Parkway North High School - Saga Yearbook (Creve Coeur, MO)

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Get The Senior Woman You Have Always Wanted Order That Dream Doll Now lt's here. The best toy made. lt's the original Senior Woman Doll. Since some gentlemen don't prefer blondes, the doll comes with bru- nette hair, too. For variety, it comes in black or white to tit anyone's preference. Boys need not be bashful about buying a doll. Dr. Ruth, sex- ual psychologist, says it's natural for boys to want to play with a girl's toy. The doll makes a great present to pass time stare at or to re- place that beloved teddy bear lt s the toy ev- eryone wants Order your Senior Woman Doll now' El Send me one Bl nd ' Senior Woman Doll Name Address City State Lip IDCIDHHS I 1987 You Have Senrorrtrs W en Cleaning mildew off shower doors is more ap- pealing than doing home- work -Jenny Rrehl You start getting sick and tired of looking at Mr. Benning s bald head - - vid Gift. You have the first meet- ing of the Brew Crew. - Tim Purdum. You start going to class X. six hours a week instead of Xe six hours a day. - Linda K Q Cohen. The senior men start looking appealing. - Vicki Moeller. You stop caring whether or not you get a quote in . the yearbook. -Stuart lmber. 1 Q?-tiiir Ti! il' UA If-if A F it N. E QQQ I? i W e ' . , SJ rcj , 5.2 .- N ' Xl M E ENIOR nontn ra T if 1:55 Q - JW RW Psychic Predicts Destination 481 Seniors, pictured on pages 146 to 169, vanished on June S, 1988. Psychic Buddha Tomahawk predict- ed the seniors would dis- cover a beautiful island full of coconuts and zombie cannibals and would teach them to party. Buddha pre- dicted the seniors would turn up the music as loud as it could go and feed them some underclass- men. The cannibals would learn to party and become classihed as seniors. photos by Flarit Lopez Seniors Robert Rothman Stuart lmber. Brent Warren and Brad Marshall show signs of senioiitis by skipping class. 'ISCIHOI' WGIIICT1 DOHSI177

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Mr. Gary Flomeboy Mazzola, administrative assistant, waved good- bye to the last class he ever taught, the class of 1988. Some seniors had hexed Mr. Mazzola earli- er in the year to bring him bad luck. One senior planned a brutal attack on Mr. Maz- zola and made it look like an accident. Senior Ron Totarsky jumped him and gashed his eye out during a hockey in- tramural game in Octo- ber. lt's just part of the game. Everyone roughs .. .NH .1 A .lt -'ev' each other up just a lit- tle, said Ron. Mr. M won a place at the senior gossip lunch table. One senior wrote Mazzola's A Homeboy, so he would suffer ridi- cule by seniors. HSo Mazzola, the sen- iors said, Good-bye. Thejokes were all in fun, and you're getting old, Grandpa Mazzolaf' Julie Keating STINK BOMB- Seniors Jason Boehlow, Gregg Fisk, and Ron Totarsky place a stink bomb in Mazzola's office. F' 1 . i . 9' 'xr , 1 F , ' I ' . v. ---Q H , ,fra ig, - '-. I i..- . 1- x , ff' gi lf: 7 -,,!- -fl g 4 ' I 3111. N A I .. f-E' ' X,-4' I '. I 'nl I. 'fr ' -g. 4 l76fSCI1jIH'luiEf1S: hd,- 34+ ' Aliens In Human Form Leak Info to Home Planets Two aliens spent the year spying to find out what it was like to be a PNH senior. Marcus Antman from Germany, and Freddie Furtenback from Swe- den, sneaked around the school throughout the year. Women revealed the most information to them. They were easy to spot. Freddie matched his socks with his shirts HOT PURSUIT. If anyone spots these two aliens call 1- 800-PHH-COPS. The reward is one million dollars. Seniors watch out! and Marcus wore a new pair of Converse shoes. When Marcus discovered that his favorite actor Cary Guffe attended PNH, he planned to kidnap Cary to show his friends at home. After the school securi- ty guards discovered an- other spy from Australia named Jenny Marsh, they were ready to bust the three. Yet, the aliens mysteriously disap- peared.

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- -'-- -r--1--:fr A.-V, s,s,,.f,fv-53:-1-.mr-swtfzsa V 'swf -q WAITING IN LINE Clothes collected during first hour classes were held in the Guidance Office. One and a halftractor-trailers were filled with the cloth- ing. Sophomores Melanie Rea and Courtney Un- terreiner toss their empty aluminum cans in the barrel to help Custodian Wardell Widden pay for his daughter's education. GQ - Y ff-r-Qc'--V. --f--- - - -4-f --'Affff-if A - --1-7-i . -fr, ' ,V M. ' iriwfqxfn- I tctc c, M is 21:3 -fmrsrmzmvmrfs.rwrmx-mfcrs',vzwm:v5e522snvmz:n,mw-:msmaritimeEme-iss-,wmumwmimi-Q-1awry-isis-.mmwfwvgrawykwe-is-.Qmfii-i-iirtusemst -- - --- Y I . Y . it 1 , Jocks, brains, socs, punks, and laid back kids had different values. Together, they made up a school with lots of spirit and ability to work together for a special ' ' to 14. CHLISC WHAT IT TOOK The Judevine Center for Autistic children needed funds purchase land for construction of new buildings WHAT WE HAD The student body collected approximately 400 pledges for a free car wash held May 7 WHAT IT TOOK Families living within the city of St Louis were part ofthe 100 neediest cases g WHAT WE HAD Student Government collected over a ton of clothing in con- nection with the Post Dispatch during the week of December Cfj'1'ml A WHAT IT TOOK To earn money for his daughter's college education a custo- dian collected aluminum cans after lunches. WHAT WE HAD The Human Relations classes collected soda cans in class and designated a trash barrell for collecting cans during all 5 lunches. msg,.,.,,2,,e,,.s.e:5.rs1..1..v1-,.2-1.:.ngqc,sfMff:,-2,1 , ' eg,-lf., ,, - . Showing their support, students attend an The cheerleaders led the students in an all assembly to honor the winter sports teams. school cheer, Go Vikings! i.-,t-.fff:sf9,,.S,,f-, 1.,....,,.,q-Vis? 4 WNW' .,,. . . K , , . W. ,. , ,, I- -'far-Q'f'-we f-,-- ff1'---- -s-- -- V f--. V Y Y 711