Park City High School - Kalendar Yearbook (Knoxville, TN)

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Making Money Oh, the troubles and trials of the 4a class! Although we think we did well to pass, Still long 'bout commencement there comes a feelin' That almost makes us feel like stealinl Money! Money! oh, where eau We find it? VVe can't do anything without money behind it. First we tried a stunt by Miss Bewley And this was very good, truly, It was, but alas, for the poor senior class, The money didn't eolne in very fast, And again we attempted to make it, And we thought a meek wedding would take it, So two of our elass, reluctantly said They would play bride and groom with much dread. Everyone liked it the minute they came in the door, But still we must have money, some more! So dinner was served, and oh, it was good, And everyone ate it, as everyone should. Times, though hard, grow better for us, We feel inclined to stop the fuss, And now we're happy, all the nine plus three For the Kalendar, certainly will be. M. W., '15 59

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Our Side Show The management ot' this wondrous institution takes especial pride in being able to present for your amusement this unparalleled monstrosity, Joe Longmire. Notice the gentle expression on the almost human countenance. Gaze on this, one of nature 's odd miscalculations, and depart with the knowledge of having seen one of the reallv grand and awful sights that you are permitted to see but onee in a lifetime. if. , .X 5. H1 nv 41 i And lastly, ladies and gentlemen, allow ia. 1: 'Y X me to present for your inspection Pauline, - ,WI the worldls greatest snake charnler. Ap- - , Z preach without fear to see him grasp those M long Scotch Boa Coiistrietors, and, twining 5' y them around his neck and body, bite their f heads off. He knows no fear. No other 7 animal can withstand the effects of the bite , of poisonous reptiles as he. The Venom of V the deadly Cobra is but as Water to him. 4 .. Thanking you one and all for your kind attention, I beg to announce that the big show is about to start. Get your tickets right here. Paul Dodson. ...igi-. RECIPE FOR FLUNKS. Take a string of bluffs, mix in a pound of thin excuses, add a few elass parties, sift in a little time for athletic enthu- siasm, flavor well with moon-shining during evening strolls, boil well, stir before using and serve hot at end of each term. E. R. W. 58

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