Paris High School - Arena Yearbook (Paris, IL)

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Interested in robots, Jane Helfrich has invented magnetic contact lens. When he gets his growth, Lawrence Heminger will he a big boy. Mickey Hewitt, when last seen, was engaging in the sport of throwing barbells at the entire Russian Army. James Hightower, the world’s foremost bridge builder, fell off a step ladder, and dislocated his pride. Danny Hill is famous for his unique Hill Swill Hog Feed. Among the top bracket models is Shirley Hill, famous for modeling toothpaste tubes. Jerrlyn Hollingsworth is one of the foremost shoestring designers in America. At last at peace with math, Marion Houston has become proficient in the art of drawing Solid Geometry cubes. Toothbrush collector Dixie Hurst may be a bit late due to a lead on a new brand found in the Fizi Islands. Raymond Hutchings has discovered a new process for handling love-lorn youth. Lyell “Bud” Jennings has finally perfected his cracker box for jaybirds. We have lost the shortest giant, Judy Jewell. If anyone finds her, send an S.O.S. Art Johnson is known as Truck, the strongman water-boy for the Los Angeles Rams. Steve Johnson manufactures crushed glass for hypodermic needle usage. At the risk of life and limb of all car drivers, Joyce Jones is manufacturing a sports car known as Twinkle Toes. Important in conduct of government, Bill Kelly is still in Mr. Sweeley’s class (on government). Don Kennedy has invented a remedy for frostbitten toes, shoes with built-in electric socks. John Kime, an ace race car driver, is best known for his murderous take-off, kills the motor every time. Terry Kirsten makes x-ray eyeglasses for mathematicians, so they can see right through problems. For his 500,000 acre farm, Keith Kramer recently acquired another 10,000 acres. Terry Krandall is wrestling under the pseudonym “Battling Bruiser.” Phyllis Lamb recently broke the world’s record—-in shorthand. Phil Landes, renowned cattle breeder, recently took top honors in the International Stock show at Chicago. Top man in a last motorcycle race was Dave Laufman. Dianna McDonald refused to live on a farm to avoid banal puns. John Thomas was recently beaten in the high jump by Russ Magers. Don Mann is one of the well-known Illinois agricultural engineers. Judy Marchant is the “after” picture for weight reducing advertisements. Ronald Marlowe recently built a storage bin for his money which he acquired by storing grain for the government. Chief clown of a well-known rodeo is Dale Martin. Anita Meeks has become brave. Clark Miller is now rivaling Jack E. Leonard on satirical comments about famous people. Lynna Miller is the woman with the loud laugh on television shows. Bob Mitchell is football coach of the Podunk Junction Knots pro-basketball team. They had a perfect season this year, 0-13. Mary Morecraft knits leather socks for retired tight-rope walkers. Bernice Morris still likes itzy-bitzy elephant-ears. Have you heard? Linda Murphy rings wedding bells for zebras. Lorraine Ogle trains crows to do intricate spelling for stenographers.

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Tom Curl had to give up his leading Illinois Veterinarian hospital because he preferred baboon patients. Tony Curl’s liking for girls paid off. He is assistant to Jackie Gleason. Mike Darby ran away with all the Olympic medals at the last Olympics. Unfortunately, the judges caught Mike. Caren Davis desigtfs Mexican serapes for her agency, which she owns. Now the head of the Tall Girls Modeling Agency in South America is Susan Davis. Sara Dick? The mother of thirteen children totes them about town in her 57 beige Ford station wagon. Tester for Petri Grape Wines is Jim Dodd. He is very sober about his job. Lawrence Dodd is a spy for the FBI. stationed at Matsu. Naomi Dorthy is a missionary in the Alps—aiding elephants in crossing the mountains. John Dorris invented the slogan “Now is the time for all good voters to come to the aid of your party, or better still, both.” No one knows where Clinton Drake is, but he promises “I shall return.’ Still racing in the Indianapolis “500” is Mary Beth Drake-—-with no license—as usual. James Elam. M. Police Chief, has broken up more “bawls than any other M.P. Top stewardess of the year. Sandy Eldridge mistakenly boarded a plane for Ragoon. so will not be with us. Bill Eslinger won the award for the best hybrid corn. We think this is remarkable, since he really entered the cake division. “Mine” Doris Farris croons for high fashion shows—along with her modeling. Sandy Felgenhauer is the zoo keeper at the Bronx Zoo. The highly efficient R.N., Patsy Fields, is on the indispensable list at Kankakee State Hospital. Like Danceville, the new current, popular dance book, has just been published by Pat Flowers. This is a must in every home. Linda Foley, where is she? Ever seen that “does she or doesn’t she?” add—Linda’s the does! Ward Frazier is a lawyer with a well-known New York firm—Frazier, Frazier and Looney, mostly Looney. Edd Frye heads a butch wax manufacturing company. Multi-millionaire Bob Galloway has returned to Paris for a short visit, and to dedicate the Galloway School of Rock ’n Roll. We hear that Jerry Gleckler is a professional talkathon instructor. Susie Gleckler arrived in Paris yesterday in her own '68 Chev. The undisputable bubble gum blowing champ of Paris, Illinois, is Barbara Glover. Phyllis Goins is the dashing hot-rod driver education instructor at P.H.S. Presbyterian Minister Lance Goodrum. while converting savages in darkest Africa, has sent us word that he is in a stew! James Goodwin gains renowned fame for straightening the Leaning Tower of Pisa. John Graham sings his most recent hit “I Talk Too Much.” Eunice Greenlee appears daily on “How to Lose Weight in 2,435 Easy Steps.’ Robert Haddix owns and operates his own drag strip, but allows only red-headed girls to race there. Trying to get through that “invisible shield,” Steve Haddix plays Mr. Tooth Decay on TV. Sally Hale has opened her third “Miniature Golf Training Camp.” Charles Hand happily shoes feet and raises Hands! Joe Hardwick sees to it that all Hollywood “blondes’ stay that way. Geraldine Harrison will sing at the “Met” as soon as she finishes her night Latin course.

