Parkersburg High School - Parhischan Yearbook (Parkersburg, WV)

Text from Pages 1 - 116 of the 1922 volume:

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Iliff? -1 1 ,Q 'L?2Ill HHJH uw , ---3? 3 4 1 . -11.1 Q P l.II L14 C 1922 THE QUILL y 1 CC, Tis plc-:asani sure, to see onc-:'s name in prinig A boolfs a book, aliho' tl1ere's nothing in iff, Page Two THE QUILL 1922 Qeiiearion To the ever loyal business men of our cityg you to whom We owe the debt we can never fully payg Whose pride in us we hope to rneritg to whom we cannot express our gratitude for your appre- ciation of our scholastic and athletic effortsg who have never failed to en- courage and support usp Who have shown the true spirit of comradeship as well as sportsrnanshipg We dedicate this book. :: :: :: K :: illIIIIIIIIllIllIIIIIIIIliIIIHIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Page Three 1922 THE QUILL omg of E mcmiom CI-IAS. A. MUSGRAVE, President CHAS. L. SCHOLL A HERBERT R. DE BUSSEY I. N. LANGFITT W. O. HOLLIDAY H. E. ODGERS, Superintendent of Schools JOHN L. STEWART, Principal of High School BONNIE E. KERR, Senior Class Sponsor Page Four THE QUILL 1922 IIllIllIllIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIllIllIllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIllIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllll Editor-in-Chief ................................... ,. Business and Advertising Manager ....................... Assistant Business and Advertising Managers .......,... .....,i Literary Editors ....... ..,...... Organization Editors ...... ........i.. Feature Editors ...... ........ Joke Editors ........ ......... Athletic Editors ....,,.. .. .,.... ., Art Editors ...... Exchange Editors ...,,...... ........ School Notes Editors ...... Circulation Managers ........ ......,... Contributing Art Editors ........ .......,. Faculty Advisor .......... Dorothy Ireland Dorothy Core 5 Norvell Chancellor I Owen Mulvey S Gladys Weigle l Leonard McKain Martha Chapman Gordon Withers Q Doris Cooper Francis Shields S James Townsell I Paul Flanigan 3 James McQuain Evelyn Enright Virginia A. Smith Raymond Glancy Harry Taylor 5 Virginia Christmeyer 2 Margaret Pursell Q Eva McDonald N Gladys Goldenberg S Carl Daesch Q Donald Pew 3 Robin Bell Eugene Hague Bess J. Anderson Page Five L ft t R' 'htz lst Row-J. McQuain, D. Ireland, D. Coreg 2nd Row--G. Withers e o lg N. Chancellor, P. Flanigan, D. Cooperg 3rd Row-E. McDonald, J. Townsell, H. Taylol ' - ' ' . S 'th R. Glanc 5 5th Row'-C.'Ch1'ist C. Daesch, 4th Row T. Pu1se1l, E. Enmght, Va m1 , y - ' ' -M Ch F. Shields, O meyer, G. Cfoldenbelg, L. McKain, G. Weigleg 6th Row . apman, Mulvey, D. Pew. 1922 THE QUILL John Miss L. Stewart, Principal Dora Rogers, English Miss Nellie Merriman, Latin Miss Laura B. Moore, Latin and History Mr. H. M. Quick, History and Civics Effie Spencer, History Nellie Taylor, English Miss Miss Miss Gertrude Meerwein, Bookkeeping Miss Mildred Core, Registrar Miss Bess Anderson, English Miss Bonnie Kerr, French Miss Helen Keever, English Mr. S. G. Steele, Commercial Miss Sara Smith, History Miss Mary Louise Taylor, Biology Mr. James Bird, Music Miss Frances Sheltman, Physical Training Miss Winifred Cox, Spanish Miss Bitha Craig, Commercial Miss Ida Peters, Librarian Miss Loy Smith, Sewing Miss Irene Coleman, Study Supervisor Mr. O. H. Engle, Biology Mr. Ralph Jones, Mathematics acuity Mr. W. R. Melech, Biology Mr. C. E. Patton, Mechanical Drawing Miss Merrie Stewart, English Miss Mabel Hodges, Algebra Miss Stella Wilson, English Mr. C. E. Abbott, Manual Art Mr. J. D. Kibler, Physical Training Miss Ethel Musgrave, English Mr. C. J. Quick, Science Miss Daisy Waller, English Mr. James E. Regan, Sheet Metal and Elem. Forge Mr. Dawson F. Dean, Physical Training Miss Irene Nicely, Secretary ' Mr. H. D. Thomas, Math. and Athletic Coach Miss Mary Phelps, Arithmetic Clara Pritchard, Typewriting and Stenography Helen M. Weistling, Home Nursing Miss Miss Jane N. Hinckley, Cooking Margaret Thomas, English and Algebra Willie E. Neal, English and Spanish Blanche Lake, History Miss Miss Miss Mrs. Mr. Lawrence Kinnard, Science and Algebra Mrs. John Meecham, Cafeteria Manager Mr. L. F. Krapp, Chief Engineer Mr. Chas. Simms, Custodian of H. S. Building Page Eight THE QUILL 1922 PRESIDENT ......,.............,..............,.........A..., ........................,.......................... 'VICE-PRESIDENT ......... SECRETARY ............. ..,..,.... .........,................ ........... TREASURER ...................................,...A..............,...... ,.......... ................,......,................., The CLASS COLORS .............,..........,,......,...........,............,......,..,..............,....... CLASS 'FLOWER .,......................................,....................,..A. .... ff! XXI , ,Wff VIRGINIA A. SMITH CHARLES I-IURST DOROTHY CORE DONALD PEW CLASS MOTTO: elevator of success is not runningg take the stairs. GOLD AND BROWN YELLOW CHRYSANTHEMUM Page Nine i Page Ten DOROTHY CORE Business Manager Senior Quill Staff, '22, Business Manager Regular Quill Staff, '21, Class Secretary, '22, Freak Day Committee, Let's Go Club, Vice-President, '18, Secre- tary, '19, Captain Red Cross Team, '19, Red and White Week SalesVCommittee, '21, Sen- ior-Junior Banquet Committee, '21. Beware of two blue eyes. Pk PF Pk 44 PF AUDRA ARCHER Class Team, 213 Class Athletic Represen- tative, 20. Deeds not words. PF Pk Pk Pk Pk BEATRICE McDONALD Hockey Team, 19, Patriotic League, '18, Chorus, '20, '21, Senior Quill Staff, '22. Yet do I fear thy nature, it is too full of the milk of human kindness. Pk PF 214 wk PF ELBERT STALNAKER Hi-Y Club 5 Junior Basketball, Senior Bar- rel Ballg Senior Kitten Ball, Senior Basket- ball, Manager Inter-Class Activities. That is as well said as if I had said it myselff' Dk PF 114 H4 CORINNE HULL President Senior Literary Society, Or- chestra, '18, '19, 20, '21, Travel Club, '21, What can't be cured must be endur-ed. GLADYS GOLDENBERG Class Treasurer, '18, Class Secretary, '19, May Day Pageant, '21, Freak Day Commit- tee, Senior Q-uill Staff, President As You Like It Club, Patriotic League, Y. W. Club, President Literary Club, '20, Secretary Sen- ior Literary Club, '21. I awoke one morning and found myself famous. PK :lf bk Pk 14 GLEN KELLY Junior Basketball Team, '21, Second Foot- ball Team, '21, Cadet Corps, '18, Vice-Presi- dent 'Senior Literary Society. His bark is wowrse than his bite. 8 PK P14 34 PIG HARRIET GORDON Captain Class Team, '20, Freshman Bas- ketball, '18, Travel Club, '19, Patriotic League, '18, Secretary French Circle, '19. Her continual cheerfulness is a sign of wisdom. RAYMOND GLANCY Senior Quill Staff, '22, Treasurer, '19, Freak Day Committee, Class Day Commit- tee, Football, '20, '21, Overall Club, '20, Cadet Corps, '18, Class Basketball, Travel Club, Contribution Editor Quill, '20. I would that the gods had made thee poetical. - MARGARET PURSELL Sales Committee Red and White Week, '21, Senior Quill Staff Exchange Editor, President Literary Society, '21, Junior-Sen- ior Banquet Committee, '20, Y. W. Club, '20, '21, Patriotic League, '18, Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. 1 Page Eleven l Page Twelve MARTHA CHAPMAN Treasurer Let's Go Club, '20, '21, Freak Day Committee, '22, Senior Quill Staff. She is neat, not gaudy. PF PF Pk 44 Pk PAUL FLANNIGAN Board of Control, Freshman Football Team, Baseball Team, Senior Quill Staff, Travel Club, Overall Club, '18. 'Tis better to be small and shine than to be great and cast a shadow. PF 14 FRANCES' SHIELDS Freshman Basketball, '18, Sales Commit- tee Red and White Week, Carnival Commit- tee, Travel Club, Chorus, Y. W. Club, Patri- otic League, Senior Quill Staff. My heart is fixed. PF Pk PK 111 Pk NORVILL CHANCELLOR Secretary, '21, Senior Quill Staff, Cadet Corps, '18, Travel Club, Overall Club, Root- ers' Club. I have a taste for the name, Norris. H4 14 fl! 'F Pk MARGARET KIGHT Freshman Basketball, '18, Sales Commit- tee Red and White Week, Carnival Com- mittee, Travel Club, Chorus, Y. W. Club, Patriotic League. A dancing shape, an image gay, To torment, laugh and disobey. CONSTANCE BEARD Y. W. Let's Go Club, Patriotic League. A Heaven on Earth. Pk ik lk Pk wk ROBERT GRUESER Travel Club, '21, Overall Club, '20, Hi-Y Club, Senior Basketball Team. This is the porcelain clay of human kind. Pk Pk Sli Pk Pk MARY COTTON Home Economics Club, French Circle, '19, Travel Club, Freshman Basketball, '18, Patriotic League, '18. Mark, not men have always been my aim. HF Pls 41 PK ,lf CHARLES HURST President Boys' Assembly, '21, '22, Class President, '21, Vice-President, '20, '22, Edi- tor-in-Chief of Quill, '20, '21, President S. L. Club, '18, Carnival Committee, '19, '20, President Travel Club, '20, Publicity Man- ager Football Team, '21, Chairman Class Day Committee, '22, Class Oration, '22, Principal's Cabinet, '20, '21, Stadium Com- mittee, '21, A. B. C. Investigating Commit- tee, '21, Chairman Junior-Senior Banquet, '20, District Forensic, '20, Yell Committee, '20, Rooters' Club, '21. At whose sight all the stars hide their diminished heads. ELIZABETH EDELEN Treasurer Home Economics Club, '21, Good Health Club, '20, '21, Travel Club, '20, Y. W. Let's Go Club, '21, '22, Freshman Basketball, '18, Patriotic League, '18. A daughter of the Gods, divinely tall. i l v 1 Page Thirteen l l l l l Page Fourteen A DOROTHY IRELAND Chorus, '19, Class Secretary, '19, Leader Travel Club, '21, Y. W. Let's Go Club, Girls' Assembly Committee, '21, Patriotic League, '18, Editor Senior Quill, '22, I hate nobody, I am in charity with the world. 1 Pl' H4 214 Gil Pl- HARRY DONOVAN Hi-Y Club, Inter-Class Athletic Activi- ties, Senior Basketball, Senior Class Barrel Ball, Quill Committee, '21, Second Team Football, '20. ' I am asfree as Nature Hrst made man. 'Ere the base laws of servitude began When wild in woods the noble savage ran. 44 fl: 96 PII 31 VIRGINIA CHRISTMYER Senior Quill Staff Exchange Editor, Patri- otic League, Junior-Senior Banquet Com- mittee, Y. W. Club, '20, '21, French Circle, Chorus, '19, '20, '21. If to your share some female error fall, look on her face and you'll forget them all. 11 Sli F14 S2 PR CARL DAESCH French Club, Senior Quill Staff, Cadet Corps, '17. Long and Lean and Thin. H4 PF 'li Sl' 'i' DORIS COOPER Treasurer, '21, Y. W. Club, Good Health Club, Senior Quill Staff, Patriotic League, Red and White Week Committee, Junior- Senior Banquet Committee. Fair tresses man's imperial race ensnare, And beauty draws as with a slngle hair. BERTHA BOLDTMAN Patriotic League, '18, Freshman Basket- ball, '18, Y. W. Let's Go Club. My heart is as true as steel. H4 Pls Pk ik SF GORDON WITHERS Band, '19, '20, '21, Senior Quill Staff, Hi- Y Club, '20, '21, Captain Junior Class Bas- ketball Team, Boys' Glee Club, '20, '21, Sen- ior Class Athletics, '21, Chorus, '18, '19, '20, '21, Red and White Week Committee, '21. The other Wise Man. 41 Pk PF FK Pk CATHERINE STOUT Freshman Basketball, '18, Chorus, '19, Junior-Senior Banquet Committee, '21, Y. W. Let's Go Club, Patriotic League, '18, Travel Club, '21. Grace was in all her steps, heaven in her eyes, in every gesture dignity and love. Pls Pls Pls Pk SK GUY TREDWAY Senior Volley Ball, '21, Senior Barrel Ball, '21, Senior Kitten Ball, '21, Senior Basket- ball, '21. , Thou art young and tender of age. elf Pk lk PF 214 EVELYN ENRIGHT Patriotic League, '18, Chorus, Red and White Week Committee, '21, Senior Quill Staff, Y. W. Club, '20, '21, Freak Day Com- mittee, Class Day Committee. As merry as the day is long. Page Fifteen Page Sixteen CLARA MEREDITH Chorus, French Circle, Patriotic League. Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace. 1 as FK 14 P24 DONALD PEW Hi-Y Club, '20, '21, Forensic Society, '19, Budget Committee, '20, Class Treasurer, '20, '21, Class Basketball, '20, Senior Quill Staff. The man of wisdom is the man of years. PL Pl- 14 1- VIRGINIA LAN GFITT Good Health Club, '21, Travel Club, '21, Let's Go Club, '21, Patriotic League, '18, Freshman Basketball, 18, Hockey Club, '18. A clean conscience is a sure card. fl- Pl PK 34 Pl- OWEN MULVEY 1 Travel Club, '20, Overall Club, '20, Cadet Corps, '18, Life's a jest and all things show it, I thought so once but now I know it. l- Pk l- 'li Pk CARRIE KIRK Chorus, '20, '21, Girls' Rooters' Club, Patriotic League, '18. Woman's at best a contradiction, still. ELIZABETH WEAVER Chorus, Basketball Team. Be to my virtues a little kind, And to my faults a little blind. fl' 'lf 214 Y 1' RAYMOND GUSKE Travel Clubg Senior Barrel Ball Team, Senior Volley Ball Team. Talk to him of Jacob's Ladder and he would ask how many steps. PF BF Pl' 'l' Pl BEULAH YOUNG Travel Club, '21, Chorus, '20, '21, Y. W. Club. Recognized intelligence. Pl S4 41 Pl LEONARD McKAlN Class Reporter, '19, '20, Senior Quill Staifg J unior-Senior Banquet Committee, '21. Men of few words are the best men. 44 41 Y 44 L BERNICE GREER Freshman Basketball, '18, Y. W. Let's Go Club, '21, '22, Hockey Club, '18, Cos- mopolitan History Club, '20g Chorus, '20, '21, '22, Glee Club, '21, '22. ' And virtue, though in rags, will keep me warm. Page Seventeen i Page Eighteen GLADYS WEIGLE Class Treasurer, '18g Patriotic League: Chorus, '21, '22g President Cosmopolitan His- tory Club, '20g Y. W. Let's Go Club, '21g Glee Clubg Rooters' Clubg Red and White Week Committee, '21, President Senior Lit- erary Society, Carnival Committee, '20g Senior Quill Staifg Junior-Senior Banquet Committeeg Class Will. Indued with sanctity of reason. ak Pk H4 PF ,ls . f ' DAVID PEW Orhcestrag Hi-Y Club, Chorus. And waste their music on the savage race PF Pls H4 Sk Pls MOSS NELSON Travel Clubg Home Economics Clubg Y. W. Let's Go Club, '21, Freshman Basketball, '1Sg Patriotic Leagueg French Circle, '19.i The sum of earthly bliss. PF PK SF PF H- RAYMOND GOUDY Travel Clubg Chorusg Hi-Y Club. ' I shall be like that tree-I shall 1 die at the top. hi H4 -lf FF Pls l N A CATHERINE BICKLE Delta Gamma Sororityg School Choirg Gloversville High School, N. Y. Those about her from her shall read the perfect ways of honor. JOSEPHINE MERVILLE Patriotic League, '18, Girls' Rooters' Club, '21, Glee Club, Chorus. Hail fellow, well met. Plc Pk Pk 4' 4' JAMES TOWNSELL Class President, '17, Class President, '18, On to Blyp Club, Overall Club, Travel Club, C. C. Club, Minstrel, '19, '20, '21, Min- strel Manager, '20, '21, Freak Day Commit- tee, Class Play Committee. But now my task is smoothly done, I can fly or I can run. s ak wk ff Hi ELIZABETH PHILLIPS Glee Club, Home Economics Club, Good Health Club, Let's Go Club, Chorus. If naebody care for me, We care for naebody. -Burns A' Pl- 56 S4 'li MULFORD SMITH Fairmont High School, Daniel Webster Literary Society, Travel Club. Proud of the present, to the future blank. FF 'ls fl' Pl- CHARLES RITTON Band, '19, '20, '21, Orchestra, '21, Overall Club, '20, Senior Class Athletics, 21. Built for endurance and not for speed. Page Nineteen Page Twenty ROSE McGREGOR Patriotic League, '18, Secretary Cosmo- politan History Club, Secretary Local His- tory Club, Assistant Librarian. A moral, sensible, well-bred girl. br- -14 41 P14 PF JAMES McQUAIN Football, '21, Manager Football Team, '21, Baseball, '19, '20, Senior Quill Staff, '22. A penny for your thoughts. vt BF fl' ak 34 YULA SMITH Victory Girls, Glee Club. No one is useless in this world. H4 wk is ak n- HARRY TAYLOR Orchestra, '21, Band, '20, '21, Overall Club, '20, Minstrel, '21, Quill Staff, '21, '22. Sudden a thought came like a full blown rose, flushing his brow. ek wk PK P14 Pk VIRGINIA SMITH Class President, '22, Class President, '21, Chairman Sales Committee Red and White Week, '21, Quill Staff, '22, President Let's Go Club, '21, Carnival Committee. Oh woman! lovely woman! Nature made thee to tempt man. CHARLES PENISTEN Travel Club, Hi-Y Club, Junior Basket- ball, Cadet Corps, Overall Club. All things come around to him'who will best wait. Pk 44 his PL H4 VIRGINIA RUTTER Girls' Rooters' Club, Glee Club, Patriotic League, Chorus, '19, '20, '21. A peace above all earthly dignities, A still and quiet conscience. PF PF lk if JF OSCAR FUNK French Club, '19, Cadet Corps, '18, '19, Overall Club, '20, Travel Club, '20, Boys' Dramatic Club, '20, 'Freshman Basketball, '18, Chorus, '20, Freak Day Committee, '21, Senior Quill Staff. Let us do or die. SF PF 11 JF PF BEATMCE MEREDITH Hockey Team, '19, Patriotic League, '18, Travel Club, '20, Sophomore Basketball, '19, Chorus, '20, '21, Or if Virtue feeble were, heaven itself would stoop to her. PF wk Pk PF 14 EDWARD TRAINOR Cadet Corps, '18, '19, Second Football Team, '19, '2O. His enemies shall lick the dust. Page Twenty-one Page Twenty-two FRANK MOOSMAN Chorus, '20, '21, Travel Club, '21, Second Football Team, '20, First Football Team, '21, Play on, play on, we're with you there. PIC Pk Pk H4 RUBY BOGGESS Fowlertown High School, Texas, Basket- ball Team, '18, '19, Literary Society, '18, '19. Paint me as I am. 'li H4 tk 94 W JOHN FARIS Track Team, '21, Second Football Team, '21, Class, Basketball, Hi-Y Club. There is nothing ill can dwell in such a temple. U P54 H4 Pk Pk PF DOROTHY DUTTON Quill, '18, '20, '21, Vice-President, Travel Club, '19, Freshman and Sophomore Basket- ball, Y. W. Club, '20, '21, Red and White Week Committee, '21, Patriotic League, '18, Chorus, Junior-Senior Banquet Committee. It is the little things that count. EUGENE ifoso Hi-Y Club, '21, '22, Overall Club, '20, Class Treasurer, '17, Gymnasium Exhibi- tion, '18, Midget Basketball Team. Greater men than I may have lived but I don't believe it. 