Paris High School - Arena Yearbook (Paris, IL)

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Denzel Eslinger has been hunting. He doesn't know what for — just hunting. Buster Farnham is still trying to make up his mind whether to leave his hubcaps on or off — a man of decision. David Farris is bookkeeper at the White House. John Halloran is using a new method on his farm. He has found the mule and plow very convenient. Carol Ann Harris has the job of turning the music for Van Cliburn. Terry Hays is teaching the boys how to dance at the Hangar. Carolyn Hollis has a chain of Dairy Queens throughout the United States. Marilyn Hunter, famed beautician, has discovered a new way to make hair look beautiful — wash it. John Hurst runs a Do-It-Yourself Corvette Company. Wayne Hutchings, U.S. Air Force pilot, has just recently flown the coop. After years of wandering, Glynette Hutchison has found her place in the sun. Now she spend most of her time reclining there. Jim Johns and Arnold Palmer are now co-owners of the world famous Paris Country Club. Deanna Jones is playing the lead on the TV series, The Nurses. Richard Jones has been giving advertisements for cigarettes on TV. Don Jordan has been named the new head coach for the all-girl Wellesley College football squad. Chatte Kauffman has recently been installed vice president of the Assistant Secretary Club. Fred Keehner has finally won the first place trophy at the Paris Motorcycle Hillclimb. Lester Kennedy, all time fishing pro, has just reeled in a three-ton albino whale to grace his mantle. Karla Kirsten runs a baby sitting agency for attractive young bachelors. It has been discovered that Thelma was the little Lamb instead of Mary. Completing his 999th orbit, U.S. astronaut Rudy Lambrechtse, has discovered that the cheese on the moon is better than the cheese in Holland. Karen Landes has just been crowned Miss Talkathon. Sharon Landes has been given the tedious job of refunding kisses in her charity kissing booth. Christie Lehman has drawn attention by selling new U.S., 49 star flags on Red Square in Moscow. David Lehman, president of a large clothing store, has the latest styles from Paris. Harold Lowry, manager of the Sleep Light Mattress Company, has been caught lying down on the job. Kay Ludington has aroused quite a bit of attention by publishing a book with so many stirring pages — a cookbook no doubt! Linda Ludington has the job of curling wigs for the Parliament of England. Vicki McCarty, always smiling, is still making people wonder what she is up to. Doris McGrew has a job modeling suits of armor. Dennie Malone, electrician for the Electric Electric Company, shocks his customers with his bills. John Marlowe must have a sixth cent since there is no sign of the other five cents. Gene Martin, professor of heredity, has won a Nobel Prize for his definition of heredity, If your grandfather didn't have any children, then your father probably didn't either, and neither will you. Chuck Milam, lieutenant in the U.S. Air Force, is really going UP in the world. Valarie Miller, well posted, sells pepperminted stamps. Sue Morecraft collects stuffed animals the hard way — by killing and stuffing them herself. Jim Morris is now president of the Do Nothing Club. Cheryl Mullen is now a full-fledged music teacher. She teaches frogs to croak. Dennis Nebergall has made millions of dollars as a comedian making people laugh — at him. Steve O'Bannon is now sole owner of his O'Bannon uninsured insurance company. Richard O'Hair has obtained the permanent job of bleaching Dumbo, the white elephant, once a month. 24

