............,. .................. C arl Larsen Aunt Jubilee, the cook ......,........... ....... D orothy Danforth Mr. Man, the mystery.. .,......,........ ....... ............ E l don Blair Jim Ryker, the lawyer ..... T ............... p ....,...,..........,. Max Mosher Mollie Macklin, the housekeeper .... t ,... ........ A nna Lee Van Meter Henrietta Darby, the widow ....,........ ................. M ary Burnette Ted, the groom ........,...................... .,......... E dward Palmer Elsie, the bride ...........................,................................ . ...... Veda Bender Senator M'Corkle, the father ,..,.,.....,.........,................ Charles NVhite The action of the comedy occurred at the Rip Van Winkle Inn in the Catskill Mountains and the plot had to do with the struggle for supremacy in a furniture factory between Ted, the rightful heir, and Ira Stone, an unscrupulous adventurer, who tried to gain control of the business. Ted was assisted by Mollie Macklin, the plucky little housekeeper of the Rip Van Winkle Inn. Complications came fast and furious until the last act when slowly, bit by bit, the many mysteries of the play were solved, surprise followed surprise and the dramatic situations in this act fairly teemed with life and sustaining interest. A mysterious, deaf old farmer appeared, the lady from Honolulu turned out to be the lawyer's ex-wife, Ted turned out to be somebody else, the robber was located, the real Ted was the mystery man, the unscrupulous Ira Stone was temporarily victorious but later ignominiously routed, and the faithful little housekeeper, Mollie Macklin, found the road to happiness with Skeet, the boy from the Bowery. The business managers for the play were Homer VValler and Allen Stewart, stage managers, Harold Ricketts and A. O. Brown, music man- agers, Jack Dudley and Mary De Smidt. The orchestra, which was composed mostly of juniors, was complimented for the splendid music. Each character was well fitted for the part and did credit to the effi- cient training of Miss Prince and Mr.Davison. Irene M. Nagle '23. l 6 S f, Tweoii T6fee 'N '-... --V-sw .1 'nf'--f A 4 WIOOHDS WHVHD EIHJ. ,,5,f4,-M V- , ' ip 53 ' 'Q h.:'f :TW , xg-391' L.. PHRSONIHN Uhr Glharm Svrhnnl CHARACTERS. Austin Bevans .....................................................................,...... Raymond Martin -An automobile salesman with IDEAS, which u David MacKenzie, ......................................................................... Harold Collins A law student, considered unpractical, though George Boyd ......................,........................................,............ Vernon Rosenthal An expert accountant, is willing to co-operate and so were Jim Simkins ...........,...........,.......................,..........................,....... Maurice Merrill And ' Tim Simpkins ..............................................,..................................... Jack Maylen Who toil not and had never seriously considered spinning. Homer Johns ........,..............,............................................,,............ Myles Pember Is the guardian of Elsie Benedotti .......................................................................... Dorothy Rummel The president of the Senior Class presided over by Miss Hays .............,.......,.............,...................,............,....................... Irene Nagle Who is loved and feared by all who know her, including the secretary Miss Curtis ................. . .........i........................,.................................. Irene Fordyce Who is always trying to think well of the Senior Class, consisting of Sally Boyd ................,,,.......,..,,,........,,..................,,...............,........ Juanita Nagle Who is George's sister, and Ethel Spelvin ...................................... .............,.. L ouise Smith Muriel Doughty ......, ....... C hristine Buchanan Alix Mercier ............ ............. R uth Wharton Lillian Stafford ....... ................... E ileen Wirth Madge Kent ,......... .................... H ilda Lanham Dotsie ................ ......... J osephine Wilkinson Jean ............ ........ M axine Dannenbaum Peggy ...............................................................,...................... Harriett DeWolfe Mary Ann ..............................,................................................. Gwendolyn Weber On the evening of April 13 the senior play was presented at the Junior High School auditorium. The Charm School proved to be everything that the name indicates. It was delightful, charming, sweet, beautiful, entertaining, brilliant, and humorous. It was a fascinating comedy in three acts. The Charm School had the freshness of youth about it, the inspiration of an extravagant but novel idea, the charm of originality, and was indeed wholesome, sanely amusing, and pleasant entertainment. The plot of the play was around a young automobile salesman scarce- ly out of his teens, who upon inheriting a girls' boarding school from a maiden aunt insisted on running it himself, according to his own ideas. His chief idea was that the d'ominant feature in the education of the young girls of today should be charm. The situations that arose were teeming with humor. In the end the young man gave up the school and promised to wait until the most precocious of his pupils should reach a marriageable age. The thorough success of the play was only made possible under the direction of Miss Dorothy McPherson. Mr. E. F. Farner aided greatly in the business end of the play. Victor Crotchett was the business man- ager, Theron Starnes, advertising manager, Kenneth Workman, stage manager. Splendid music was furnished throughout the evening, under the direction of Frances Lay. Irene Nagle '23, Q e eeq Tweqii 'mfee PHRSONIQN !.......W.. Sminr Mimi: Listen my children and you shall hear How the Senior Class without any fear, Went forth in the wilds of Adam's Bluff To picnic and romp as seniors must. 'Twas the 12th of October in '22 When many a senior turned and flew Along the railroad track to dine, On weiners and buns and water wine. Our sponsors were there full of play and fun, Too full to eat many weiners or bunsg, But we ate and jested and danced in parade, And even played tag with the junior b1'igade. Then this picnic ended in jolly good time, With everyone happy and so ends this rhyme. Jnninr liartg The pleasure seeking juniors met in the gymnasium on Friday even- ing, November 3, and there entertained themselves with a gay masquerade. Varied and pretty were the costumes exhibited. Anna Lee Van Meter was presented with a prize for having the prettiest costume, and Thomas Cur- rigan took first place for having the cleverest. The judges, however, had a difficult time selecting these winners. The evening began with a Grand March and then fun and excitement came fast and furious. The party was divided into divisions. Each division contested for first honors in such games as, races, blowing con- test, and original plays. Each one of the winning divisions was given a prize. Throughout the evening punch was served from a beautifully decor- ated booth and late in the evening ice cream, swiss chocolate, an wafers were served. L0 The chaperones were Miss Prince, Mr. Davison, Miss Smith, and Mr. ' van. g Harold Ricketts 24. V i e eerp Twente 'mree M up ...Q PHRSONIGN Athlrtir Stag Eizmqnrt On the morning of March 21 a queer rumor was circulated about school. The rumor ran that a stag banquet was to be staged that very night. The fairer members of the student body ignored the tale. A se- lect few, the football and basketball teams and the men of the faculty, knew the story to be true. A certain freshie heard the report. A stag banquet, what's that ? Oh, I don't know, returned another fresliie, but I remember in English we read: 'The stag at eve had drunk his fill!' Perhaps they caught a stag and are going to eat it to-night? The teams ate and drank their fill all right, but no stag, the kind about which the freshmen talked, was eate11. The banquet was held in the cafeteria and served by Miss Scott and her domestic science classes. The feast was a filling success, or so the partakers declared. Mr. Lovan was toastmaster. He called upon Mr. Farner who talked on athletics and their importance in the school. Captain-elect Donnelly spoke about the football team of '23. Superintendent Hughes gave an in- teresting talk on boys' ideals. The other speakers were Captain Rick- etts, Mr. Koontz, Happy Modlin, and Coach Wells. The girls were disappointed to say the least, but one of these days the school might get a surprise when a Hstagette party is announced. Uhr itligh Svrhnnl Euhilrr The month of March blew in with the anxiety, which ripened into a necessity, for money. Mr. Lovan called a meeting of the class sponsors and class officers. The consequence was the first all-school jubilee. It happened on March 29 at the Junior High School auditorium. The crowd was all the place could accommodate. The first feature was a mov- ing picture, The Apple Tree Girl, starring Shirley Mason. Next on the program were three dances under the direction of Mrs. J. M. Stugard. The first, a very pleasing one, was danced by Irene Doyle. Lucille Smith, and Ellen Olson. The second was a scarf dance executed by a class of eight girls in rainbow colors. The last was a lively sailor jig performed by Harry Randall. The appropriate costumes added greatly to the effectiveness of the dances. l Then followed the minstrel, an act beyond adjectives. The dark- town strutters swung on the stage to an intoxicating tune of jazz music. Hal Hyler, the interlocutor, led. Behind him in close procession came eight jigging Rastuses leading eight whirling Eliza Janes. The entrance of the minstrel succeeded in intoxixcating the audience in their purely pro- hibition way which lasted throughout the program. Between the many jokes the boys' quartet sang It's Nobody's Business But My Own? Doro- thy Danforth gave an excellent reading, The Cushville Hopf' VVayne Smith drew a storm of applause by his saxophone solo, Saxophobia. Willie Nipp sang Mighty Lak a Rose in her usual fine way. Allen Stewart danced and sang 6'Lovin' Sam as only a real actor of Schutt' le Lane could do. The immense success of the minstrel is due to Miss L. Prince, the di- rector. The final outcome was satisfactory to everybody, for the Athletic Association was cleared of debt for this year and started on a good financial basis for next yearg the classes received their allotted sums, the juniors won the ticket sale prize, and the seniors counted on a better feast. Eileen Wirth ,23. i e C U Tweofq T6ree Paasomam Ellyn Munir Zlleatiual The fourth annual Music Festival of Parsons was held April 16-22, 1923, and may well be called the finest and .most successful ever given. Mr. McCray had worked and planned for it all winter, and the musicians of the schools put forth their best efforts. ' The festival opened on Monday with the Senior High School solo con- test in voice, piano, and flute. Willie Nipp who sang Summer, by Chaminade, won first place in the soprano solo, while Allen Stewart carried off first honors in tenor solo. He sang To a Hill Top, by Cox. In the piano contest, in which there were six entries Mary De Smidt won, playing Greig's Peer Gynt Suite, Ase's Deathf' and Morning Edward McEl- vain won the flute solo, with Schuberis Serenade and the Cavallieria Rusticannaf' The judges were Miss Evans, supervisor of music at Inde- pendence, and Mr. Ricketts, head of the music department at Cherryvale. The second program, which was given on Tuesday evening consisted of solo contests for the Junior High School students, and of selected num- bers by the Junior High School orchestra and glee clubs. Mrs. Stugard's rythmic play classes also gave two very pretty dances. In the contests, Paul De Smidt won the piano solo and Vincent Tarr won the violin solo. On Thursday evening the grade school pupils from wards appeared in a fine program which proved conclusively that Parsons will never lack musicians, for in all orchestras and glee clubs much talent was displayed. The visiting organizations from Cherokee, McCune, and Oswego con- tested Friday afternoon. In these contests, the girls' glee club of McCune won first place. ' Cherokee won in both soprano and piano solo, while Par- sons won tenor solo. John Russell was Parsons' representative. The program on Friday evening was a fine concert by all the musical organizations of the schools. The 100 piece grade school orchestra under Mr. Levan's direction was very good, and of course the orchestras of both Junior and Senior High Schools were fine. Each orchestra played several selections, and the girls' glee club and the mixed chorus appeared in spec- ial selections. , The last program of the Festival Week was the Senior High School Vesper Service honoring the graduating class at the Junior High, Sunday afternoon. The first number on the program was a solo by Mary De Smidt. Then the invocation was given by the Reverend Mr. H. E. Crane, and was followed by the hymn, Sun of My Soul, 0 Savior Dear which was led by the high school choir. The scripture was read by Dr. Crane, after which Dr. Wallace B. Fleming, president of Baker University was introduced. He spoke in a very interesting way of the progress of man and of the value of education. The mixed quartet, Clarice and Constance Wells, Allen Stewart, and Harold Modlin sang their contest number splen- didly. Benediction was 'pronounced by Dr. Crane. Thus the most successful Music Festival in the history of P. H. S. closed. It was indeed a splendid and worthy accomplishment of Mr. Mc- Cray and his musicians. P Harriett DeWolfe '23, 1 g ceq Tweqii Tfyfee. 