Parkersburg High School - Parhischan Yearbook (Parkersburg, WV)

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THE QUILL 1922 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIIIIIIllIlllllllIIIIlllIlllllllllllllllllllllIllIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllIllIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllIlllllIIIIIIIIllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1 I Ciaea Prop eey Dorothy Ireland and Moss Nelson Double joy and vanish trouble 3 Fire burn and caldron bubble. Ha! by the shade of Tony Gibbon! From our kettle comes a ribbon, Which tells the work of each classmate Just twenty years from present date. Frances Shields has won fame and an author's shingle, With her great book How to be Happy, Tho Single. The original belle of Cairo says, Home life reigns supreme, So Greer's got a little cottage in which she reigns as queen. Beulah Young while in high school was famed for sobriety, And now as a nun she's a model of piety. Tub Ritton has tried long years to reduce He says the best dope is tobacco juice. Oh come let us go to the circus to-night And see Dot Dutton as a trapezist light. Gene Boso has reached his highest ambition At the top of a steeple you'll' find his position. As a restaurant's head waiter we find Doggie Daesch, He distributes Bull Durham and Campbell's best hash. Elizabeth Edelen lives in the west, And claims that of men her cowboy's the best. Ozzie Funk's drug store deserves honorable mention For he gives lady customers special attention. Gladys Weigle is working for the fine-art shows, ' She writes their best scenarios. Dave Pew has been saved from a musical fate, And now stars in a film called His Soul Mate. Clara Meredith is helping the S. P. C. A., She's established a home for stray cats, they say. Dot Ireland has turned her capable hands To mending the socks of Walter D. Manz. Miss Margaret Pursell is a promising young belle, There's not a man on her ranch she can't excel. Guy Treadway is married to a charming young wife, He will never be bashful for the rest of his life. To the Corner Gang Shrimp Flannigan belongs, And they waken their neighbors with their comic songs. Glen Kelly who was a great hand at poker, Now is famous as Life's best joker. - Leonard McKain had a great ambition, At John Hopkin's now he's the head physician. And now let us see dear wifey and Gustke Their cottage in Calhoun is never dusty. Hat Gordon's original henna hair Serves as her best credential, That her rats and dyes will ever wear, She assures us in ads conlidential. Beatrice Meredith is a social worker And has proved she is no shirker. No, that fellow hasn't got her But she's keeping him in hot water. Page Thirty-one

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1922 THE QUILL llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllIlllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllIIIIlllllllllllIlllllllllllIllllllllllIllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Page Thirty-two Martha Chapman comes out to greet us And shows quite plain that she has Skieteritis, She is full of knowledge from her feet to head But will keep on learning until she is dead. Brilliant Carrie Kirk and shrewd Virginia Rutter Know on which side of their bread is the butter, They are teaching young Mexans to speak English well And are making a success, as all could tell. ' Catherine Bickle is thrifty and nobody's fool, She's teaching shorthand in Parkersburg High School. Ruby. Boggess is now the head nurse At City Hospital, with mon' in her purse. Hark ye to this famous preacher Of the Golden Rule he is a teacher, Proclaiming the old gospel in language new Is now the mission of Donald Pew. V Audra Archer is Utah's Governor and has not a wife, He leads the people like the queen bees do the hive. Virginia A. Smith, the cute little dove, Is now with the movies in a picture called Love. Owen Mulvey is now a C. E. And a famous engineer is he, He devised a plan to make the grass grow On the top of Pike's Peak under the snow. Doris Cooper, as Ben Johnson's wife Is having the best time of all her life. She is socially busy as a bee in a hive And lives in a Brown Stone on Riverside Drive. Mulford Smith is a dear old soul I-Ie still goes out to the old Swimming Hole, Where he built a bridge to make the banks meet So he could cross the creek without getting wet feet. Elizabeth Weaver will be a maid to the end But she's getting a husband for every friend. A great success on a very small fee Is her matrimonial agency. Elizabeth Phillips has been running fast And has caught her a very fine man at last. Raymond Goudy is a crank on Hygiene, . And is selling equipment that will keep you clean. Dorothy Core is now a Mrs. . And every night claims some kisses. Moss Nelson has yielded at last to the wooing Of Ozzie Funk and they're now honey-moonmg. Dark-haired Gladys Goldenberg is now in charge Of a New York French Modiste Shop, expensive and large. Virginia Langfitt, full of business to the core Is now working hard in a ten cent store. 'Gainst marriage Harry Donovan was. accustomed to argue, But he's got him a wife that would give one the ague. Robert Grueser is a grocery-man With a big white apron and hat, - I-Ie'll sell you tomatoes and pears in a can, And give you some meat for the cat. Beau Brummel was a handsome gink, With a crush on every Jane, Q But we've a guy who puts him.on the blink, Whose name is James MCQUBIH-