Paris High School - Arena Yearbook (Paris, IL)

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Martha Throneburg can’t be with us today. She is a nurse, and cant’ leave those young doctors. As a stenographer to talking dogs. Jusholyn Tolliver, has become noted for her unusual understanding of how-wow, and yip, yip. Catherine Trader? We have not heard from since New Year’s Eve, 1969. Lawrence Travis, scientist, has shocked civilization with a fantastic discover)', girls! Wandering around on Mount Olympus. Wanda Tresner, lost her balance, and that’s all! Pat Tretter has replaced Liberace at the piano only to discover she hasn’t enough suits to complete the replacement. Off on another trip around the world. Sally Trogdon finds satellites easier to operate than cars. Tom Tweedy, the playboy, is frequently seen with as many as five females. How does he manage them all at one time? Because of her perfect hair-do’s, Pat Unseld is the “Halo Girl” personified. Bill Vandiver is the perfect model for men’s hats because of his stunning hair. Pontiac Sales made by Don Wade keeps him in new tires for his car. Star of the stage, Marlene Walker, appears in the play “Lassie, Go Home.” Richard Wallace—Richard is a big man in the G.M.C. Corporation. He is in charge of inflating tires. Judy Waller is secretary to Weber and Weber, breeders of the best Angus cattle in Illinois. Richard Walls still hasn’t returned the stars in his eyes to their places in the sky. Linda Weaver still smiles, and the world smiles right back at Linda. Chemistry professor, Monica Webster, has made a brilliant discovery—she likes history better than chemistry. Nancy Werner is a horticulturist who specializes in “little bushes.” What happened to Kenneth Westerfield’s “Cold Tamale ’ stand? Bill Whitcher just finished his latest novel, Brother Boo. When last seen, Bill Willett was experimenting with the 150th element. That was three years ago. Daryll Williams is going through the throes of an operation on his taste buds. The ambition of Juanita Wilson was realized when she became the married secretary to the secretary of the secretary of State. Nancy Winans has the seasonal job of secretary to the swallows of the San Bernardino Mission. Famous lady diplomat Marjorie Wright has won recognition since she settled Krushchev and Mao-Tse-Tung in their rightful places. Ruth Wright is now married to Samuel J. Wrong. Katie Yates hopes to be nominated to run for President of the Lnited States. The Mouseketeer Party is fairly new, but we feel Katie will do the party justice. David York is working his way up in the world. He is head usher of the twenty-eighth floor of the UN Building. Of interest to all of us is the fact that Bonnie Zane is as zaney as ever. We have tried to get contact with all of the class of ’61, and have tried to not miss anyone, so— My gran’ther’s rule was safer ’n ’tis to crow: Don’t never prophesy—onless ye know. 23

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'Juniors Bonnie Stone OFFICERS Bonnie Stone........... President Mike Harvey Vice-President Ronald Haun Secretary Garnett Ridgeway ------ Treasurer SPONSORS Mr. Day Miss Perisho May shipwreck and collision, fog and fire, Rock shoal and other evils of the sea Be kept from you; And may the Hearts desire of those whose speed Your launching come to be. —Masefield— Mike Harvey 25 Ronald Haun Garnett Ridgeway