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G ladys Weigle Class Oration ...... .......,.................. C harles L. Hurst Class Poem ....... ..................... ..............,....... D 0 nald Pew Class Jest' ................ ............... H arry Taylor and Glenn Kelly Class Prophecy ...... ................... ....... M o ss Nelson and Dorothy Ireland An Appreciation We, the members of the graduating class of January, 1922, wish to extend our most sincere thanks to Miss Bess J. Anderson, who has made possible the success of our Senior Quill. Inasmuch as Miss Anderson has given her support and sound advice to us on many occasions, we cannot be too grateful for what she has done. ' For several years Miss Anderson has had charge of the Quill Department and has made possible its great successes, as a teacher she ranks among the best, as a friend she is ever ready to lend a willing hand. Although we are leaving Parkersburg High School for good, we will always cherish in our hearts and minds the pleasant associations we have had with her. ' An Appreciation In view of the faithful coaching given the cast in our Class Play, The Importance of Being Earnest, Let it be resolved: that the thanks of the cast are hereby given to the coaches, Miss Musgrave, Miss Waller and Mr. Kinnard as an expression of our sincere appreciation for the services they rendered. V Signed: Oscar Funk Norvell Chancellor Harry Taylor Doris Cooper Corinne Hull Gladys Goldenberg John Faris Glenn Kelly Gladys Weigle Page Twenty-eight THE QUILL 1922 Claes History The year 1918 will long be noted in the annals of nations and the minds of men because of two great events which occurred at that time. I refer to the winning of the World War by the Allies and to the entrance of the present Senior II Class into P. H. S. The first graduates of Junior High, we marched up through the rye and invaded this institution with a firm determination to storm the guarded heights of learning, sink or swim, survive or perish, etc. But alas! youthful ambition is speedily blighted. Before the first day was over we realized that the way was long and the end not yet in sight. We began living the strenuous life! immediately, being assisted in this by the friendly Sophomores, who, as Mr. Quick would express it, tried to, use the newly acquired academic timber for kindling. However, we survived their nefarious attempts and gained much valuable experience dur- ing our first term. The next year found us Sophomores, fully equipped with a line of sarcastic chatter and cynical worldly wisdom which we applied vigorously to the new crop of Freshies. By this time Mr. Stew- art had become major-domo of P. H. S. A very wise philosopher once remarked that the posi- tion doesn't make the man, it simply shows him up. Another remarkable change was the advent of Miss Coleman as matron of the study hall. As she has already been made the unwilling subject of several dozen eulogies and encomiums, I will content myself by saying that it is too bad she did not go to Russia, where she could have immediately brought order out of chaos with colors fiying. Other improvements were made that year and affairs moved along quite rapidly, the Sophs taking part in many school activities. Then one day we passed the half-way mark of our High School.careers and reached the elevated rank of Juniors,-upper-classmen. Teachers now addressed us as Mr. and Miss Our ther- mometer of self-esteem rose about 150 degrees and we proceeded to celebrate by giving a banquet to ourselves. Having passed the raw material stage, we developed rapidly into the jolliest bunch in school. What should a man do but be merry? could Well have been our motto. The big' social event of the Junior year took place Commencement Week, when we entertained the departing Sen- iors at the Junior-Senior Banquet. This was an occasion much enjoyed and long to be remembered. At last we came to our Senior year. Unquestionably it has been the happiest, most profitable year of all. Our position of leadership in school activities has been,very pleasant and has enabled us to develop some promising talent. Musicians, speakers, linguists, comedians, and journalists grace our roll. In both athletics and scholarship we have been well represented. On November 23 we celebrated that all-important occasion, Freak Day. Dressed up in fantastic costumes designed by fevered imaginations, we paraded the corridors and forgot all cares and studies for the time. One after-math of the day afforded us much amusement. Then the Senior Quill, Commencement activ- ities, and the great question- Gonna graduate ? claimed our attention. We have answered that question. Our four great years in High School are over. Years of preparation and opportunity, they have fitted us to step out into the world and take our places there. Let us as a class be true to our best ideals, build mightily in the fulfillment of a worthy ambition, and in all we do strive to honor old P. H. S. -Donald Pew. Page Twenty-nine 1922 THE QUILL 5 4 0 Z mf .A . 'f QL. f' M. Page Thirty THE QUILL 1922 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIIIIIIllIlllllllIIIIlllIlllllllllllllllllllllIllIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllIllIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllIlllllIIIIIIIIllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1 I Ciaea Prop eey Dorothy Ireland and Moss Nelson Double joy and vanish trouble 3 Fire burn and caldron bubble. Ha! by the shade of Tony Gibbon! From our kettle comes a ribbon, Which tells the work of each classmate Just twenty years from present date. Frances Shields has won fame and an author's shingle, With her great book How to be Happy, Tho Single. The original belle of Cairo says, Home life reigns supreme, So Greer's got a little cottage in which she reigns as queen. Beulah Young while in high school was famed for sobriety, And now as a nun she's a model of piety. Tub Ritton has tried long years to reduce He says the best dope is tobacco juice. Oh come let us go to the circus to-night And see Dot Dutton as a trapezist light. Gene Boso has reached his highest ambition At the top of a steeple you'll' find his position. As a restaurant's head waiter we find Doggie Daesch, He distributes Bull Durham and Campbell's best hash. Elizabeth Edelen lives in the west, And claims that of men her cowboy's the best. Ozzie Funk's drug store deserves honorable mention For he gives lady customers special attention. Gladys Weigle is working for the fine-art shows, ' She writes their best scenarios. Dave Pew has been saved from a musical fate, And now stars in a film called His Soul Mate. Clara Meredith is helping the S. P. C. A., She's established a home for stray cats, they say. Dot Ireland has turned her capable hands To mending the socks of Walter D. Manz. Miss Margaret Pursell is a promising young belle, There's not a man on her ranch she can't excel. Guy Treadway is married to a charming young wife, He will never be bashful for the rest of his life. To the Corner Gang Shrimp Flannigan belongs, And they waken their neighbors with their comic songs. Glen Kelly who was a great hand at poker, Now is famous as Life's best joker. - Leonard McKain had a great ambition, At John Hopkin's now he's the head physician. And now let us see dear wifey and Gustke Their cottage in Calhoun is never dusty. Hat Gordon's original henna hair Serves as her best credential, That her rats and dyes will ever wear, She assures us in ads conlidential. Beatrice Meredith is a social worker And has proved she is no shirker. No, that fellow hasn't got her But she's keeping him in hot water. Page Thirty-one 1922 THE QUILL llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllIlllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllIIIIlllllllllllIlllllllllllIllllllllllIllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Page Thirty-two Martha Chapman comes out to greet us And shows quite plain that she has Skieteritis, She is full of knowledge from her feet to head But will keep on learning until she is dead. Brilliant Carrie Kirk and shrewd Virginia Rutter Know on which side of their bread is the butter, They are teaching young Mexans to speak English well And are making a success, as all could tell. ' Catherine Bickle is thrifty and nobody's fool, She's teaching shorthand in Parkersburg High School. Ruby. Boggess is now the head nurse At City Hospital, with mon' in her purse. Hark ye to this famous preacher Of the Golden Rule he is a teacher, Proclaiming the old gospel in language new Is now the mission of Donald Pew. V Audra Archer is Utah's Governor and has not a wife, He leads the people like the queen bees do the hive. Virginia A. Smith, the cute little dove, Is now with the movies in a picture called Love. Owen Mulvey is now a C. E. And a famous engineer is he, He devised a plan to make the grass grow On the top of Pike's Peak under the snow. Doris Cooper, as Ben Johnson's wife Is having the best time of all her life. She is socially busy as a bee in a hive And lives in a Brown Stone on Riverside Drive. Mulford Smith is a dear old soul I-Ie still goes out to the old Swimming Hole, Where he built a bridge to make the banks meet So he could cross the creek without getting wet feet. Elizabeth Weaver will be a maid to the end But she's getting a husband for every friend. A great success on a very small fee Is her matrimonial agency. Elizabeth Phillips has been running fast And has caught her a very fine man at last. Raymond Goudy is a crank on Hygiene, . And is selling equipment that will keep you clean. Dorothy Core is now a Mrs. . And every night claims some kisses. Moss Nelson has yielded at last to the wooing Of Ozzie Funk and they're now honey-moonmg. Dark-haired Gladys Goldenberg is now in charge Of a New York French Modiste Shop, expensive and large. Virginia Langfitt, full of business to the core Is now working hard in a ten cent store. 'Gainst marriage Harry Donovan was. accustomed to argue, But he's got him a wife that would give one the ague. Robert Grueser is a grocery-man With a big white apron and hat, - I-Ie'll sell you tomatoes and pears in a can, And give you some meat for the cat. Beau Brummel was a handsome gink, With a crush on every Jane, Q But we've a guy who puts him.on the blink, Whose name is James MCQUBIH- THE QUILL 1922 John Faris works in a grocery store, Where all is cash and carry, He sells you goods galoreg As does his brother Harry. Elbert Stalnaker now the weather predicts And sometimes he- finds himself in a fix. Ed Trainer is coaching the heathen Chinee, Showing them how to play footballee. The Misses Kight and Enright Are' gradually pining away For they -miss the smiles and wanton wiles That came from Sir Quick each day. For Corinne Hull a ranchrnan came out of the west, Her size quiets most cowboys, her fiddle the rest. Harry Taylor's Jazz Band, the Novelty Six, Still. makes strange noises and dodges bricks. Frank Mooseman forever keeps Bachelor's Hall Disappointed by one girl, he now scorns them all. t Gordon Wither, our thumb-tack trapper, Has been caught by a Broadway Happer. Townsell and Glancy are touring with Fields, As black-face artists they pay for their meals. The League of Women Voters will never be forgotten, Thru the work of their great leader, Mary Cotton The two maiden ladies McDonald and Merville Give piano recitals to children quite servile. Yula Smith, in Latin a shark, Has broken her record and goes out for larks. Connie Beard now teaches plane geometry, And swears everybody's as dumb as was she. As a journalist Hurst reaps many a gain, His nasty pen edits the New York Ameri-Cane. Rose McGregor is now working in the High School Library, Get to work without talking, she's efficient, very! Chief of secret service men Let us present Shy Peniston. And Norville Chancellor don't abuse, He rests his soul fsolej by selling shoes. The Misses Christmeyer and Boldtman are living for others, By preaching the Word to their African brother. And Sis Stout, who has traveled o'er mountains and vales, Declares that for her there's naught like the Dales. Double joy and vanish trouble, Fire burn and caldron bubble. Ha! by the shade of Tony Gibbon! From our kettle ends the ribbon. Page Thirty-three 1922 THE QUILL Page Thirty-four A iea '22 Tune: Swanee River Moon. We have reached the goal of four years work and play, Tho' we've won the strife, fitting us for life, Yet regret the leaving of this dear old school, These four happy years, mixed with joy and tears. Our paths may be afar, our lives to make or mar. Chorus: We are leaving you, so must say adieu As our four short years have passed. Thru' the world we're going, and while cares are growing Thoughts of P. H. S. will spur us ever. For the red and white, we will always fight, And to you we'll e'er be true. Since our lot is cast, we're here at last, Bidding P. H. S. adieu. Listen to the story our class colors tellg Brown is for renown, gold for fortunes crown, But the red and white shall be our beacon light, Guiding us aright, in our worldly iight. This class of '22 will always think of you. Chorus : ......q....... Ciaas ee Oh would some power Reveal to us by mystic arts Our future! What various parts Play we in 1ife's mad scramble? Thru what devious mazes ramble, With what success? We canna guess. But this we know: - That as we face our long tomorrows, Some fraught with joy and some with sorrows,- 'Twill be our great desire and aim To honor Alma Mater's name In all we do, And aye live true. Be this our purpose firm: To seek, to find, and not to yield. Like knights of old, keep bright the shield Of truth and upright dealing. Thus may our lives be healing, Uselful, greatg And challenge fate. Donald Pew T H E Q U I L L 1 9 2 2 HI!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIllIllIlllllIlIIlllIlIllIllIlIII IIIIIllIIlIIllIlllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllll IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Ciaaa jest G. Kelly and H. Taylor Ladies and incense burners, I come to bury Ceasar and not to praise him. To-day is the day of all days. Never before in the history of Parkersburg has there been such a day of rejoicing. People from miles around have come here today for this joyous event. For a long while it was very doubt- ful as to whether this rejoicing would ever come to P. H. S. but my dear friends I am now ready to tell you without any possibility of error that SHRIMP FLANIGAN IS GOING TO GRADUATE. One of the fairest members of our class had a very narrow escape last night. Dot Cooper nearly fell through a straw down at the Annex. We are very fortunate in having so many bright students in our class. But of all of these stars one shines much brighter than the rest, and that is slick haired Boso. The other day fthis is one of his knockoutsj Ossie Funk asked him if he ever took chloroform and Boso answered, No, who teaches it? The other day Raymond Goudy's mother asked him why his grades were so low, and he an- swered, Well you see after the holidays everything is marked down. I am going to recite for you a beautiful little ballad by Miss Coleman entitled First Row Out Centa Do'r. Matilda saw a little snake , Sh-e said to brother Jimmie: Oh, see the rope, for goodness sake It's taught itself to shimmyf' The other day when Thomas Owen Mulvey was out soliciting ads for the Quill he was attacked by one of the merchants dogs. So in order to defend himself he began to kick the dog. Just then the owner appeared. Hey, he yelled, stop kicking that dog. He aint mad. Mad, said Tom, Of course he aint mad. What has he to be mad for? I'm the one that's mad. We have one member who rendered the Elks Club a great service on Christmas. For a long time it was rather doubtful as to where they could find a Santa Claus for the Toy Mission. Paul Ley- man was very fortunate in finding Audra Archer. He made a very good Santa because of that fine crop of whiskers that he wears. I gave him a razor for Christmas. The other day Hobensack asked Mr. Quick what the requirements were to graduate with honor. And 'after the explanation Hobby said, I jes wanted to know. Beckwith said he was going to grad- uate with honor. Beckwith said, I said, with DIRTY AHNERJ' Now in conclusion, laying all jokes aside, I believe I can condense the thought of this speech in a last few lines, f Although you all wonder how I leave this dear old school. Let me tell you here and now I aint nobody's fool. Page Thirty-iive 1922 THE QUILL Drat era or t e Claes of E 22 By Charles Hurst Fellow classmates, students, parents, and guests:-At last the time has come which we have been waiting for so long, both fearing and hoping for the hour of its approach. Hoping for the nearness of it because we realize what glorious chances there are for us to make a success of life. Fearing the hour on account of the fact that we must part from the friends so dear that we have made in this high school during