Park City High School - Kalendar Yearbook (Knoxville, TN)

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Kalendar Sept. 5-School begins. Sept. 9-Work. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. Dee. Jan. Jan. J an. Feb Feb. Feb Feb. 15-Mr. Lowry gives a talk on Lincoln. 16-Fuss. 17-Lecture on A. Lincoln. 18-Fuss. An Anna Belle stops school. 21-Lecture from J. R. L. 22-Fuss with Seniors. 23-Lecture. 24-Lee leaves school. 25-Lecture. 28-Lecture. 29-Lecture. 30-Explanations. 31-Lecture. 1-Lecture. 4-Elizabeth stops school. 28-Get out early so teachers can make sandwiches. 29-Good Fun. 20-Get out for holidays. 2-Everybody comes back. 13-17-Exams. 27-New term begins. 6-Miss E. becomes Mrs. Rupert Fike. 14-Valentines. 14-Mrs. Wiggs given by Miss H. 12-A. Lincoln's birthdayg for some common UID reason the Seniors did not recite History. . April 1-No fools HD in the Senior class. April 11-Mr. Lowry, Iva Pickel, and L-c entertained Study Hall with a trio. April 29-Kalendar goes to press. May 1 2-1 6-Exams. May 20-Class Day. May 22-Commencement. May 23-Alumni gives reception for Graduates. 73

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nr A Young Gir1's Soliloquy To marry, or not to marry: that is the question: Whether 'tis better to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous old-maid- enhood, Or to marry and then take arms against a sea of household problems, And by II1llCl1 hard work o'ercome them. To work: to cook: forevermore, the heartaches and the thousand trying things That a married woman's heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be missed. To sweep, to wash, To iron: perchance to scrub: ay, there 's the rub, For at that kind of work what woman will not kick? Wlien we have considered all these unfair practices Must give us pause: there 's the decision That makes calamity of such an answer, For who would bear the taunts and scorns of insufferable manhood, And his regret for the buying of a new spring bonnet? The insolence of some men! and the spurns That suffering failure to darn his socks must endure Wlien she herself might by using the fire-tongs protect herself? Who would the burden bear, To grunt and sweat under an unhappy married life, But that the dread of something afterwards, Perhaps a divorce. That humiliating state from whose depths No woman ever emerges, puzzles the will, And makes us bear the consequences and uphold our dignity Than fly to others we know not of? Thus Conscience does make cowards of us all And' what we would is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of fear, And what might prove a blissful married life, In this respect turns out a sad disaster. And our one chance is gone!! LUCILLE URUDGINGTON, III Year A. 72

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A Foolish Dictionary A-Apples :-A fruit all pupils are fond of. B-Boys:-Bipeds, of whom girls are very fond. C-Campus:-Grounds where we have our recess. D-Don't 1-A very common expression used by the Faculty. E-Effrontery1-Impudence 'sometimes expressed by the pupils. F-Fountains:-A place on the back porch where the pupils quench their thirst. G-Giggles-A tiny, tinkling titter, caused by an eruption of your sense of the ludicrous. H-Hallucination:-An illusion that young maidens experience con- cerning lovers. I-Idiots :-Rare specimen found in Park City. J-Jail:-Place of confinement. K-Knocks z-Blows received from the hands of others. L-Laughterz-Convulsive expression of mirth. M-Monday:-First day of the week when the teachers have on their war-paint. N-Neuralgia :-Common complaint of the girls when forced to remain for deportxnent. n O-Otterbine:-Only married man in captivity Qthat is, P. C. H. SJ. PfPermissions z-Requests that are never granted. Q-Questions1-Interrogatories very common with the teachers. R-eRules1-Regulations which must be obeyed. SfSeniors :fOf which we have three. 'I'-Tattle-tale :-An object of much contempt. U.-Umbrella:-A portable screen carried by girls on rainy days. V.-Vaccination:-A painful operation borne by every pupil before entering school. W-Whistle :-A sound caused by a slight puckering of the lips. X-X-Ray 1-A black polish used on stoves. Y-You who are reading this nonsense. Z-Zero 1-Ciphers very common on test papers. LUCILLE CRUDGINGTON, III Year A. h 74