Paris High School - Arena Yearbook (Paris, IL)

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Allen Tyler is still telling people where to go on his go-kart track. Max Ben Casey Van Gilder has been sued for successfully removing a gizzard from the body of Dr. Kildare. What does Russell Vaughn sell in his chain stores across the country? — chains, of course! Jean Vicory, a good driver, works for Borax — driving mule teams through Death Valley. Margaret Wallace has made a fortune selling invisible hairnets. Phyllis Walls, famous cook, has gotten rich quick by selling her four seasons — salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar. Charles Watters, Illinois state policeman, has prohibited the sale of intoxicated liquors. John Whitcher is still driving his robin-egg-blue Corvair. What style! Judy Whitlock teaches a very successful co-educational physical education class at P.H.S. Joanna Willis, Miss Baby Sitter U.S.A., has told the public her secret tip on nursery care — feed the baby garlic so you can find him in the dark. When it rains cats and dogs, Linda Wilson, famed animal trainer, has been found trying to find poodles in the road. Larry Winkler appears on the T.V. show Winky Dink as King of the Winks. Gloria Woodyard has a chimney sweeping job, which soots her fine. Wilma Wright, candy tester for the Sweet Tooth Candy Company, really eats up her job. Richard Zieren is the fastest ambulance driver in the world. In fact, he doesn't even stop for the patients. I hold that man is in the right who is most closely in league with the future. Henrik Ibsen 26

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Rodney Ohl has invented a motor for the horse. This motor is for people who do not like to jog up and down. Georgia Oxenford and Pete Fountain are playing duets with their clarinets on the Lawrence Welk Show. Bill Parrish, Butlerupper Number 1, is now starring in the current stage show, Fred the Freeloader. Pam Parrish, clever operator, has YOUR number. Tom Patalas is really making the money as printer at the government mint. Virginia Peck, famous artist, is drawing them in. Mickey Perrisho, the mad scientist, has discovered that a pound will weigh less in the sun since it will be lighter. Ann Marie Polley teaches music to first grade child prodigies. Sherry Propst, a well breaded person, earns her money in the bakery. Rosie Renfrow has invented a partial vacuum which is a sweeper that takes up only part of the dirt. Maurice Rhoden, having so much time, works as a clock jeweler. David Ridener is a leader of men, and a follower of women. Nancy Riedell, printer for Sasnak Writing Company, has decided this is not her type of job. Joe Ritter has bought the other half of Hillbilly Heaven from his relative Tex. Janis Roberts, famous woman lawyer, has a hour long show competing with Perry Mason. Roy Rogers is still King of the Cowboys. Steve Saiter, authority on the Dark Ages, has been dubbed a knight. Jim Savoree, having all kinds of class, teaches girls' P.E. at P.H.S. Jane Scott is the head of the business department at the Pentagon. Owen Sensenbrenner, who really has the pull, has begun his career at a dentist. Mike Shaw has announced that he has just caught a live lion with his bare hands — that's some lyin'! Joe Sheehy, full of fun and mischief too, still likes things he shouldn't do. Our greatest cheerleader of all time, Ann Silverman, has patented her famous yell — Get that quarterback! Natalie Slay has bought a daschund for her kids so they can all pet it at once. In the election of '84, it has been found that Richard Smeltzer has acquired the top job in the White House — custodian of the attic. Connie Smith has been awarded the Pulitzer Prize for the biography that she wrote on her father. Captain John Smith, coolest dancer in the world, is premiering in the Ice Palace at the North Pole. David Duke Snyder has won the boxing championship title by striking his opponent in the excitement — instead of the stomach. Scott Sprague has the biggest money-taking job in Fred Astaire's studio — a ticket teller. Having a great deal of patience, Shan Steidl is head doctor at Paris Clinic. Since Dyalene Strike has so many stories, she has been given the job of constructing skyscrapers. Eugene Sunkel, head of the stock exchange, buys and sells cattle daily. Vernon Tapley has proven himself a bluff — a mountain conservation officer. Gary Thompson still believes that a man of silence is better than a man of a million words. Claude Tosser has the safest job — working in the Edgar County Bank. Mike Touhey, game for anything, has been found hunting wild girls in Africa. Dick Travis has finally found out that it was the great navigator, Columbus, who cruised about the Atlantic and discovered America. Gloria Trover has been sick in bed for twenty-one years . . . having given up to the ghost! Mike Trover works on the railroad, since this is along his line. Having a lot of tongue, Dean Tucker has become a butcher at a local meat shop. Vicki Turpin, world known chemist, has proved to himself that Einstein's Theory is true. Marianne Tuttle is working in a candy factory putting peanuts and chocolate on live turtles. 25

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