the four years that we have spent here. But now that the time at last is here when we must cast 0E the ties that bind us to the old school we are ready, yea, eager, to test our mettle against the tried and experienced veterans of the world. Twelve years have we spent in the schools of this city preparing for this momentous hour. Twelve years that have been indiscriminately mixed with sorrow and sadness, joy and happiness. Twelve years of school life. Think what this must mean to those who have not been so fortunate as to have the opportunity to spend part of their youth in school. There are many hearts and minds in this country today that are saddened when they think of their lost opportunities that we have had. The days of our youth are the days of our glory and we should take advantage of them. It is nice indeed for the speaker of' today who may address the high school graduate and say to him, Ah, my friend, I truly compliment you for the glorious use you have made of your time in school. A wonderful future is ahead of you. But is this true? Except in a very few cases there are none here today who have taken full advantage of their time, but have wasted it and frittered it away on useless things. i At the devil's booth are all things sold, each ounce of dross costs its ounce of gold. What the poet said many years ago still holds good for today. At the devil's booth all things ARE sold. You enter his den so cunningly Hxed with decorations to conceal their real purpose and you leave it with your soul in complete possession of that monster of iniquity. You sell your immortal soul for a few pleasures that you can purchase in this world. You do not think beyond the end of this planet into the far greater future that lies before you in the presence of the Omnipotent. During the course of our school career many of us have said to ourselves that we will start anew. We will make up the lost time that we have wasted. We will do better in the future. AND THE FUTURE NEVER CAME. After a few attempts to start on the right path many of us gave it up as a bad job and took the easiest path. The line of least resistance was our motto. And now you must pay and pay to the last bitter drop for the glorious moments of life we have scattered away as though they were rubbish and trash. Yes, we all had good intentions but as the philosopher said, Hell is paved with good intentions. Yes, and hell is overflowing with people who were always saying and never doing that they would start again. The man who started OE his career of crime by stealing a few cents saying to himself, God forgive me. I will start again, is now lying in the death cell awaiting the hour when he must go forth to meet his God. Awaiting the hour when the chaplain will come and pronounce the last words of benediction over him. Awaiting the hour when he will be placed in the electric chair, the black cap drawn over his head, the current switched on and his soul sent to the bottomless depths of Hades there to await the day when God shall judge the living with the dead. Page Thirty-six THE QUILL 1922 IllIIlIIIIIIIIllllIllllllIllIIIIIIIIIllIlllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIllIllllllIllIIlIllllllIIlllllllllIllIIllllllIlIIIIlllllllIIIlllllllllIIllIlllllllIIIIIIllllllIllIlllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllIlllllllllllllllll You may think that this is no time or place for such words. But this IS the best place where we are all together and thinking in some measure of what we will do after we leave school. But do not let this picture of wrecked intentions cause you to lose all faith in human nature. Do not let it cause you to stop from resolving to really do better. Not in the future but NOW. A faith in the Almighty God and faith in yourself will carry you over all obstacles though the devil and all his minions bar the way. Have faith in yourself to go out into the world and make it a better place to live in. Too many students graduating from high school and even college think only of what chances there are to gain glory and renown for themseles. Never thinking for a moment what chances there are to help make the world fit for everybody. We do not think of what we should do but the easiest way to earn money and get a name for ourselves. Yes, you may say that self preservation is the first law of nature but it is not the only one. There are hundreds of other laws that we should hold just as highly. The laws of faith, hope, and charity. Faith, hope, and charity towards all. Though a man's heart be blackened by the worst sins to be ever committed if he has an iota of charity the Maker of all things both good and bad will erase some of the black marks credited to his account in the Golden Book of deeds well and poorly done. Not only must we have faith, hope and charity, but we must be clean in body and soul. Many times this has been said to you in the past but it will bear repetition thousands of times. It can never be said too often for everything that we are, or, are going to be, depends on it. Healthy in body. What successful man alive today is there who is not in the best of physical condition? Not only must the athlete be in the best condition but all of us are bound by all the laws of God and man to keep in the prime of physical fitness. H Healthy in mind. That is probably even more important than health of body because even if we are not so fortunate as to have the best of bodily health if we have mental health then God will not let us suffer. Keep your mind clean and pure and you cannot help but succeed. If you would, traverse the tenement district of many of our large cities and see the wrecks that are there. They who had the greatest chances in the world. They who everyone thought would become something. If you could see back into their life you would see the mistakes they had made. You would see that they had wasted their body and mind in the pursuit of glittering pleasures. You would see that they had violated all the laws of nature and now they must pay. They had taken their fun where they had found it and now they are suffering the consequences. Though noth- ing else in what I say to you today amount to anything, if you will benefit by these words I will con- sider all I have said to have born fruit. BE CLEAN! BE CLEAN! BE CLEAN! MENTALLY, MORALLY, AND PHYSICALLY! If you should happen to meet with temporary reverses in the great battle of life, don't be a whining piker. Be a man! No one respects a whiner. Though you knowthat it wasn't your fault that you failed, keep it to yourself, and start again with the firm resolve to succeed. As someone once said, You may be down but you're never out. You're never out till you're dead. Then you still have another chance. Page Thirty-seven 1922 THE QUILL Though one day it rain and another be filled with sunshine and happiness always remain the same. Have a good cheerful disposition under reverses and successes. Smile and the world smiles with you, Weep and you weep alone. For a cheerful grin will let you in Where the knocker is never known. Carry those few lines in your pocket the remainder of your life and yours is the world and all that's in it. My friends, I have tried in these few words to encourage and give a few words of warning both to my classmates and those who are left behind us. I have tried to show the best way to do all things. Mayhap l have succeeded and perhaps I have not. So live that when thy summons comes To join the innumerable caravan, That moves through that mysterious realm Where each shall take his chamber in the silent hall of death, Thou go to not like the quarry slave at night Scourged to his dungeon, but sustained and soothed By an unfaltering trust approach thy grave like one who wraps The draperies of his couch about him and lies down to pleasant dreams. If you can do this then when the Master of all good workmen comes to call you to your last resting place you can say:- ' ' I have fought a good fight and I have won. fL,f ' 1 A gf - 1:1 ' I Page Thirty-eight THE QUILL 1922 Ciaea ii! We, the Mid-Year Class of Nineteen Hundred and Twenty-two of the High School, of the City of Parkersburg, County of Wood, State of West Virginia, United States of America, realizing that our days in said High School are numbered, and that soon we must put our joyous experiences of High School days behind us ,and go forth to grapple with and overcome the problems and diiiiculties of Life, being of sound mind and memory do hereby make, declare, and publish this to be our last Will and Testament, in the following manner, to-wit: , First, we will and bequeath our Senior dignity and the honors that go with it to the coming Senior Class with hope that they will have more Senior privileges than we have hadg to the Jun- iors, we leave the comforting thought that ere long they, too, will be Seniors, to the Sopomores, we leave our brains because of their need for them, and to the Freshmen our sincere sympathy. We will and bequeath to the Faculty, especially Mr. Stewart, Miss Rogers, Miss Anderson and Miss Kerr our deepest gratitude and thanks for their guidance and help during our career in old P. H. S., and we sincerely hope that they will be as patient with the coming Seniors as they have been with us. To the Student body, we leave the quest for locker and corridor privileges with the suggestion that, in case your request for said privileges is refused, suit cases and valises be furnished by the Board of Education to carry your books from one class to another. Mulford Smith does hereby will to Earl Gallagher and Ned Neale his privilege of attending all dances and of staying out late at night. ' Guy Treadway wills to Mr. Steele a high chair to use instead of sitting on top of the desks, thus saving School property. N Evelyn Enright bequeaths her fetching ways to Anita Gardner with her compliments. She sug- gests that she try them on some of the sub-freshmen boys who are about to invade this imposing temple of learning. Gordon Withers leaves his excessive height to Tiny Devlin so that he will not be looked down upon by the members of the Senior I Class. Glen Kelly hereby bequeaths to John Hushion and Bill Beckwith his witty remarks and bright sayings, and hopes they will make as good use of them in the future as he has in the past. Yula Smith wills to all riders of ponies her knowledge of Caesar, Cicero and Virgil. The Class sorrowfully leaves behind Clarence Murrin and will him to the following class to become an All-State Basketball Center. - Oscar Funk and Moss Nelson leave their case to Susan Mohler and Dallas Smith. The Senior Class wills its Freak Day plans to the coming class with a prayerful hope that they will succeed in using them to a better advantage than it did. Dorothy Dutton hereby bequeaths her business ability to Constance Russell. ' Elizabeth Edelen leaves to Roland Hobensack one box of Fluffs-Curline so he may put a few waves in his usually straight locks. Doris Cooper, Virginia Christmeyer, and Margaret Pursell, three of the prettiest girls in the class, leave their enchanting powers to Jo Carpenter, Ruth Flaherty and Anita Pifer who seem to need them worse than any one else. Edward Trainor, Frank Mooseman, and Raymond Glancy leave their sincere regrets to the School that they cannot play on the 1922 All-State Football Team. Page Thirty-nine 1922 THE QUILL Owen Mulvey wills to Red Smith one can of Rocky Ridge brand tomatoes so that he may re- new the lustre of his auburn tresses. Mary Cotton wills her ear puffs which she no longer needs to Nellie Hornbrooke to be used only on special occasions. All of the Senior girls will their interest in Football Captains to Eleanor Fitcher, Kathleen Hayes, and Ruth Kellar. - Dorothy Ireland does hereby will and bequeath to anyone who will have it, her job as Editor of the Quill, with sincere hopes that he or she may put out an Annual that will please everybody. Charles Hurst leaves his oratorical and executive ability, also talent for writing poetry to Lyle Shepherd, William Hughes, and Gerald Clayton, with the request that they use aforesaid ability for the good of the School. , Shrimp Flannigan and Gene Boso will their gentle manners, subdued voices, and manly ways to Woolworth Higgins, Sandy Shafer and Don Black. Margaret Kight leaves her regrets to Salty,' that she will no longer have the pleasure of meeting him at noon. Norvill Chancellor, Jimmie McQuain, Harry Taylor, and Jimmie Townsell leave their success at winning hearts to Julian Murrin, John Gilbert, and Douglas Merrill who never seemed to have much luck. l ' Jinny Smith leaves her curly locks to Linwood Hannaman so he wont have to marcel his so often. We now nominate and appoint Coach Thomas as executor of our last Will and Testament hereby revoking all former wills by us made. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, we have hereunto set our Hand and Seal this Twenty-seventh day of January, in the Year of our Lord, One Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty-two. fSignedJ MID-YEAR CLASS OF 1922. Signed, sealed, published and declared before us by the Mid-Year Class of 1922, as and for their last Will and Testament, in the presence and hearing of us, who have at their request, and in their presence, and in the presence of each other subscribed our names as witnesses thereto. fSignedJ William Sheff Senator Lodge Greasy Neale, Everett True Page Forty THE QUILL 1922 l Class lay THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING ERNEST CAST John Worthington, J. P. .....,.,......,,.,.,,..,,.. ....,..,......... ................... O s car Funk Algernon Moncreiff ....................,...,,..,.,,.,.,..., ..................... H arry Taylor Rev. Canon Chasuble, D. D. ........................... ....... N orvell Chancellor Merriman, Butler to Mr. Worthington .......... .................... J ohn Faris Lane, Butler to Mr. Moncreii ,......,.........,.... ..,.....,. C harles Ritton Lady Bracknell .............................,........................ .......,......... C orinne Hull Hon. Gwendolyn Fairfax, her daughter ............ ......... G ladys Goldenberg Cecily Cardew, John Worthington's Ward .................................,.............................. Doris Cooper . Miss Prism ............................................................................................................................ Gladys Weigle Act I-Algernon Moncreiff's Rooms in Half Moon Street. Act II-The Garden at the Manor House, Woolton. Act III-Morning Room at the Manor House, Woolton. Baccalaureate Sermon Sunday Evening, January 29th, 1922 Prelude- Festival March ......................................,.....................,............. ..... M endelssohn High School Orchestra Invocation .........................................................................,.................. .,..,, R ev. John Gass Anthem- The Heavens Resound ................................. ............. B eethoven Choir Scripture Reading Hymn- Come Thou Almighty King ..............,,...,,,,,,,,,,,i.,,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,.,,,.,,..,,,,,,..,,, Giardini K Choir and Audience Sermon ..........................................,................. Rev. John Gass, Associate Rector, Trinity Church Hymn- America ...... .................................................................................................. C arey Choir and Audience Benediction ........................,......,............................ ...........,,...,...,...,.,... .......,...,..... R e V. John Gass Postlude- March of Priests ....................................,............... ......,.... ............... M endelssohn High School Orchestra Cammaaaaemerat Eaeraiaea Tuesday Evening, January 31, 1922 Overture- Lustsp1el ............................,....................,.............................,,, .,.,.,..,,..,..,. K eler Bela Star Spangled Banner ...... Invocation .......,,........,....,.,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,., High School Orchestra Class and Audience Rev. I-I. C. Howard CLASS MUSICALE Chorus- West Virginia .......................................,................ ................................., H aworth Class SaX0ph0ne S010- Hind00 Chant .......................,....,..,.......,... ....... R imsky-Korskow-Kriesler . Mr. Harry Taylor Piano Solo- Valse Caprice ,,...,,,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,,..,.,,,..,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,.,, ,,,., ,,,,,,,, R u benstein Violin Solo- Meditation ....... Class Song- Ad1eu '22 .................,......,...... . .....,....,,,.,,,.,,,..,,.,.,,.,,.,,,...,.,.,, . Address- Dreams and Visions Presentation of Class .,,......,.,..,... Presentation of Diplomas .......... America .......,....,.,,..,.... l ....,.,,,,,,,.,,.,,, Benediction .......,.,..........,..,.,,, ,,,,,,,.,, March- Shoulder to Shoulder Mr. David' Pew ' ....................... Massenet Miss Corinne Hull Miss Dorothy Dutton Dr. Byron King Mr. John L. Stewart C. A. Musgrave, President of Board of Education Class and Audience Rev. H. C. Howard Klohr High School Orchestra H. E. Odgers, Superintendent of Schools, Presiding Page Forty-one 1922 THE QUILL PRESIDENT ................... VICE-PRESIDENT SECRETARY .......... . TREASURER ....... Louise Alderman Edna Anderson Mildred Athey Olive Austin Elizabeth Bailey Eunecia Bailey Genevieve Barber Claracy Bargeloh Irene Barrett Virginia Beaty Enice Beecher Adele Bigelow Marjorie Booth Florence Boreman Grace Boyd . Mildred Boyer Mildred Bunch Lura Burt Edith Cameron Margaret Casto Ruth Cox Evelyn Davis Ruth Dawkins Edith Dennison Elizabeth Dye Gladys Dye Hazel Gant Lenore Gluck . Clara Goldenberg Geraldine Graham Pauline Guice Morna Guthrie Willa Hall Virginia Hamilton Mary Louise Herdman Bonnie Hill Helen Holden Thelma Holmes Nellie Hornbrook Grace Huifman Ival Jarvis Dorothea Kennedy Lucille Kesterson Page Forty-two . eirior E J unius Caplinger Gerald Clayton Carl Clutter Bernard Coffman Harry Daily Fred Davis Arlynn Emerick Whayne Funk John Gilbert Richard Haislip Aubrey Hale Charles Hammond William Hughes John Hushion George Joyce Warren Keinath Ernest King Orville Kyle Walter Langiitt Harold Lemon Clarence Lytle Walter McKain Richard Marlowe George Meintel Ben Moats Louis Munchmyer Julian Murrin Egbert Musser Francis Nathan Ronald Pfalzgraf Thomas Rathbone Vinton Rathbone Charles Ritton James Rogers Dale Ruble Lyle Sheppard Russel Simmons John Simpson Willard Trainer Lewyer Weekley Gale White Robert Wigal William Woodruff ROBERT WI GAL JULIAN MURRIN EDITH CAMERON TOM RATHBONE Mildred Kibler Geraldine La Velle Helen Leary Elizabeth Mc Cluer Ona McCutcheon Verna McGrew Virginia McPherson Helen Marsh Virginia Martain Katherine Mobley Mollie Moreland Ligouri Murray Elizabeth Newman Erma Nowery Winifred O'Donnell Ruby Parsons Lillian Peters Helen Pollard Pearl Rice Elizabeth Richardson Muriel Roberts Katherine Rose Geraldine Ross Gertrude Ruppel Constance Russell Bernadine Ruth Lillie Sayre Mary Schultz Alice Shingleton Ernestine Srneeks Ruby Smith Virginia B. Smith Vera Stemple Myrtle Stetro Florence Stribling Madge Stump Josephine Taylor Juliette Wright Robert Barnum William Beckwith Derry Bird Wallace Bower Kermit Bush THE QUILL 1922 xxx x 59 U4 aj I' fy ' -'W Pg F tyth HZIEIIEIEIIIIIII Ill H E U' I L Virginia Lyons Madge Davis Edison Carder Harry Hickman Maurice Beren Harry Holliday Raymond Muncey Frances Kingsley James Doak Mabel Grant James Bailey Lorraine McKinley Richard Frame Fred Summers Elizabeth Birch Elizabeth McCluer Doris Keenan William Crow Walter Kramer Ruth Keller Lawrence McHenry Bernice Williams Mary Kennedy Earl LeMasters Virginia Moosman Lelia Dudley Anita Gardner Fred Conrad Warren Lowe Leah Lloyd Adrian Miller Charlotte Wagner Kathryn Brown Chester Cain Thelma Milhoan Lois Banker Henrietta Tefft Adelaide Cooper William Bohn Mabel Hyatt Camille Cottrill Burhl Hood Betty Samuels Edwin Enright - Glenna Pribble Zelma Wolfe Herbert Peters Thomas Coleman Virginia Swearingen Marguerite Eyth Page Forty-four Jemima ll Hattie Matheny Bona Mayhew Elizabeth McCoy Merle Casper Bernard Devlin James Feeney Paul Reps Sylvester Smith Audrey Neale Robert Kemery Leslie Alton Walter Bailey Clayton Williamson Robert Stewart Robert Hansel Albert Kootz Walter Bailey Horace Stanton Rosa Aippersback Valmer Prince Merle Deem Hewitt Morris Martin Moats R. Tracy Evans Wilber Crafton Erwin Stephenson Pauline Gaines Richard Biddle Louis Daugherty Ross McHenry Ernest Gant Joseph Murphy Joseph Flaherty William Jonas Rachel Knowlton La Verne Gallagher Ben Dawkins Gilbert Welch Junior Z Laura Gordan Edwin Ganson Carl Augustin Hilda Brooks Lillian Halfhill Lina Gorman Paul Murphy Frank Burfleld William Bowen Garnet Life Dorothy Marsh .Oma Mahaney Girtha Westfall Willard Higgins Herbert Adams William Nuhfer Selman Wells Rutherford Piggott Sherman Stout Grace Bonar Linwood Hannaman Dorotha Pratt Lester White Russell Stephens John Bell Russell Hardman Homer Carter Cecil Dye Margery Winans Hazel Turner John Richardson Lawrence Miller Juanita Fischer Freda Owens Myrtle Laughlin Kenneth Deem Harold Ahner Frances Inslee - Paul Yoak Fred Shirey Maurine Knight Mary Norris Mildred Stephens Beatrice Trippet Margaret Miller Mildred Prunty Edith Porter Ethel McPherson Doris Kessell Bernard Thorn Adam Jordan Robert Hendershot Forrest Grimm Homer Bennett Edith Katherine Silcott Agnes Sams Edna McGhee Agnes Gilmer Margaret Burfield Beatrice Athey Betty Alter Gladys Sinclaire Lena Taylor Lois Smith Virginia McKitrick Eva McDonald Kathryn Evers Chester Stephen Jessie Bailey Birdie DeVaughn Virginia Rowe Norma Dunham George Poling Catherine Watson Mildred Hiehle Mildred Martin Madaline Davis Tom Arnold Theresa Pursell Mary Miller Thelma Mullenax Orma Dye Virginia Kimes Inez Ballard Manclalein McClead Elizabeth Marsh Fred Keller Elizabeth Pursell Helena McLaughlin John Malley Don Black Noll Eakle Ned , Neale Fred Kramer Virginia Grogan Eugene Hague Clarice Buckner Mary Shaffer Leo Deeme Glen Roberts Lyman Prince Rosella McGuinness Robert Couch Francis Smith Frances Wise Harry Jackson Earl Galagher Eunice Withers Donald Jones Douglass Merrill THE QUILL 1922 s s Page Forty-five 1922 THE QUILL Sophomore EE Susan Mohler Samuel Goldstein John Broaddus Mack Johnson Mabel Logsdon Nelson Smith Marjorie Fouse Catherine Fleming Kathryn Stewart Robert Sigler Mary Pierce Virginia Tracewell Bessie Wilson Lawrence Boso James Joyce Earl Melott Etsel Wharton Fred Conway Harold McKinley Robin Bell Ina Davis J. Claire Bennington Clyde Lott Lillian Smith Rosalie Hiehle Catherine Plumley Earl Jenkins Harry Vaughan Opal Wilson Margaret Funk James Young Paul Vaughan Norris Sandusky Donald Deem Wavie Rhodes Paul McBride Clyde Cabell Beryle Ruble Garnet Atkinson Dessie Wilson Willa Helmick Marie Middaugh Gertrude Eppen Maxine Summers Gertrude McManus Blanch Owens Gwynn Ward Richard Busch Willard Wharton Lillian Pryor Lura Taylor Henry Allen Elva Virgin ' Gerald Prunty Donald Mozena Roy Guice Lester Ashby Frederick Gould Harold Groetsch James Dunbar Orma Somerville Earl Helmick Kenneth Kiever Garnet Freed Dorothy Price Lawrence Mills Virginia McCluer Vi? ima Prunt Richard C. Wharton Clarence Boso Nellie Park V g S .th Y Virginia Kramer Emerson Starling Evelyn Grueser erorfa ml Margaret Russell Anna Rawson Frances Prunty Rosalmd Powell Frank Nuhfer David Cremer Florence Luke Neva Bake? Carl Kesterson Harold Allen Marvin Tig-ner Elizabeth Butcher Jeannette Miller Forrest L. Armstron Anna Muhleman Gail Fletcher George A. Pahl Pearl Rinard Robert Knight Dallas Smith Charles Leavitt Oliver Rinehart Carroll Polk Le Roy St. Clair Charles Stout Horace Cook Paul Bole Nathan Breed Ernest Schauwecker Wesley Steer Thomas Rardin Adrian Criss Don Neale Virgil Haught Harold Morris John Schlarb Coila Hickman Marguerite O'Brien Egbert Musser Mildred Barnette Francis Fisher La Rue Graham Wallace Knopp Chas. Johnson George Luthringer Verne Seevers Chase Smeeks Clayton Faris Marion Baker Page Forty-six E Sop omore E Clarence Leach Roy Ash Manuel Cremer Fern Hefner Robert McFadden Marie Wires Edythe Kester Elta Plumly Marjorie Riel Margaret Gilbert Emma Fields Paul Gandee Gladys Smith Verley Deem Fredda Goif Max Fleming Eugene Kanalz John Bogle Marie Garrison Sarah Cox Eunice Melrose Caroline Downey Reva Hendershot Ora Stemple Nellie Eaton John Keller Elsie Taylor Willie Siebold Nellie Mahr Frank Lovett Mercedes Mehl Marguerite Davis Mary Va Farnsworth Herman Woomer Bessie Braden Mervin St. Clair Rex Flesher Frank Prince Charles Devine Harold Walsh Evelyn Kibler Ray Watterson Dorr Sheppard Edward McLaughlin Edna Knick Mary Eleanor Fitcher Gwendolyn Byers Irene Folwell Wm. Yeager Fay Radford Winifred Pahl Austine Slater Ora Gainor Evans Stealey Glen Nohe John Amos Julia Newton Emma Elder Milton Nuzum Samuel Hamrick Beulah Freed William Heermans Louise Collins Josephine Fields Barnetta Ball Byron Leo John Kimes Ora Beha Eleanor Bigelow Florence Brown Josephine Carpentar Margaret Craig Katherine Dummin Lurlin Greathouse Paul Broida Mary Camden John Roberts William Simpson Leon Henderson Eleanor Tait Jewel Wharton Hila Young Louise Bailey Gertrude Bird Fay Black ' Gladys Chichester Margaret Doak Virginia Harrison Virginia Hiehle Ruth James Catherine Jones Mary McNerey Kase Wilson George Ecker Virginia Houston Anna Johnson Blayne Little Mabel Mason Barbara Melrose Verbie Miller Erma Musser Agnes Swartz Goldie Treadway Lillian Woodyard Myrtle Vaughn Mary Va. Wilson Saraha Weekly Joanna Taylor Ruth Smith Beatrice Rogers Elizabeth Roberts Howard Bunch Beryl Davis Ruth Flaherty Margaret Glancy William Goche Robert Lenhart Dorothy Martin Calas Moats Paul Rector Bernice Pribble Lillian Rupple Beatrice Schroth Carl Schoonover Sarah Smoot Bertie Kyle Dorothy Armstrong Lester Haddox Austin. Stephens T H E Q U I L L llIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIIRIEIIE D' E 5 r 1922 THE QUILL cyrille leonhart paul h. ross edward elletson william tucker william mc evoy clyde fleming eva riggs lois mohler kathryn o'connor evelyn fortner lyda parsons adeline jones Violet knight Virginia laughlin elizabeth deem beulah caswell frances mc guinness mildred horner earl davis norman mehl donald weigle mary bowser kathleen hays christine hale melVin albright Virginia fleming fresh en if adella albright elizabeth Wolfe alice Weir gertrude shriner ted swartz Vera wolf beatrice wheeler zella sutherland clair richardson lucy pittit eva marshall mineta kellar ruth hutchinson mable harlow kathleen hammond Vivian garber reva cross bernard carrol nola barnhart garnet berry harold davis leland anderson walter crofton elizabeth terry sampson keller joe wildt herman dawkins john davis phil hornbrook cecil dunham ben griffin james garrity olin kester fred brown milburn meeker jennings stump elsie roby frank davis polly edelen h.,, TQQ HKZ dora cooper kathleen daV ies istrene mc pherson alleta golf Virginia sharpneck bertie wile mildred ford thelma wells Vaughn groetsch olive wilson mary stephens freda weaver constance sigler alice hutson bernice sovel helen meed edith wright kathryn Vaughan Horence talbot frances lytle helen smith pattie mae duncan ethel davis hazel curry emmett schultz Virginia dunbar Villa wilson mary knotts Virgil weaver lillian ritchie donald trout jay bibbee stella deem lois casper florence gustke carolyn kootz hortense owens onnie booth carrie page ernestine price Page Forty-'eight frances frankhauser elinore melrose gladys schultz genevieve samuels mary johnson mary carder garnet mc dougle faythe howard lucile mc dougal mary liberatore jean porter eva shields edna dennewitz mabel carder harriett stalder Virginia hofawgar florence theis ray chichester jack wells glen ash clarence johnson nelson mahoney james paul bernard nuhfer clifford burt david taylor richard donoyan ray roberts dorothea matheny okey guinn mary hauks winnie rhodes alma milhoan lena atkinson dick tredway joe borrelli clark knowlton august auberle leona smith john masters harold dutton florence ray lawrence alkire charles rogers arthur morris ivan boggess garland boggess donzel hickle glenn tighe clifford b. neale william bigelow george lutz fred phelps agnes weser mary francis trissler pearl stump alma stalnaker eva rogers mildred nuzum ruth nowery dorothy nicely regina murray robert adcock everett elliott gladys kirsch helen keinath wanda hewitt marie hogsett Virginia devol alice davis catherine burch mary bukey helen berdine gae witt kate witt ruby wign-er ruth wilcox mary louise woods eloise stump beulah stewart edna stephenson stella smith - mary smith margaret smeeks mary louise polen dorothy mount clara o'neal ruth morrison Virginia lyons stella jackson lyons mildred opal griffin nellie gallager esther galvin louise freed francis drake minnie dulaney leona decker helen davis grace davis lilly brock mildred bee willard logsdon helen bailey forrest weaver lyle hofawger ansel daily William smith carl mc henry harold williams kent tebay bennett peregoy carl sheets sheldon dean john craig curtis harris william hill william hoiman richard carrol frank bruckner walter danks lemon beall calder kemper minor sayre james randolph william ritton charles swearingen richard melrose pahl augustin blair leo donald mc pherson john seth oscar schuster bruce ferrell raymond lowery lawrence beard william eyth alonzo wilson william shannon john mc kean paul boyers treverton odgers jack rothrock carl gainer cliiord drain paul davis donald gaston walter gordon rupert roberts charles scholl john spencer william craft dale beaty willard fuller robert leach carl kanalz william garrison edward gerwig emil handke george lang harley hunt barbara davis elizabeth ebert mary dorothea walker THE QUILL 1922 Place Home Away Home Home Away Home Away Away Home Atiaietica FOOTBALL QCHEDZJLE Date Sept. 24 ........... Oct. 1 .. Oct. 8 .. Oct. 15 ...... Oct. 22 ....... Oct. 29 Nov. 5 ........ Nov. 12 Nov. 24 Score Team Parkersburg - Opp. Pennsboro 39 0 Fairmont 41 0 Wheeling 6 3 Marietta 36 . 6 Moundsville 53 3 Charleston 47 7 Huntington 27 6 Marietta 7 0 Elkins 61 0 Page Forty-nine 1922 THE QUILI Page Fifty llllIllIIllllllIIlIlllllllllllIllIlllllllIllIllllllllllllIllllllllIIllIllllllllIllIllllllIllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllll ofa aeket ME che uie Jan John Hancock at Parkersbuig Jan 13-Elkins at Elkins Jan. 14-Fairmont at Fairmont A Jan. 27-Marietta at Parkersburg Feb 3-Moundsville at Parkersburg Feb Feb Feb Feb Mar Mai' Mar. Mar 10-Wheeling at Parkersburg 17-Charleston at Pa1'ke1'sbu1'g 24-Huntington at Huntington 25-Ceredo-Kenova at Ceredo -John Hancock at Athens -Moundsville at Moundsville 11-Wheeling at Wheeling 17-Huntington at Huntington THE QUILL 119122 '15 . . -,' 1 .. Wm!! Capt. Funk has just finished his fourth season on P. H. S football team, and was Stans- bury's selection for All-State Quarterback. Here's to a real captain who led a real team to victory Without bragging. May the best of luck and success be yours, Capt. Funk. You de- serve it!!!! Coach Thomas-came to us from Gallipolis, Ohio, Where he coached last year. He had a system of coaching entirely new to our fellows, but this system was a great success from the start. Coach Thomas is to be praised for turning out a State Champoinship team, his first year at P. H. S. Mr. Thomas will be with us again next year, and expects to carry away All- State Honors. Mac has been chosen to lead the Big Red Team next season. Mac has been with- out an equal at tackle, and has been selected two consecutive years for All-State. Tackle. Page Fifty-one. 1922 THE QUILL LEFT TACKLE I Roberts will be with us next season and all We can ask of him is to play the same kind of a game that he played this season. GUARD Goonie is the kind of a guard we have been looking for. We expect him to play a bang-up game next season. GUARD Ed did not get in all the games this year on account of injuries, but the games he did get in, the opposing linemen can tell more about what he did, than we can. FULLBACK Barney sufered an injury at -the first of the season, that kept him out of a good many games, but he gave a good account of himself when he did get in. LEFT HALFBACK Hobensack was unanimously selected by every sport Writer of the state, for the halfback position. He has one more year on P. H. S. and we are expecting a lot from him next season. RIGHT HALFBACK Julian is probably the fastest halfback in the state. He is one of those steady, re- liable players that is always there in a pinch and adds long distance running to his Work. END Gibby can play the line as well as the backfield. He distinguished himself in the past season in both positions. , END Clarence has played his last season with P. H. S. He was selected to play end on Stansbury's All-State team. GUARD The kind of a guard that P. H. S. Wants on the line, Moody played good con- sistent football all through the season. GUARD Doc Glancy is the kind of a man the opposing linemen hate to see comingzat them. CENTER We consider Chunky the best High School Center in the State. As long as We have him to build around we need not fear for a strong line. CENTER Bob Wigal was a steady player and gave all he had, when he got in the game. END Robin will represent us at end next fall, and We are going to watch him go. END Schaifer is another man We expect to make a name for himself next year. HALFBACK Dirty did not come out for football the first of the season, but when he did come out he played the kind of ball P. H. S. wants to see. A QUARTERBACK Johnnie proved to us in the games he played this year, that next year he will be one of the best quarterbacks in the State. END Lanky never made a regular berth on the team, but he showed Coach Thomas that he had the making of a football player. This was his last year in football, for he graduates in June. Page Fifty-two THE QUILL 1922 Name Wayne Funk George Murrin Roland Hobensack John Bell Robin Bell Ross McHenry Clarence Murrin Robert Barnum Julian Murrin Edward Trainer Frank Mooseman Gilbert Welch Harold Ahner Raymond Glancy Walter Langiitt John Hushion Harry Schafer John Roberts Robert Wigal P. H. S. - FIRST TEAM West Virginia High School Champions he a he in Athletics Nickname Amusement Ambition Skillet Swann Street Succeed Greasy Neale Chunky To rule Spring St. To take a trip around t Hooby Life saving To look pretty Goonie Girls To be coffee king Robin Mary To marry Mary Mac Eating All-American Big Murrin Jokes Succeed Thomas Pete Cramer's Car To live in Ashland, Ky. Little Murrin Kathleen To be great Ed Chancellor A sea captain Moody A little Emerald Ring To own Duquesne Gibby Bruce Harper To be IT Dirty Flanigans To be like Hooby Doc Working To blow balloons Lanky Everything Nothing Johnnie Picture books To be short Schaf Bicycles To live in a city Purty None of my business A professional vamp Bob Books To be popular he world Page Fifty-three .1922 THE QUILL A Review ef the H923 Football Season The Big Red football team has finished one of the greatest seasons in its football history. The season has been a success from every point of view. Coach Thomas came to us with a sys- tem of coaching entirely new to our fellows, but in a Week's time they were on to this system, and he had them going at mid-season form. The school board did what no other school board in the state has ever done. They appropriated a large sum of money to be used in carrying on football activities, and the games were to be free to the public. Bleachers were erected on one side of the field and admission was charged to those, who wished to sit down and watch the games. This proved a success for at almost every game the admission from the bleachers amounted to the expenses of the visiting team. Never has a student body, and in fact the public, shown so much enthusiasm and pep as was shown this year. The rooting section was always filled with loyal rooters and parades and cele- brations after the games, were frequent. ' The Pennsboro, Moundsville, Fairmont, Charleston, Marietta and Elkins games were all easy vic- tories for us. But in the Wheeling and Huntington games we encountered more difficulty. Wheeling had a strong offensive as well as defensive team. They scored a field goal in the first part of the game, and Parkersburg, was taxed to her utmost to push the pigskin across the goal line for one touch- down. The Huntington game was a hard fought game all the way through. The superior coach- ing and all around playing ability of the team showed more in this game than in any other game of the season. We ran up a total of 27 points to our opponent's 6 The Best Team Won, and thru this victory went the title of High School Champions of West Virginia for 1921. They are cham- pions in every sense of the word and are more than worthy of the Championship Crown. With such men as Capt.