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Sharon Orndoff creates cross-word puzzles for Fortune Magazine. Cleo Parker has recently become a Certified Professional Secretary. Assistant professor of Agronomy, Kathleen Parrish, is home for vacation from Wicky-Wacky University. James Payne is vice-president of the Shell Oil Company. Nice, Jim. hut Shell stock dropped 60 today. Bill Pendley is manager of the Pend ley-Wend ley grocery chain. Has anyone heard from Larry Peters? Bill Peters is an appliance traveling salesman. He sells iceboxes to Eskimos. It is a well-known fact that Renee Piper advertises soybean oil on TV for use as a horse liniment. Josie Renfrow is a forewoman in a Cuban health camp. Priscilla Rhyan models Indian moccasins and evening gowns for Meis Department store in Monaco. Dale Ridgeway will not be present since he doesn't dare leave his 3,000 acre peanut farm. Shell and button companies are supplied by clam digger Jeri Roberts. The Acme cologne and powder company is booming under the leadership of the president, Joe Sanders. Gary Sandilands is a taxidermist. He lures specimen by feeding pigeons on the court house lawn. Sharon Scott vaccinates poultrv in Edgar County. When last heard from. John Shutzbaugh was the up and coming foreman of a haybailing crew. Linda Simons is a famous band leader of a so-called different and rare kind: Linda is featured with her flute, four harmonicas and a tuba. Sharolyn Simons is measuring the distance from the earth to the moon: as soon as Sharolyn learns to add. she will tell us the exact distance. In business with Ricky Nelson is Larry Smitha; He tunes Ricky’s guitar. LaQuieta Snider enjoys giving away the John Bared multi-millions. Allan Stark is known throughout the wrestling world as one of the best—bell ringers, that is. Linda Steffey owns and directs a famous modeling school in Newr York City. Her monkeys are the best trained models in the entire animal world. Beverly Step w'as the head nurse at Kankakee: now she is just a patient. Mary Anna Stephens feels certain this will be her last year as one of the best cheerleaders both P.H.S. and college have ever had. After spending ten years in college. Mary Anna feels sure she will receive her MRS degree this year. Ella Stewart is the famous editor of that magazine we all read and love—Mad. Jodi Stone has invented a new and amazing machine which will bring her millions— that is if she can find a use for it. Martha Sullivan was recently chosen “Peach Queen, U.S.A.” Too bad she’s allergic to peaches. Comprised of several children in the block, a nursery school has been started by Patty Sw'anson Martin. Patty’s house is the only- house in the block. Have you heard from Ovid Swinford? When last seen, he was sitting on the edge of Mount Vesuvius blissfully eating peanuts and gazing into the “Wild Blue Yonder”— where he probably now is. Earl Tarble, expert chemist, just discovered that bread could be made from potato sacks. James Taylor has become a famous singer of Rock n’ Roll, but it seems that he can’t find an audience for that out-of-date music. Ronald Thompson, a head waiter in a swank New York restaurant, pulls out chairs for young ladies. 22