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'Prophecy The growling tigers of '63 have returned to their den ten years later to find that: Linda Adams is riding horses bareback for a traveling rodeo. Charlotte Alden, world known rock collector, has been found stoned. Judy Alexander has taken over June Taylor's position. Walter Allison has been sent to the moon by mistake. Bob Allread is still trying and trying and trying. One might say he is trying. Nancy Anderson is now playing in the New York Philharmonic Orchestra. Sally Andrews' smile is used on T. V. to advertise Tserc toothpaste. Kris Armstrong, always a lover of horses, gives Edgar County the honor of having the only thoroughbred hobby horse farm in the world. David Barrett is president of the Motorcycle Club. All he does is putt' around. Gary Beall has found that when he goes shooting, he had better take a gun. Jim Beaucamp's occupation as a kangaroo catcher usually keeps him jumping. Nancy Beck has been spending her time hunting for a lost piece of her jigsaw puzzle. Carol Bledsoe is considering writing a book on ladies' problems — which she has heard solved so many times in her beautician shop. Ronnie Blume has been operating on amateur radios. He may start TV series next year. Chris Brown has married Mr. Black, and both are tickled Pink. David Brown is still trying to find out what makes things tick. The clock has him puzzled. Scott Burnside has taken over Dick Biondi's job with the WLS radio station. James Butler is head of an agency that really serves the people of his country — The Butler Service. Grace Cassady has been touring the country with the Ice Capades. Vernon Chambers has signed a contract entitling him to teach Ancient History at P.H.S. Vicki Chapman, after majoring in agriculture, operates the Kime Farm. Linda Clark is the instructor at the roller rink. Richard Clark is the head veterinarian at Cape Canaveral. Carolyn Cline has started up a new Morris House. Anne Colson has gone way out with her hair styling. The last time we heard, she was on the moon. Robert Critchelow stamps envelopes with his feet. Mary Jane Cunningham has let her collection of stuffed animals tear up. I believe she said they were stuffed! Penny Cunningham is sewing for Dior. Mary Frances Curran has a big horse farm in Texas. Believe it or not, Kenneth Dennison has been running a used car lot. Dave Dickerson has the main job in the circus — a pole — holding up the tent. James Dickey is president of the Dickey Blue Jean Company. Ruth Dillon is sewing space-suits and selling them half price. Jim Eads is the chief instructor in the making of floats for the Rose Bowl Parade. Pancho Eads has won an Olympic medal for hopping cross country. Larry Eller is an executive-type businessman with ten beautiful secretaries. Pat Englum has painted a beautiful picture, but no one can figure out what it represents. 23

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Rodney Ohl has invented a motor for the horse. This motor is for people who do not like to jog up and down. Georgia Oxenford and Pete Fountain are playing duets with their clarinets on the Lawrence Welk Show. Bill Parrish, Butlerupper Number 1, is now starring in the current stage show, Fred the Freeloader. Pam Parrish, clever operator, has YOUR number. Tom Patalas is really making the money as printer at the government mint. Virginia Peck, famous artist, is drawing them in. Mickey Perrisho, the mad scientist, has discovered that a pound will weigh less in the sun since it will be lighter. Ann Marie Polley teaches music to first grade child prodigies. Sherry Propst, a well breaded person, earns her money in the bakery. Rosie Renfrow has invented a partial vacuum which is a sweeper that takes up only part of the dirt. Maurice Rhoden, having so much time, works as a clock jeweler. David Ridener is a leader of men, and a follower of women. Nancy Riedell, printer for Sasnak Writing Company, has decided this is not her type of job. Joe Ritter has bought the other half of Hillbilly Heaven from his relative Tex. Janis Roberts, famous woman lawyer, has a hour long show competing with Perry Mason. Roy Rogers is still King of the Cowboys. Steve Saiter, authority on the Dark Ages, has been dubbed a knight. Jim Savoree, having all kinds of class, teaches girls' P.E. at P.H.S. Jane Scott is the head of the business department at the Pentagon. Owen Sensenbrenner, who really has the pull, has begun his career at a dentist. Mike Shaw has announced that he has just caught a live lion with his bare hands — that's some lyin'! Joe Sheehy, full of fun and mischief too, still likes things he shouldn't do. Our greatest cheerleader of all time, Ann Silverman, has patented her famous yell — Get that quarterback! Natalie Slay has bought a daschund for her kids so they can all pet it at once. In the election of '84, it has been found that Richard Smeltzer has acquired the top job in the White House — custodian of the attic. Connie Smith has been awarded the Pulitzer Prize for the biography that she wrote on her father. Captain John Smith, coolest dancer in the world, is premiering in the Ice Palace at the North Pole. David Duke Snyder has won the boxing championship title by striking his opponent in the excitement — instead of the stomach. Scott Sprague has the biggest money-taking job in Fred Astaire's studio — a ticket teller. Having a great deal of patience, Shan Steidl is head doctor at Paris Clinic. Since Dyalene Strike has so many stories, she has been given the job of constructing skyscrapers. Eugene Sunkel, head of the stock exchange, buys and sells cattle daily. Vernon Tapley has proven himself a bluff — a mountain conservation officer. Gary Thompson still believes that a man of silence is better than a man of a million words. Claude Tosser has the safest job — working in the Edgar County Bank. Mike Touhey, game for anything, has been found hunting wild girls in Africa. Dick Travis has finally found out that it was the great navigator, Columbus, who cruised about the Atlantic and discovered America. Gloria Trover has been sick in bed for twenty-one years . . . having given up to the ghost! Mike Trover works on the railroad, since this is along his line. Having a lot of tongue, Dean Tucker has become a butcher at a local meat shop. Vicki Turpin, world known chemist, has proved to himself that Einstein's Theory is true. Marianne Tuttle is working in a candy factory putting peanuts and chocolate on live turtles. 25