-elect McHenry, Hobensack,'J. Murrin and G. Murrin to build around, Coach Thomas should develop another winning team next year. What la Offered , At the present time the work in physical education is divided into two phases, one phase of the work is that which is given during the regular school day and is compulsory for all Freshmen and Sophomores. Eight points are given to students who satisfactorily complete two years of the regular work in physical education. The other phase of the Work, is after school recreation which consists of various forms of athletic competition. Football, volley ball, kitten ball, barrel ball, field hockey, soccer football, tennis, basketball, baseball, track, cross-country hiking, boxing, wrestling, cage ball, and captain ball are offered during the various seasons of the year, and may be elected by all students who physically qualify, but only Juniors and Seniors may secure minor points for after school recreational work. The Seaeonrs Review The aim of the Department of Physical Education of the Parkersburg High School at the be- ginning of this school year was to secure the active participation of every possible student in some phase of physical activity. Not only was active participation desired, but also that the student be made healthier mentally, physically, and morally by availing himself of the opportunities offered by the Department. Enya? Athletics During the fall an unusually large number of boys took part in football, barrel ball, volley ball, kitten ball, and cage ball. Three definite football squads were organized, and class teams were formed in barrel ball, volley ball, kitten ball, and cage ball. After the close of fall athletics, the problem to take care of the great demand to participate in basketball became a real one since only one gymnasium was available for both the girls and the boys. The problem was solved in the best possible way and at the present time more than eighty boys are playing on regularly organized school teams. The spring program calls for class leagues in kitten ball and baseball, inter-class track meets, gymnastic meets, inter-class volley ball games, a representative team in baseball and track, and var- ious other forms of athletic activities. Page Fifty-four THE QUILL 1922 COMPLETE FOOTBALL SQUAD ?rearaineraE Freshman Football Terms Forward Pass-Handing notes. Line Buck-Getting out of the study hall at 3:30. Trick Play-Writing your own excuse on the morning after the day before. . End Run-Getting around a bunch of girls on the side-walk. Center-The most popular girl furnishes the center for admiration. Guards-Teachers in Test. Half Back-Most of the students in P. H. S. in studies. Off-side-Freshmen getting into wrong classrooms. Tackles-Fellows getting dates. End-Gone far enough, time to stop. Page Fifty-five 1922 THE QUILL iris? t ietiea Never before have the girls created such an interest in physical education. The afternoon work during the Fall has been a great success, and more than 200 girls came out for sports. A The various games indulged in being, Soccer, Kitten Ball, Volley Ball, .and Basketball. . The First Team Basketball has been chosen as follows: Adelle Bigelow, Capt. ' Genevieve Barber Bernadine Ruth Lena Taylor Lura 'Taylor Fay Black Va. Harrison Marie Garrison Lilly Brock Va. Beatty The girls have a hiking club which is a new activity in the High School. Great interest is being shown in this club. . .. 2 Inter-class basketball is very interesting as the girls are playing a fast game this year. These teams are as follows: - Freshmen Sophomores Juniors Seniors E. Barnum A. Slater E. Marsh L. Kesterson E. Deem E. Kibler E. Ransell L. Gluck M. Harlow F. Heffner M. Miller V. Stemple P. Edelen W. Pahl F. Wise O. Austin V. Wolfe G. McManus E. Withers H. Gant J. Porter E. Bigelow V. Swearinger I. Barrett R. Hutchinson A. Cooper G. Graham H. Stalder E. Smeeks M. Horner H. Marsh Wheeler A. Hutson Page Fifty-six THE QUILL 1922 Tiaavei Ciaih The Travel Club was organized four years ago in the History IV classes. All the members have to do is to board the famed Magic Rug and they are oi? to explore the wilds of Africa or fhave with them the Archbishop of Canterbury. Countries and places of particular interest are discussed. At one of the meetings this year, Miss Mabel Hodges, who spent a year in the Far East, gave a talk on Customs in China. Pro- grams this semester have been given on China, Russia, Canada, United States, Alaska and Italy. The club boasts of an enrollment of forty-eight members, including Miss Peters, as an honor- ary member. Leaders-Dorothy Ireland and Birdie De Vaughng Assistant Leaders-Francis Nathan and Catherine Watson. Page Fifty-seven 1922 THE QUILL 1 i l w l l s caters mu One of the main factors that contributed to the success of the past football season was the organization of a football cheering club known as the HROOTERS CLUB. This was rather a novelty in the school as in the past there had been an attempt to concentrate the cheering but the cheer leader had relied on every one to help out. The past football season, however, the publicity manager and the cheer leader got together and decided that if the season was to be a real success there must be organized cheering. So they had a meeting of all the boys that .would be interested in the proposed club. The response was grati- fying in every respect. The club formed consisted of fifty boys who had the spirit of service to the school and good healthy lungs. A week or two later the manager and cheer leader organized the girls' rooting section of the Rooters Club and it was a fine success. About '100 girls entered the club. Before every game the entire Rooters Club marched through the streets of the town gaily be- cleckecl in the red and white colors of Parkersburg, giving the cheers of the old school and sing- ing the Red and White of Parkersburg. ' - This is one of thebest clubs ever organized in the high school and it should be continued in the future. E X Page Fifty-eight THE QUILL 1922 tletie on Club Let's go girls! Where? To the Y. W. C. A. on Thursday evening at 7:30. Not only go, but join this club which is only open to High School girls, who should feel it not only their duty, but a privilege to belong. - The purpose of this club is to forward friendliness among all girls, to serve others and appreciate their eforts and to meet together for work and play. At the first meeting of the season the following oflicers were elected: President, Julia Welch, Vice President, Frances Kingsley, Secretary, Bona Mayhew, Treasurer, Helen Williamson. These ofHcers with the help of the council have planned a very interesting calendar for the year which provides for a carnival in the Spring and a party for the Senior Class, besides the regular monthly picnic suppers, to say nothing of the very successful tea that took place during the holidays. Besides the Social Program there is one of Service, bringing sunshine and happiness into the lives and homes of less fortunate ones. For our Christmas work, our club dressed dolls and sent toys and candy to twenty-five little Pueblo Indian girls. The Let's Go Club has a membership of seventy-iive enthusiastic girls. It is our earnest de- sire that all who have not joined will do so at once. Just come down and see what good times we have. A The Cabinet wish to express their appreciation of the cooperation and help of Miss Margaret Darling, the Y. W. C. A. Club Secretary, Miss Sara Smith and Miss Cornelia Crawford. atv-intfalgs The HE Y Cin The Hi-Y is growing. Last year and the season before we only had one class taught by Supt. Odgers, Now we have three classes taught by Mr. Odgers, Mr. Herbert Smith, and Mr. Brubaker. There is a great-feeling of fellowship among the members. In November, 1921, we had a big supper for the Big Red Champs, and made things look fine for the veterans of the pigskin. On Decem- ber 30, all the alumni of the club came home from college. We had a big supper for them too, and they left some of their pep with the younger members. It's a fine place to roll away time with a purpose. Come and try us, you Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors. Ask any of the following about all our good times: William G. Clayton, President, Lyle Sheppard, Vice President, Donald Pew, Secretaryg David Pew, Treasurer, Torence Lytle, Boys' Secretary of Y, Mr. H. E. Odgers, Mr. Herbert Smith and Mr. Brubaker, Instructors. Page Fifty-nine 1222 THE QUILL A Y Q i if f rL1l' .le 9 9.1 IVIEQQQQ l 1' f 9 'L a l. ,Music aaaieal ctivitiea Girls Boys Total General Chorus ........ ....... 2 36 ......... ....... 3 9 ...... ........... 2 75 Glee chorus ........,.. 91 ......... ....... 5 6 ...,.... .....,.. 1 47 Glee Club .... 35 .,..... ....... 1 8 ...... ..... . 53 Orchestra .... 12 ....,.,.. .,..... 2 3 ....... .... 3 5 Band .......... ....... .............. .,............ ....... 1 4 ...... ..... 524 Credits are given for Piano and Orchestral Instruments. A few years ago Parkersburg High boasted of a very small orchestra and chorus. This small music department has grown by leaps and bounds. A wealth of material and talent has been unearthed and music in P. H. S. is now one of our most important factors. Regular practice of the orchestra is held twice weekly. They have played in general Assembly, at debates, Commencement Exercises, Baccalaureate Services, preceding numbers of the lecture course and various other activities. . - There is abundance of vocal material in the school. The Glee Clubs have made much progress and are to be congratulated upon the progress they have made under Mr. Bird's direction. Music in all forms has been highly encouraged. We have every cause to feel assured of the ex- cellent standing of P. H. S. in all music circles. N WNW ll1lg'f5i1'1lf Page Sixty THE QUILL 1922 -en..-se,-s,..C lub? , 4 , ,fagn ., Q, f-. fgdwf f L T ! ,gif ,4iZav f 1 e g H!! I .agar gg P f f ' 'L fa Q!!! Q.: 5,92 fag - g 'gt 1 fo J Q., dl' , 'Zfrvv-. K .J :ye- What they havenit been called? Country Cousins, Cow and Chicken Club, Country Club and many others even more classical names than these, but still they remain quite unguessed and almost un- sung. How many students of the P. H. S. know anything about this club farther than, There will be a meeting of the C. C.'s in room 217 immediately after school? Do the students know that the club gives at least three parties or social affairs a semester, that at least one member of the C. C.'s is connected in some way with practically every activity in the school, that the C. C.'s are the only school organization existing in P. H. S. today with a record of three years continuous activity be- hind them? The members of this club are boys and girls with ideas and ideals. The club started the activities of the semester with the semi-annual initiation given in October, 1921. This affair was a huge suc- cess and after each candidate had ridden the goat long and frantically and performed many other feats demanding a like amount of perseverance and courage until even the most cruel hearted of the C. C.'s pronounced them worthy of membership, twenty-Hve names were added to the roll call. A brief breathing spell. Then a hike and weiner roast, with weiners, pickles, buns, moonlight to spare and - a chaperon. The members of the C. C.'s grew thoughtful. Does a club that merely gives its members a good time, justify its existence? The yes and no of the question was sincerely discussed. As a result those country boys and girls contributed from their potato and vegetable bins, fruit cellars and meat houses food supplies which were given to families of Parkersburg who had met hard times. Then the C. C.'s with a clear conscience turned again to social activities for there was the party given in honor of the graduating members of the club. These are the semester's activities of the C. C.':s the club that earnestly endeavors to extend the hand of fellowship to all strangers within the portals of Parkersburg High School, the club that be- lieves in being Happy with a capital H, then passing on as much as you can spare to the fellow next to you. President ...................... ......... A dele Bigelow Vice President ..............., ................... I nez Teft Secretary-Treasurer ....... ...............,....... W illa Hall Reporter ..............,.............. ......,.. L ouis Munchmeyer Sponsor ...................... ........ M iss Nellie H. Taylor Assistant Sponsor ........ ..... M iss Merrie Stewart Page Sixty-one 1922 THE QUILL The mme ceram ics Citi The Home Economics Club one of the youngest organizations of the School is one of the most ac-tive and energetic. The Club has for its purpose the development of the highest ideas of Womanhood, the bringing about of a closer relationship between the school and the home, and the fostering of a feeling of good will and fellowship among the members of the Club and the other students of the High School. The girls have shown their desire to be of service by activities such as banquets, entertaining the Mothers, and putting on Little Plays. The oiiicers of the Club are elected each semester. Those now serving are: President .............................................................. ............................ . .. Florence Boreman Vice President ....... ......... V irginia Harrison Secretary ......... .............. D ora Kessel Treasurer .....,..... ....... E lizabeth Edelen Quill Reporter ....... .......... H elen Leary l e rr? eeeryea The Freshman Club of the High School Y. W. C. A. has been in existence a year and at mid- year these girls will join the Let's Go Club and a new group from the Junior High School will con- tinue the girl reserve work. 4 During the last year the girls have been very active socially, helping the Y. W. C. A. in its spring campaign and made very attractive posters for county work under Miss Kerr's capable lead- ership. The officers are: President ........... ........ E lizabeth Ter1'y Secretary ..... ........ C hristine Hale Treasurer ...,... .......... L ois Mohler Advisor ...........................................................,..............................,..... Miss Lillian Kerr Other members are Elizabeth Wolfe, Vera Wolfe, Alice Weir, Polly Edelen, 'Beatrice Wheeler, Mary Bowser, and Vivian Garber. Page Sixty-two THE QUILL 1922 - -.--. 4 g 5 ia. il CQ . 7 , Jr . - f :X M - ' p X ,L ri g gg, 5? N- ' .I .4 Pr 1 -, , v h ,A fl' L ,,v 'fl ,wa may if ,I 7, Q .