Paris High School - Arena Yearbook (Paris, IL)

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Rodney Ohl has invented a motor for the horse. This motor is for people who do not like to jog up and down. Georgia Oxenford and Pete Fountain are playing duets with their clarinets on the Lawrence Welk Show. Bill Parrish, Butlerupper Number 1, is now starring in the current stage show, Fred the Freeloader. Pam Parrish, clever operator, has YOUR number. Tom Patalas is really making the money as printer at the government mint. Virginia Peck, famous artist, is drawing them in. Mickey Perrisho, the mad scientist, has discovered that a pound will weigh less in the sun since it will be lighter. Ann Marie Polley teaches music to first grade child prodigies. Sherry Propst, a well breaded person, earns her money in the bakery. Rosie Renfrow has invented a partial vacuum which is a sweeper that takes up only part of the dirt. Maurice Rhoden, having so much time, works as a clock jeweler. David Ridener is a leader of men, and a follower of women. Nancy Riedell, printer for Sasnak Writing Company, has decided this is not her type of job. Joe Ritter has bought the other half of Hillbilly Heaven from his relative Tex. Janis Roberts, famous woman lawyer, has a hour long show competing with Perry Mason. Roy Rogers is still King of the Cowboys. Steve Saiter, authority on the Dark Ages, has been dubbed a knight. Jim Savoree, having all kinds of class, teaches girls' P.E. at P.H.S. Jane Scott is the head of the business department at the Pentagon. Owen Sensenbrenner, who really has the pull, has begun his career at a dentist. Mike Shaw has announced that he has just caught a live lion with his bare hands — that's some lyin'! Joe Sheehy, full of fun and mischief too, still likes things he shouldn't do. Our greatest cheerleader of all time, Ann Silverman, has patented her famous yell — Get that quarterback! Natalie Slay has bought a daschund for her kids so they can all pet it at once. In the election of '84, it has been found that Richard Smeltzer has acquired the top job in the White House — custodian of the attic. Connie Smith has been awarded the Pulitzer Prize for the biography that she wrote on her father. Captain John Smith, coolest dancer in the world, is premiering in the Ice Palace at the North Pole. David Duke Snyder has won the boxing championship title by striking his opponent in the excitement — instead of the stomach. Scott Sprague has the biggest money-taking job in Fred Astaire's studio — a ticket teller. Having a great deal of patience, Shan Steidl is head doctor at Paris Clinic. Since Dyalene Strike has so many stories, she has been given the job of constructing skyscrapers. Eugene Sunkel, head of the stock exchange, buys and sells cattle daily. Vernon Tapley has proven himself a bluff — a mountain conservation officer. Gary Thompson still believes that a man of silence is better than a man of a million words. Claude Tosser has the safest job — working in the Edgar County Bank. Mike Touhey, game for anything, has been found hunting wild girls in Africa. Dick Travis has finally found out that it was the great navigator, Columbus, who cruised about the Atlantic and discovered America. Gloria Trover has been sick in bed for twenty-one years . . . having given up to the ghost! Mike Trover works on the railroad, since this is along his line. Having a lot of tongue, Dean Tucker has become a butcher at a local meat shop. Vicki Turpin, world known chemist, has proved to himself that Einstein's Theory is true. Marianne Tuttle is working in a candy factory putting peanuts and chocolate on live turtles. 25

