Paris High School - Arena Yearbook (Paris, IL)

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Bob Kerrick is now chief body mechanic for Buick. Steven Kritz is the leading crooner with Lawrence Welk’s band. Sherrie Lahti draws and paints the models pictured on McCall’s patterns. Bram Lambrechtse, following Einstein’s footsteps, donated his brain to some organization—I just can’t seem to remember the name. Donavon Laughead is Paris’ Chief of Police. Jerry Lawson recently placed first in the BSA motorcycle races held in Florida. Paul Lee will not be with us, for he was making a grass waterway and has buried himself. Stanley Lewis was recently seen riding down the Amazon in his high-powered, gear-driven raft. Barbara Lindsey is now teaching chemistry to her kindergarten pupils. David Irish recently donated his curly hair to Yul Brenner. Max Lindsey is still trying to make up those mistakes in English tests which he always seemed to manage not to notice. Sharon Love heads the manufacturing of tapes for class rings. Any orders? Phillip Ludington is writing his sixth book of a twelve-volume series called Avoiding the Persistent IVoman. Bill McCarty is lost in the African jungle, so we hear; and he’s having bad luck with the lions. Jean McCoy is the proud possessor of the world’s largest pen pal collection which numbers 10,000 strong. Happy writing! Gloria McDaniel spends her time chasing gauchos below the border. Richard Marquis leads the life of a modern Robinson Crusoe, as his tugboat crashed on the island of Bermuda. The last I heard of Tom Marquis was that he was seen following his fishing pole down the Columbia River. His last remark, I knew that was a big salmon.” Bouncy Ginger Martin is still bouncing—only rubber balls now. Margaret Massey is recovering from a severe shock—the sight of blood when she cut her finger in Nurse’s Training. James Mathis is president of the Bird Watcher’s Society. Floyd Mathews uses his scientific ability to formulate new plays for the Los Angeles Rams. Judy Menk heads a manufacturing firm in India. She makes earmuffs for elephants. Leland Miller has gone to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean to see if the telephone cable is still there. Nancee Miller has replaced June Taylor as the dance instructor for the Jackie Gleason Show. James Moore had a novel published recently, Do-It-Yourself Girl Chasing. Hot Rod Illus., will feature Leon Moore with his customized Stanley Steamer. Walter Mulkins guards the guards that guard our National Guard. Diana Myers has her future planned----------. Janet Newlin teaches singing to the Brownie Scouts at the Twin Lakes Day Camp. Raymond Parker is General Manager of Stipp’s Shoe Store. Peter Pasero is now general manager of Tutty Wuttle Gardening Supplies, Incorporated. Elaine Payne is Roy Rogers’ new partner. She brushes Trigger’s mane. John Peters has returned to his first love, playing football in the cemetery. Norma Quinn is living on a beautiful island in the Pacific drawing pictures. Lloyd Randall is employed as a pear-picker for tall trees in citrus groves in California. Floyd Reed, playing on a professional basketball team, is playing games all over the world. Garnett Ridgway has THE prize collection of stuffed animals. Chuck Roberts recently received an award for twenty-five years of safe driving. Daniel Roberts is assistant manager of a local gas station. 20

