Paris High School - Arena Yearbook (Paris, IL)

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Kathleen Robison won a Nobel Prize for her unique writing. Tex Sandstead owns a large ranch in the middle of the Painted Desert. Dale Schiele is City Clerk and loves to issue hunting and fishing licenses. Judy See is Sunday School teacher to cannibals on the obscure island of Kalerka. Carolyn Sensenbrenner recently completed redecorating Buckingham Palace. Larry Shuman is now on a professional chemistry team which competes all over the world. John D. Smiley is president of the National Bi-Phy-Chem Club. Barbara Smitley teaches riding courses in the English Riding Academy. Betty Smittkamp is sales representative for Ringling Ding-ling Boys' Class Rings Establishment. The Grand Canyon has a new Donkey-Tour Guide—Marjorie Smittkamp. Chip Speaker spends his time in traffic courts defending innocent bystanders. Libby Stafford is head interpreter to Chief Watsfatsi Slim-bonti of Nigerogota, Africa. Richard Stark is top projectionist for the Lincoln Theatre. Marilyn Stultz is special seamstress for the Dior House of France. Steve Sturgell was recently deported for his cruelty to American History students. Oh, his tests! James Switzer still rolls papers for the Beacon News. Sharon Taylor teaches the all-important physical education to first graders. Donna Thompson is a lieutenant in the WACS. Jackie Turpin paints red streaks on Corvairs. Judy Vander Vlugt imports tulip bulbs from Holland. Mike Wagoner is the proud owner of seven Ben Blue silos. Mary Jane Watson has recently succeeded Dr. Spock, the great child care specialist. Becky Watson has founded the Watson House for nurses. Daniel Webster replaced Scott Crossfield as the X-15 jet ace pilot. Joy Weger has her own cartoon strip— Joycie and Her Brats”—It's found in Mad Magazine. Rick Wheeler, while exploring in his space ship, has discovered that there is no Venus behind the clouds. Beverly Whitcher, a missionary among the African unknowns, has found that the natives are quite friendly until they get hungry. Patsy White is now chief matron of the Paris Bubble Bath House. The most competent secretary that Perry Mason ever had is a whiz at opening letters. Who? Judy Williamson. Joyce Willison’s bookkeeping is something remarkable— What’s the matter? can’t those books jive? Dave Wilson has set a new World Series record for the most games LOST by a pitcher—17. Judy Wilson is President of the Illinois’ chapter of G.A.A. Rita Winans cannot be with us this year, she’s teaching French to monkeys in Brazil. Steve Winans leads his own combo of—well, you name it. and he can lead it. Vicki Wolfe recently won the title of Miss Talky Talkathon of 1982. Dave Wright spends his time endorsing bubble baths. Ferrol Wright is the most sociable man in the nation; he spoke to every living soul in the country. Ray Young was dropped from the Farm Bureau Basketball team because he was three ounces overweight. 21 Remember—To err is human, to forgive divine.

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