Park City High School - Kalendar Yearbook (Knoxville, TN)

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M., KALENDARW Mary Sue ftranslating Virgilj-'4Seven mighty swine are stiff sewed with lead and iron. ,lixll Miss Skaggs Csternlyj- Albert, are you chewing gum? A. Cleveland fpromptlyj- No, ma'am, not now. ,iilx-,ll Theodore Qreading English tluentlyj- Wliere did Shakespeare get his genius? Where did Mozart get his music? Wliere did Carol get his feet? ,ll-Xli? Miss LeNoir- Frank, I don 't Want you to say anything again unless I call on you. Frank B.- I might not say anything then. .ll-:gil The English class was discussing Israfel. Herman, awakening from a dream and catching the name: Hlsrafel? Huh! Isra isn't the only oneg I fell once. .Ll.X.ii-. Theodore Drake- Aw, boys don't like pretty things. Olive W.-CASOIHQ boys like girls. .i--X,,.i Mayme Scarlett- Oh, Miss LeNoir, I wrote my theme on alco- holism yesterday. Donald DeFord- I wrote mine on the desk. Katie Blaine Cquietlyj-i'Um, I wrote mine on paper. 1 r .L..1.X.li. Degredation had been defined as act of going downfl Miss LeNoir- Give a sentence using degredationf' Opal Smithee- The elevator man shouted, 'Degredationl' ?l,.Xi.11 Freshie Qtimidly, to Miss Skaggsj-UMama, I don't under- stand that. Why the commotion? 114

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327, KALEIILIDAR IWW The chemistry class was preparing Hydrogen Sulphide in the laboratory. The odors which are like unto that of rotten eggs floated into the study hall. Freshie- Mrs, Comfort, what is that I smell? Mrs. C.-'LI don 't know. Which Way is it coming, from the chemistry lab. or Domestic Science? .-lX.. . Miss LeNoir-K'Emert, what is a Leyden jar?'l Emert- It is something Franklin used to kill turkeys with. X Caesar conquered nations, A mighty man was heg And in the fourteenth chapter Cwsar conquered me. . Embarrassed Freshie to Soplh.- Pass me-have you a-please lend me a pencil, sir. X Miss Skaggs Ito Carroll in chemistry lab.j- What are you doing with that rubber tubing in your pocket? Theodore D. tat desk oppositej-'tAnd it attached to the Water faucet, too! X Freshie- How long must you whip a cow for Whipped cream? X Helen Riley- Look here at my picture! Don 't you think I look like I'm getting ready to descend into heaven? . X This is the maxim of Senior English class- 'Tis better to have talked and been sent out of the room than never to have talked at all. 113

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137, KAL5hl5vAR,, Prof. Sellers- How far did you carry this example?,' Fred Chandler-L'0h, home and back. X ...i Sing me to sleep, sing me to sleep, Out of my Latin book, which is so sweet, Place my Biology in my hand, And tell them that I died like a man. ix...- Frank- This class owes mc some moneyfy Thelma H.- Oh, charge it to the dust! the rain will settle it. iqgk, A young lady sat next to a distinguished bishop at a church dinner, according to Ilarpcrfs Weekly. She was rather awed by the bishop's presence. For some time she hesitated to speak to him. Finally, seeing some bananas passed, she turned to him and said: I beg pardon, but are you fond of bananas tl The bishop was slightly deaf, and leaning forward, replied: What did you say? I saidf' replied the young lady, blushing, are you fond ot bananas 'Z ' ' The bishop thought for a moment and then said: If you Want my honest opinion, I have always preferred the old-fashioned night shirt. ' '-EX. X Olive W.- O Carroll, you are a pill! Esther C.- No, he's a capsulefl 115