- , -- L k . , - , gg . , - I J N 1 School DI:-YS .,A?A , ,... , . I r My School days, school days, Dear old golden rule days, Readin', writin, and 'rithmetic, We're back again. Septelfllber, to all the school children in the world means the beginning of a New Year. Hurrah! We are Seniors now and feel that we should be very dignified. The first week, Mr. Stewart was kind enough to grant us half-day sessions. One day during-the month, Mr. Leiber gave us a gorgeous Shzikespearian demonstration in Chapel. The rest of the days were not startling in any way-but stil days. CALENDAR , Sept. 5-We have a happy reunion--'Tm so glad to see you, what have you been doing this sum- mer? Did you have a good time ? are the many questions heard everywhere. Goody! we are given half of the day to observe the national holiday--labor day. Sept. 6-Some delayed Seniors come back to the fiock-we welcome them with open arms-we like to have our friends with us, while in misery. Sept. 7-The teachers decide it's time we're getting to work-we think the same? They give us lots of home work and smile while they do it. Absolutely cruel! Sept. 8-Oh! don't we feel big enough. We take the front seats in Chapel. It's such a grand and glorious feeling being a Senior. How we pity everybody else! Sept. 9-We're sorry it's Friday. Really, welve been having a wonderfully easy time, but - after the sunshine comes the rain. Sept. 12-We say goodbye, Old Dear to half-day sessions. The teachers are delighted to see the last of our vacation pep depart and think perhaps we may learn something now. We remain- doubtful! Sept. 13-Goodbye straw hats! The girls are displaying their new fall hats-we admire and criticise. Sept. 14-Our freshies try to start something. We Seniors show them their place-they know who's who in P. H. S. now. Sept. 15-Frances Shields is asked to decline a kiss grammatically. We are shocked to death. She says, I guess I would call it a conjunction which I have never yet declined. Oh! What we know about you! , Sept. 16-Everybody busy-at NOTHING! Page Sixty-three 1922 THE QUILL Sept. 19-Clarence Murrin tells us the first sigh of love is the last sigh of wisdom. If exper- ience counts for anything, he ought to know. Don't you think? Sept. 20-Katharine Stout in history class- The Hebrews and Phoenicians had no dates. Can you imagine that! They were not one bit like us. Sept. 21-All teachers are on corridor duty. My dear! you'd never a' guessed they could make such good policemen. We know it would be easy for them to become women policemen in New York. Sorry they aren't there. V Sept. 22-Paul Flannigan tells us he loves his teachers-you know true love never runs smooth- ly. Poor broken-hearted boy! ' Sept. 23-Who's -Mulford Smith's latest? Sept. 26-All the teachers are scandalized at the brevity of our skirts. They could be worse! Sept. 27-Franz Lieber gives us a Shakespearian exhibition in chapel. Oh thrills! He is so romantic looking, with the most wonderful eyes. We girls fall in love with him. No wonder peanut heaven is so crowded that night. Sept. 28- We laugh at the teacher's jokes, No matter what they be, . Not because they're funny jokes . But because it's policy. Now don't we? Sept. 29-Oscar Funk is afraid he won't get 95 or above in everything. We're with you Ossy! Sept. 30-We have a class meeting and elect our class officers-the girls stand together and rule elections. Result: a girl president! Jlfljue-Z5 .H Sengon H5 Beewfbx Was Cove Page Sixty-four THE QUILL 1922 4 , ,Q . B-li af K, l l 221 ll Q... ' an it 1537 X , Qlg5qui?:?.'5 ii H 5ENlor Hs He Fitptpeuvs To Fl Fl-eskle riot i, , iiii wer U October was the most uneventful month of the whole Senior year, but we managed to make it interesting somehow. We received our first reports and were either glad or depressed, according to our respective grades. The Good Health Club, Rooters' Club, and perhaps some minor clubs were organized during this dull month. The 28th brought Marshall Foch day-but no holiday. October- with its good-bye summer and near-winter feeling saw us Seniors hard at work in our classrooms, sometimes studying, sometimes writing notes behind the teacher's back, sometimes gossiping. We really tried to make the best of things, seeing all the while the glorious future-graduation looming on the horizon. - CALENDAR Oct. 2-We find out that there is a Woman-hater on the football team-or maybe he's just bash- ful! Want to know who? Wigal. Oct. 4-Evelyn Enright is called on to recite in English-she says she doesn't know her lesson because she has two cases on her hands. Page Sixty-five 1922 THE QUILL Oct. 5-Library is closed-some of us industrious Seniors Wonder what We will do for references. Oct. 6-The scores of the World Series are given in Chapel-we try to see how much noise we C311 make W hen our favorite is ahead. Oct. 9-We take a nap-teachers Wake up. Oct. 10-The Home Economics Club has a meeting. We Wonder whether it tasted or sewed. Oct. 11- Guess what happened? 1 Oct. 12-Margaret Kight chews only one package of Juicy Fruit today. Oct. 13-Unlucky 13! Oct. 14-Doris Cooper tells us she received a big box of candy from B. J. There must have been a terrible quarrel. Oct. 17-Isn't Raymond Glancy cute? Oct. 18-We pick out our announcement cards-they are the cheapest but most original. That's us, Mable! Oct. 19-Miss Kerr tells the French class about the evils of Paris--Naughty! Naughty! Oct. 20-Miss Merriman rebukes the Senior Class for their foolishness and irregular lines. Oct. 21- Last day in the week-ain't it a grand and glorious feeling!!! Oct. 24-The Rooters' Club is organized. They have lots of pep but we wish they Wouldn't take our exclusive seats. Oct. 25-Charles Hurst Wants to know, If education makes a person refined, why is college course? Give up! Oct. 26-We ask the Freshies what they are trying to do-they say they are trying to get ahead. They certainly need one. ' Oct. 27-The Lyceum Campaign begins-queer how We'd rather see Wally Reid or Norma Tal- madge than some real live, honest-to-goodness artists! Oct. 28-Marshall Foch Day-or rather give a dime day. We prove our patriotism in a ma- terial way. Oct. 31- Oh! 'most forgot-it's Friday. Ghosts! goblins! cats on a broom! queer creatures! mystery! startling sights! terror! F R I G H T !-that's HalloWe'en. We just love to-day and We're going to have some fun after it gets dark. Page Sixty-six ' 1922 THE QUILL 2 f- 'Xuxfl 5 K U C. fy l ,MQ fl chuul N X1 P' CD , Q I I . X-1 - X-u, ra r November, to us Seniors, was a very important and altogether pleasant month. In the first place We were set free the 3rd and 4th because of teachers' institute. Armistice Day, the 11th, meant a half-holiday, and of course Thanksgiving-was Thanksgiving. But that Wasn't all. The 23rd stands out in our memories as the most glorious, wonderful and delightful day of the whole month-Freak Day. We made the whole day one round of gay colors and laughter. Our football game was quite a success. Thanksgiving night, the gymnasium was the scene of our Senior Banquet. We had as ' OW COULD NOVEMBER HELP our guests, the P. H. S. football team and the Elkins team. H BUT BE PERFECT! CALENDAR Nov. 1-Miss Rogers asks, What three words are used most among high school students Virginia Christmeyer, I don't know. Correct, says our dear teacher. 1 N . 2--We display much peevishness because we must go to school today-tomorrow is a holi- ov day-and the next day too. Just look at us and you'll know how glad We are. 477, Page Sixty-seven 1922 THE QUILL Nov. 7-We're back again! Take it as you will-we mean to express great grief and boredom, not happiness. Nov. 8-We girls give up our Snappy Stories in order to buy the Literary Digest. Nov. 9-Oscar Funk and Mulford Smith, we are told, are debtors to the Empire Cleaning Com- pany for cleaning their Sunday suits which were ruined by Mary Garden powder. Nov. 10-Would you believe it? We hear Moss Nelson singing, I wonder if you still care for me, softly in home room. We'll ask him. Nov. 11-How wonderful! Armistice Day. We have just a few periods and are given half the day to rejoice. It persists in raining, though, and we don't like to march even if we are given the honor of leading the parade. Nov. 14-I receive the following: I have been in P. H. S. four years and have not had a man yet. How can I get one ?--Y. S. All I can say is-get him by the neck and hang on! Nov. 15-We really have a clever boy in our class. We ask Glen Kelly, When was the revival of learning? I-Ie says, Before the last test. '- Nov. 16-Gladys Weigle in History- The book says Nuremburg was a very important place but I don't see how it could for I've never heard of it. Nov. 17-Miss Rogers has the courage and fearlessness to say, Tomorrow we shall take the life of Shakespeare. Please come prepared! Nov. 18-We have a very noisy class meeting to talk over urgent matters. Greenwich Follies are on tonight. We aren't going to miss them. Nov. 21-We have a Quill meeting to talk over lots of things. Oh! we're terribly interested in our Annual and intend making it most exclusive. Nov. 22-We practice for Freak Day at 7:00 in the Auditorium. We have lots of fun. The bleachers break down and the girls find themselves on the cold, cold platform. Nov. 23-Day of days! FREAK DAY! We look so d i f f e r e n t. We get out of classes and have our pictures taken at 11:00. We practice at noon and the great moment comes at 2:30, when we display our genius on the stage before the whole student body. The Elkins boys- come on the stage and we yell according to their looks. Johnson forever! Nov. 24-Thanksgiving! We help get things ready in the morning for the banquet. At 6:00 P. M. we assemble in the Gymnasium and have a real time. The Elkins boys show their appreciation. Nov. 28-The End of some perfect days! Most of us are tardy today. Know why? Most of us have forgotten how to get up early but Miss Core insists that we get into the habit again. Nov. 29-We study Tam O'Shanter the poem by Burns, in English. Miss Rogers says she's glad Tam starts with a T instead of a D. Nov. 30-We are as good as we can be cause grades close today, and we have a saying all our own. Last impressions are lasting with the teachers. 3 Vi Page Sixtyleight THE QUILL 19-22 MARY JONES . Library X. Y. Z. I 11f11f21 o. K. A. B. C. I it I Period y er rt - I have a little permit So the very obliging lady sends me . That goes in and out with me, Back from whence I come, Q And what can be the use of it I decide to never try again, 43 Is more than I can see. It is so awfully dumb. If I venture to the library So to my fellow suiers , X Or even in the hall, In good old P. H. S. l Permit, please, is sure to be I say, Hold to 'your permit X The teacher's solemn call. It's the cause of much distress. - When I realize I've lost it, And if on some unfortunate day 'Tis the start of all my fears, Your permit you should lose, l cannot find it anywhere I'll advise you to advertise Q Despite my bitter tears. In the Sentinel or the News. 1 I had put it in my history Just a tribute to my permit, 5 As I stepped into the hall, May it's life be short and sweet. X But when in my book I look So that never in my life again . It wasn't there at all. Shall I that little paper meet. 1 Page Sixty-nine 1922 THE QUILL ,ff A -fa ZAWCH December was a very important and busy month for us Seniors. The cast for the Senior Play, The Importance of Being Ernest, was picked out after many try-outs. We had our pictures taken for the Q-uill at Mr. Wilsons. All during the month we had many important Quill meetings and started getting our material ready for Mr. Printerman. The 22nd meant the last day of school until the 2nd of January, 1922. We said, Goodbye for awhile, and a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, to everyone. CALENDAR Dec. 1-Bad News! We are told we must have our Senior Essays in by next Thursday. Where will we scrape up a 1000 connected words?-perplexed. Dec. 2-Yula Smith tries to capture David Pew. Dec. 5-It's a thrill that comes only once in a lifetime-getting our Senior Pictures taken. Mr. Wilson says lesson. he will NEVER take the pictures of High School graduates again. We taught him a Dec. 6-This is Pollyanna Day! We receive our reports. THEY COULD BE WORSE! Dec. 7-We have a very short chapel period. Mr. H. A. Stansbury, physical director of W. V. U. presents the Football Trophy to P. H. S. We all think it adorable. Dec. 8-Norville Chancellor- What shall I write my Senior Essay on? Dorothy Dutton- Paper, silly. Dec. 9-Harry Taylor asks John Faris- What is the difference between the death of a sculp- tor and the death of a hairdresser? John- Oh! that's easy, one makes faces and busts, and the other curls up and dyes. Dec.12-We try-out for the Senior Play after school. It takes something like this to prove our talent. Dec. Dec. Dec. the cold window, Dec. 13-The boys try-out. 14-What could be worse than BURKE AND HIS SPEECH ON CONCILIATION? Nothing. 15-Frank Mooseman says, Most girls don't appreciate good music, because you may sit in play beautiful strains on the mandolin for hours and she won't even look out of the and but just let James Townsell honk his horn and out she comes. 16-We have our Final try-outs for the play in the auditorium. We stay until 5:00 but the judges decide to hold us in suspense until Monday. Page Seventy THE QUILL 1922 Dec. 19-We find out! Dec. 20-We vote on business manager for the Class Play-surprised? Eugene Boso is elected. Dec. 21-Donald Neal to Dorothy Ireland carrying the Dummy for the Quill. What's that you have there? Dorothy- Oh! just the dummy for the Quill. Donald- Is the Dummy a new paper they're putting out at school?', Dec. 22-Last day of school! We have chapel to take up a collection and have some business men talk to us. Lots of Old timers are seen wandering around. The Editors Wish it's readers a Merry Christmas and a. Happy New Year? ' M-r,mY,-APRESENT n wowpzn wr-io IT MUST BE, CANDPQ No-clCrAR5- cou1.P HAVE x Vi 50 REMEMBERFQP P EXQITED H E.. ' . . A 1 - 'P 01 VIR 1. 'i J' . x' up if gg Q f slimy C. HON y? eo1.sA1zN!g DARN!! FELLERJ I 1 BET' I U - ' Aff' ' ' l' ll' f E K.-K X, '.wE:..iI I I in xffii' ffiff .DONE rn Wx f f',?7Lgjgf's-5, , iv ' Xjfqxx :f 5 Ml D D ? ff -1 I ' as Kewl iff :ff XX -.Q Wm. if 0 - lr :Q 17,11 f . - 2 fllllmrfliff 4 ' bw' Page Seventy-one THE QUILL 1922 . Down street one day Gene Boso was aproached by a pretty Salvation Army Lass and was asked to buy a copy of the War Cry. Well, he asked, if I give you a nickel, will you pray for me when your pretty head touches the pillow tonight ? I'l1 pray for you right now, she said. This was her prayer, Oh, Lord, make this young man's heart as soft as his head. , Page Seventy-two THE QUILTJ 1922 , January was all excitement, hurry and work for us Seniors. We had so much that we must do, and so little time to do it in. The most important events of the month were- The Class Play, Class Night, The Junior-Senior Banquet, Class Day, The Baccalaureate Sermon, and of course many minor activities. January, to us Seniors, meant the last month of our High School Life. Somehow we were not so glad as we thought we would be-it was hard to say, Goodbye, School Days. But we did and now-we're no more. fYou're supposed to weep.J ' CALENDAR AJan. 3-We're back again-but slightly late. Jan. 4- Lives of great editors remind us That their lives are not sublime, They have to work like thunder To get copy up in time. AND SO DO WE! ' Jan. 5-The Shiek is in town! But don't be afraid girls-he's absolutely marvelous looking! Jan. 6-From all reports the Class Play is progressing at a surprising rate-especially the love interest. Jan. 9-Mrs. Lake says that to make a date, it is necessary to have the day, month, and year. We're afraid she knows little about it. Jan. 10-Ruby Boggess in English- And an angel came to Abou Ben Adhem. . Miss Rogers- Was the angel a man or woman? Ruby- A woman, of course. Miss Rogers- No, Ruby, you're mistaken, it was a man! Oscar Funk- I always knew men were angels. 'D Jan. 11-We're wondering if we'll have to take exams????!!!! Jan. 12-We're still wondering! y Jan. 13-Our dear little shy Peniston, whom Miss Rogers thinks looks like a poet, gets a date tonight. We wonder who the lucky girl is? Jan. 16--Martha Chapman- My lipstick cost a quarter. Margaret Pursell- Oh! mine only cost 25c and it's just like yours. Jan. 17-We hear that Gladys Goldenberg and Oscar Funk make ideal lovers-in the CLASS PLAY! Page Seventy-three 1922 THE QUILL Jan. 18-Charles Hurst is terribly mad at us because we Won't make the Modest Violet our class flower. We're sorry you're peeved, Charles, but W6,1'9 much too sophisticated for such a flower-We're SENIORSV' Jan. 19-We take Quill subscriptions-much success. The Quill is all in the hands of the print- er but this poor, rushing month-soon it will be on it's Way. Jan. 20-THE LAST DAY of REAL SCHOOL for US! It's too good to be true-almost. We wear our class colors-brown and gold. S'nice. Goodbye books, chairs, desks, nfeverything. Jan. 23-We come back to practice for the class song. The actors in the Senior Play come back, also, for hard, unrelenting practice. Jan. Jan. Jan. Jan. Jan. Jan. Jan. 24-The Junior-Senior Banquet! 25-Another Day! -Thrills! The Class Play. It is a wonderful, glorious success! 27-Class Day! We also get our Quills today. 29-Sunday-The Baccalaureate Sermon! -You'll never know. -Graduation Night! We all cry,- Goodbye, Old School, we have the best of you. A EXIT-SIDE DOOR! Editors: Gladys Goldenberg Beatrice McDonald an--ml-an It appears from my record, said the Latin teacher, that you have Hunked just 19 times this month. Yes, replied Gene Hague, no man is perfect. S4 Pls Pli :lf Pk Geometrically Speaking H. Taylor: Football is a high school sport. . I am a high school sport. Therefore, I am a football.