1 E- a. FHRSONIHN ..--x-'fo . .x'- ' Gi 0 Q a 19,0 V C 1664 - , WWF? ,MQ if 'fl ff V I . f . 'iff' M V 'u ' '-fl: 1 'H' x rar - I - Q 1 -. I U I Wm U I I ' 5 MQQSUQ 1 f , QQ. :Z 0 f' mx f , - v QS? - :Uma-r.Hv MQ- 'U T fx Wee PHRSONIHN CHARLES S. MCCRAY g eerj Tweqfct Tfnfee FHRSONIBN Jlnimitatr Munir Qlnnirat t The music department of Parsons High School kept the colors flying by their record made in the Interstate Music Contest at Pittsburg which was held the last week in April. This contest proved to be larger than any before held. Any honor, whatsoever, was considered higher because of the wide scope of the contest. The judges were Peter Dykema of Wis- consin University and Hollis Dann of Pennsylvania University. Parsons came, contested, and conquered. The first entry was April 26. Allen Stewart, tenor, took third place among his many opponents. The judges commented on his fine quality of voice. They said he was a real tenor. He sang To a Hill Top by Cox. The mixed quartet sang the morning of April 27. These song birds of Parsons, Allen Stewart, Clarice Wells, Constance Wells, and Harold Modlin, were awarded second place. They sang Love Like the Dawn Came Stealingv by Cadman. In the afternoon contest the mixed chorus was the first of the senior high numbers to contest. Singing Come Join the Dancen by Strickland, they took third place. Hollis Dann complimented the chorus for the fine spirit of the song. There was only ten points difference between the four contestants. The competition was excellent. The judge said the selec- tion was very effective and the balance good. Among the twelve entries in Girls' Glee Club, Parsons took third place. There were four schools singing June Rhapsody by Daniels. Peter Dykema said Parsons was first of these four. He also said that Par- sons came nearest singing the piece. Mr. McCray was complimented on the wise selection and the wonderfully beautiful singing. The storm of' applause that followed the most excellent playing of Barber of Sevillet' by Rossini by the Parsons orchestra, expressed the ap- preciation of the audience. Hollis Dann commended the conductor, Mr. McCray, on his fine selection. He said the string section was especially fine. The competition between the contesting orchestras was superior to any he had heard. Parsons was awarded third place. The Junior High School Chorus was given first place. They sang Will 0' the Wispf' And Parsons came home cheering for the glory won, happy with the year's work, and already making plans to capture more honors at the next contest. j e SCU Tweqlfi Tfyfee ,ww- S 'Q PHRSONIHN Uhr Gbrrhvaira 2 No doubtg Dear Reader, you've heard the Parsons High School orches- tra play. If not, you have one grand treat in store for you. You know this orchestra is known throughout the United States as one of the finest and largest high school orchestras. Honors? Oh yes! They have won honors both at Emporia and Pitts- burg at the contests the last five years. Besides these they had the honor of playing before the National Music Teacher's Association at St. Joseph, Missouri, in April 1921. They were also asked to play for this same orga- nization in 1922 in Nashville, Tennessee. The city as well as the high school is proud to claim this orchestra. The personnel of the orchestra: ' Director: Charles S. McCray FIRST VIOLIN: Sybil Parks Mary De Smidt Hallie Matthey VVilliam King Dorothy Ledbetter Esther Witt Devona Byrd Roberta Swalm Ellen Austin Gladys Embry Frances Watts Margaret Brown Irene Wilsie Doris Denise De Jarnette SECOND VIOLIN: Betty Chamberlin YVonne Umphenour George Mears Alfreda Stemple Lester Munneke Lucille Bollinger Dorothy Sourbeer Helena Stevens Marie Ellison Kathyrn Truster Neoma De Vore Kenneth Peterson Claude Goltra CELLOS: Wayne Smith A Virginia Reuthinger Lucille Winkler Golda La Rue OBOES: I Arthur McCray Tyler Haynes FLUTE : Edward McElvain Robert Kelley -FIRST CLARINET: Lucille Smith Earl Martin Ray Feess SECOND CLARINET Ruth Allen Hattie Evelyn McDonald Delbert Soward BASSOON: Helen Malott VIOLA: Albert Olson Ardath Lindley Velma Parks CORNETS: Merle May Glenn Garger Ruth McCray Thelma Hollar HORNS: Loren Palmer Joe Burghardt Maurice McGinnes TROMBONES: James Thomasson Guy Knarr Merton Paddleford B. B. BASS: Homer Ellis PIANIST: Helen Dixon TYMPANI : Jack Dudley I DRUMS: Fred Power . Frances Lay '23. Q g eery Tweqfi T6fee, I The members are: -v. w w-gg. ,W an,--1-v-.A - . -,L ., rs-x -.----F -,,,,,1vmws-:mp .yo .,,, ,U K, Q,,,sT,, ,A I XY u PHRSONIHN Uhr Minh The Parsons High School Band was just organized at the beginning of this school year, but in spite of this fact it is one of the most popular orga- nizations in Parsons. Both basketball and football players have gone to victory to the tune of the band. No parade in Parsons is considered com- plete unless they are marching to the music of the high school band. Much of the success of the band is due to the able leadership of their director, Mr. McCray. All the high school is indeed proud of this band and from all indications will always be proud of this group. Students of the school would tell you, Dear Reader, that they couldn't get along without this orga- nization in pep assemblies and at all school festivities. In fact, the band is quite the peppiest and most popular organization of the Parsons High School. Lucille Smith Earl Martin Ray Feess Vernon Nydegger Williani Ramlow Leroy Severance Delbert Soward Lloyd Reed Ruth Allen Merton Paddleford Loren Palmer Tom Cory Merle McGinnes Gwinq Bennett Homer Ellis Eldon Thomasson Edward Currigan Jack Dudley Harry Reinhart Marie Garber i Margaret Hooper Hattie Evelyn McDonald Edward McElvai'n Robert Kelley Arthur McCray Merle May Glenn Garber Thelma Hollar Ruth McCray Russell Zahm James Thomasson Russell VValker Wayne Smith Helen Malott A Tyler Haynes Maurice McGinnes John Markham Thomas Owens Frances Lay '23. 6 625 Tweqli Tfyfee, c I 2 , 1 1 1 'J l Q. fr ,f il XL Nx I ., 1: 1, 'E H . ,V RP. M W fl. I. Q. W x ,Q x .oil gi 1 xx H 4 Paasommm Uhr Kansas Kanariea The Kansas Kanaries, Dear Reader, is the Parsons High School Girls' Glee Club. They have been called Kansas Kanaries ever since the Rotary Convention at Kansas City in l9l7 when the proprietor of the Betty Wales Dress Company .gave them that name. This glee club has been popular since their organization tive years ago. They have won many honors at the contests at Emporia and Pittsburg and are well known throughout the Middle West. This organization has put on several operettas during the past years at the time of the Musical Festivalwhich is held in Parsons every spring. Praise is due their director, Mr. McCray, because of the fine way he has helped them in everything attempted. Their success is largely due to him. The members of the Kansas Kanaries are: Clarice Wells Josephine Smith Christine Buchanan Susanne Dixon Ethel Stephen Mary Burnette Dorothy Klienhans Thelma Pryor Lulu Humphrey Nora Allman Edna Palmer Alice McCaskill Freda Parks Constance Wells Olaus Parsons Virginia Walton Leota Moore Harriet Doughman Gladys Mahar Verda Berglund ' Frances Lay '23, i 6 660 Tweqli Tfyfee, S '54, Q. . ee, .. - A, ,. . PHRSONIHN Uhr Mugs' C5122 Glluh A The Boys' Glee Club is another one of the Parsons High School orga- nizations. There are twenty voices in this club. Besides their work as a glee club, they do extensive work in the mixed chorus. There are some very talented persons in this glee club. Allen Stewart, tenor, does solo work. Besides this the Eight Cylinder black-faced quartet, an organization which you have probably heard of, Dear Reader, was taken from the Boys' Glee Club. That was one of the most popular organizations that We have ever had at school. It was not only popular at school but also in Parsons and the surrounding towns. The Boys' Glee Club also appears on many programs both in Parsons and other towns. In fact, the Parsons High School has every reason to be proud of their Boys' Glee Club. The members are: Allen Stewart Eldon Thomasson John Russell Homer Ellis Harold Modlin Frank McCaskill Vernon Donaldson Lowell Cannon Don Johnson Paul Harlow Cecil Saylor Jack Maylen Carl Larsen James Powers Perley Young Marvin Wisher Raybert Cox Maurice Wells Joe Ledbetter Frances l e, eer, Tweqli T6fee. Lay '23 ........ PHRSONIHN illlixeh Glhnnm The Mixed Chorus of the Parsons High School, Dear Reader, is' made up of the Kansas Kanaries and the Boys' Glee Club. This organization is known as one of the largest and best which has ever entered the contests at Pittsburg and Emporia. They have won many honors at both of these places and are known all over the state as a wonderful chorus. As the Kansas Kanaries and Boys' Glee Club are both so successful as separate organizations, you can readily see why the Mixed Chorus is such a remark- able and unusual assembly of voices. The Mixed Chorus is by no means a new organization in the Parsons High School, but one which hasvbrought much honor to the school. The high school is certainly proud of this chorus and has every reason to be so. Frances Lay '23. Ulrnphina nf the illuniral iKare . Just before the spring race which was held in Pittsburg the last of Aprilg the Music Department of Parsons High had captured twenty-three prizes. ' - Q. ' .The orchestra has won the cups at Independence in 1918, at Pittsburg in 1919, and at Emporia in 1918, '19, '20, '21. Second place has been awarded the orchestra at Pittsburg in 1921 and 1922. The Kansas Kanaries have added greatly to the Parsons list of vic- tories. Five times the glee club has carried iirst place: Independence 1918, S. E. K. T. A. 1918, Emporia 1918, Pittsburg 1919, and Pittsburg 1921. The boys' glee club has scored honors in the contest of 1919 both at Emporia and Pittsburg. Their latest success was that at the Inter-state Contest at Pittsburg in 1922 where they won first place. The mixed chorus, made up of both glee clubs, has quite naturally triumphed a good many times over her fellow contestants. The chorus Won at Emporia in 1919, '20, '21, at Pittsburg in 1919. Second place was given Parsons in 1922 at Pittsburg. And so Parsons sings: Our Blue and Urange, each color, stream on to victory. e eerj gTWe0l'i Tfyfee 1 H X I ' . M --aii 1 .- ea . , i V ' . lt - i Qiv I I-1 - H.. . I-I lid 3013 3162 Bel 0 Wg 463361 E 5 ? 3 i 5 we M E E I 4 Z i E 5 E F a 5 3 r: i Q :E E .,.u -.um-.wax warm Q- g- iif,, ,,g.,.f v-L X ,ak FHRSONIHN -, rs' - X ESQ-HEHIHZZEHTBEQNSD 1 6 W, -rwmff, was PHRSONIHN e eeq Tweqfi T6fee, PHRSONIHN Uhr Svrhnnl Senate YVithin the cold grey walls of this Palace of Learning exists a digni- fied and stately body, known as the School Senate. Seek as you may in the pages of history, and you will find no record ot' any more brainy and pompous organization. This statement is not made as a compliment particularly, but as the result of silent and accurate observation. This group of sages had its origin during the middle of the year of 1923. Prin- cipal Lovan was the promoter. It was through his efforts that the Senate was started' and now stands on a firm basis. The various organizations and the classes of the high school met and by popular vote selected one or two persons to represent their organiza- tion in the Senate. VVhen the final roll was taken the number totaled sixteen. Miss DeLay is the sponsor and Cleda Chaffee, secretary. The remain- ing Senators were divided into committees in order that the most possible might be accomplished. Administration Committee: Chairman Clarence Martin, Mary VVar- ren, Fred Moake, Sponsor Mr. Lovan. Social Committee: Chairman Marguerite Maloney, Joseph Spalding, Virginia Van Meter, Sponsor Miss Prince. Athletic Committee: Chairman Vernon Rosenthal, Louise Smith, Foster Sly, Sponsor Mr. VVells. ' Program Assembly Committee: Chairman Hal Hyler, Harold Modlin, Juanita Nagle, Sponsor Miss McPherson. Correspondence Committee: Chairman Bernita Brooks, Paul Tierney, Dorothy Young, Sponsor Miss Morris. By this division all phases of the school work may be thoroughly con- sidered. The duty of the various committees are suggested by their titles. Some of the important subjects immediately connected with the school, which have been solved or at least thoroughly considered by the Senate are: the corridor conduct, athletic enterprises, class parties, assem- bly programs, constant addition of new material from other schools, the honor roll, and various contests. The Parsons Senate has been copied after and is consanguineous to that of Tulsa, Cklahoma. The object of the Parsons High has been to pat- tern after the best parts of the Tulsa Senate with helpful and wise improve- ments where possible. Entire student government has been tried and proved a failure, gov- ernment entirely by the teachers has also proved faulty, so it is with great hopes the Parsons High launches a happy medium in the form of the School Senate. This body is still very young and the greatest part of its work is still to be done. The success depends largely upon the support given it. The Senate must constantly come in contact with the pupils in order that they may understand their problems, and how to present them and bring about a solution. With the faithful co-operation of both the teachers and the students, the Senate gazes into a future filled with progress and success. It promises to become a valuable asset to the school's life. As the bright morning sun sheds it comforting rays on the dark and repulsive valley, the School Senate brings light and information to the seemingly insurmountable problems of school life. Awake Demosthenes, arise and take notice of the Parsons High School Senate! Hal Hyler '23. i e eeq Tweqift Tfyfee Paasomam A Eurrkaa Glluh PRESIDENT .......................,....,..............................,......., Irene Fordyce VICE PRESIDENT .......,.. .....,.... I eanette Doughman SECRETARY ..,...........,., ................. G ertrude XVesthoff TREASURER ....,,,.,,...,. ........................ M aurine Hayden CHEER LEADERS .,........ ...........,,..... R uth Walton, Ruth McCray SPONSOR ....,,....,.....,,....,,...,,......,.....,..,..,.,....,.........., Miss Nora Smith MOTTO. Aim high, never lose sight of the goal. COLORS FLOWER Yellow and White Chrysanthemum YELL. Animated, elevated, Syncopated, lubricated, Concentrated, educated, Sis boom bah Eurekas, Eurekas, Rah, rah, rah. The Eurekas Club was organized in the spring of ,21 and has been an active factor in the Parsons High School since its earliest history. The purpose of the club is to make better all-around girls, and to bring out their respective and individual talents. The club has done a great deal for the school and its girls. The programs consist of instructive speakers from the outside, alternated by talent within the school. The girls have established several fine customs during their history. One of these is the annual tea which is given in honor of the mothers. This is held every spring, and is enjoyed by both mothers and daughters. The club has always helped in all civic movements presented to them. Each Christmas something is donated to needy causes. The club has been very successful in every way. The girls attribute this success to their beloved dean, Miss Nora Smith, who has been a con- stant aid. Miss Smith has been dean since the organization of the club, with the exception of one year when Miss Mary Scott faithfully per- formed that office. Under such splendid leadership and supervision, the Eurekas Club could not help but grow. And may it continue to grow in every way is our wish. l e, eerj Tweqii Tlyfee PHRSONIHN Bugs' Glluh PRESIDENT ,,.,..................................,............ ...,,.,. H arold Ricketts VICE PRESIDENT ....... ........... H arold Modlin SECRETARY ,,,,.,,.,...... ,..,..... V ictor Crochett TREASURER ......,,..,,..... .. . ............ Hal Hyler SERGEANT AT ARMS .......................,.......,.................,...... Foster Sly SPONSOR ...........,.,,....,,,..,.......,...............,...,,.......,,....,...... Mr. Davison The Boys' Club was organized two years ago for the purpose of creat- ing and developing mutual interest and leadership among the boys of the high school. Programs are arranged consisting, alternately, of outside speakers and talent from the club. The object of the programs is to place before the boys some of the various professional and vocational positions and to help each boy select the one for which he is best qualified. The members are interested in the clubis success and willingly take part in the meetings. Much credit for the success of the club, however, should go to it's sponsor, Mr. Davison, who arranged for most of the speakers. The club not only enjoys their instructive programs, but they enjoy themselves in a social way. The banquet given by the club is one of the most looked for events of each year. Harold Ricketts ,24. I e ceq Tweqii 'mfee FHRSONIHN Girlz' itteavrnvn OFFICERS. President ...,.....,..... .....,,A.............. ....... R u th XValton Vice President .e.,..ei .,..,..... I4 Isther Miller Secretary ..e,...... ,..,i..,,..,,...,,.... , ., .,,ee,...., Harriet Rench Treasurer ...... ...,.,......r........,.............,..... H arriett DeXVolt'e CABINET Cleda Chaffee Miss DeLay Irene Fordyce Miss McPherson Grayce Gray Miss Nora Smith Irene Nagle Miss Vesta Smith Jessie Peterson Miss Bollinger Thelma Pryor Miss Van Nest Christine Buchanan Miss Humphrey Pauline Atkins Miss Skinner The Girls' Reserves of the Y. XV. C. A. was organized in the higl1 school three years ago with Estelle MeClary as president. F rom that time the club grew and became a real factor in the school. The second year the club sent delegates to the conference at Topeka and at Este's Park, Colo- rado. This year the club has a lllCllIbC1'SI'1I1l ot' forty. Interesting meetings are held every two weeks. Cleda Chalfee is the representative of the Girls' Reserve to the Senate. She is secretary for this year of that organization. Many of the ottieers of the various classes and clubs are from the Girls, Reserve. This club is doing a great work in making the school better. It has for its slogan 'tYes, welll co-operate always. Ruth VValton '23. i e, eery Tweqii Tgyee, L61-13 Qltllti PRESIDENT ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,....,....,,.....,.............. .....,.,.. H al Hyler VICE PRESIDENT ..,.....................,E.............. ,......... M ax Mosher SECRETARY ..,............... ......... M yles Pember TREASURER ,,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,.,,.V4.,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,..,.,,,,S, .,...,,.... P aul Miller SERGEANT AT ARMS ,,,,,.,.,,,,.,4,..,.,..,......,,,..,.,,,,v,,,. Harold Ricketts CABINET MEMBERS. Missionary ..,....,.,..........,.....,............,..,.......SS..........,.., Melvin Nydegger Social .............. ..,........,.................,............ ......... H 2 lrry Randall Membership ..... .,,.......,. C harles XVhite Program ........,............................,...,...,.4....,,,,,,,..,..., Gaylord Hinthorn Sponsor .,....,.,......,......,......l..........,..........,.............,.....,...... Mr. Davison The Hi-Y Club of the Parsons High School was organized shortly after the District Boys Conference was held here the first part of February, 1923. Several boys who had the privilege of attending this conference met and formed plans for the club. Mr. Davison, head of the biological de- partment, was made the clubis sponsor. After the boys had met with Mr. Davison and further outlined the plans of the club, a meeting was called of all boys who were interested in Hi-Y work. About twenty-five boys responded and the spirit and contin- uance of the club was assured. Today the Hi-Y Club contains almost one hundred members. The rapid growth of thc club may be laid to two things, a good set of otticers who have the ability to run a club to the best advantages of all concerned, and to the man who has sponsored the club and guided it to its present standard. The purpose of the Hi-Y is to t'Crcatc, Maintain and Extend High Standards of Christian Character, throughout the school and community. The motto taken by the Hi-Y Club is Others C. Gaylord Hinthorn '23. PHRSONIHN IE. fl. Ol. CLUB OFFICERS PRESIDENT ..A.....4A......... . , . . V...,................,.A..........,.... Vesta Maynard VICE PRESIDENT ......., ....,4.. M argaret O'Rourke SECRETARY ..............,. .. ............ Freda Hulctt TREASURER .........,..C,,,... .. ,.,,.,.,. Alice Martin SERGEANT AT ARMS ...,..,A ......,, M ildred Martin SOCIETY EDITOR ...A....i... ,...,...,..,...i7.,,,.,,.., B essie Larery SPONSORS ................ ,........ M r. and Mrs. J. H. Koontz COLORS FLOVVER Purple and White Violet MOTTO Practice lnakes perfect. Say, what are those pins for, anyway? was the question asked of every member of the E. T. C. when they appeared wearing little gold safety pins joined by a cold chain. I-lereis the answer in case you haventt heard it already: Last November, the fourteenth to be exact, the Shorthand III Class entertained with a kid party. During the evening it was suggested that a club be formed and initiation was inunediately held. Later the above officers were elected and pins chosen. The club was organized to promote the social spirit and to further the study ot' shorthand. Meetings are held during a part of the first hour on Fridays. Eva Hodge ,23. i ejfeeq 'fwegtct 'mfee ' FHRSONIGN lirn auth Ginn OFFICERS PRESIDENT .................. .................... ................ H a 1 Hyler VICE PRESIDENT .......... ....,............. G rayce Gray SECRETARY ,,,,,,,,.,,,,,.,.... ......... H arriett DeWolfe TREASURER ....,,,......,...,,,...,... ........,.......... H arold Athey SERGEANT AT ARMS .......... ....... ...,......................... F 0 Ster Sly FACULTY ADVISORS .......................,.....,.. Miss Paugh, Miss DeLay Miss Pilkington, Miss Skinner, Miss Bollinger Tread softly past this portal. 'Tis the abode of the intellectual group who are termed Pro and Conf, These people exist for the sole purpose of arguingg their staff of life is a statement upon which they can ditferg their vocation is to practice the science of convietiong their diversion is to prove a point in a conversationg and the heights of attainment which they desire is to win an argument. When they open their lips to speak they are tl1e very essence of wis- dom. Multitudes listen in awe and reverence at their words of sagacity. Upon auspicious occasions. they convene and indulge in their chosen art, that it may be perfected to a higher degree. It is only through the aid of their gracious advisors that the club has attained this state of wisdom and they desire to express their acknowledgment to their officers and advisors. Jessie Tucker '23. i e, eer, Tweqii T6fee Lila Glauzm illranrmn PRESIDENT .,,,,,,,,,,,....,A.,,,,.,.,.............,,....,,...,.......... Gertrude Lemon VICE PRESIDENT ,.,.,,, ....... A bner Raymond TREASURER .....,...... ............. I louise Smith SECRETARY .,..,I...,,I....,.... , .........,....... Helen Quinlan SPONSOR ..e....,.........,......A.,...e,............................., Miss Lucille Prince The French Club started its second year of organization this fall with fourteen members. The membership at the beginning of the year was limited to the students in the advanced class of French. At the end of the first semester pupils of the beginning classes, whose grades made them eligible, were admitted to the club. This increased the membership to twenty-seven. The purpose of the club is to study French habits and customs. Some of the subjects discussed and studied during the year are: French sports, schools, cities, theaters, press, authors, and musicians. Each member has an opportunity at some time to take part in the program. In order that a better speaking knowledge may be acquired, the busi- ness is conducted entirely in French. The club has a social side as well as an educational one, and the mem- bers have had many good times this year. The first event was a steak fry, followed by parties during the Christmas season and on St. Valentines' Da . yln the spring an amusing French play, entitled, 6'Anglais Sans Un Maitref' was presented at one of the meetings. This play was an adap- tion of Tristam Bernard,s. The cast was selected from the members of the club and directed by Miss Prince, the sponsor. The regular business meeting were held every two weeks throughout the year. Helen Quinlan '23. FHRSONIHN E1 Atenen President .....,..,.... ..,.. E ldon T l1o111asso11 Vice President ....... .., ,....,.. P auline Atkins Secretary '.,7 ........ ..... M 1 ldeline Ledbetter Treasurer .. . 7,..,.. .......,..,..7 lr I ldon Blair Reporter ...,. .,......., V...,. ............ B ess XVatson Sponsor .,, ... Y..... .. ..,. ...,...,,.,.,A.,.,,.... Miss Anita J. Humphrey El Ateneo of Parsons High School was organized November 12. 1922. The name El Ateneof, meaning the 'tThe Athenaeum, was derived from the national society of arts and letters of Spain by the same IHIIIIQ. The society acts as sponsor for clubs formed' in the United States for the pur- pose ot' advancing interests in Spanish literature and' art. lil Ateneo of Parsons High School has adopted for its program for this year a trip through Spain and Spanish America, taking for it's subject for each program a particular city of interest. The motto of the club is Adelante Siemore Adelantef' which means forward always forward. The club hopes its motto expresses their aspirations for progress in HEI Castellano. Bess XVatson '23 i e eeq Tweqlft T6fee, Uhr Eatin Glluh PRR SONIFDN latin Qllnh MOTTO: Vita sine litteris mors est. PRESIDENT ,,.......,..........,,..,..............................,........ Arvid Berglund VICE PRESIDENT ..,....... ....... B ernita Brooks SECRETARY ...........,...,. .......... E thel Elam TREASURER .......... ...,...... .,..,., ......... H a r riet Rench SPONSOR ....,.......................,...... ...........,.....,................., Miss Van Nest The students of Caesar and Cicero will never forget the enjoyable evenings when they gathered at the Y. W. C. A. Rooms for their monthly meetings and occasional parties. Each one of the fifty must be on the program at least once during the year, for the object of the club is to supplement class-room study by learning of the customs and civilization of the Romans in the various phases of their life. Informal debates, ex- temporaneous talks, and Latin games were popular. The club enjoyed staging the Latin Plays as much as those who saw them presented. In February the Caesar classes gave two Latin plays, Cousilium Malum and Rex Helvetiorunif' before the General Assembly, while the Cicero classes gave A Sack of Apples. The fun had at the St. Patrick Day party and spring picnic must of course be mentioned. The club voted all the An students in first year Latin classes to mem- bership and we believe in cooperation with the other language clubs of our school, for in these ways we can attain the full spririt of our motto, Life without literature is deathf' The club believes that the reading of the classics of every people is essential to the education and enjoyment of every individual no matter what his race or creed. Ethel Elam. j e eeq Tweqfi T6fee. v f :Q-' FHRSONIHN lihilna Qtluh PRESIDENT ...................,.................. ......... E ldon Thomasson VICE PRESIDENT ....................A.....,.... ..............., C ecil Tower SECRETARY AND TREASURER ....... ............ G rayce Gray MARSHALL ,,,,......,..................,.......... ..........,......., F rank Cayton CRITIC ..............................,.,,,..............................,.. Mr. N. J. Anderson Through the help of the Chemistry and Physics teacher, Mr. N. J. Anderson, the AH students ot' the Physics and Chemistry classes organized a club. The purpose was to induce other students to try to lllllkii A's,', and for the members to have a good time. Meetings were held every two weeks at the Junior High School and enjoyable programs consisting of music, readings, discussions, stories, and stunts were given. The members have also had many social good times. The club has had a number of hikes. One was at Greenwood Farm and two others at Hileman's. The members brought their own eats and after a big feed, games, songs, and stories were enjoyed. There are now over twenty members, and all show a great interest in the club. Graycc Gray '23. I e eeq Tweqfi T6fee. Bumhhrll Gllnh Sponsor ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,.....,,,,.,..,,......,........,.7...,.,...,...... N. J. Anderson Honorary Member .V7....V7V.,.,.................rrA....... .V........... It '. A. LOVHH OFFICERS. President ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,,, ,,,,,,,.4.,......,....... ........ V e rnon Donaldson Vice President .,...... ............. M yles Pember Secretary ,,,.,,,A.,..,,....,.,,... ., ................................. ................ M aye Eller Sergeant at Arms ...,.......,..................................... ........ J oe Boyer CABINET MEMBERS. Secretary of Treasure ..SS.,.,.,...,..,......,....,...............,,.,..,... Ruth YValton Secretary of Eats ,.,................,.... ......... D orothy Sourbeer Secretary of Entertainment ...e....,,.,..,e .................... H al Hyler Secretary of Ushers .,..,...A.....................,....... A....4.... E lbert Roselle ' MOTTO. Ignorance is bliss. FLOYVER COLORS Green Carnation Crimson and Emerald In the Spring semester of nineteen hundred and twenty-three, follow- ing a strenuous and. dittieult test, a group of despondent students met in Mr. Anderson's class room and organized a Dumbbell Club. The chief purpose of the club at that time was for the members to assemble and dis- cuss their trials and tribulations, sympathize with each other, provide for their welfare. and' secure the blessings of their teacher-if possible. A constitution was drawn up in which the Dumbbells established the fact that all men are not created equalg maintaining the fact that some are dumb, some are dumber. and that some know absolutely nothing. It was very plainly expressed that the Dumbbells were students who were faith- ful and studious but slow to learn. This definition of a Dumbbell, stated by Mr. Anderson, met with the approval and satisfaction of all the Dumb- bells. The definition was accepted as a part of the constitution. After the constitution was adopted, the club continued to grow and is one of the most popular organizations of the high school. Vernon Donaldson ,23. PHRSONIHN Uhr Dleagur Erhutra For the first time since 1914, Parsons High School was represented this year in an interscholastic debating league. This league consisted of six of the largest high schools in this section of the state: Fort Scott, Columbus, Pittsburg, Iola, Chanutc, and Parsons. In October the question for debate was chosen: Resolved, That the commission manager plan is the best form of municipal self-government. The teams were picked. The gruelling work of collecting material, and of writing and re-writing speeches was begun. The coaches, Miss Paugh, Miss De Lay, Miss Skinner, Miss Pilkington, and Miss Bollinger, worked as long and faithfully as the debaters and finally on February 20, two ex- cellently drilled teams presented themselves for the contest with Fort Scott. The affirmative team Harriett DeWolt'e, Hal Hyler, and Grayce Gray went to Fort Scott accompanied by Miss Paugh. The debate there was a spirited affair and was thoroughly enjoyed. Parsons lost by a 3 to 0 vote, but the negative team, Louise Smith, Ruth Wharton, and Irene Nagle defeated Fort Scott's affirmative by a two to one vote. Parsons thus was eliminated by score, but Parsons feels that she is truly on the map as far as debate is concerned. It is sincerely hoped that next year Parsons will win in the league debates. XVith the material she had out in Pro and Con, there is no reason why she should not win. Harriett DeWolfe '23. L e eeq Twente 'mfee FHRSONIHN Enrlamatnrg Qinntrat On Tuesday, January 20, 1923, a declamatory contest was held at Fort Scott. This was the first contest among the schools belonging to the South- eastern High School Association. There were seven schools represented: Chanute, Fort Scott, Columbus, Cherokee, Pittsburg, Iola, and Par- sons. Parsons was represented by Dorothy Dan- forth. Miss Danforth read Mammy Liza Tells The Chilluns The Story of Mr. Adam and Miss Evef' Miss Danforth's selection was splendidly given and showed excellent impersonation. While all the readings showed careful study and were well given, Chanute proved to be the winner and received the silver loving cup. Cha- P nute was represented by Dorothy MacLary who DOROTHY DANFORTH read Mrs, Mavor's Story? It was a very diffi- cult selection and the interpretation was very good. Although Parsons did not win the decision of the judges, she was proud of her representative and is no less enthusiastic for the contest' next year. The high school has not taken part in declamation since 1913, and we feel that Parsons made a splendid showing for the first time after so many years. Next year, with the experience that the school has gained from the contest, we hope that Parsons will come away with the colors flying. The judges for the contest were the coaches of each town represented. Miss Dorothy McPherson was the Parsons coach. Irene M. Nagle '23. tlbratnrial Glnntvat Fort Scott, Pittsburg, Columbus, Chanute, and Parsons were represented in the first annual oratorial contest of the Southeastern Kansas High School Association, which was held in Parsons, -- - February 6. The orations upon the subj ect True Citizenshipf' proved to be interesting, as well as educational and patriotic. Fort Scott carried off first placeg Chanute and Columbus tied for secondg Parsons won third place. Cecil Tower, the Parsons contes- tant, deserves much praise for his creditable showing. The content of his oration was excep- tionally fine, and he had developed a very effec- tive style of delivery. The high standards of the orations was shown in the five grades, there be- ing but five points difference in the five grades. . , Unusual ability was shown in the oration giv- en b Dudle VV iteside of Fort Scott who won CECIL TOWER first Lace' y The judges who were the coaches of the con- testants were: Miss Hoover, Fort Scottg Miss Mc- Pherson, Parsonsg Mr. Todd, Chanute, Mr. Hutchman, Pittsburgg Mr. Holmes, Columbus. Magdaline Murry '23. j 6 865 Tweqli T6fee, an---4 I it it l .e , w Ml 1 'a . Ht 'il 1 rn. . M. N . .. i -.- Efhr ilhpnrter THE REPORTER, the high school paper, has only been in operation for a year and a half, yet during this short time it has made a great deal 'L 1 f- . , -4 fu--. M' cr f-.6 is if-iam as 4 WW. if it W H J :ft 2' I .3 .1 Y . .tt V I, Q li tr 5 ' 1 l t I 6 ., . 5 il l .L l E if lt ll f it if 1 H fs j. .v i E K L. of progress. This year the journalism class, in conjunction with the printing department, has carried on the work of publication. At the beginning of the fall term, an editorial staff was elected. The V journalism class was divided into the news and business departments. The news department collected and assimilated news articles and editorials, the business department supervised the advertising and circulating. The staff proved very competent, and although comparatively few had had any previous experience, THEREPORTER gained its reputation for being one of the prominent papers among high schools. On the staff were: Myles Pember, editor in chief, Irene Nagle, news editor, Francis Murphy, ig, sport, Maxine Dannenbaum, exchange, Ruth Wharton, jokes, Theron '1 Starnes, business manager, Eldon Blair, advertising, Ray Martin, circula- 1. tion. it In addition to issuing the regular editions, the class edited a special -l twelve-page Christmas number which elicited much approval. At the begnning of the mid-year term, a new stafl' was elected. The I work was carried on under the new management much the same way as pl the previous semester. The staff consisted of: Jessie Tucker, editor in 'W chief, Helen Quinlan, news editor, Myles Pember, sport, Veda Thomas, ex- tg change, Harry Randall, jokes, Gaylord Hinthorn, business manager, Joe iv Ledbetter, advertising, Bessie Larery, circulation. THE REPORTER has received many favorable comments in the other g school publications, which have reached the exchange editor. The paper .tt has endeavored to maintain the high standard of achievements which is i expected from the Parsons High School. In maintaining this standard the ' journalism class wish to give sincere acknowledgment to their instructors, . E. Ellfarner, journalism, and L. R. Divilbiss, printing, for their immeasur- able elp. j THE REPORTER has had a good beginning and the staffs wish H success to those of next year who will carry on the work. 5, Jessie Tucker '23. I ,F---3 . i 'fr - -ef. X 1 5,66 J' if Q f' ee. A N47-.3-t'9L55l5.5i'6M -aD51'iHZ'f Q4 l H mlh wr t ix l D gtrzrgg,-imAv -. J., ,,,. 213161: ilbl ,abr f I--M-.-qu? 1. J ,I. Pwr-ur PHRSONIHN ,, , 77, W.-. .-. ., uymwsnnfmniu Qrucymnschmlnnzn ' -in one 3 1 -Msn Y , Y, ,, ,. I i , , , ,, 'iijiiz W ' ' ' S gihsoni. iis'isss,:5xY1AiifisEsWM'- ' I ' V M ' Humana -F PUSH THE ANNUAL SUD!! CAIVASS TOWIl Ill AT- TI1 10 SIU. PAISGIIAI Psslhdsaihw Iliad sf FIIHH' tlsvhiffsa!olAA5yiulllk cm-anna-un-u Tho Sanion srs :rut-ly In nnld of runny to Vublilh their annual. and havs dacidad to unvsas l-in nirlhanls- Tha shldanh havs oithacr fM'B9WUn or dofn't earn, whkh has rllulood in chapooraalag l-lowevonthe sarv inrlafadettminodtnpntmlt the anumlsndnuzhthegos-l ofslx lmndrwl oonisl. paid lor. :musing m ua human mag: of tha annual. lix hiandrad rnuathe sold and the manly mrusd sn. The prion of ths'hnnu.sls la only nm each: Lbllsru lasllxedfrnnllhesskof six hllndsld will hs only WW. Thi amount i half thlnecss- surysruountwput out the hook. Thanllolthemofwy mustbs oorllsend in the lnllnwing ways: Sonior dino, concessions at sth- lstk eonzesu, and avi'-Mppsr which willlnhnld in thesuditar- lun of tho school tornorrvw Wridayl night. The many for the snnual must hs dlposihsrl in the bank hnfun lbs contract for the sn- nnaliht. Ths time limitis this wssk soil. bnhoovn oven' linden! ol the school to ull: np the sit- nltliu. Wlthoiltan annull,t.ha school ysaroouldnotho oalleds sueesu. It hashaonsaidmauy limambutwil have to hs said nlnymaa dns, that the an- nnslis s school slair and not alunlfllhassniora. Should tho merchant orstu- dsnt forsat his patriotism and loohmllylt the Wnpmidun for vslnsrsewlvsdmventhon haun salthaths willhofullyoompsn- Bti. Evary annual which has hssumblihad has boan worth may tiznsl thopriea nf ibelf. And rsrrnmhar that ohh ysafs annual B in he tho hlggast and hltthst has Sill hosu Pllb- lid. KAGICAI. IIIIAICII lllll ll! Isis sflh Uahwssisll KD-ishi Friday, January Sth, the Bi- dHiealBllnh Clubhold thoir laqnkr rnaatinl. Birds won tbl lnbiletnltba My and VU! manyiuhusadng idssnmnpn- smiad. Lyman Kirk san an iltarsdnliilsshothenumba ith! MIB. Hs nil il swf! llkh .ami mme of rn-sm wsnb ehnls two birds all lhs dllslmtspseiss af lvlrds would lihsdild. las X fu L Il. S. lr, Koouta'a Shorthand lll Ci raosntly Wlillind s club which will hlndorth be known lst'hsE.T.C.eluh. Aldd party waahaldatthaflrstmoatingsnd guy slsildish pmol wan allud- Ths elah'a purpossilosnur hhthwilholthneliandln hlnawnlnlvllin thi andy. 