Park High School - Arrow Yearbook (Livingston, MT)

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JOKES OfflC9I'- YOl11' CHI' HWHICS With- out. Johnnie- Without what? Officer- Without lights. You're fined five bucks. Girl operator- Floor, please. Gent- Eighth floor. in a hurry. G. O.- Here you are, son, eighth floor. Gent-i'Where do you get that 'son' stuff? I'm not your son. G. O.- I brought you up. didn't I? C. V. B.- So you are back in school? I thought I expelled you last week. Frosh- You did, but don't do it again, because my dad was pretty sore. Ed E.- The secret of health is to eat onions. Chick- Just try to keep it a secret. Coach- I don't know what to do with him. Gilbert- Didn't the directions Come with him? Page Eighty-Nine Mother-t'Daughter, dear, I am afraid that young man from Bozeman is a bad egg. Elizabeth Klarr- He's all of that and even more. Mother- What do you mean? E. K.- He's a bad egg that's broke. Monkey- This quarter's no good. It won't ring. Bill Morley- What do you want for two bits-chimes? Imogene- And will you love me as much after we are married? Harry-i'HoW can you doubt me? You know I've always loved married Women best. Dick S.-'AI just saw a strange guy try to kiss your girl on the street. Dick K.- Did he kiss her? Dick S.-UNO. She wou1dn't let him. Dick K.- Then it wasn't my girl. Clif-'KI know a lot of new tricks. I can imitate any bird you mention. Juanita- Fine Let's see you imitate the homing pigeon.

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Ollli OYVN STl'DENT'S DIRECTORY' BY THEIR SONGS YE SHALL KNOW THEM Me and My Boy Friend ..... Why Did I Kiss That Girl? .... Mean, Mean Mama ........ Insufficient Sweetie ...,.....,... My Papa Doesn't Two-Time Me ,... Dear One .,....,............... Bygones .... Absent .....,................... Who Wants a Bad, Bad Boy? ..... Jllafllta ..............,....... Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life ..,. Hard-Hearted Hannah .... Over the Hill to Bozeman. .. What a Man ............. Kiss Me Good Night... Love Is a Rose ...... Men Prefer Blondes ..,. Brown Eyes ......... Am I Blue? ........ To Have and to Hold ..... Me and My Little Banjo .... If I Give Up the Saxophone ..... PIII 3 RefO1'IH6I' ..................... When It's Springtime in the Rockies ...... Sailing, Sailing, Over the Bounding Main .... Red Lips ..........................,.... Ya Gotta Know the Lavv ..... Mistakes ..............,... Love Me, ..........i........ . . Happy Days Are Here Again... Out They Walked ........... You're in the Army Now! .... . . . .Kay and Bill . . . . . .Ralph S. . . . .Mary B. ....,..Frithie . . . . .Margaret O. Any Gold Digger .Maxine and Bill ..........ChiCk ....Har1'y J. .........Tul1y . , . .Long Skirts . . . .Alice W. .......Speed . . . .Bill 81 Bill . . . . .Rusty . . . .Dick S. . . . . .Donnie S. ...,.Meeke W. . . . .Pat A. . . .Sheepskins . . . . . . .Hal . . . .Irish . . . .C. V. B. . . . . .Dnchmg . . , , .Kenneth K. . .Ruby Roseland ......Mr. Smith .........Exams. Hal and Dorothy ..........Spring ......Sneak Day . . . . .Dick 8z Meeke Page Eighty Eight

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I JOKES Hen- They say brunettes have sweeter dispositions than blondes. Pecked- Don't you believe it. My wife-'s been both, and I can't see any difference at all. One goes abroad for a change and a rest. The waiters get the change and the hotels get the rest. Did you ever hear about the Scotchman who was so close he got slapped? Sweet- And then there was the well known baloney song. Sweeter- How did it go? Sweet-t'Love me or leave me, I'd rather baloneyf' I know a place where women don't wear anything-except a string of beads once in a while. Holy gee, where? Around their necks, stupid, Mrs. Russell- How many times have I told you to be to class on time? Don S.- I don't know. I thought you were keeping score. Speed- Mr. Speaker, do you know any good jokes. We need some for the 'Arrow'. Speaker- I know some-but not for the 'Arrow'. Father-- How is it, young man, that I find you kissing my daughter? Smoky- Oh, it's fine. Absolutely great! Grace and Maxine were discuss- ing the problem of clothes over the telephone when interrupted by a mas- culine voice. Max.- What line do you think you are on? M. Voice- You can search me, Miss, but if I had to guess, I'd say it was a clothes line. He-- What did you do last night? She- Well, I've often wondered where the sun went at night, so I stayed up and it finally dawned on me. Dear Miss, wrote a particular mother to the teacher, don't whip our Tommy. He isn't used to it. We never hit him at home except in self- defense. Page Ninety