--Q. E. D. Teacher- Use the Word right in a sentence. D. Core-'fWright, Write rite right. :F 24 vs 2: :ls . He Who steals my purse steals trash. -CSignedJ J. L. S. Pk Pls Pls DF 2l4 Teacher- What is a skeleton? D. Ahner- Why a skeleton is when you pull a man's insides out and take his out- sides off. Page Seventy-four 1922 THE QUILL Page Seventy-six THE QUILL 1922 IIllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllIllIIIIllIllIllllIIIIllIllIIIIIllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIllIIIIIIIIIIlllllllIIIIIIIIllllIllllllIllIllIIIIIIIIIllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII va fa ,,,,A . . q . I cannot praise our preacher's eyesg I never saw his glance divine, He always shuts them when he prays, And when he preaches he shuts mine. Pls Pls Pls Pls Pls Fairlwoman was made to bewitch- A -companion, a nurse, ' A blessing, or worse, Fair woman was made to be which? Pls Pls Pls Pls Pls Beckwith was breaking the speed limit as usual. He didn't see the dog, but heard it Ki-Yi-and stopped his car. Going back, he found a very angry woman standing over a very ugly dog-the ugliest dog imaginable. Among other vitriolic turns, she called him murderer! Thinking to pacify her, William said, Madam, I shall gladly replace your dog. Young man, she said in a freezing voice, you flatter yourself. Pls Pls Pls Pls Pls Mollie Moreland came cautiously up to the librarian and asked in low tones, if she could get a book about Davids' Harem. Oh yes, said the librarian, we have a copy of 'David Harum'. Hush, whispered Mollie, not so loud. Pls Pls Pls S1 Pls Waiter- Tea or coffee? Waitee- Don't tell meg let me guess. Pls Pls Pls Pls Pls Oil Rammed Out Kelly- A frat brother of mine drank a pint of carbon oil last night. Funk- How did you get it out of him? Kelly- We rammed a wick down his throat and lit a match to it. Pls Pls Pls as Pls Pat Donovan fto iiancej- I hope you can make biscuits like mother use to' make. She- And I hope you can make dough like father use to make. Pls is Pls Pls Pls The following was found in a P. H. S. corridor. Evidently someone is having a severe attack of amoritis. My heart leaps up when I receive A smile from Mollie fair, When in her eyes I can perceive The glory shining there. Chief among her many charms, Those ruddy lips allure me. And oh! I'd give a thousand farms, Could I one kiss secure me. Long I've sought the peerless maiden, In life, fairy tales, and art, But I'1l seek no more in Aiden, For I have her in my heart! Page Seventy-seven THE QUILL 1922 IllllIllllllIlllllllllIllllIllIlllIlllllllllllIIlllIllllIllIIlllllIlllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllll I George Pahl and Bill Woodruf were discussing vegetables: Over on the Islandsf' said George, 'twe grew a pumpkin so big that we cut it in two and had a couple of row boats. Bill smiled. That's nothin', he said, last Week right here in town they found four full grown cops asleep on the beat. as ' PF PF H4 History Teacher- Willard, when did Moses live? Painful silence. Well, open your book. What does it say there? VV Higgins- Moses 4000. . History Teacher- Now you've seen that before. Why didn't you know when Moses lived? W. Higgins- Well, I thought that was his telephone number. X SF 24 PK PK The new night watchman at the college had noticed some one using the telescope. Just then a star fell. ' Begorra, said the watchman, that fella sure is a crack shot. 96 PF P14 Pls PF A pretty young school teacher was reading sentences to her class, letting them supply the last word. The sphinxj' she read, has eyes, but it cannot- See,,' cried the class. Has ears, but cannot- Hear, they responded. Has a mouth, but cannot- Eat, came the chorus. Has a nose, but it cannotf- Wipe it! thundered the class. The lesson ended. After I wash my face I look in the mirror to see if it's clean. his sister of Gordon Withers. Don't have to, said Gordon, I just look at the towel. PF PF P14 P14 Pli She frowned on him and called him Mister, Because, in fun, he merely kissed 'er. And then, in spite, The following night, The naughty Mister kissed 'er. Pls Pl4 PF Pls The knot was tied, the pair were wed, And then the smiling bridegroom said Unto the preacher, t'Shall I pay - To you the usual fee today, Or would you have me to wait a year And give you then a hundred clear If I should find the marriage state As happy as I estimate? The preacher lost no time in thought, To his reply no study brought, There were no wrinkles on his brow, Said he, I'll take three dollars now. P24 H4 PK Pls P14 Pa, what is a kiss ? A kiss, my son is nothing divided by two. ' Page Seventy-eight Don't you? asked THE QUILL 1922 eniore in y e Here's a young fellow called Goudy, 'Bout the best he can do is say howdy, Tho no space his words iill, He's eloquent still, For there's something, you'll know, about Goudy. Dash-away, dash-away, Daesch! Pull up, pull up, with a smash, Your tongue's ceaseless rattle, Is all useless prattle, So stop talking, Daesch, so rash. This youngster's name is Grueser, He looks like an East End bruiser, But he's not that kind, He's jolly and fine, Good luck, Bob, whenever you choose her There was a young lady named Cotton, To keep up with Moss kept her trottin', In school she'd be good If only she would, But in French she surely was rotten. There was a young fellow named Harry, Who went with a girl named Mary, He said, You're good looking But I can't eat your cooking. And now, Harry, they're ready to bury. There was a fellow named Faris, Who went with a girl named Harris, He told her one night, , That she didn't look right, And now he's in Plaster Paris. There was a young fellow named Owen, Who over to Paris was goin', He started in good form But was hit by a storm, And went to the bottom a rowin'. This maiden so gay is named Dorothee, And her nose, we must say, is a bit retro Now, from her name and her nose, Would you ever suppose 'N USS8, That four hours each night, ere she goes to her rest She consumes with delight-The Literary Digest! There was a young man named Ed, Who said that he never would wed, Because you see, dear, His one greatest fear- That he wouldn't be properly fed. There was a fellow from Corcher, Whose name was Audra Archer, He worked in a place Where they made fancy lace, But he was only the starcher. There was a fellow named Ritton, Who shot six cats and a kitten, While shooting one day He shot the wrong way And that was the end of poor Ritton. There was a young lady named Stout, Who always went smiling about With cheeks rosy red, With her eyes, it is said, She captured a gallant young scout. Owen Mulvey remarked one day, I have a hard time with my lesson, With it I am always a messin'g All the books that I study They seem awful muddy, - A great benefit does me, my lesson. Evelyn is coquettish and gay, She always has her own way With fairly high marks In Economics she's a shark, And she'll certainly succeed some day. There was a young fellow named Glancy, Who had quite a whimsical fancy, V He scorned all the girls Who'd cut of their curls Excepting his beautiful Nancy. There was a young lady named Clara, At shorthand she's surely a terror At school she's so bright They don't need a light This wonderfully brilliant Miss Clara. There is a young senior called Jo, In her- studies she isn't so slow, But with Rutter and Kirk One can't do much work But her grades are by no means low. There was a young lady named Beard, With whom no other compared, . She was very sweet, Always dressed very neat, And never lets on, if she's scared. There was a young fellow named Guske, He got in a fight with a husky, He was hit with a billy, Which knocked him silly, And to Spencer they're sending Guske. There was a young girl named Mossie, Who wanted to be the Bossie, She married a man, And said, Now I can. But she couldn't do it with Ossie. Page Seventy-nine 1922 THE QUILL IllIllIllllllIIlllllllllllIllIllllllllIIIIlllllllIllIlllllllIIIlllllllllIllIllIllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIllIIllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIllIIIIIIIIIllIllllllIllIllIllllllIIlllllllllllIllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Un Qurridor Duty At the door of every room along the hall, A weary teacher leans, Some are are very short, some very tall And some are very pretty, so it seems. Some are frowning, some are beaming, Some have thoughts so far away That at first you think she's dreaming, fSoon you think the other way.J But a teacher on corridor duty has many things to do, She must keep the flock from straying, Keep the frisky ones from playing, And frequently a laggard she must shoo. V-Virginia R. Hiehle Sentara in Rhyme There was a young girl named Cooper, Who was surely some looker, Altho she was thin She had a double chin And that's why Ben Johnson took 'er. There was a young lady named Weaver, Whose hubby said he would leave her, But she argued with him V With a stout rolling pin Until he said he'd believe her. There was a young lady named Kight, With her the fellows stood right, But if they got gay She'd send them awayg No one had a thing on that Kight. There's a brilliant young druggist named Funk, His jokes are eternally punk, As a Wrestler strong He doesn't last long, For, there's a Nelson that always gets Funk. There was a girlie named Dot, And ugly she' surely was not, So the boys she did chase With the help of her face Which this sex did not like a lot. Page Eighty 35525, Crane Motor Car Company A 603 Juliana St. Phone 72 THE QUILL - 1922 Page Eighty-one 1922 THE QUILL llllIllllllIllIlllllllllIlllllllllllIIIIIlIIIIIllIllIIIllllllIllIllIllllllIllIlllllllIIIllIlIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllIllIIllllllIIIIIlllllllIllIIlIllllllIIIIlllllllllIllIIIIIIIIllllIIllllllIllIllllllllllllllllllllll Page Eighty-two There is a young lady called Jo- Who has a very nice beau, They'1l be married some day In that old fashioned way- And their life will be always just so. There was a good boy named Taylor, Who wished to become a fine sailor, So he went out to sea And quite happy he'd be, Riding around in a very big Whaler. There was a young fellow named Pew, Who liked to have nothing to do, He wore yellow caps, Took great long naps, And said, Oh, for something to do! There was a student named Boso, Who always Went around with YO! HO! He is stuck on a girl With the beautiful curls, Oh! What will happen to Boso? There was a young senior named Gordon, He looked like a state prison warden, His freak day mustache ' It looked like burnt trash, That peculiar young person named Gordon There was a good girl called Bee, Who sang entirely oif key, The reason for this- The unfortunate miss Could not reach up to High C. There was a young lady named Bickle, Whom the fellows say was quite iickle From New York State She came of late, This charming lassie, Miss Bickle. Mcliinncyis THE HOUSE OF HONEST VALUES .... Parkersburg's Best Hosiery House 409 Market Street Drugs, School Supplies, Soda Water Meet vour friends at the Convenient Corner McKinley Pharmacy IIIIIIIIIIllllllllllwllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlwlllllllllllllllllll Established 1861 Incorporated 1901 J. N. Murdock Company Wholesale and Manufacturing Druggist . 113 THIRD STREET Annex Sweets The House of Quality 4 713 Market Street .5 .......................,.................,..............,...........,,.....,.......................,,............,........,.......e......,....................................,,.................... 4. Smoot Amusement Company OPERATING ' 'I' 62:9 'I' Camden Theatre Lincoln Theatre Hipp Theatre Exclusive Stage Supreme Photoplay Special Feature Attractions Presentations Photoplays and and Occasional Distinctive Music Ml1SiCa1 Comedy Super Attractions Photodramas Special Prices for Matinees Extremely Popular Prices als --0--0--an ..g..g..g..Q..g..g..g.....5..,..g..Q..g..Q..9..g..g..,..9..9..9..9..9..Q..9..Q..9..Q..g..g..g........q..,..,..,.. gag... Q. WHAT COMES AFTER THE PURCHASE PRICE? Bus Bee Low Operating cost Restaurant Dodge Brothers Motor Cars 40, MARKET LOGAN AUTO COMPANY STREET DiSmbut01'S OPEN DAY AND NIGHT D E P E N D A B L E s H o E Howell-Chadock Painting and R E P A I R I N G Decorating Company - by - Dealers in Dependable Shoe Makers Paints for Every Purpose, Wind , Shields, Window Glass Economy Shoe Repair Shop GUS MEINTEL, Proprietor Furniture Refinishing Automobile and 227 Sixth St- Phone 627 P 224 Seventh st. Harry, said his mother suspiciously as he came downstairs, did you take a bath? No, mother,', said Harr Donavan innocentl is one missin ? Y, g Z4 214 44 'lf 4- VVho Would Not? One day a boy's mother had a carpet out in the yard. She told the lad to go out and beat it. He did. PF 2? fls X Pk True Isn't It? Instructor fin Chemistryj- Under what combination is gold most quickly re- leased? O. Mulvey- I know. Marriage. as Pls -. :ls Pls What are the sister states, Elbert? asked the Geography teacher. Elbert replied, Miss Ouri, Ida Ho, Mary Land, Callie Fornia, Allie Bama, Louisa Anna, Della Ware, Minne Sota, and Mrs. Sippief' ...................g-.g..g..Q........................................................ ..,........g. us-- 5 ...... Our Motto: Service We Serve to Sell You Again Enarco and Mobil' Oils Fisk Tires and Tubes Accessories Stop on Way to City Park McKinley Service Station 19th and Latrobe Streets J. R. PRINCE A. E. HOYT W. H. Neale FRUIT AND PRODUCE HAY and GRAIN 213-215 First St., Parkersburg, W.Va. Young Men and Wom g..g..g..g...........5..q..ang..g..g..g..q..g..q..0..g..g..g..g..g..g.,g .-p.Q..g..g..g..g The Newest Styles for Black Satin Pumps White Kid Pumps Baby Louis Heels D. C. IVIeIVIeche11 Chancellor Hotel Bldg. VIC GARRETTSDN, Inc. PARKERSBURGHS LEADING CLOTHIERS FASHION PARK CLOTHES Ready-to-Wear eo9Ma1-ket street What do you think about that? They now have canned worms, but I can't say I care much for the flavor of this one. M O 811 4. ..... 4. 777 G Y, E 0I'CmallS G l ll Al B The Shine Man iifse S1321 ESWLQOSY W 515 Market St. , THE Zfltlinant 86 Barr CRYSTAL QU' One of the ghost up-to-datlehandtsani t t' ' ' ci . ary C011 QC IOHHTICS 111 9 y 413 Market Street Our Home Made Parkersburgds Leading I ' ce Cream and an IBS Hardware Store are Without equal rices-Quality-Service 468 Market Street A STADIUM Why not? Where? On the present High School Athletic Field. QThis space was paid for by a public spirited Parkershurgerj I I I I I I I 0 The First National Bank Market at Seventh Street PARKERSBURG, - - WEST VIRGINIA BAN Q WITH THE FIRSTP E. L. DAVIDSON, President C. T. HITESHEW, Vice-President W. W. WALKER, Vice-President W. M. SMITH, Cashier PAUL L. SUMMERS, Asst. Cashier achaa ea The Quill has received many excellent school papers and magazines. Space for- bids us to more than mention them, and say that we hope you will keep us on your lists. Up to January 13, 1922, We acknowledge the receipt of the following: 'UNI I The Olio, Marietta College, Marietta, Ohio. The Signal, Sistersville, W. Va. The Newtonia, Newton, Iowa. The Denisonian, Denison University, Granville, Ohio. Junior Life, Ben Blewett, St. Louis. Mo. Tan and Carmen, Westerville, Ohio. M. H. S. Mirror, Magdalena, N The Skeleton, Jackson, Ohio. The Lebanon Light, Lebanon, Ohio. The Chronicle, Niagara Falls, N. Y. The Advocate, Lincoln, N eb. The Genevan, Geneva, Neb. The Buzzer, Kansas City, Mo. The Book Strap, Charleston, W. Va. The Palmetto and Pine, St. Petersburg, Fla. The Weekly Original, Marietta, Ohio. Awgnan, Modisto, Cal. The Hyphonerian, Mansfield, Ohio. The Signal, Butler, Pa. Fairmont Normal School Bulletin, Fairmont, W. Va. Morris Harvey Comet, Morris Harvey College, Barboursville, W. Va. ew Mexico. CContinued on Page 92.1 IHINIIOIWI''I I'lI0I IlfI I4'I0I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I IIINII 6 6 o o --o--u nfs 4,......................... ..... ............ ...... 4, Q--0-io--0--c-0-sfo ..g..g..g..g.. .q..g..g..g..g..g 2 2 0 z 9 ! ,al DINNER DAINTIES DELIVERED DAILY Milk, Cream, Butter, Whipped Cream, Cottage Cheese, Buttermilk , Phone 801 AMERICAN CREAMERY Co. i ? DRINK MORE MILK l I IE IEIWIQTJ The I Chancellor Hotel Parkersburg, W. Va. RATES - 31.75 to 34.00 Gooo CAFE 5 n 3 i + ,ge EMEWIEJ 5 The Apex Electric Suction Cleaner A E C Electric Laundress 5 Coifield Electric Washer RADIO PARTS and SETS 3 lVlcHenry Electric Co. Construction and ? Repair Work Lighting Fixtures and Appl? ance, 624 Juliana si. Phone 1349 Our Prices Are Lower Footballs O Baseballs Fishing Tackle 5 Shot Guns Sporting Goods The W. I-I. Smith Hardware Co. 117-119 Third St. 2 Say It With Flowers J. W. D DLEY SONS CO. ,florist O I il, 10 Q' O 5 n isa-oi 'D is QQ if-P 11' Phones 532 and 533 Fifth and Juliana Sts Other Stores Clarksburg, W. Va. Grafton, W. Va. Marietta, O. Green Houses Dudleyville, W. Va. Say It With Flowers .-q..g..Q..i-.g..Ql.g. g 4 5 5 5 SAVE 31.00 a week for 50 weeks. You get 351.25 in just one year from the day you de- posit your first dollar. 