Paris High School - Arena Yearbook (Paris, IL)

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'ProftAeccf With the mysterious future looming before us, we foresee that: Donald Adams is credited with building a four-lane highway across the Atlantic. Gerry' Allen now Secretary of the Treasury is seeking the 1982 nomination for Dog Catcher. Morris Ashley, a member of the Humane Society, is removing birds’ nests from condemned trees. Lt. Linda Beavens is stationed in Lower Slobovia with a W A C regiment. William Bess was recently honored as head engineer at the dedication of the first Lover's Lane on the Moon. Arnold Blair is raking in the money with a new instrument that he developed which is played with the ears. Larry' Bledsoe, now a minister, will be speaking before the 1982 graduating class. Ronald Boatman runs a gas station for nomads in the Sahara desert. Mary Beth Bouslog’s children recently all won courtesy awards at school. Gary Bowman, after dyeing his hair red, has taken Mr. Gibson's position at P.H.S. as chemistry teacher. Mel Breneman recently returned from a trip down Sugar Creek in a submarine. Nick Brooks was the jockey who rode the winning horse in the Kentucky Derby 1972. Richard Brown is producing a film portraying the good oid days, Life in the ’60’s.” Lois Elaine Bruce was a finalist in the National Betty Crocker Cake Baking Contest. David Burgett is now a history professor at Oxford, England. Eileen Butler was offered S500,000 for her drawings in the sky, done with a jet stream, but they faded away. Galen Calloway is a motorcycle cop who only stops pretty girls for speeding. Steve Camp, captain of his own ship, is known as Snoze.” James Carpenter is trying to break Roger Maris’s batting record. Pam Cartwright won the Prettiest Nurse of the Year” contest. Clark Cary will appear in court for shooting Farmer Brown's cow, mistaking it for a rabbit. Sharon Cash has graduated with a B.S. degree in housekeeping. Roy Caskey is now head mechanic in the French Foreign Legion. Sharon Cavanaugh sings in popular opera which travels from country to country. Stephen Cheatham is the most prominent Corriedale farmer in the state. John Clearwater passed every math test with honors that he took in college. Jerry Cockcraft failed to qualify his go-kart at the time trials for the Indianapolis 500. Howard Day, recently swallowed by a large-mouth bass, is in ill health. Larry Day has returned to his childhood ambition to be a Roy Rogers-type cowboy. Susie Dowling, a popular P.H.S. vocalist, sings Juliet” at Hazel’s Hash House. Jane Drake has attained the coveted position as secretary to Caroline Kennedy at her press conferences. Jim Dyer still resembles the cat that swallowed the canary. Kaye Dugger has just been nominated Miss Kroger of ’82. Eddie Eastham, once an avid roller skater, now teaches chimpanzees how to use the toe stop. William Edwards and his Triumph Special are featured on W F A T T.V.’s motorcycle mechanics hour. Sue Epperson is toting ex-President Eisenhower's golf clubs around the greens. Diane Eveland, whose mother taught her how to braid hair, now braids in a false hair factory. 18

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STEPHEN LEE WINANS Ruler” H R. Officer; Band; D.E. Club. VICTORIA GEORGE WOLFE Victorious” Honor Roll; Student Council; HR. Officer; Class Play cast; Girls' Glee Club, Treble Clef, Music Contest; Dilettante Club; Latin Club; Dramatic Club, Thespians, Speech Contest; Golf. DAVID LEE WRIGHT Beloved Football; Basketball; Cross-Country. EERROL LYNN WRIGHT Warrior hero” F.F.A., Awards. ERNEST RAY YOUNG Eager” Honor Roll; H R. Officer; F.F.A., Officer. AND MORRIS GLENN ASHLEY, JR. JAMES DODD JAMES DYER EDWARD LEON EASTHAM WILLIAM E. EDWARDS HERBERT LEROY GARNER JERRY GLECKLER RAYMOND HUTCHINGS PATRICIA MARTIN LEON MOORE WALTER HIRAM MULKINS OVID FRANKLIN SWINFORD 17

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Kathy Ewing, still sewing, now runs a You Can Sew Too pattern factory. Sandra Ferguson, who liked to needle English teachers, is still needling. Jackie Fessant, a renowned dancer, is giving instructions to huskies in Alaska. Richard Feutz, whose ambition was to be a lawyer, now defends helpless kangaroos before the Kangaroo Court. Donnie Finley is the water boy for the Baltimore Colts. Barbara Fitzsimmons models Slinderama Slimmers’’ for the Fitzsimmons Pajama Company. Ronald Foley, sorry to say, is not able to be with us as he crashed his red Corvette into a mailbox. A renowned farmer, Larry Fox, has been appointed Assistant Plow Pusher for the Sod Busters of America Club. Nancy Furry sets the hair of the Venitian beauties in her Horna-Wave Beauty Shop. Shirley Furry is president of the Freckle Growers Society. Herbert Garner hunts elephants in the Zombi Desert of Zombeltownville. Susie Garwood is coach of the girls Olympic Swimming team. John German is still too shy to ask for his diploma from Kindergarten College. Diana Gibbs has recently defeated Ben Hogan in the PGA golf tournament. The most recent winner of the Grand Prix, Cecil Givens. Dan Goodwin has discovered that Einstein’s formula E=mc2 should be E=mc3. Larry Goodwin won 5,000 Everready stamps on Bridwell’s Party Line. Jean Griffin is dental technician to Princess Clokiad of Inner Mongolia. The business manager of Puffs Facial Tissue, Incorporated is Ann Gumm. Jennifer Gumm has replaced Norman Rockwell as cover artist of Post Magazine. Gary Hall gives skeet shooting instructions, on W F A M T.V. Mike Harvey is head trumpeter for the New York Philharmonic Orchestra. The new Hanger Manager is Ron Haun. Sharon Heischmidt is now the head bookkeeper for Borden’s Milk and Cheese Products Company. Carolyn Henson paddles row boats across the Atlantic for special boat tours. Gwen Henson is teaching elementary swimming to tadpoles in the Everglades. Marilyn Henson won the title Most Physically Fit Girl of the Year.” Babs Herrington won the Secretary’s medal in.her Home Bureau Chapter. Stanley Herrington's Angus herd produced more beef than any other herd in the county. Carol Hiddle, after many years of practice, now can play any instrument that might be mentioned. Darrell Higgis is now the toughest general in the U.S. Army. Charles Holloway is still trying to convince people his -nickname is Jim.” Ronald Hollinger will not be at the class reunion for he is entangled in his water skiing rope. Susan Huffman hit Broadway and we have never seen her since. Frank Inman today is manager of a line of Eisner stores; the money is rolling in. Nancy Ivy is still smiling and the world smiles with her. Jim Jared, after learning how to make our little clocks tick, has recently bought out Keers Jewelry Store. Having been promoted, Harold Jewell is now the number one assistant to the assistant’s assistant—oh well, anyway, he’s now waterboy for the Philadelphia Warriors. Geraldine Johnson has replaced Edith Head as the top dress designer in the United States. Sandra Keenen has just been named Future Homemaker of 1982. Jim Kelly is teaching Pygmy Indians how to high jump the rocks at the bottom of Victoria Falls. 19