Park City High School - Kalendar Yearbook (Knoxville, TN)

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The class talking about pictures for the Kalendar: Clarence-It will cost ten cents a square inch to have our pictures put in the Kalendar. Louise Cdespairinglyl-Well, there is no hope for me. Martha was asked to 'mention a parasite: Martha-The fiea. S. Cto Mrs. Comfortj-May I go to the library? Mrs. C. Qhurriedlyj-N05 shut up Qmeaning the library was shut upj. Miss Malcom-Thelma, it looks to me like you have gone to school long enough to speak better English. T. H.-Why, I take Latin. First Day of April: John came to class without his lesson and Arlie came with it to April-fool Miss Mcllwaine. - Cecil Copeland gives as the plural of loaf, the word loafers. Mrs. Comfort-How do you poach eggs? W. S.-You fry them in water. 5, Miss MCD.-The brain of a snake is about the lowest of all animals. Of course, the brain of man is the highest. V ' W. S.-Miss McDonough, I thought a giraffe's brain was the highest. Miss Malcom-Now, you may all 'rise and march out, and the rest of you keep your seats. Q On Monday morning during opening exercises: Miss Mcllwaine Cpo- litelyb-How do you feel this morning? Miss McDonough-Oh! just like I look. Miss Mcllwaine Qwith emphasisj-Oh! isn't it just horrible. 79

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JoKes Hugh- Isn't this beastly weather? Otterbine- Why, AI would hardly call it beastlyf' Hugh- VVell, it's raining cats and dogs. Ed.-Did you ever play football ? Otterbine-No, but when I lived in the country, I once got caught in a drove of stampeded mules. Miss Ewing-Ed, get rid of your gum. - Ed-Yes-'sm. f Miss Ewing Cin the course of five niinutesj-Ed, did you get rid of that gum? Ed-Yes-'sm. ' Miss Ewing-I didn 't see you go to the window, and I hope you didn 't throw it on the Hoor. Wllat did you do with it? Ed.-Gave it to Percy. Miss MCI.-Ben, what were some of Poe's general characteristics? Ben fwho had been cramming for Chemistryb.-A solid crystaline substance, white in eolor, very offensive odor, and never found free! Frank B. Qin lunch-rooml-It looks like rain. Clarence VV.-Yes, but they call it soup. Miss A.-Nina, who invented the Parcel Post System ? Nina-Benjamin Franklin. Miss Mcl.-Nina, did anyone help you with this lesson? Nina-Er - well - m - er -yesg Jack did. p Otterbine fin debatej--Let them extend the franchise to womeng they never get old enough to vote. Miss McDonough-Now, let 's all be very quiet and let Arlie sleep. Miss Kelly was explaining the Hindo Method in Algebra. Paul was then asked to go to the board and work one. Paul Cto Miss KJ-Do you want me to hoo-doo this example? 78

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