Paris Junior College - Galleon Yearbook (Paris, TX)

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The Owl Drug Store HGMER WALTERS Enchilndns, I-lot Dogs, Toasted Sandwiches, FOOD STORES Chili, Mzxlted Milks, Fountain Drinks Br' Wise-Buy Wfisf'-Econonzize F. L. and N. I-I. NlCKNlGI--I11, Owners 1 PARIS GROCER COMPANY Distributors of Dependable Products Empson's Canned Vegetables Maxwell House Coffee Penick and Ford Syrup Mrs. Tucker's Shortening Del Monte Fruits Yukon's Best Flour Admirution Coffee Bright and Early Coffee OWLI GROCER TERIA 735 24th S.E. Our Swfvice Is Your Saving YOUR PATRONAGE IS AFPRECIATED Serving Paris Junior College with the best hamburgers in town Paris Milling Company SPEA5 COMPANY Largest Manufncf11rr'rs in, America PARIS SPECIAL FLOUR Furnishing All Grades of Pure Vi-negar SPECIAL X DAIRY ffffff General Offices -Southern Division POULTRY FEED Pm, Texas Page 165

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Kist Bottling CO. FIYNUW' 1 , J I I ' 0 IYMO Get Kixf for u Nickel . Rudy Fremiuth Motor Co BEN F- DODSUNQ JR- Sc'rzfic'f' 'Worfby of u Trial 315 Bonlinm St. Owmlr Phone 61 - Night 973-J . M. WEISS DISTRIBUTOR THAT GOOD GULF GASOLINE mul GULF PRIDE MOTOR OIL The Churches of Paris We sincerely thank these Churches of Paris for helping to make this 1947 GAL- LEON possible: IMMANUEL BAPTIST CHVURCH CENNTRAL PRESBYTERIIAN CHURCH FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH CHURCH OF CHRIST FIRST METHODIST CHURCH CHURCH OF THE HOLY CROSS The Temple of Paris J, Radio and Sound Sales aml Service Acme Tires, Tubes and Batteries Telephone 159 123 Lamar Ave. A. L. BROWN, A857115 BILL FLOYD Paris, Texas Patronize Cities Service Stations Page 164

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College Chuckles Arnold Press: How about it- any vitamins in this food? Mrs. Ashmore: I hardly think so. You see, we have a man come every night who sprinkles powder around and kills them. Mrs. Neyland: Whenever I get down in the dumps, I buy a new hat. C. J. Cooper: ls that so? I was wondering where you got them. Mr. Turner: Are they very strict at school, Billy? Billy: Well, one guy died in Eco today, and they propped him up until the lecture ended. The only thing left in the world that can be shocked is grain. The moon was white: The road was dark, The perfect place To stop and park. He gave a sigh: He gave a groan. He cursed his fate: He was alone. Mrs. Fuller: Take this sentence: 'Let the cow be taken out of the lot.' What mood? Wanda Ward: The cow. Beg pardon, but aren't you one of the college boys? Now, I couldn't find my suspenders this morning, my razor blades were used up, and a bus just ran over my hat. Miss Smith: This exam will be given on the honor sys- tem. Please sit three seats apart in alternate rows. An instructor will be placed between every two students. Mrs. Baxter: Sonny, don't use such bad words. Charles: Shakespeare used them. Mrs. Baxter: Well, don't have any more to do with him. Page T66 A wolf is a member of the male species who has de- voted the best leers of his life to women. Have you heard about the fellow who walked into a bar optimistically and left misty optically? Mr. McPherson: Are you teaching this class? Joe Edzards: No, sir. Mr. McPherson: Well, then, sit down and stop acting like an idiot. Walking one day with a friend, Mr. Norris passed a large fish shop where a fine catch of codfish, with mouths wide open and eyes staring, were arranged in a row. Mr. Norris suddenly stopped, looked at them, and clutching his friend by the arm, exclaimed: Heavens, that reminds me-I should be teaching a class. Maynita Love: There is a patient in my ward who hasn't made love to me yet. Thalia Skeen: One of mine is unconscious, too, Joe Murphy: l hear your blind date was sorta homely. Hugh Hooks: Homelyl Say, that gal was so homely that when we walked along the waterfront even the tugs stopped whistling! Sound Advice - Never shift your mouth into high gear until you're sure your brain is turning over. Mrs. Bland: Lenore, every time you stay out so late I get another gray hair. Lenore: Jiminy, Mother, you must have hit the high spots - look at Grandma's hair. Ray Williams: Hey, your shoes are mixed. You've got the left shoe on the right foot. Amos Priddy: And here, for twenty years, I've thought I was clubfootedf' Sonny Ford: If you don't marry me, I'll blow my brains out. Martha Snyder: That would be a ioke on Father. He Cloesn't think you have any.