'hsehhludgush twosmsll dlzssfsty pins joined wth a . . CLASS UF '22 IMIIIOII Jolly lsapat laid at lh Fan by Ld Ysar's Ssahn Tho clan of WE. alumni ni Parsons High Schoolmel si lbs Faye Hose! hasadsy, Dooombar 15, for s mmm and a n-union while ms-ny of the class memben wushomefrosa collszs for tha Chrhtmas vacation. lil la:-garat Nswkon. now of of Columbia. ld.. wharu aha is stlnnding nn umvn-any, pmvad herself sri sosompliahod toast mistress. Ill Velma Seward gavs tho fin! imst-s wsleoma home for clwao sbtsndlng collage. Othsr spaalmrl wan lin llfl- drnd labllr. Gaorln Weir, Hal'- okl Hicks. and Joh England, pnsidsnt of tho clssa Several sxormporanoous apssahoa which sddld to lho mtrrllnwnt M the guests. lollowsd tho hasta. Albert llnnnehs favs several selections wx tbl Vhno. liao Lucilln Prines, class sponsor, was pnasntand -ne gm 1 an as school :mu which was thorough' ly snjoyad. It was dscidod to make than reunions annual af- fairs. J oo Ledhottnr beuamascqusint- ed with an eighth glade girl Tues- day. Wodnssdsy we saw him go lngw the show with hdr. Hein s fast worker, all Yilht. FAI!!! IDS!! A'l' VIIIIIIU-ll 'hill Pray! Tsa FUI lsr is Pans! Stl! Parsons want down to defeat in the lim gsma of tha season which was played st Winfield. Allhonllh it was only a practlcn irunmitwaaaveryfsstono. Ths showing of tha Parsons boys in this game gives much promiss of s winning mm in mls rafular mason. Tha absonce of Bill Martin lswniihelinlup was one ol the grasses! handicaps to the Par- lilll fhlln. Tha-lineup fordn game was as follows: Sunbnr and SIWUT.. forwards: llclillsn, center: Riehtts and Crandall, guards? and Donnsly was put in at cents: st thstlginning of the second qusner. , hiss i s His rn! numb-n of :lu Phila Club hikodto Green's lsrln Sat- urday .lanusry 6. Amr Mr. Anderson had dsmonslralod hw nz build a fire, the studmb lathsrsd around the fin be mast wieners and marshmallows. Ghost swries wan wld lsts in tha evening no the smussmmt of msuy and to tho misery of sfew. Each one of tha hiksrs raporh having a very delightful tims. 0lA1'l0l TIYWTS HUD Cad Tour as lssnasll P. ll. S. B oydlsa Tryouts for eration wen held January lth. Ths sullllct for no as-an vw me cmun- ahlp. Only thine boys tried mst: Cecil Town, Elinor Bonismsn, and Tom Harrlngwn. All the rposnhos were good, but Cacil Tawnr won ou dslivlfl and on his orwsnhatinn ol malad-al. 'h-youu for annum will be mid Friday, January iz. 'nn subjoet for dselsmstlml is loft w tho student for choice. lti til hs hound that Lhsrawill has mon represontstiva number ol nomar snla ln um tryout than shag wen ln :ho mation rrywf- Ihllaa Dah las Ilia The Philnl Club bald thai nl- ular meeting Wsdnssday, Janua- ry Std. Afhsr Ruth Wharton was initlstsd plans wars made for s hiss whishmok plaoum January Sth. Following the buslusas sowlon pisno solos were played by Inns Fordyce and Ruth Whu-ian. The most intersting :rt of tha mob ing was that whm followod whoa ur. Anon-nn me of su nw- iernoes hoglnnlns with the tuna when he enmfsd the trslniur camp until the sud ol ths war. Tha talk wss hssrdly aprprscxst- ed by all of than prsssnt. Get a Visvlon for Yo'u,rself By F. 4. LOVAN Gotsviionfor yourqalfiathaslogsn thatlwould suggest forths Paraonslligh Sohoolpupll for1M3. Anisesofmaznodssdsualwillsttraetanlyths Yousnhomsnmsgnatl,and jsstasaataal nmgnstwillsttraet onlyths thlngswhiehhawaualhniiyforlhuymsneonsuutly dnwlngsoyosl- selvsathlnysthstrqwndouyourthouhisandidsals. Whaocvsryvslong !or,whaUlYarbhllidealorvhlollh,ymkihosdldtnwsrdanditisatU'aM- lugitsalhinidn. nroduchofirouoro. Haw inportantitiato havotba right kind Ol yuynlwhosa mlndis nxsdosphmusmlymnvimpmotho plus when of- fortlsootnqulssdsnd whsroidsals sn low. But take fha boy or gh-l whossdssinlssollimpmvomontsndwawhhixn frsvltsts tolhs snvlron- nlsnhthstwillluhapoilbloths rsallastionof hlsvision. lawsll apolsss truthwhouhsssid: yisinu. Wssssths 'l hathingwalon:lor,l.hstwesrs Foruuatransoon sntmorneutf' Tlnnaw yaarahouldgivoyousviaion ol your visiouahouldhavsyourflrmholisfandshouldbahackadnpwlthan honslt pllrpmlwdnymlrvafy hdt., adlsnd-ln-sarnest hz make yourviinn nal, Rlrnemhsrthatthalimitofyontlaithluyourvisiurnandlnyoursslfi tbsllmitnlyoursshidnmafllt. Cousvantsciivitylsonsolthsbsstmsthodshywhiehsrisionuuha nslisad. pa-nbuua me um Sonzsonlhaslsldlhltolmsltnt aeivltyh your Iiaidnlqnluvor soswarsthnsssdofsuoesssinlortile soll-uhsncontinuod oflon gsncatas lifn. develops growth and snshlssjou to :asp hsrvsst. Yaucankhopslnsnloythsharvsstwithoutlrstlshorlnglnths hold and youesuuot plnekthsfruitsofyoor me sud native shllity without musbantsndardulcultivstlon. Inwwlngthonsdofnoosudzareknopzofansd -die mas' out hthsaoooposd drus-tho wlndandwssthsranslwayaouths aids of sfthsdilipntsoasdyworksr. Q e eeq Tweqfi 'mfee DEFEATED I-T. SCOTI' Bill! TIA! ODIPLITIZLY MIT. CLABII VISFNIS Gals Gan Osly Far Pi-I Fl! li- slaa as hnan Drsvn Any Inn Osssssi ldy parm- High sum: defoatsd the Fort Scott High School ham on Friday, January oth, in s fur. and iniarsstirm' uma. by a more of 'H-9. The horns ham buried immed- laoely to sconand nn away from the visitors in tha Lhitd qnsrtsr. Stulhar, iittls hut mighty, was star for fluehoma tssxn, msklng ulns INT! and four free throrwl. Smoot sud Donnolly fought hard hut were not so fonunah ln halkot-shooting as thsir ham- rnah. Tha wards, Rlcksns and Crandall plsysd s splsndid game and vary hw of tho enemy pano- Ulhd ths stonlwsll dsfenlethst Parsons High prasautad. TM Buy Scouts of llr. Rey- nold's trwp lost in lr. Johnsorfs mop by s soon of 3-l. - 'rm llnfup: smbsf, Pg Smwhlg Tsllly. Pi Collins. F: Donnolly,Cg Pridaaux, C: Rick- ENI. G: CrandalI,G, lcllillen, TEACIIIII' CIIRISTIAS IMT! Gul Papa is Furan of Sdn lil Wai lafsra Chi Tho Parsons taaehsrs gave their annual Chritmal party in tho gymnasium of nu high school loudly. Das. 18th. Tiny had ss their gunna. chair husbands or wives, iss the esac mightbel and dl msmhan or tho school hoard and thlir wives. A lnanly six o'elo:k dlanor proossdod tha pro- gram, which was as follows: Plano S010 .... Rlllllnl nf Spring lil Albeth Chlfry Talk...-, Tinaal and Sailing Wax Ira. W. L. Kosher Tsaehsrs' Chorus, lah To You 1blThs Shmgy Shoo Reading .........,...,.,... A lAdy'l Chrishnas Present lil Form Sipas ,E ..,. lly llmsry for You . . A. lslkay Cornet ln. I-1. c. mu, dm-lm Talk. ......... .Poaun Huudng llr. lavan. Dsnoa ......... Tha Punch Baby lil lation Fralisr Altar tho program. Bouts Claus as-rind to dhtrlbuea cha dh! whhh wus on tho :ally dsehd Chriimal isis. Tha pmseah eauasdmndx marrlmsnl. for aaeh M sulns lschl sig- sifluaeo or ish anaobrl to lt. Tho Wuhan jack:-sd l was tha moat nsuoasdul sllalr of lb kind our flvsu-ln Parsons. 'lm Thy lad Ginn llss Pllkhmon, la Gsrsst. lisa llumyhny. ln Chsnuhs. Ili Van Nsstgin BionxClty. liallorrls. ln Oklahoma City lisa loPherlon, in Champa. li. Andsrssn, in Bnchslrl. Ns. hflah. and llanhausn. Kansas Clarsnoalsrdn, athlotls star of Parsons .High School, ls vsry ill athh hams. His illnt h inflsmxusfary-rhsumstlsrn. -. E 7 '-:i 5. T Paasowmm FIRST ROVV: JARBOE, MR. DIVILRISS, BOBBY TUCKER, HOVVELL, DALRYMPLE, VVALKER. SECOND ROW: BARNES, KLAGG, HUTCHESON, PATTON, PETERSON JONES. THIRD ROW: EMERY, DOUGHMAN, LEDBETTER, DAVIS, SAGQ JAMES. Hnraiiunal igriniing Gllawa One of the youngest and most promising classes is that of the voca- tional printers. As all well regulated printing offices must have a '5devi1, likewise it should have an angel. Bobby Tucker, editor of The Reporter, has been olllcially adopted for the latter, while Mr. Divilbiss says most any member of the force will answer for the forlner. The department of printing is one of the most completely equipped in the west, and the product-both in quality and quantity-has occasioned much comlnent. i e eeq Tweqfi Free CLASS ROOM AND COMPOSING ROOM PRESS ROOM AND BINDERY. Q e eeq Tweqffi 'r6fee, .p.,....,..,7.e..' if . 1.---, --.. gn-in 'r' ' rw- S' ' Paasomam Girls' Athlrtir Glluh PRESIDENT ....,.,,,,,,,..., ...,...... A lmeda Powell VICE PRESIDENT .......... .......... L ouise Smith SECRETARY ........... ........... L eota VVheeles TREASURER .......... ......... H elena Stevens CHEER LEADER ........ ................. R uth Walton SPONSOR ............................................................ Mrs. Jessie Stugard CLASS REPRESENTATIVES. Senior .......... ........................................................ P auline Atkins Junior ,,,,,,,..,.... ............ C leo Nelson Sophomore ....... ............ I rene Doyle Freshmen .......... ......... R uth McCray Sub-Freshmen ................................................................ Josephine Lee Senate ............................................................................ Dorothy Young The Giry' Athletic Club, which is under the direction of Mrs. Jessie M. Stugard,.is the newest gir1s', club' organized in the high school. The purpose of- this club is to encourage girls' athletics in the school and also to boost boys' athletics. Very few high schools in this state have such an organization. This puts Parsons High School in the lead. Early in the school year a membership campaign was started. In less than a week the campaign ended with two hundred fifty members. Twenty-five cents was the membersghi fee. To celebrate the closing of the drive a Tacky Party was given Halllbween week. During each season interscholastic tourna- ments were played and a silver loving cup was awarded to the winning team. A point system was used during the year. Many girls are eligible to the numerals which will be presented at the close of school. The athletics sponsored by the club are hockey, basketball, volleyball, baseball, tennis, and swimming. The members were made to check the sports they intended to take part in at the time they joined. This club is one of the most active of the school. There are great hopes for its prog- ress in the future. . '. Almeda Powell '24. ua wen E 8 .TA Ju, . FHRSONIHN E E RH L , i 6 ECI, Tweqfi 'mfeg FHRSONIHN Uhr Alumni The Alumni of Parsons High School began in the year 1881g Mrs. S. M. Gregg was the only graduate of that year. The following is an account . of the schools attended and the whereabouts of the class of '22, KANSAS AGRICULTURE SCHOOL Margery Dryden Jess Smith Edith Hassinger George Weer 1 Russell Pulcher Lois Richards Lewis Richards Ralph Maus KANSAS UNIVERSITY ' John England Naomi MacLaren Eleanor Nash Ian MacLaren 9 Robert Wharton Harold Hicks Helen Ramsey . SPRINGFIELD, MISSOURI SCHOOL , ' 'Mary Brady James Bussinger ' j ' PITTSBURGA NORMAL If f Mildred Matsler Hazel Tower KANSAS CITY UNIVERSITY Forest Smith Velma Lewis Hilda Everett I OTHER SCHOOLS Bertha McClain ...................................... ........................ N . U. Myra Parks .......................................... Kansas State Normal Earl Karner .................................... Western Dental College 1 IN AND ABOUT PARSONS Leona Clemens Dorothea Doyle Francis C1u'rigan - Bernadine Jenkins Lorna Ellis Lloyd Jones Ruth Jones Alphretta Meritt Naomi Kerr De Arcy Mundon Madeline Ledhetter Nadine Arnold Gertrude Lemon Albert Munneke Kenneth McDonald Julia Potts Blanche Milks Lucille Ryburn Velma Soward Rosalie Test Lucille Watts Agnes'O'Brien Frank Wilton Leona Ray Helen Shellman Riges Corresta Woodmansee Voila Kendall McMurray Minnie Workman Irene Bolds Frances Peterson Cozette Brovm Opal Johnson Gene Bailey Edie Dickerman IN VARIOUS PLACES Mary O'Hara .......................................... Fort Worth, Texas Alice Cheatham ...................................... Beaumount, Texas Beulah Atteberry ..................... ............. Al tamont, Kansas gl ' y Florence Peters Mathews ...................... El Dorado, Kansas A -31' Audrey Hoover ..................... ......... S outh Mound, Kansas I it William Gillette ................ ......... 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Q f -'-'-'-PP..':','4'.'!:':: ' 351715 ' ' Q W .-:-ziizzzffffaagf',e'f. 7 .zi::Q'1z' QQ f f area:-15345:-:f1'i,::' Ag-rf!! f A -.-I---'.3.