Park City High School - Kalendar Yearbook (Knoxville, TN)

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The Latin class was discussing the loss of Crcusa, and Miss Melvin had just said that she was probably lost as Aeneas Went through the woods, when Ida volunteered this explanation- Maybe she hit some quick sand ! Ida-Cin Virgilj- The serpent Wind their large backs in rolling spiresf' Miss Donaldson-Cin Physicsj-How many feet in a mile? Ada-88 !! ' Miss Dooley-Cin Englishj-What was the Reformation? John-It was when people first began to use liquor, and tobacco is similar quantities. Quiz-Why is that little box of Creme de Merode Csnow white and Honestly Purej on Prof. Lowry 's desk? Katherine--Russel, did you know that you had to make love to Betty in the Senior play? Russel-I'd have a d-l of a time! Ida-Katherine is sick in bed. Edith-She has a telephone. Algy and the Bear- Told by our dihnified Aley met 3 bear, teacher of English during The bear Was blllgy English class. The bulge Was Algy. Ida-Cin Physics classj-Miss Donaldson-Wehat is milk when frozen? Edith- Ice Cream. Miss Donaldson-Cin U. T. Physics laboratoryl- Porter What's that machine with which you are so enamoured? Dr. Porter-fblushing visiblyl- Beg your pardon? Miss Donaldson-Qin stammering accentsl- Oh! I did'nt mean you? Ada-C in History classj-I had the worst time getting those battles mixed up. Russell-Katherine, Why don 't you wink at Dr. Porter? Katherine-I did, but he thought it was a spark of elec- tricity. 19

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Miss Melvin-Where was the Battle of Bunker Hill fought. Mildred-It was fought in Charleston, S. C. Edith O C the tangent COh See'!j Class-We can't see it. You stand to one side. Miss Simpson Cexplaining tangents to circlesj Two com- mon turtles. Miss Dooley-Does Launcelot throw any light on Shylock? Stella-Yes, he says that he neverfhad a square meal. Miss Dooley-Tell me something about Coleridge 's child- hood. Ada-He did'nt have any. Miss Dooley-He did some beautiful paintings. J ohn--Didn't his ancestors keep it up? CMiss Dooley stepping on a featherj Ada-Don't kill it! We know that the good people of Knoxville think that we are far removed from the haunts of men, but hardly expect a member of the Senior class, and a citizen of Park City to make this remark- I like Sunday for I do enjoy the ride to town so much. Miss Melvin-Cin a discussion of the Bacchic orgiesl--What does the word orgy mean? Elisabeth-Why-they were-now wait ! !-monsters who devoured people. Porter-Cwildly gesticulating, and with pained expression on his face.j No !-they were birds with heads of men. Miss Simpson-Cin geometryl Russel explain that con- struction. Russel-Well-I dropped the perpendicular up to the line- And there he wondered why the class laughed. Miss Dooley-Qin Englishj--Portxer, where did Sir Roger go next? Porter-The Spectator and Sir Roger went to the Lake look- ing for a boat with one leg. 18

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Sonnet- We sfaw 'a thing of greenish hue And thought it was a lawn of grass, But when to it we closer drew, We found it was the Freshman class. K. L. App. by J. R. Cruze. A Latin Tale. Non paratus, student dixit Cum a sad and doleful look, U Omme rectum teacher respondit, Nihil 5 scripsit in the book. A new meaning for the word Leek. Elisabeth-Leek is the letting in or out of a liquid. Miss Dooley-I never go to the Bijou. Did you ever see me there 'Q Ida-We never look that high. Miss Dooley-Where was Grassmere? Ada-Near the Lake Poets. With apologies to Mother goose. Hark! I-lark! the fans do howl Maryville is coming to towng Some to root and some to foul But all to knock us down. A sentence written in spelling class by a member of the Tenth grade. He was engaged in the stimulation of a small boy. Cln History class talking about the Petersburg Mine ex- plosion.D Pauline-Grant blew it up with dynamo Cdynamiteb. 20