Park City High School - Kalendar Yearbook (Knoxville, TN)

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The Faculty Through CI'IAUCER'S Eyes Whan in the morneyngyne atte twenetyee mynuttes after eyght, bye the eloekee, all the pupyls of Pairke Cityee Hye Skulef, hearne the tardye belle peale forthe l1ys doole-fulle sonde, they aecordyng-lie tourne hir faces, bryghte lyke floures, towarde the belooved studyee halle. Myse Kornforte, who runnes the skule, alle ways atte the doore stands, with pyncel and payperg and if bye ehannces oon does not slipe into the doore 0011 tyme she gyves them oon houre after skule. Myse Myleomee, who isse oon lovere of maathematykes, walkes with sted-faystly eyenes oon alle puypls, and if bye channees 0011 isse tayking the pryvileege of kouversing withouten the leaste bitte of permissionee, she gyves oon blake markee to the offenderssee. Myse Myc Donoughtee, oure Physics teacher, cooms in. Sl1e isse 0011 talle ladie withe goylden hairre, who hathe in her powere to reeytee abouten Greeke, Germauee, and alle ways says soomethynge a lytle foony to makee 0011 personne laughee tille the teeres flowe 0011 hys ehekes. Myse Hengharte, oure moosic ladie, isse oon lytle sweete bodiee, who lovees to Wende her tynie fingers oon the keys of the ynstroomente. Myse Kyellie hasse helped manee a oon poore, strugglynge studannte over manee a harde plaeee in the Latyn bokes. She isse very smalle and wears oon prettie redde dressee withe blake bootones. Myse Lysabeth M0Yelway11ee isse oon prettie brownee eyen laydie who is l1appyeste when hearnyng pupyls recyteeing English Lyteratume. She isse loved bye alle the puypls. Myse Aeuifee isse 0011 very neete laydie. She hathe blake hairre and piercynge eyene. She alleways teaches the poore puypls how to spyell cor- rectyly. Pairke Cytie used to have 0011 sweete laydie and a loveree of maathe- matykes also. She alle lyked to heyre tl1e poostmane blew his Whystle, and gettee lettres from Southee Carolina. And oon sayde day she lefte us to goo to Southe Carolina and beeoome Mysteresse Hyupeerte Fyikeeg We are alle sure Weel be fayre happyer there sans pupyls, sans study- halle, sans tyeste-paypers, sans everythynge. LUCILLE CRUDGINGTON, '13. 69

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HEnE's 'ro l Miss McDonough, tall and fair, Hazel eyes and golden hair, Teaches Science with a will, If she's not stopped she's teaching it still. IIEaE's 'ro - Mrs. Comfort, dignified and tall, Teaches History, but that 's not all, For the rest of the time She keeps Study Hall. HERE 's 'ro -- Miss Malcolm, whom we always find Making us children walk a straight line. Algebra is her study bold, But I guess you know that without being told. IIEaE's 'ro - Miss Acuff, a teacher mild, With deep brown eyes and a merry smile, But stern is her face and no smile we see, As she tells of the world as it used to be. HERE 's 'ro - The teacher with accent sweet, ' Witll auburn hair arranged so neat, 'A Why that 's Miss Mcllwainef' you 're sure to say- L' She teaches grammar all the day. IIERE's 'ro -- Miss Kelley, who in stature 's very small, But a great favorite she is with one and all, But her Latin, I can truthfully say, l wish it was a million miles away. GRAYCE BATEMAN, '16 68

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Conundrums VVIIIIII is It - In the Senior class that is often of great aid on a dark night ?-An Arm- strong. In the Junior class that makes it of such renown '?-A Duncan and an F. Marian Crawford. In the Sophomore class that all girls like '?-A Pickel. In the Freshman class that makes it the most musical il-A Horn. In the Sith-Freshman class that is a thing of' royalty and a crown for- ever ?-A King. In the Faculty that all persons want in time of sorrow ?-A Comfort. Which is the richest class in school ?-The one that has the most Cash. What precept have the Freshman class Ulilic - a - man. Why is the Sophomore class the strongest ?-Because it has the Lyons. What persons have we in the High School that represent an old and honorable trade ?-Millers. ' Why does the Sophomore class have to he called down so often?-Be cause they have a Parrot. What does the Freshman class do when an article is lost il-Hunt. We wish to call the reader's attention to the fact that Park City High School is not without its professionals. We have two Bakers, two Millers, a Trotter, and a Fisher, all prosperous. F. CRAWFORD. TU