Parker Rural High School - Panther Yearbook (Parker, KS)

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CLASS PROPHECY Looking into the future, the year of 1987, we find the Seniors of 1967 achieving their goals in life. Tom Keitel was president of our Senior Class. We aren't too surprised to see him as head of the engineering department of our space operations. Besides that he's been making trips to Venus. How thrilling to be up there with all those space creatures. David Holloman, the funny boy of our class has finally made his fortune after twenty years. Of course, you wonder how he made it, so do we. Being Dave's old friends we asked him. Well, Dave's been posing for Donald Duck, in Walt Disney's cartoons. In his last role, Dave took the part as Disney's Dopey. Phillis Harold has finally gotten her dream come true. She is now the President of Elvis Presley's fan club, nationwide. She works hard and long hours and sometimes she even gets to meet him. I've heard from several people in Hollywood that she's been getting red roses sent to her from an anonymous person. Very mysterious. Jerry Summers, the freckled faced boy in our class has just won the title of having the most freckles in all the world. Can you imagine having that many freckles. Mary Jane Walker is now the mother of six fine children. Right after graduation she took that big step into matrimony. Max Servais, after a long struggle working in a gas station, finally worked long enough to buy his own. He gives the best of service and we always stop at his station when we need gas. La Donna Bowman, whom we all thought would get married, right after graduation is now head of her own business. It's called the Love 'Em and Leave 'Em Society. Carol Burk is now the accountant of the largest bank in the vorld. Fort Knox. She always wanted to be an accountant, and now, she counts gold bricks all day. Marilyn Dotson, the shortest girl in our class is now playing basketball for the Redheads, an all-girl trick basketball team. Debbie Cockran was the brilliant girl in our class. We all thought she would succeed when the rest of us failed. She is now doing a wonderful job raising five little Nickelson's. Hot flash!!! Dave Holloman, Carol Burk, La Donna Bowman, and Max Servais are all now in jail for trespassing on a golf course. You're probably won- dering what they were doing. What else, but their favorite pastime, trying to catch a duck. Larry Kratzberg and Jane Cook are now married and are raising five fine children. Larry is the President of Coors Brewing Company and Jane is his official taster. Twila Schlotzhauer is now a pilot for TWA and Cheryl Holloman is the secretary for one of the biggest businesses in the world, Budwiser Brewing Company. Wayne Mauk, the married man of our Senior Class is now the head of his own Used Car Business. Isn't it wonderful to know that all the Seniors of 1967 are happy in their lives work and are doing their best to fulfill their ambitions. 9

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Commencement 1967 Cheryl Holloman Unified District Scholarship dinner Class Motto: Succeeding Today; Means Success Tommorrow 8

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SENIOR CLASS '.ILL V.’e the graduating class of 1967, swearing to be in possession of sound, mind and body, do hereby present this last will and testament, witnesseo by teachers, parents, and friends. be leave to the entire student body our unique and dignified manners, our eagerness to skip a class whenever and however possible, the ability to finish things at the last minute, and our kindness, friendly guidance, and help given to all underclassmen. V,e leave to the faculty a remembrance of a gro”p of the most wonderful students that they have ever had, and we give them our permission to use our class as an example for all of the students to follow in our footsteps in the future. ; e leave to the class of 1968 our reputation as one of the most quiet, friendly, quiet, ent usiastic, quiet, and likeable of senior classes that have ever graced the halls of Parker Rural High School. V.e hope that they use it well and live up to it. Larry Krat berg leaves his aggressiveness with women to Loren Litteer. Cheryl Holloman leaves her ability to be quiet in English class to J.C. Haas, Aaron Gross, and Allen Kehl. Jerry Summers leaves his ability to sleep till noon to Freeman Thomas, Debbie Cockran leaves her ability to keep her contact lenses in her head to Kike Eastwood. Max Servais wills his nickname of Sow to Allen Kehl. Mary Jane Walker wills her graceful walk to Donna Hall. Tom Keitel leaves his position at fullback -;nd his ability to stay off of the injury list to Bob Zimmerman. LaDonna 3owman leaves her singing ability to Flora Mauk. David Holloman leaves his position of forward on the basketball team along with some extra heighth and muscle to Gail Boots. Jane Cook leaves her ability to talk a lot and to get into trouble to Floyd Stites. Marilyn Dotson wills her laughing eyes to Bob Zimmerman. Phillis Harold wills her bangs that get curly when they get wet to J.C. Haas. Carol Burk wills her giggle to Mr. Trask. Twila Schlotzhauer wills her quiet ways and refined personality to Donna Hall. SO ENDS THE V.ILL