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Denzel Eslinger has been hunting. He doesn't know what for — just hunting. Buster Farnham is still trying to make up his mind whether to leave his hubcaps on or off — a man of decision. David Farris is bookkeeper at the White House. John Halloran is using a new method on his farm. He has found the mule and plow very convenient. Carol Ann Harris has the job of turning the music for Van Cliburn. Terry Hays is teaching the boys how to dance at the Hangar. Carolyn Hollis has a chain of Dairy Queens throughout the United States. Marilyn Hunter, famed beautician, has discovered a new way to make hair look beautiful — wash it. John Hurst runs a Do-It-Yourself Corvette Company. Wayne Hutchings, U.S. Air Force pilot, has just recently flown the coop. After years of wandering, Glynette Hutchison has found her place in the sun. Now she spend most of her time reclining there. Jim Johns and Arnold Palmer are now co-owners of the world famous Paris Country Club. Deanna Jones is playing the lead on the TV series, The Nurses. Richard Jones has been giving advertisements for cigarettes on TV. Don Jordan has been named the new head coach for the all-girl Wellesley College football squad. Chatte Kauffman has recently been installed vice president of the Assistant Secretary Club. Fred Keehner has finally won the first place trophy at the Paris Motorcycle Hillclimb. Lester Kennedy, all time fishing pro, has just reeled in a three-ton albino whale to grace his mantle. Karla Kirsten runs a baby sitting agency for attractive young bachelors. It has been discovered that Thelma was the little Lamb instead of Mary. Completing his 999th orbit, U.S. astronaut Rudy Lambrechtse, has discovered that the cheese on the moon is better than the cheese in Holland. Karen Landes has just been crowned Miss Talkathon. Sharon Landes has been given the tedious job of refunding kisses in her charity kissing booth. Christie Lehman has drawn attention by selling new U.S., 49 star flags on Red Square in Moscow. David Lehman, president of a large clothing store, has the latest styles from Paris. Harold Lowry, manager of the Sleep Light Mattress Company, has been caught lying down on the job. Kay Ludington has aroused quite a bit of attention by publishing a book with so many stirring pages — a cookbook no doubt! Linda Ludington has the job of curling wigs for the Parliament of England. Vicki McCarty, always smiling, is still making people wonder what she is up to. Doris McGrew has a job modeling suits of armor. Dennie Malone, electrician for the Electric Electric Company, shocks his customers with his bills. John Marlowe must have a sixth cent since there is no sign of the other five cents. Gene Martin, professor of heredity, has won a Nobel Prize for his definition of heredity, If your grandfather didn't have any children, then your father probably didn't either, and neither will you. Chuck Milam, lieutenant in the U.S. Air Force, is really going UP in the world. Valarie Miller, well posted, sells pepperminted stamps. Sue Morecraft collects stuffed animals the hard way — by killing and stuffing them herself. Jim Morris is now president of the Do Nothing Club. Cheryl Mullen is now a full-fledged music teacher. She teaches frogs to croak. Dennis Nebergall has made millions of dollars as a comedian making people laugh — at him. Steve O'Bannon is now sole owner of his O'Bannon uninsured insurance company. Richard O'Hair has obtained the permanent job of bleaching Dumbo, the white elephant, once a month. 24

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Allen Tyler is still telling people where to go on his go-kart track. Max Ben Casey Van Gilder has been sued for successfully removing a gizzard from the body of Dr. Kildare. What does Russell Vaughn sell in his chain stores across the country? — chains, of course! Jean Vicory, a good driver, works for Borax — driving mule teams through Death Valley. Margaret Wallace has made a fortune selling invisible hairnets. Phyllis Walls, famous cook, has gotten rich quick by selling her four seasons — salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar. Charles Watters, Illinois state policeman, has prohibited the sale of intoxicated liquors. John Whitcher is still driving his robin-egg-blue Corvair. What style! Judy Whitlock teaches a very successful co-educational physical education class at P.H.S. Joanna Willis, Miss Baby Sitter U.S.A., has told the public her secret tip on nursery care — feed the baby garlic so you can find him in the dark. When it rains cats and dogs, Linda Wilson, famed animal trainer, has been found trying to find poodles in the road. Larry Winkler appears on the T.V. show Winky Dink as King of the Winks. Gloria Woodyard has a chimney sweeping job, which soots her fine. Wilma Wright, candy tester for the Sweet Tooth Candy Company, really eats up her job. Richard Zieren is the fastest ambulance driver in the world. In fact, he doesn't even stop for the patients. I hold that man is in the right who is most closely in league with the future. Henrik Ibsen 26