Park City High School - Kalendar Yearbook (Knoxville, TN)

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A716 KALENDARW Accidents Theodore made 90 on his Latin test. Professor Sellers got all his grades correct on his report cards. Carroll Holmes got his feet out of the aisle so no one stumbled over them. Some one stuck a pin in Dewey Wylie's balloon which was blown up with chlorine gas. Frank's eyelash slipped down on his upper lip, making a. mus- tache. Carol McCall remained in class for a whole period. Pinkey Wight let a whole day slip hy without telling how cold it is in New York. Fred Chandler got his feelings hurt and could not use the first aid kit. Gertrude Liellt learned to Fltglllilil' the liunsen ilzime without burning up all her hair. ' The Juniors got some of their flag in the scrap. 103

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dal 6 t KALENDARMW Dictionary Athlete-A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift the ashes. 'Bone-One dollar, the original price of a wife. Note: Adam, who had to give up one bone before he got Eve. Bonnets-A female head trouble, which is contracted the latter part of Lent and breaks out on Easter. Dance-A brisk, physical exercise, invented by St. Vitus. Diplomat-An international liar, with an elastic conscience and a rubber neck. Earth-A solid substance much desired by the seasick. Echo-The only thing that can cheat a woman out of the last word. Engagenxeut-In war, a battle. In love, the salubrious calm that precedes the real hostilities. Firmness-That admirable quality in ourselves that is detest- able stubbornness i11 others. Hedge-A fence. tlledge-hog--One who hogs the fence, a Bill Poster. Hug-A roundabout way of expressing affection. Keyhole-A frequent test for sobriety. Miracle-A woman who Won't talk. Non-Conductor-The motorman. Pants-Trousers' country cousins. Reputation-A personal possession, frequently not discovered until lost. 102

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