-2-Q'1:2'1-' .1'-253: , xx 1 f '5:E::' 5, 555513 , 1 7 , ' 1 ft? 53217, - r' xx ' ' xwggnnw X 2559, f, 1 X ,A 1 E p5',:',Zp,' HN - N -4 1 L V tafutf. X f- g ,,.1,. - I X N : st-,',,'Q xl X N X 1 E 'fra' , AN 1' K , 3 34 2 E E ll T ,, E 2 . F , H G . E i ,3:: ,, E - E navy:-. ' , , ,. . Q e eerj Tweqfi T6fee. Uundrh-qkummuh. PHRSONIHN COACH GEORGE E. WELLSA n e e ry Tweofq Tfyree PHRSONIHN 61112 Glaptaina FRANK DONNELLY '24 CAPTAIN-ELECT Donnie,' stars as a hard lighting tackle. Two years of experience has moulded him into an expert football man. As a mainstay in the team of ,22, Donnie has earned the eaptaincy for the Parsons eleven of ,23. HAROLD RICKETT S ,24 CAPTAIN XVhat's the matter with 'Bailey?' He's all right. And so he has been for three strenuous seasons of football. XX'ith a Hash of speed and nervy as they make 'em, Bailey improved with every game. Q 6 C fj Tweqfi 'f6fee PHRSONIHN CLARENCE MARTIN '23 'Bill, Parsons' three year man, played his usually fine game at halfback. When a gain was made the crowd screeched, That was No. 12, and the students knew that Bill was the hero. FOSTER SLY ,23 Grimfaced, determined, steely, character- exhibited his skill and ability in directing the ball so efficiently that a thousand rahs aren't too much for Paucky. ROBERT CRANDALL '23 Bob, although playing his first year of football, was able to hold down the center posi- tion all season. Bob is small and very light, but the opposing teams soon discovered that Parsons had one of the hardest fighting centers in the league. VERNON ROSENTHAL ,23 Rosie, more commonly known as Touch- down Rosie in the football season, played a great game this year. The alert halfback is al- so a noted line plunger and a good interference man. g C C Q Twenty 'r6fee ized Parsons' three year quarterback. Paucky PHRSONIFJN WARREN SMOOT '24 Bill played both tackle and end this year. He was an effective man at end because of the ability to reach long passes. On the de- fense he was a valuable fighter. MYLES PEMBER '23 Always ready, up and onward, typifies My- les, the Parsons' fighting end. As a receiver of passes, Pember developed into an Artful Dod- ger that surprised and way-laid the enemy. BERT CRANDALL '24 Muchie played right end-and played it with all the light and determination becoming his fiery locks. The team missed him when sickness made it impossible for Muchie to play. TOM COCKRELL '23 Although small and light, Tom played most of the season at fullback. The famous Parsons aerial passes were carried by Tom. Cockrell also possesses an educated toe. 1 e e q Tweqii Thee hard work playing tackle and guard positions, when the occasion demanded. Fred is light of weight but mighty in handling his positions. Parsons found a new guard when Marion came out to play. It was Wheat's first season, but the Blue and Orange discovered that the new warrior was an ardent battler for vic- lories. PHRSONIHN ROBERT DIAL '24 Robert forced his way through the ene- mies line with a terrific earnestness. Besides being a good sport and a hard worker, he made a name for Parsons by his ability to play the part of tackle. FRED VVARREN '24 I Fred won his way to the Parsons initial bv RAYMOND MARTIN '23 Ray played the end position. Hard work enabled him to overcome his inexperience, and made him a creditable showing for a first year man. MARION VVHEAT '23 . i e e o Tweofq T6ree PHRSONIHN MIKE XVILKERSON Never say die is the motto that Mike represents. Although tplaying for several years, Mike was unable to make the team on account of his weight. However the team of '23 hails Mike as a future star. Olhvvr Wllvahvra CAKE MAYLEN RUTH WALTON GAME SCHEDULE September 24-Parsons at Cherryvale .................. . September 30-Parsons at Inclepenflence ................... . October 6-Pittsburg Normal High at Parsons ......... October 19-Parsons at Pittsburg High ...................... October 21-Parsons at Pryor, Oklahoma ....,....... October 27-Parsons at Yates Center ..,....... November November November November November 3-Moran at Parsons ..,...........r. ll-Cotfeyville at Parsons .......... 17-Parsons at Chanute ....................... 24-Pittsburg High at Parsons .,..,,... 30- Fort Scott at Parsons ....,........ , i e wa Tweofq T6ree HAPPY MODLIN Parsons Opponents 6 13 ......l.l8 25 ...,,.,,48 8 6 14 6 57 0 17 ,....,t2l 0 ll 0 0 17 U 33 3 20 E M R Ii R P SLY, w VVIiI.l,S CH COA ROVV: C. MARTIN, SMOOT, FIRST ICKETTS. , CAPTAIN R IJALL ,. B. CHAN CRANIJALI ,R. N IQLLY, XVARRE DUNN XVILKERSON, 1 MARTIN ROW: R. SECOND 7 IN MART ICH, E. OODR G IODNIGHT, LEVVIS, OAIJ, GI C EALY, H IJ RONV: RILEY, WIIJVP, R THI I 1 I I-I .J I-Y-I D-I M U C LI Vi ' n'gi1'ivgW?'W-?',s:m2.-'Q . ,ls-,., -r ,J if--. Y PHRSONIGN Illnuthatt Another football season has gone by for the Parsons High School. Although there were not many victories for the Parsons' warriors, it should be said that they had a successful season. lnexperience and small- ness of the players were the main handicaps of the team, but this does not mean that they could not fight. Although they had to take the small end of the score in most of the games, the opponents, score was not much larger. Football has only been played in the Parsons High School for the past three seasons. Coach VVells has been our athletic director for the last two years. Beginning with comparatively inexperienced men, he has built up a team that has put Parsons on the football map. This season he had less material and lighter men than any other teams in this district, yet he built a team that could hold those older and heavier teams to very small scores and could overwhelm any team near its size. Too much credit cannot be given Coach Wells by the Parsons High School. The team played its best game of the season against Moran, Parsons winning 21 to 7. lt was the only defeat of the fast Moran team during the season. In this game the home warriors showed a wonderful defense and a splendid aerial attack. Although the line was considerably out weighed. they never failed to stop Moranis line bucks. Another game in which the team made a good showing was on Armistice Day against the heavy Coffeyville team. Coffeyville had one of the heaviest lines in the state, averaging almost 200 pounds. The home team was able to battle them to a 0 to 0 score. lt goes to show that it is the fighting spirit which counts. In the backfield there were Sly, Rosenthal, Ccokrell, and Martin of whom Parsons could boast as fast, shifty, ball-luggers that were a menace to all the opposing teams. ln the line Captain Ricketts, Smoot, Donnelly, NVarren, R. Crandall, B. Crandall, XVheat, Dial, R. Martin, and Pember displayed their old battling spirit well becoming the Blue and Orange. All of them had that 'tNever say die faith, which made a line to be feared at all times. No high school can have a successful team unless there is a second team to whip them into shape. Parsons has been very fortunate in having such a squad of men that have been willing to perform their duty. They came out regularly and worked hard and from these men Parsons High will get her next yearls football team. For the backfield there will be NVilkerson, Coad, XVidup, and Headly from which to choose. All of them are capalile men. For the line there are Riley, Goodnight, E. Martin, Goodrich and Lewis. lf these men play as well on the team next year as they did this year against K. S. M. A., Parsons will surely capture the championship of Southeastern Kansas. Clarence Martin 323. i e 625 Tweofit 'ffyfee PHRSONIHN FRANK DONNELLY ,24 CAPTAIN Donnie led the Parsons quintet through a glorious season, ending in a tie for League cham- pionship with Fort Scott. Being possessed with the rare ability to play any position on the team, Donnie featured as handy ma11 in case of emergency. Q GAME SCHEDULE. December 27 Parsons at XVinfield. January 5 Fort Scott at Parsons Parsons Opponents 26 39 January 12 Parsons at Pittsburg .,..,e, .,...,. I forfeit January 13 Parsons at Chanute ......,..,.. ........... 2 6 19 January 18 Columbus at Parsons ,,,.,.,.,..,......s... .,l..... 2 fi 6 January 22 Parsons at Cherokee ...t.,...............,........ ........ 3 2 25 January 26 Pittsburg Normal High at Parsons ....... ....e,.. 2 1 19 February 1 Parsons at Fort Scott ...,.t..i...,............... ........ 3 8 39 February 2 Parsons at Frontenac .c.,...........c........, ........ 2 4 34 February 8 Pittsburg at Parsons .,..,... ....... 1 7 23 February 15 Parsons at Columbus .c..... ....... 1 7 20 February 16 Chanute at Parsons ...,.... . ....... 20 13 February 22 Frontenac at Parsons .,.,.,...,.......... ...,.,. 1 3 24 February 23 Cherokee at Parsons .......,.....cc,.,,....... ....... 3 4 12 March 1 Parsons at Pittsburg Normal High ........ ....,.. 3 0 16 March 2 Douglas at Parsons ....,.,,..,.,.,..........,..... .,..... 2 6 12 March 3 Douglas at Parsons ,.,.........,......... ...... 2 2 13 March 8 Parsons at Pittsburg .,.c..... .,.... 1 5 26 i e CCT, Tweqfi 'mfee 'J -' 4 CARL STEUBER '24 All hail the basket snatcher! Stub has an enviable record in P. H. S. It's on with the PHRSONIHN CLARENCE MARTIN '23 What Parsons might have done remains but an ideal. How 6'Bill could have helped us is a known fact. Bill was captain of the team in '21 and valuable guard in '20, '21, and '22. He could not play this season for injuries received late in the football season. game every minute of the time with Stub. He's a great player with sure and steady aim. HAROLD RICKETTS '24 This is Bailey, the whole-hearted, grinning, earnest, fighting, Plarsons' guard. The second year of basketball finds Bailey playing harder than ever with more of that winning spirit which helped the Blue and Orange throughout the SGEISOII. VVARREN SMOOT '24 Toss her in, 'Bill,' make a pretty one. And so he did many 'n many a time while the rooters roared for more. Two years experience coupled with speed and an accurate mark are Smoot's outstanding qualities. i e eeq Tweqii T6fee W 3. PHRSONIFDN GLEN PRIDEAUX '23 The Parsons, machine was greatly strength- ened by Glen's scientific playing. Prideaux's cool, keen, and active work made for him a name i11 P. H. S.'s athletic history of the distinguished star basketball men. BERT CRANDALL '24 The Blue and Orange can go to battle with light heart next year as far as the guard position is concerned, if Muchie is there. Muchie played the game as only a true wearer and up- holder of the colors could. GERALD TALLEY '24 Ziz-z-z boom, Parsons fights, fights, fights! This is the coming forward who fights. Being small and light does not hinder Gerald from push- ing onward to gain glory for the team. WILLIAM McMILLAN ,25 This was Kansas Cityisn first season with the Parsons' quintet. There is that skill and erractness about Bil1's', playing which signals him a shining idol for the coming years. Hurray for our side! ' 1 e eerj Tweqii T6fee, FHRSONIHN Ellrmahmrn Snphnmnrr Ulvam HARRIS WATSON BLAIR BOWSER SMITH LAMPSON MRS STUGARD DOYLE MOORE LAISURE CALDWELL DAVIS lgnrkrg Hockey, one of the most popular sports for girls, made its way into P. H. S. for the first time this year. It was introduced by Mrs. Jessie Stugard, Physical-Training director. Over fifty girls made their appear- ance at the first try-out. After three Weeks of practice the inter-class tourna- ment Was held. The Freshmen-Sophomore team was victorious. After the tournament two Varsity teams were chosen. These two teams played the preliminary at the Pittsburg-Parsons football game. Through the coaching and training of Mrs. Stugard, the girls showed ex- ceptional skill in planning the tournament and the varsity game. Varsity Team: Irene Doyle, Harriett DeWolfe, Edith Makemson, Fae Scott, Irene Fordyce, Eileen VVirth, Bessie VVatson, Helen Quinlan, Pauline Atkins, Almeda Powell, Leota Wheeles, Elizabeth Lampson, Marguerite Irby, Jennie Mae Mullins, Martha Kanaga, Lucille Smith, Elizabeth Bow- ser, Mildred Blair, Ruby Moore, Dorothy Young, Georgia Long. Senior Team: Harriett DeWolfe, Captain, Fae Scott, Edith Makem- son, Louise Smith, Eileen Wirth, Bessie VVatson, Helen Quinlan, Vesta Maynard, Irene Fordyce, Hilda Lanham, Mary XVarren, Pauline Atkins. Junior Team: Dorothy Young, Captain, Almeda Powell, Helena Stev- ens, Leota Wheeles, Genevieve Lampson, Marguerite Irby, Jennie Mae Mullins, Martha Kanaga, Dorothy Sourbeer, Harriet Rench, Georgia Long. Louise Smith '23. i e, ceq Tweqfft mfee PHRSONIHN Svnphnmnrr Ziaakvthall Gram BAHRICK LAMPSON PBOCTOB BUSSINGEB MBS. STUGABD CAPTAIN BOVVSEB OLSON DOYLE Girls' igaakrihall The usual high school spirit for athletics has been shown by the girls basketball teams this year. Much credit is due Mrs. Stugard. physical director for girls. Forty basketeers 111ade their appearance at the first practice and played steadily throughout the season. This is the first year that the girls have not had interscholastic basket- ball, but the inter-class tournament proved a good substitute. The first game in the tournament was between the sub-freshies and sophs. resulting in a victory for the latter 12 to 0. The second game on March 7, played by the junior and senior teams, proved the seniors vic- torious by a score of 12 to 8. A hard fight ensued in the semi-finals. The game ended in a close score of 11 to 9, the sophs claiming glory from the senior team this time. The finals were played on March 14. Excitement was at a high pitch when the whistle blew leaving the score 19 to 17 and the sophomores winner of the loving cup. THE VARSITY: Leota NVheeles, R. F., Lucille Smith, B. F., Louise Smith, L. F., Elizabeth Bowser, L. F., Elizabeth Lampson, C., Edith Makemson. C., Ellen Olson, S. C., Viola Bussinger, S. C., Mildred Norriek, B. G., Inez Milks, R. G., Irene Doyle, L. G., Helena Stevens. L. G., Subs, Marguerite Irby, Elizabeth Laisure. SOPHOMOBE TEAM: Captain Elizabeth Bowser, R. F., Edith Proc- ter. L. F., Elizabeth Lampson. C., Viola Bussinger, R. G., Irene Doyle, L R., Subs, Thelma Barrick, Mildred Blair, Elizabeth Chapman. Louise Smith '23. 