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Kathy Ewing, still sewing, now runs a You Can Sew Too pattern factory. Sandra Ferguson, who liked to needle English teachers, is still needling. Jackie Fessant, a renowned dancer, is giving instructions to huskies in Alaska. Richard Feutz, whose ambition was to be a lawyer, now defends helpless kangaroos before the Kangaroo Court. Donnie Finley is the water boy for the Baltimore Colts. Barbara Fitzsimmons models Slinderama Slimmers’’ for the Fitzsimmons Pajama Company. Ronald Foley, sorry to say, is not able to be with us as he crashed his red Corvette into a mailbox. A renowned farmer, Larry Fox, has been appointed Assistant Plow Pusher for the Sod Busters of America Club. Nancy Furry sets the hair of the Venitian beauties in her Horna-Wave Beauty Shop. Shirley Furry is president of the Freckle Growers Society. Herbert Garner hunts elephants in the Zombi Desert of Zombeltownville. Susie Garwood is coach of the girls Olympic Swimming team. John German is still too shy to ask for his diploma from Kindergarten College. Diana Gibbs has recently defeated Ben Hogan in the PGA golf tournament. The most recent winner of the Grand Prix, Cecil Givens. Dan Goodwin has discovered that Einstein’s formula E=mc2 should be E=mc3. Larry Goodwin won 5,000 Everready stamps on Bridwell’s Party Line. Jean Griffin is dental technician to Princess Clokiad of Inner Mongolia. The business manager of Puffs Facial Tissue, Incorporated is Ann Gumm. Jennifer Gumm has replaced Norman Rockwell as cover artist of Post Magazine. Gary Hall gives skeet shooting instructions, on W F A M T.V. Mike Harvey is head trumpeter for the New York Philharmonic Orchestra. The new Hanger Manager is Ron Haun. Sharon Heischmidt is now the head bookkeeper for Borden’s Milk and Cheese Products Company. Carolyn Henson paddles row boats across the Atlantic for special boat tours. Gwen Henson is teaching elementary swimming to tadpoles in the Everglades. Marilyn Henson won the title Most Physically Fit Girl of the Year.” Babs Herrington won the Secretary’s medal in.her Home Bureau Chapter. Stanley Herrington's Angus herd produced more beef than any other herd in the county. Carol Hiddle, after many years of practice, now can play any instrument that might be mentioned. Darrell Higgis is now the toughest general in the U.S. Army. Charles Holloway is still trying to convince people his -nickname is Jim.” Ronald Hollinger will not be at the class reunion for he is entangled in his water skiing rope. Susan Huffman hit Broadway and we have never seen her since. Frank Inman today is manager of a line of Eisner stores; the money is rolling in. Nancy Ivy is still smiling and the world smiles with her. Jim Jared, after learning how to make our little clocks tick, has recently bought out Keers Jewelry Store. Having been promoted, Harold Jewell is now the number one assistant to the assistant’s assistant—oh well, anyway, he’s now waterboy for the Philadelphia Warriors. Geraldine Johnson has replaced Edith Head as the top dress designer in the United States. Sandra Keenen has just been named Future Homemaker of 1982. Jim Kelly is teaching Pygmy Indians how to high jump the rocks at the bottom of Victoria Falls. 19

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Kathleen Robison won a Nobel Prize for her unique writing. Tex Sandstead owns a large ranch in the middle of the Painted Desert. Dale Schiele is City Clerk and loves to issue hunting and fishing licenses. Judy See is Sunday School teacher to cannibals on the obscure island of Kalerka. Carolyn Sensenbrenner recently completed redecorating Buckingham Palace. Larry Shuman is now on a professional chemistry team which competes all over the world. John D. Smiley is president of the National Bi-Phy-Chem Club. Barbara Smitley teaches riding courses in the English Riding Academy. Betty Smittkamp is sales representative for Ringling Ding-ling Boys' Class Rings Establishment. The Grand Canyon has a new Donkey-Tour Guide—Marjorie Smittkamp. Chip Speaker spends his time in traffic courts defending innocent bystanders. Libby Stafford is head interpreter to Chief Watsfatsi Slim-bonti of Nigerogota, Africa. Richard Stark is top projectionist for the Lincoln Theatre. Marilyn Stultz is special seamstress for the Dior House of France. Steve Sturgell was recently deported for his cruelty to American History students. Oh, his tests! James Switzer still rolls papers for the Beacon News. Sharon Taylor teaches the all-important physical education to first graders. Donna Thompson is a lieutenant in the WACS. Jackie Turpin paints red streaks on Corvairs. Judy Vander Vlugt imports tulip bulbs from Holland. Mike Wagoner is the proud owner of seven Ben Blue silos. Mary Jane Watson has recently succeeded Dr. Spock, the great child care specialist. Becky Watson has founded the Watson House for nurses. Daniel Webster replaced Scott Crossfield as the X-15 jet ace pilot. Joy Weger has her own cartoon strip— Joycie and Her Brats”—It's found in Mad Magazine. Rick Wheeler, while exploring in his space ship, has discovered that there is no Venus behind the clouds. Beverly Whitcher, a missionary among the African unknowns, has found that the natives are quite friendly until they get hungry. Patsy White is now chief matron of the Paris Bubble Bath House. The most competent secretary that Perry Mason ever had is a whiz at opening letters. Who? Judy Williamson. Joyce Willison’s bookkeeping is something remarkable— What’s the matter? can’t those books jive? Dave Wilson has set a new World Series record for the most games LOST by a pitcher—17. Judy Wilson is President of the Illinois’ chapter of G.A.A. Rita Winans cannot be with us this year, she’s teaching French to monkeys in Brazil. Steve Winans leads his own combo of—well, you name it. and he can lead it. Vicki Wolfe recently won the title of Miss Talky Talkathon of 1982. Dave Wright spends his time endorsing bubble baths. Ferrol Wright is the most sociable man in the nation; he spoke to every living soul in the country. Ray Young was dropped from the Farm Bureau Basketball team because he was three ounces overweight. 21 Remember—To err is human, to forgive divine.