Park City High School - Kalendar Yearbook (Knoxville, TN)

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.3171 . KALENDARW Wanted to Know How to run Athletics without any money.-'l'l1e Council. How Professor Sellers teaches the first math. class anything. If Miss Mclllwaiue over gets provoked. Wliy Oscar K. is so short. How to sneak into the library.-Fish. Wliat delayed the Seniors the day they Visited the gas plant Mrs. Comfort. Wliy Eugene Wliiglit is so freshy a Freslnnan. How to grow curls like M'arjorie's. lf Bert still goes with Sue Ona. If Carroll will grow any more. Wliy Alex is always wanting his mania. If Fred 's mouth grew with the corners turned up. If Bill Miller was ever silent through a math. class. Wliere Miss LeNoir procured the dimple in her chin. How much material it takes to make a flag.-Juniors. l00

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dal 6 t KALENDARMW Dictionary Athlete-A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift the ashes. 'Bone-One dollar, the original price of a wife. Note: Adam, who had to give up one bone before he got Eve. Bonnets-A female head trouble, which is contracted the latter part of Lent and breaks out on Easter. Dance-A brisk, physical exercise, invented by St. Vitus. Diplomat-An international liar, with an elastic conscience and a rubber neck. Earth-A solid substance much desired by the seasick. Echo-The only thing that can cheat a woman out of the last word. Engagenxeut-In war, a battle. In love, the salubrious calm that precedes the real hostilities. Firmness-That admirable quality in ourselves that is detest- able stubbornness i11 others. Hedge-A fence. tlledge-hog--One who hogs the fence, a Bill Poster. Hug-A roundabout way of expressing affection. Keyhole-A frequent test for sobriety. Miracle-A woman who Won't talk. Non-Conductor-The motorman. Pants-Trousers' country cousins. Reputation-A personal possession, frequently not discovered until lost. 102