1 g eerj Tweqii Tfyfee PHRSONIHN lgarnnna Idnninr Glnllrgr Mr. HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE are you preparing to make the most of your life? ' Opportunities lie about you like the roses of May. Are you preparing yourself to pluck the roses rather than the thorns? 1 A HIGHER EDUCATION is the watchword of the times. The passing gen- eration was educated in the common school, the present ,genera- tion in the high school. To compete on a basis of equality with the maturing generationg you will need a college education. To meet this demand of the times Junior Colleges are being estab- lished in all the wide-awake and progressive cities. PRACTICAL DEMOCRACY: In accordance with the principles of practi- cal democracy, and in order to give an equal-opportunity for every individual boy and girl to develop to his fullest ability, the Junior College of Parsons has been established and will be in full operation with the opening of thc other public schools next fall. THE JUNIOR COLLEGE oFt'ers advantages never before enjoyed by the youth of America. ATTEND JUNIOR COLLEGE and develop personality. Junior College classes are of necessity limited in size and you will receive per- sonal help and attention from your instructors. 71'Z1 of the ' recognized leaders in America today have attended college. ATTEND JUNIOR COLLEGE and receive instruction from teachers who have not only attained Masters, Degrees, but have had valuable experience. f ATTEND JUNIOR COLLEGE and save a thousand dollars or more. ATTEND JUNIOR COLLEGE and receive for your college Work credit that is recognized at the University of Kansas and wherever University of Kansas credits are recognized. ATTEND JUNIOR COLLEGE and complete those foundation subjects re- quired for all professional college courses. ABOVE ALL, ATTEND JUNIOR COLLEGE and remain amid the bless- ings of your home and friends two years longer. MATURED PEOPLE, ATTENDIJUNIOR COLLEGE and materialize those ambitions for college education. In other cities many are tak- ing advantage of this opportunity for extended college training. i 6 665 Tweqii T6fee A PHRSONIGN PROGRESSIVE CITIES ARE CONSERVING THEIR OWN RESOURCES. THE JUNIOR COLLEGE MEANS we're keeping the influence of the finest ggung men and women in Parsons two years longer than could A done if they were to go away to college. THE JUNIOR COLLEGE MEANS the spending of Parsons money in Par- sons. With a hundred students in the Junior College, this will amount to an immense sum each year. THE JUNIOR COLLEGE MEANS the development of Parsons as a cul- ' tured center. Such a town is always a home building town. 'People move to such a place for its advantages. Y N OF STUDY FOR THE FRESHMAN YEAR OF THE JUNIOR 5 - COLLEGE. H U 4 After the Erst year, the Junior College Courses will be adeguately sup- plemented with Sophomore Courses based upon the curric um of the niversity of Kansas. During the Brat year of the Junior College, foundation courses will be oilered in theqfollowlng subjects: Chemistry Spanish I Economics A History English , Mathematics . 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VVith one good slap he promptly nailed The feminine mosquito. Foster Sly: Can a person be punished for something he hasn't done? ' Of course not Miss Morris. . Foster: XVell, I haven't done my geometry. Ellis' I w-mt to know where I stand in your atfeetions. Homer . . . Juanita Nagle: Be seated. thing now Spike? Joe Ledliettcr: Doing any K , Glenn Hanes: Yes, lim kept busy all the time. Joe: Well, Iim glad to hear that: what are you doing? Glenn: Looking for a job. Maye Eller: Margaret O'Rourke is a very proper young lady. Gaylord Hinthorn: Yes, she wouldntt even accompany a man on the piano without a chaperone. Vesta Perry: I would like permission to go riding with my brother this afternoon. Miss Smith Cquicklyj : How long have you known him? Vesta: About two weeks. Father Cas the daughter came down to breakfastjz Irene, that young man of yours should be in a museum for living freaks. Irene Doyle: VVhy father, what do you mean. ' I massed through the hall last night that he Father: I noticed when I had two heads upon his shoulders! i e een Tweqii Tfpfee L i Y' , W' '11 1' ,Jf 2 A ,, X 5-:T3:Tl'f57,fX -ff: A R 1, FX if Dk K 1 5 T1 ,Ttffxs I, ,wxww 1,i.,.W-- Q, if ' if W'K1-JU.f.'N'ffJ'wi M5551 , . ---. -, - 4'.---....v--- - ...A-....,.........,...w. f f- -fm -,.-- -' ' - 1. YY , li 1 4 I H 'i ri I? , 5 f T 4. 9? X Y K A 'V-, Q-.-....-....a.a.i,...lm- ..,, Q......,c:':vJ--M -L-'f HA -' -- f- '?l'f.Tw' . M . .X , KOQYGQWD 'Tllleoii Wwree A , rs Q... x n N ,wi X .V ,f -M- A...-v..3...u-. ,. .- .L ... , 10... , .L .1....1.4..s..an-dnusqrai... F-. .W-,QVJA .1 , V... FFIRSONIHN Minister: Do you know where little boys go when they smoke? Eldon Blair: Yes, sir, but I ain't goin to give 'em away! Elsie Mae Bubb: Why didn't they play cards on Noah's Ark? Veda Thomas: Because Noah sat on the deck. Frank Cayton: I came near selling n1y shoes yesterday. Elmer Benjamin: You did! How did you come near doing it? Frank: I had 'em half-soled. Hilda Lanham: Going to have dinner anywhere tonight? Theron Starnes: Why, no, not that I know of. Hilda: Gee, you'l1 be awfully hungry by morning. 'PHYSIOLOGY Itve studied the body over, I got a hundred in my quizz, But still I confess I'm ignorant I As to where the trombone is. Mr. Lovan: My boy, do you attend a place of worship? Bailey Ricketts: I'1n on my way to her house now. Bill Martin: I'm worried. My girl's running around with that new doctor in town. I Frank Donnelly: Feed her an apple a day. Conductor: Your fare, Miss. Marguerite Maloney: Oh, thank you! Do you really think so? Miss Scott Cexplaining a problemj : Look at the board, Charles VVhite, while I run through it. Miss Bollinger: Give what you consider the most memorable date in history. Bernita Brooks: The one Anthony had with Cleopatra. Miss McPherson: Why were you late? Tom Cockrell: Class started before I got here. Dorothy Kleinhans: I call you my Bermuda onion. Allen Stewart: Yes? Dorothy: You are so big and strong. Hilda Lanham: Is Mr. Anderson satisfied with you? Louise Smith: He certainly must be. Today he said, If all my pupils were like you, I would resign tomorrow! That shows he thinks I know enough. Mrs. Ricketts: Poor Harold is so unfortunate. Caller: How's that? . Mrs. Ricketts: During the track meet he broke one of the best rec- ords they had in high school. 3.2 R e eeq Twenty Tfgee - 1, N . -. 1 - PHRSONIHN Mr. Farner: That's the fourth time you have looked at Bill Martin's paper. Maurice Merrill: Yep, but Bill is such a punk writer. CONGRATULATION TO AN EAR DOCTOR. On receiving a letter which read, '6Dear Doctor, after using one box of your salve, I heard from my brother in VVest Virginia. Miss Paugh wrote on the blackboard: The horse and the cow is in the lot. XVho can correct the sentence? Veda Bender: The lady should be mentioned first. h Harriet Doughman: You remember that pleasant iceman we used to ave? Mary Burnette: Yes. Harriet: He's gone on the stage in a stock company. Mary: Was he a success? Harriet: No, very much of a frost. Miss Pilkington asked Kenneth Workman in the winter time, what was the Latin for cold. Kenneth: Oh! I forget at this moment, although I have it at my fin- gers, ends. AN EXPLANATION BY FRANK MCCASKILL. Her lips were so near That what else could I do? You'll be angry, I fear, But her lips were so near- Well, I can't make it clear, Or explain it to you, But-her lips were so near That-what else could I do? The following argument was between Hal Hyler and Vernon Rosen- thal: Hal: Just for that I'm going to tell all I know. Vernon: Well, go on and tell all you know, that won't take long. Hal: Alright then, I'll tell them all that we both know, it won't take any longer. Tom Cockrell's idea of the Dictionary: The dictionary is a comforting book. One always can find how to spell a word if one knows how to spell it in the first place so one can find it in the dictionary. Jennie Mae Mullins: I want a dress to put on around the house. Clerk: How large is your house, madam? Fred Moake: The freshmen resemble real estate. VVayne Smith: Why? Fred: They are such a vacant lot. - Helen Miller: Oh, dear! I've lost my black bow. V Ilene Forbes: How perfectly terrible! What did he look like? y Q e eeq Twente Tfyyee x , , 3 E W 2 1 Z v 1 f 1 V , Hui U 1 rf-N N 1 ,-A J-, ,,-xi' -I ,f L ff, 1 1 , 3 5 ,fx s 'kai w,-.., ff 'N' V af '---- 1' A 1, 1 hi V? li fi i QV 'I . if 5 1 fi , 51 . pw if A N AX, ,i if f .5 'fri 1 1 gf Zi 1' V Q: 37 cg Q: 3 ii ff ' Z: 3 Y i AX I is J LN X51 f, A57 1 E1 if F 1 f 2 U W lf ,lx rr tv' Q J . ' . S 1' ,P , fy lb 7,2 24 li Y X3 1 M I , Q TE ei f 4 gl I j? W' in :V Q L. EQ ' E! li 1' ' xi If 7, 2 ' in W .Ly W is ' N MJ - 'v - f 2, xx, F-gxkfl 4 mg ,zz-If -,V ,ik F A ff , 1 S1 1 QQLZTQTN TF- 7- ,, N i ii. gf: J ?'Z ' H - -, ,, ii -1::?ig,,1 ',,A-M Y w Q iq AT, xi YW . 1 I 1,1 :iii --.. 'wg 'Y 1 ,ff A -3 Yi i , 1 Ag: ...G M K V! any J w1Mgfxij Q is 5:0 PHRSONIHN Homer Waller: What is dust? Allen Stewart: Dust is mud with the juice squeezed out of it. How are you today? asked the suniish. Oh, I can't kick, answer- ed the little tadpole. Mr. Davison had been telling the class about the rhinoceros family. Now name some thingsf' said he, that are very dangerous to get near and that have horns. Almeda Powell: Automobiles. g Miss Prince fgiving examj: Does any question bother you? Pauline Atkins: Not at all, not at all-it's the answers that bother me. Mr. McCray: That explanation is about as clear as mud. Constance VVells: VVell, it covers the ground doesn't it? Found in Arvid Berglund's American History: Everything a woman does, necessaril includes a man. A girl will Bob her hair, Arch her eyebrows, andy Adam,' fool will fall for her. This John', will take her out in his Henry to get Sam eats. The Bill comes and takes Al his Jack, and then the dis- Gus ting thing is that she laughs and thinks it is a Joe -k. We're in a pickle, said Ruth VVharton. A regular jam, said Jeanette Doughman. Heaven preserve us, exclaimed Frances Lay. Leota Wheeles: If a fairy should promise to grant you one wish, what would it be? Alice Mitchell: I'd wish to be a clock. Leota: Why? Alice: So I wouldn't have to wash my hands. WHY THEY GO TO THE STUDY HALL. Sophomore-To study. Junior-To eat and sleep. Senior-To study ways to get by without studying. e Edward Palmer: I don't know what todo with my week-end. Oley Olsen: Put your hat on it. ALGEBRA PROBLEM. A-MGirl B-Boy C-Chaperone A X B X C.-Misery A X B X B-Rivalry A X A X B-Jealousy A X B-C-,Aint love grand. Myles Pember: Women are blockheads to use so much paint. Harold Collins: But paint preserves wood, doesn't it? L 1 e e o Tweofi T6ref- O 1: qv 11 fri, - FHRSONIGN illlinnkrg -Hrrainna Qmig, y One dark and driz- :qi ' fi. ' f x..-, ' zly and dreary night, the -4- C' -fa-. . 49,73 , - , I W Q faculty of P. S. met , iffy N IH. secret session. The jfgzwfg opinions of this august Trigg set were sought .concern- 'TJMQQN mg the Darwinian The- ft if ory. The written opm- .wfwsf ions were thrown 1nto the waste paper. basket. H, ffl However, a patient re- QNMQ corder found them and Mill' ,lf has put them here that lfifyax tiff' those famous writings of yiillmw April 1 shall be known and studied by the f't' u world. F. A. Lovan: I will debate the question with any of you. If man sprung from monkey, did woman oil the springs? My wife said she did. , D. McPherson, N. Smith, M. Bollinger, Mrs. Koontz: We, the history teachers, defy the accepted authority that all living things evolve by threes. The Darwinian Theory cannot be proved by the three M's, Monkey Made Man. It is proved by the four M's,'-Maid Made a Monkey of Man. B. Porter, J. Share: Women in taking manual work confirm their relation to their ancestor, the monkey. They are eternally monkeying with the wrong tool. M. Paugh, F. Skinner, F. DeLay: The English instructors invariably answer the same way. Men think they are descended from monkeys, but it is plain that they have not as yet descended. E. F. Farner, C. Morris, L. Scott: XVe prove the theory by the follow- ing equation: A-Man, B-VVoman, C- ?, AfC, B-C, but C remains that naughty, bottom hook that has made so many monkeys of people in the divorce courts. A. Humphrey, L. Pilkington, L. Prince, M. Van Nest: We feel in- sulted when anyone dares to say we came from monkeys. Perhaps we did a long, long time ago, but the Foreign Language Department, for one is steadily working its way down the tree. VVe have formed a Magna Charta to aid us. The main provisions prohibit the biting of nails, the eating of peanuts, and the climbing of trees: three essentials in the life of any monkey. J. Koontz, C. Piatt: VVe think there is a time in every man's life when he doesn't mind being called a monkey. VVe attended a meeting of two hundred men one time. The speaker said, Every monkey gets a bottle of beer. How many monkeys are there here ? Two hundred fifty an- swered, Here! G. Wells, C. Mills, J. Stugard: Our opinion coincides with the state- ment that monkeys in one's family are preferable to bats in oneis belfry. V. Smith, M. Scott: Darwin might have changed his theory had he known the lounge lizzards and tea-hounds of today. Evolution has made the'1izzard recline gracefully on a lounge and the hounds crave only pink tea. L. R. Divilbiss, N. Anderson, W. Davison, V. Hall: We speak for the down trodden monkey as true followers of all science. We point out the sad fate of one of our friends. We went to the animal Fair. The birds Q e ceq Tweqii Thee. 