572 Paid on All Savings and Reserve Funds Communily Savings 8: Loan Co Dunkle's Feed Store Wholesale and Retail Hay, Grain, Feed and Flour Sole Agent for Kel1y's Famous Flour Schumacher General Purpose Feed Full-O-Pep Chicken Feeds ' PHONE 331 627 and 629 Seventh St., Parkersburg, W.Va. O ll I C GOODWIN Drummond Repair Company Tire Vulcanizing Bicycle Tires and Supplies Acetylene Welding Bicycle Repairing a Specialty Umbrellas Re-covered and Repaired 315 Fifth Street W. Va. Phone 835-J Central Conservatory of Music 412 Seventh Street Opposite Junior High School DEPARTMENTS I Piano, Pipe Organ, Voice, Violin and Other Stringed Instruments A thoroughly Practical Course Under Competent Teachers DIPLOMAS TO DESERVING STUDENTS Send for Catalog N. STRONG GILBERT, Director Chas. Hurst was talking politics. Gordon, you are a Republican, I presume. My father is a Republican, as was his father before him, and so am I, said Gor- don, somewhat pompously. Well now, asked Charles, suppose your grandfather was a fool, what, under your -'yn argument, would you be . I'd be a Democrat, snapped Gordon. bk Pls 'ls Pl' P14 At a highbrow lecture one night, Dorothy Dutton happened to be seated between a Jewish rabbi and an Episcopalian bishop. She thought she would be clever and said to the rabbi, I feel as if I were a leaf between the old and the new Testaments. Yes, responded the rabbi, that page is usually blank. 77 -c-a o o c o u o c a a e e n 0 n o 0 o o o o n --6-6--o-5--6-6--6-o-6-6--M6--6-o--6-o--i-6--nd--6-5--i U o o o s--Q--1.-6-6-m--c c--o--n BUSINESS PAYS Business today is the best profession, for it is a profession open to boys and girls who have the vision, the energy, and the industry to get ready for the type of service that business demands. Accuracy, persistence, good judgment, technical training in the commercial subjects, the capacity for responsibility, and an earnest desire to succeed are the elements that enter into a successful business career. These are the things that we are teaching-some of them directly, some of them indirectly-to hundreds of young people who are constantly going forth from our halls into every department of commercial life and who are winning honors day by day. You are invited to join this group of successful young people. Call, telephone, or write, and let us give you additional interesting information about our work. ountain Slate Business College ALBERT GRANT SINE, President Parkersburg, W. Va. Exchanges fContinued from Page 88.1 The Tomahawk, Pontiac, Mich. The Mountaineer, Grafton, W. Va. The Atheneum, W. Va. University, Morgantown, W. Va. The Parthenon, Marshall College, Huntington, W. Va. The Comus, Zanesville, Ohio. The Tattler, Whiting, Ind. Rah! Rahl, Two Harbors, Minn. Hi Life, Fairmont, W. Va. The Argus, St. Marys, W. Va. The Tiger, Mercedes, Texas. The Tu-Endie-Wei, Pt. Pleasant, W. Va. Commerce Life, Columbus, Ohio. The Cub, Elkins, W. Va. The Skylight, Grant District High School, Cairo, W. Va. Ripley Hi Exponent, Ripley, W. Va. West Tech Tatler, Ninety-third and Willard Ave., Cleveland, Ohio. The Mirror, Sharon, Pa. The Graphic, Amherst, Mass. The Tournament, Spencer, W. Va. Hancock Hurdle, John Hancock High, Athens, Ohio. The Mirror, Bliss College, Columbus, Ohio. Crimson and Gray, Southbridge, Mass. UIOUOIIIIIIIOI I llllllllllillllilOIUIIOOCOOUIOIIIIIUIIIOUIIUIIIUOHO '5' 'I- WE DO ir BETTER Make Your Family's Future Secure and Provide for Your Own Old Age Empire by a ' ' MONTHLY INCOME eanln an D g d yelng POLICY in the MASSACHUSETTS MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY OQATIONOP 6' AST 'ei ir' M 12 FREY 8z BRUBAKER, District Managers E rPYER5llllP5 316-318 Union Trust Building 63390 359 Parkersburg, W. Va. Incorporated in 1851 Springfield, Mass. Phone 490 Juliana and Seventh Commercial Banking 6'z Trust Company Parkersburg, W. Va. Resources S1,500,000.00 REESE BLIZZARD, President J. R. COOPER, Cashier We assure to customers, prompt, courteous and helpful attention. Parkersburg Typewriter Exchange HQLL 5 will fsjii . H. J. SMITH, Manager ALL STANDARD MAKE TYPEWRITERS RENTAL RATES 54.00 PER MONTH 308 Fifth Street Phone 228 C ll O C O U l ll C C IUHG' Up Jtwecd THE UNIVERSAL CAR- CARS, TRUCK AND TRACTORS THE M OTORMART With Apologies to Thomas Moore We Seniors now have fought the fight, Let others note and stare not, While We a little list recite, Of those for whom we care not. For those dull grinds who fill their minds With words and forms and dare not Do anything Without drawn blinds, Who Worship grades,-we care not. For all smart ikes and iiippant cuties, Who flirt with aught that grins, and tear not Their minds from follies Waste to duties But bluff and shirk,--We care not. For bashful, sober, prudent folk, Who dodge clean smiles and bare not, Their hearts to any tender glance, But always stand aloof,-we care not. For pedagogues severe and cold, Who frown or stare, and bear not, That single trait as line as gold, True sympathy, we care not. For all, in short, that here we see, Who grag or whine, and are not, Live wires, awake, nor e'er will be Good comrades true,-we care not. Donald Pew. O l O l l0C0C'll l l U I I O I I I l INC' guy.. WAN TED ! All teachers and scholars of Parkersburg Schools to make our store headquar- ters for jewelry buying. Our Word is Our Bond John W. Mather Xi Son Reliable Jewelers Market and Sixth Sts. The Nash Four The New Nash Six Quality Cars at a Popular Price MCDONALD Sz KYGER 512 Seventh St. Phone 226 Young Men! As you start upon life's pathway prepare yourself with that which will guard against 1. Total Disability-113100 per Month Income. 2. Premature Death-310,000 Cash at Death or 320,000 Accidental Death. 3. Dependent Old Age- 310,000 Cash to You at 60. 4. Loss of Savings- S863 Annual Income from Age 60 on. 5. Unemployment- Cash or Loan at 676 after 3rd Year. Morris Brothers, Special Agents NEW YORK LIFE INSURANCE CO. 125 Fifth St. Phone 558 Buick---Cadillac Parkersburg Buick Co. Eighth and Avery Sts. BUY WOMEN'S, MISSES' AND CHILDREN'S WEAR at LASKY'S LOWER PRICES Banks for Savings CE TRAL BANK 81 TRUST C0. 615 Market Street First Savings Bank Established in Wood County W. H. SMITH, Founder and President Four Per Cent Interest on Time. Deposits Accounts May be Opened 1n Person or by Mail. 4. .............................. ........... ................................,...... ....................... ...... .................................. 4. We Are Proud of Our School Work-- And The Work Reflects Our Pride! This issue of the Senior Quill is an example ofthe kind of work we are doing for the schools in 0 0 this vicinity. That it is satisfactory is evi- denced by the fact that this issue of the Quill7' is the fourth senior number we have printed for Park- ersburg High School. In addition we have printed the last two Mariettanas'7 issued by Marietta College and every issue Qthreej of the l'Orian for Mari- etta High Schoolg the last two issues of Purple and Goldw for St. Marys, W. Va., High School and last year, the first issue of MNautilus for Ravenswood High School. We are also printing the weekly Original'7 for Marietta High School, the monthly Flamingo for Denison University at Granville, O., and two monthly publications for our largest local manufacturing concern-l'The S-C Newsl' and Records.'7 Perhaps you have a job that our particular kind of work and service would make more satisfactory and profitable to you. Let us talk it over with you. HYDE BROTHERS, Printers Office and Plant Rear St. Clair Bldg. Advertising Service Department Fourth and Fifth Floors Room 43. St. Clair Bldg. WARD R. HYDE, Proprietor. JOHN H. RENNARD, Manager. MARIETTA, OHIO - g-.g..pq-.g..g..g-.5-.pq - 9.4. The Parkersburg National Bank The Old Bank in a New Homev Invites accounts. We pay 4? inter- est on Savings. Have Safety Deposit Boxes for rent in a convenient and secure Vault. We invite inspection of our building and its accommodations. THOS. LOGAN, Pres. CHAS. A. BUKEY, Vice-Pres.-Cashier WE PUT PEP IN YOUR STEP Modern Shoe Repairing Co. I. F. CONGROVE, Proprietor 221 Seventh St. CPrices You Can Afford to Payb The Surprise Store Co. Every Day but Sunday JOE PARK Fire lnsuran e Largest Companies in the World INSURANCE AND LAW BUILDING 418 Juliana St. Parkersburg, W. Va. A most curious state is that of a lover, Who thinks that his future's wrapt up in another, His hopes and his fears, His joys and his tears, Fluctuate with her whims like the weather. Pls elf PIC S1 iii Martha, Martha, fly away home, Your room is on tire, your math books will burn. Pk P14 PF P14 ik Hey, fellows! here's that Charles Hurst, Whose verse and sport dope is the worstg He gets 'em in print, 'Cause the eds' got a squint, But as prince of good fellows, he's first! 4. ..,..g 0 0 0 U o ...Q aio Q...ng.................g.....g..g.....g..,..............q.......................n..,........,.. .......g........,.....,.......-va q..g..,.....,..,.,,..1 ......... The Jewelry You Buy Here ian , , Whether You Pay ...A A-,,, 2 01.00 or 3100.00 'id MAY BE DEPENDED UPO FOR STYLE AND SERVICE The more severely you judge our Jewelry, the more certain we are of your approval. We invite your inspection of our com- plete line of Jewelry, Silverware and Cut Glass. O LIN V. N EAL -pJeweler and Optician Magix: 'WG ff 5 x 1 . ' Ali ,w 4.140 ff' X Q ' ii ,QzQf i2.W 133, I if - E Hifi' p eslffc, ti l Def' lst.- Whence the black eye old ma 9 n . 2nd, Oh, I went to a dance, the other night and was struck by the beauty of the place. ..g..9..g.-pug,.g..g..9..q..g..g..g..9..g..9..9..Q..Q.4..gng..g..g..5..g..g-.guy..g..g..g..g..g..g..g..g..g..q..g..g..... Q...--g-.9 'I' 'I' 1 4 4 The Sentinel Parkersburgls Real ' Newspaper Full Page Comic Daily Read It - Get the Habit V V SEND IT TO STEALEYS Cleaners Dyers PHONE 2214 Corner Sixth and Juliana Streets N. Logan gl Sons HAVE YoU SEEN iff SEX EELRlEi GROCERIES VEGETABLES MEATS 1111 Market St. Phones 424 and 425 214 Juliana St. Phone 706 If not you have missed a treat. Ask to see and take a spin in it, before you buy. Capitol Car Company Phone 983 C er Third and Ann St t 4' 4' S 5 Ziaigb lass burns Moderate Price Studio This Advantage You Get at wilsun Qtuhiu Reasonable Prices Over Strand Theater l WHEN IN PARKERSBURG drive to . . SAMS SERVICE STATION Cor. 16th and Covert Sts. High Grade Gasoline, Oil, Polishes, Tires and Accessories Ladies' and Gents' Rest Room in Connection IT PLEASES US'TO PLEASE YOU Phone 821 DIAMONDS WATCHES JEWELRY STERLING SILVER CLOCKS Jwetijerell 855011 qi. ...,..g..g..g..g..g.4....9..g..g..g..g..g..g..9..g..5..g..g..g..g..g..g..g..g..g-.3..Q..g.....g..,..g..g..5..g..g..g..g..g..g..9..Q..9..g..9..g..g.....p..g.....g..,..g..g..p..g-.Quo--0-.g Q. A ' ' ...,........,..,........,..,.....e.....,..............,.....Q........g..,..,..,...... K 9 FLORSHEIM COLLEGE STYLES Florsheim leadfs in young men's stylish shoes and brogue ox ords. EVERYTHING TO WEAR I 5095 I ' m .d 4 p 'O QI. For the Boy and W , . His Dad SHO-E A Step or Two for Something Better ' Flo h ' th t l hoe accepted by 311 Market Street colllegeeunilsnagte alletgeslgrge usiiversities. MODEL SHOE STORE PARKERSBUR , . . G W VA 306 Market Street Cln United Woolen Mills Buildingj 'Lib 'BE-LL Looking -- So Are Others I've never seen a purple cow, And never hope to see one. .But by the purple milk we get, Fm sure that there must be one. .ig . .Q.-3..9..5..9.Q..Q..Q-.g..Q..g..Q..g..Qng..Q..9-.5-.9.....g..g..g..g..q..g..g..g g g ug--Q aio 'E' a--0--o--0--0 ! 6 9 5 x QEAT MORE ICE 5 CREAM Imperial Z ? O THE CREAM OF ALL ICE CREAMS 6--one--U--U--A 0? Union Store f S Cor. Market and 13 Sts. 5 3 Z We handle the Very Choicest MEATS and GROCERIES We succeed only when We satisfy our Patrons. J. A. Pratt, Prop. Phones 1798 and 1799 ? S E g 5 If Its Furniture See 3 5 . . , Goldenberg Furniture Co. a 1 2 X U, FURNITURE, STOVES, . CARPETS g Agents for 2 . j G R E A T E R Peninsula Stoves and Dutch Q PARKERSBURGVS Kitchenets GREATER PHONE 669-R S T O R E . 205 Third St. Parkersburg, W. Va. K llllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN 4 Gives NEW 0' Where leanliness Reigns Supreme 33 fcgfff ll 1' QQ. 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Would you know how first he met She was cutting bread and butter. That was the time, the place and the Get 'her one of B RRI-2TT'S Delicious l.oa0es I .Q-.5 her ? H girl. then stick around and see what happens. H. lVlarke37 HART SCHAFFNER at MARX oLoTHEs for young men 1 Market Street Best and Latest Styles combined with REASONABLE PRICES prevail at Hull Si'l.Oe CO. 602 Market Street .g,--0-0--u -l--o-5--0-6--0-0--6--6--mm Buy Your TOILET ARTICLES, PATENT f MEDICINES and DRUG STORE MERCHANDISE 2 at Stout's Cut Rate Drug Store 531-533 Market St. li cfs l-o--n--o--a--of-Q--m-u-A.-auc..0.....gng..g.....gng..g..g.....g..g..g.....g............... 5..n..o.-n..q.. .-I --o--0--a--c--o--Q Daily Sunday The Parkersburg News Issued Every Morning by The Parkersburg Publishing Co. The only morning daily in a radius of 75 miles and reaching every town of a prosperous West Virginia and eastern Ohio section, rich in oil, gas, timber and agriculture. Advertisements Merchants' Directory Big Circulation Reasonable Rates up.Q...nga9ng..g..5..gng..g..g..g..9.4..Q..9..g..g.-9.9--Q.-ang-.q..g..g.. ..g..g..g..5..g..g ....... g .q.. 5... g - 54.1--p1.q..g..g.. ..g g..g..g..5..g..j..g g gag.. J. H. Beckwith Ta 101' Bros' GROCERIES MEATS and P RO D U C E A Full Line of Home-Dressed Meats, Fancy Groceries and Vegetables Phone 467-J 321 Eleventh St. Phone 1501 1111 Nineteenth St. Come Back Grocery and Confectionery J. VV. ASHLEY You will find better S t a ple a n d F a n c y Fruits, Vegetables and G ' ' - r 0 C e r I e S GPOCCPICS 1640 Nineteenth St. AT THE Of me you buy, t t Th h - 6 W Y Cash Market I don't sell high. How we lost a customer- He died. 703 Market St. He-- Did you ever know a moment when the very air throbbed with emotion? She- Yes, yes! He- When your heart felt like a bird fluttering 'neath your hand '? She-'KY-es, yes! He Qdrawing nearer!- When the Whole world was centered so close to you that eyes answered eyes? She- Yes, I have known it-I have-I have! , He- And into that moment crowds years and years of suffocating intensity? She- Yes, yes, and its memory will live forever! He Qtries to embrace herb- And that moment-that moment is- She- Was, you mean was, yesterday when the score was tied, the bases full, two out and Babe Ruth up! In about ten minutes the doctor pronounced him out of danger. Dk P14 H4 , 14 PK Exasperated beyond endurance by the folks handling and pinching the fruit in his grocery store, Paul Flannigan put up a sign which read: If you must pinch the fruit-pinch the cocoanuts! los. Steineger CUSTOM TAILOR Q D 311 Fifth St. Phone 882-R The New Policies of The Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance Company Embrace in one contract everything desirable in Life Insurance. ROBERTS 8a SMITH, DISTRICT AGENTS 416-17 Union Trust Bldg. Earl J. Oesterle Dealer and J obber in AUTO SUPPLIES AND ACCESSORIES Distributor of Firestone Tires Vesta Batteries 609 Juliana St. Ph 18 gun-.g..9... ,................. Qu F. A. Stahlmann 81 Co. zoo-2os Third sr. The Big Hardware Store Sporting Goods Athletic Supplies . Hardware Union Trust Sz Deposit Co. Seventh and Market Sts. INVITES YOUI3 ACCOUNT 4 Per Cent Interest Paid on Savings Accounts O BOY! Have you seen the big New 5 Boys' Division i 5 AT THE Y. M. C. A.? I Come and see 'I' For the Best BETTER SHOES EOR LESS C311 for MUNEYW ATEMPTATION and ALPINE at CHOCOLATES QSTAPLETONS A A Fourth and Market Sts. ! 'The Home of Dependable Footweara' Ro Do Greasley Candy Co. Stern Brothers The The Personal FAVQRITE WRITING MACHINE STORE FRANK P. DODD of State Agent Rooms 38-39 Citizens Bank Building PARKERSBURG HIGH Phone 963 Parkersburg, W. Va. r Ja Sa s--- 1? P Y . . if 1 I He has the Rockenstem Undertaking Co. ' dress-up place of this 4 h St town- The Style and 06 Sevent ' Smile Store. Lady Asst. ' Funeral Chapel PHONE 673 .lap Fuller Toggery Shop Chancellor Hotel Building ...., ..g.. Q.-g.. ...g..g.....g..g.4...-.g..g..g..g..g..g..g..q. c--0--0-no EXIDE Batteries W. S. LLOYD THE AUTO ELECTRIC SHOP 432 Seventh Street BOSCH Magnetos Wood County Bank Home for SAVINGS Pays 405 Interest on Time and Savings Deposits LYLE L. JONES, Cashier EDWARD NELLY, President J. F. Schrader L. D. Byrd John Schrader THEH B FINE ART CLOTHING FOR YOUNG MEN The Store of Established Reliability W. va. Phone 852 soo Market street Hot Dog Lunch 325 '6th Street THE BEST PLACE IN THE CITY Next to the new National Woolen Mills Building JOHN CARRAS, Prop. Some Imaginary Pictu1'es Joker Joyce without his chewing gum! Hobby keeping awake in English Class! Babe Ruth keeping her temper in a basketball game! Yula Smith not having her Latin! Gooney Bell not talking to some girl! Clarence Murrin with his hair mussed! Ned Neale not attending a girls' basketball game! Shrimp Flannigan running his car without the cut-out open! Charlie Hurst not making a speech, when he is given a chance! Ray Harper not 'falling' for every pretty girl! Bets Phillips getting into Home Room on time! ' Doris without Whayne! Bill Beckwith answering a question in Civics! Anybody staying off the grass! Tom Rathbone keeping quiet-well, anytime! Margaret K. without a letter from Ly! Doris C. without her partner, Virginia! US' getting out early! Y I lullllll 'QCII COC IOCIIO OUOOOIUOO Ill CIC UOIC Ol! ll! lilCl'l l'lO+ l Z f QIHOUQU.. 0. .U 0 C .U Ol . . U .0 O. Ol .f.'.....'. . 4