'i-E Q.. .J12. A -- y 1 PHRSONIHN and beasts were there. The big baboon by the light of the moon was combing his auburn hair. The monkey, boo hoo, got drunk and fell on the elephant's trunk. The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees and what became of the monk-the monklt' H. Bartlett, C. McCray: As a polishing comparison, we say jazz music can certainly bring out the monkey shines of some students. , -The Lady With A Mop. Arvid Berglund: May I hold your Palm, Olive ?i' Fritzie Weber: Not on your Life Buoyf' Mr. Koontz: Give me some information concerning the Liberty Bell. A. O. Brown Cwith watch in handj : It will ring in just two minutes. The Painful Truth written by Vesta Perry: He spoke to me in softest tones, And leaning low above my chair, He slipped his arm around my neck I was too desperate to care. I felt his gaze upon my mouth, And-well hear the shocking truth. I tightly closed my eyes, prepared, For him to pull my aching tooth. DID YOU EVER VVONDER VVHY? Jack Maylen is a cake-eater? Harriett DeWolfe eats so many pickles? Louise Smith was so interested in the football team? Students never like tests? Space isn't anything, neither is it nothing? Ray Martin started a mustache? Bailey doesn't talk any faster than he does? Dorothy Rummel gets such big letters from Chanute? Tom Cockrell doesn't know his American History? Mr. McCray: Do you know I often wonder what I should do if I had J. P. Morgan's income. Arthur McCray: Just think what Morgan would do with your in- come, that's the question. ' Mr. Share: Why do so many women rest their chins on their hands when they are trying to think? Mr. Hall: To hold their mouths shut so that they won't disturb them- selves. Bert Crandall: I must be off. James Powers: That's what I thought when I first met you. Dorothy Rummel: What do you want with me, fstopping her carj. Cop: You were travelling at forty miles an hour. Dorothy: But I havenit been out an hour. Cop: Go ahead, then, thatis a new one on me. Josephine Wilkinson: When I graduate, I'm going to step into a job that will pay a thousand per. 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Lx C El Ei 5 1 'b 'K li It ' v m iii A X I 1 I 4' 1 1 N ll I if i , A Q. lk ff .p4 2 .-1-..vZi,,,.bg. ,:1-1.1,-RH+- N' T ' V' ' -- ' k V , , ,,-' W W , vu' T xJQy g, Y- f , ,, ,. -,, ffyvef- we C1 L 'fee A W, rvmqjf 3- ' 'Nfl N N. ,Ms ., ' A ,M-1:51QB-?f.,1fL 4'Ez,-'funn-ffA'Qf M' ,jf H D J f ,J PHRSONIHN Mr. Farner gives the following gentle advice for dunning delinquent subscribers to The Reporter: There iS a little matter that Some of our SubScriberS have Surely for- gotten entirely. Some of them have made uS many promiSeS, but have not kept them. To uS it iS a very important matter-it'S neceSSary in our buSineSS. We are very modeSt and don't like to Speak about Such remiSSneSS. A LESSON IN AGRICULTURE The wheat was shocked, The beets turned redg The corn pricked up its ears, The mockers mocked, the mint was crushed, The onions moved to tears, The tater,s eye open'd in surprise, The tickle grass was tickled, The cause of all you may surmise, The cucumber was pickled. Faye Harris: Do you like indoor sports? Willie Nipp: Yes, if they go home early. WE KNOW Irene Nagle by her talk. Jack Maylen by his walk. Dorothy Taylor by her eyes. Vernon Donaldson by his blushes. Theron Starnes by his styles. Hal Hyler by his baby stare. George Meier by his feet. .I oseph Ledbetter by his shout. Clarence Martin by his grin. Maurice Merrill by his songs. The desert by itis sheik. Oh, say, what we don't know won't hurt us. Miss McPherson: Why were the middle ages so dark. Eileen Wirth: Because there were so many knights. Thelma Pryor loaned Fritz Weber 25 cents and she made a demand for the sum. Fritzie turning peevishly from Thelma, said, Hang it. I'll pay you today in some shape or otherf' Thelma good humoredly replied: I shall be much abliged, Fritzie, but let it be as like 25 cents as you canf' Alice Martin: Mr. Piatt, do you have a picture of a red bird? Mr. Piatt: No, but I have a picture of a chicken at home. JOE BOYER'S LOVE. 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M if' ' ',:v 1: - , .5 v- . - M 1+ ., JY ll , fiwysm a- N' ' 1' , ,I jr L' ' 1 xl Yr X v Jax ' F55 W, U ' ,Sy F 57. iii! K l . 5' .f'qg-V1 5532 3,1 5 ...., mix .,. , ,, ' If hw ,FTW JV. '. V,,'i5'- V 2' ,rf fiwwmf i'M I, . W- fli21zaetfil?,2rffex wzfpgfix. , ggyfmgebg- Qs. .i.,: L e, eer, Tweqfi mfee .',2.g.ff: 'QP' - ,.... A lip' ' jf' 12 1 Vfliwglxkgxw ffl, Qi. K .. 1 -.. .-. - . ' --v-.-,yw-- -. ...-- -,- uv- 'vxvl l'4v!TP'L !P fH:F g'1rgsq-npgvgs'-:f':rfi-ry'--l:'5,':: ' PHRSONIGN Mr. Porter fstepping up to the desk in the libraryj :Have you A Cer- tain Rich Man ? . Miss Bartlettzlf I had, I wouldn't be worklng here. Mr. Davison: What,s an icicle? Eldon Thomasson: A stiff piece of water. Christine Buchanan: Dot, will you please tell me how fast we are going in this car. Dorothy Taylor: Seventy-two bumps a mile, my dear. ANALYZING THE FLAPPER. She is small-most of them are. Let us say, for sake of type, that she is a blond, with bobbed hair. Of course she suggests the word flap- per because of her immaturity, but oh! how hard she tries to appear ma- ture. Every act of hers is a studied attempt to appear older and - wicked', fto use her own wordj, which in flapper language is synonymous with interesting But she is only a little child-dressed up in her sister's clothes and mannerisms. If she were really older-well, she wouldn't be a tlapper. She is a wonderful little actress, because all girls areg and although her acting is a credit to her sex, she cannot always hide the real girl under- neath which, if she only knew it, is more wholesome and more likeable than the flapper type. But she doesn't know it. She is a flapper. Mr. Lovan: Why did you get thrown out of the glee club, Carl? Carl Larsen: For singing. Bill Martin: Why does a woman always take the name of the man she marries? Bailey Ricketts: Because it's the law, I suppose. Bill: No, they knew she would take everything else, so she might as well have that too. Vernon Donaldson: What became of that girl I used to see you in the hammock with so much? Eldon Blair: Oh! We fell out. Frances Lay Ccooly to a freshman who has just picked up her hand- kerchiefj: Thank you, but if it should happen again please clon't bother, it wasn't you I meant. WISE SAYINGS OF THE P. H. S. Gertrude Westhoff : Love your enemies-but not in public. OH Grayce Gray: Never hulldoze a bulldog or try to kick a train. OH Pee Wee Merrill: Oh !-what was so rare as an An last semester. OH Virginia Van Meter: We may be excused for being blue, but never for being green. OH Q e eer, Tweqfft Eyes i . 4 JE- r .-1. . 1- -at-.aa 1.1 1. . .va ...5 'fff ' Y K. , 5'-, Y XB , ,M ' 1. x ,JN .. , W ,F . . . - X A . , , I 7 ,J ' . w 5 Xa erm v mf QA., - YV,A hw, A1 f 1- 1- ' fffi- 1' ' T---' LWH ' ' '-W---Y f-if--fy-' -J - -'gmt b J ! 1 5 I ' PW ' - Nd: 'fu f W. N R ,M X 7 J N 2'- 'Aviv-.f-ff! fxrli N A M , V I FHRSONIHN Nadyne Delaplaine: In your moments of despair-remember that even the cabbage gets a head. OH Dixie Daigh: Some people are born with sense: others acquire it later: the rest are just likel am. OH Maurice Peters: The old saying is- There is a fool born every min- ute' but that means when times are normal. A OH' Harold Athey: Ambition is all right but never try to rob a mint, or entertain a party on a dollar and twenty cents. OH Juanita Nagle: In olden days a ford was where you crossed the river. Now it is every place you try to cross the street. OH Carl Steuber: The first two years in school are the 'sflunkiestf' Wayne Smith: If you were strangled by a rope, wouldyou say that you were hung or hanged? , Sybil Parks: Neither. Vesta Maynard: Oh, I think Pve lost my mind. Georgia Moore: Well, you know, I have a hard time keeping little things like that in my head, too. Juanita Brown: That girl is very refined. Elsie Mae Bubb: How so ? Juanita: She won't even read coarse print. Christine Buchanan: What are you crying about? Irene Fordyce: I'm crying about poor Methuselah. Christine: Why cry about him? He's dead. Irene: I know, but just think of all the lickings he must have got on his birthdays. Anna Lee Van Meter: My complexion is simply ashen. Ab Raymond: Ah, been playing with fire. Jack Maylen: I could die dancing, couldn,t you? Fritz VVeber: No, there are more pleasant ways than being tramped to death. VVHY MARGARET O'ROURKE TURNED TYPIST. His dark blood trickled oier my hand, In vain I tried to stop the flow, And as I bandaged him I knew That now at last my friend must go. I held him close in agony, And thought of what a friend held been, Through all the days he'd worked with me, My dear old trusty fountain pen. . Harry Randall: Only fools are positive. Dorothy Danforth: Are you sure? Harry: I'm positive. e Seq Tweqii T6fee. 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Darn these permanent waves! Warren Smoot: VVe have the smoking-jacket, so why not a loving- jacket? Carl Steuber: Oh-sort-of a coat-of-arms. THEN CAME LABORATORY NVORK. Elbert Roselle: XVould you like to hear the theory of kissing? Lulu Humphrey: No, I only care for applied sciences. Susie Cockrell: What are you thinking about? Albert Olson: Just what you're thinking about. Susie: If you do I'll scream. Miss Van Nest: VVhat is the Latin Race? Delbert Soward: It is a race between a Latin Pony and a teacher's goat. Harold Collins: Hish, the hour of twelve has struck. Magdaline Murry: I donit blame it. It's been worked to death long ago. Ray Martin: I flunked that exam cold. Tom Harrington: I thought it was easy. Ray: It was but I had vaseline on my hair, 'n my mind slipped. OVER THE LINE. Central: Number, please. Paucky Sly: Absently-63-21-11-Shift! Pat Moake: It was just like this. I waited patiently and expectant- ly. My pulse was beating like a trip hammer. Surely she would not re- fuse me. My line had been working fine before this. It couldn't fail me now. I could not see her. yet I knew she must be there. Five minutes of silence. VVould she--at last- number, pleasef' Frank Donnelly: I'd like to see you apart for a moment. Glen Prideaux: Say, whadayah think I am, a puzzle for little ones? Mr. Lovan wrote the following notice and tacked it on the office door: Will he back at 11:45f' Returning at 11:30 he read the notice and quietly sat down to wait for himself. - Myles Pember: Last night I dreamed I asked the most beautiful girl in the world to marry me. Marguerite Irby: Oh, Myles, what did I say? fActual happening, December 1922.1 A e 625 Tweoli T611-ze 'S - . A 5. 4 ' 1 A 1 eg I .I . f i fl 6? 65 r 51 W X ' . I K s 2 N I X . 9 Q -, . A F-Y H' -2 HM 1-2-12 xl 4f3Tf35fE:E:-fs.w.,,f-, . J, 1 4 3 MN!! 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Joe Ledbetter: No, same one painted over. Mrs. Stugard fin principal's otticejs I came here to talk sense. Mr. Lovan: You're in the wrong place. fTrue story.j Lucille Smith: That sun is so bright it makes me wink. Harold Modlin: That's all right as long as you are looking this way when you do it. Lawrence Proctor: How long will I have to wait for a shave? Barber: About two years. Louise Smith: What a cute pearl you have in your scarf. George Meier: Oh, you deah thingg that isn't a pearl, thatis soup. Joe Ledbetter: What do you think of a man who throws a girl a kiss? Jessie Tucker: I think he's the laziest man in the world. BLANKIEST OF BLANKS. Wayne Smith to our joke box did come! He dropped a penny in the slot and waited for the gum. V Mr. Koontz: My students were so entranced over their psychology lesson they remained the whole noon hour. Mr. Farner: VVhy didn't you wake them up? Clerk: This book will do half your Work. Fred Moake: Gimme two-quick. Cake Maylen: Where did' you get that rose? Theron Starnes: That's not a rose, its a geranilnn. Cake: It's a rose. Theron: It's a geranium. Cake: How do you spell it. Theron: I believe it's a rose. We could print a lot of funny jokes but what's the use, you would only laugh at them. i :few Tweof1.T6f2f'f g , 1 4- ' V , Q, . ,fi . i , - rf ' ... Y I, vt, v ., J ii I W td- :tg A '1 1 1 we l 4 ' 1.1- -. . ' V . a. PHRSONIHN Svraannz' Grvriing Page by page In every way, Youivc come to this-4 Seasons, Greeting. If in your wandering Through the cellar, You,ve failed to find Any hot stuff- Look again, But not now. Wait until Another time, when The spices have had Time to spice, For you know Time has strong influence. If in your wandering, You found some pepper, That you didn't like, Go back and take Some more of it. Perhaps the second draft Will be better Than the first, For it was only Meant to be Seasons, Greeting. 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