Paris High School - Arena Yearbook (Paris, IL)

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Tom Curl had to give up his leading Illinois Veterinarian hospital because he preferred baboon patients. Tony Curl’s liking for girls paid off. He is assistant to Jackie Gleason. Mike Darby ran away with all the Olympic medals at the last Olympics. Unfortunately, the judges caught Mike. Caren Davis desigtfs Mexican serapes for her agency, which she owns. Now the head of the Tall Girls Modeling Agency in South America is Susan Davis. Sara Dick? The mother of thirteen children totes them about town in her 57 beige Ford station wagon. Tester for Petri Grape Wines is Jim Dodd. He is very sober about his job. Lawrence Dodd is a spy for the FBI. stationed at Matsu. Naomi Dorthy is a missionary in the Alps—aiding elephants in crossing the mountains. John Dorris invented the slogan “Now is the time for all good voters to come to the aid of your party, or better still, both.” No one knows where Clinton Drake is, but he promises “I shall return.’ Still racing in the Indianapolis “500” is Mary Beth Drake-—-with no license—as usual. James Elam. M. Police Chief, has broken up more “bawls than any other M.P. Top stewardess of the year. Sandy Eldridge mistakenly boarded a plane for Ragoon. so will not be with us. Bill Eslinger won the award for the best hybrid corn. We think this is remarkable, since he really entered the cake division. “Mine” Doris Farris croons for high fashion shows—along with her modeling. Sandy Felgenhauer is the zoo keeper at the Bronx Zoo. The highly efficient R.N., Patsy Fields, is on the indispensable list at Kankakee State Hospital. Like Danceville, the new current, popular dance book, has just been published by Pat Flowers. This is a must in every home. Linda Foley, where is she? Ever seen that “does she or doesn’t she?” add—Linda’s the does! Ward Frazier is a lawyer with a well-known New York firm—Frazier, Frazier and Looney, mostly Looney. Edd Frye heads a butch wax manufacturing company. Multi-millionaire Bob Galloway has returned to Paris for a short visit, and to dedicate the Galloway School of Rock ’n Roll. We hear that Jerry Gleckler is a professional talkathon instructor. Susie Gleckler arrived in Paris yesterday in her own '68 Chev. The undisputable bubble gum blowing champ of Paris, Illinois, is Barbara Glover. Phyllis Goins is the dashing hot-rod driver education instructor at P.H.S. Presbyterian Minister Lance Goodrum. while converting savages in darkest Africa, has sent us word that he is in a stew! James Goodwin gains renowned fame for straightening the Leaning Tower of Pisa. John Graham sings his most recent hit “I Talk Too Much.” Eunice Greenlee appears daily on “How to Lose Weight in 2,435 Easy Steps.’ Robert Haddix owns and operates his own drag strip, but allows only red-headed girls to race there. Trying to get through that “invisible shield,” Steve Haddix plays Mr. Tooth Decay on TV. Sally Hale has opened her third “Miniature Golf Training Camp.” Charles Hand happily shoes feet and raises Hands! Joe Hardwick sees to it that all Hollywood “blondes’ stay that way. Geraldine Harrison will sing at the “Met” as soon as she finishes her night Latin course.

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The Future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. Anna Adkins owns an elaborate Root Beer Stand which has only male car-hops. Dale Akens is the auto mechanic who designed the ’71 Corvette. Mike Anker registers voters in Edgar County, and gives voters of his party the real precinct number. Dale Barkley owns and farms a 700 acre farm of rich black soil. Pat Barrett is teaching English in an Eskimo elementary school. Jim Baylis was unable to attend our reunion because of monkey or mouse business in Cape Canaveral. Judy Bennett teaches baton twirling to the Martians. Mary Bierbrauer is the star in the Shakesperean play Romeo and Juliet on Broadway. Bill Black and his celebrated Combo 2 will furnish entertainment for our reunion. Paul Blair may be late—for no reason whatever, since he is only Secretary of State in Illinois. Have you heard? Dixie Bledso broke her itzy bone. Jim Boling has finally completed the design of a monkey-shine which he has worked on for ten years! Bill Brown? Well, he is running races with mosquitoes in his motorboat in the Florida Everglades. Bill Bunnell was last seen carrying the torch of the Olympics from Rome to Chrisman —where the Olympics were held in ’71. As for Jay Bush, he’s a Bear now—one of the Chicago Bears—at 830,000 per month. Larry Carrell drives regularly in the Indianapolis “500”—Puddy Tats! Carol Carter is the loving mother of twenty-three young ladies—in a sorority house. Fay Carey is head cook at Stateville where capital punishment is served three times daily. Walter Cary decided to take charge of Lawrence Welk’s bubble machine instead of playing in Welk’s band. Kathryn Cassady, last seen very neatly attired in a toga, teaches Latin at Paris High. Madge Chambers, singing at the Met, is playing the leading role in El Yogi Bara. Answering the call for scientists. Norma Chew is an engineer on the New York Central. A professional politician. Phil Church is campaigning extensively. However, he has lost some male votes because of a bad habit of kissing babies over twenty-one. Judy Claypool is teaching egg-dyeing to prospective Easter bunnies. Sandra Clearwater is head doctor at Johns Hopkins, and is studying the effect of Hinduism on worms. Don Cochran made it! He is president of the fan club of the President of the United States. Howard Collier, the collector, collected ten wives, and now resides at Alcatraz. John Colvin, a popular Illinois Senator, thinks his popularity stems from his luck in kissing sixteen year old babes. He hasn’t changed a bit! Patty Coogan is the owner of the famous Calumet stables in Kentucky. As a sideline, she sells bluegrass to the jaybirds. Mary Ellen Courter has opened her own beatnik clinic for sick, sick, sick people. Walter Craig became interested in photography and works for Peek, Inc. Connie Cramer, the famous scientist, is one of the “four out of every five doctors.’

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Interested in robots, Jane Helfrich has invented magnetic contact lens. When he gets his growth, Lawrence Heminger will he a big boy. Mickey Hewitt, when last seen, was engaging in the sport of throwing barbells at the entire Russian Army. James Hightower, the world’s foremost bridge builder, fell off a step ladder, and dislocated his pride. Danny Hill is famous for his unique Hill Swill Hog Feed. Among the top bracket models is Shirley Hill, famous for modeling toothpaste tubes. Jerrlyn Hollingsworth is one of the foremost shoestring designers in America. At last at peace with math, Marion Houston has become proficient in the art of drawing Solid Geometry cubes. Toothbrush collector Dixie Hurst may be a bit late due to a lead on a new brand found in the Fizi Islands. Raymond Hutchings has discovered a new process for handling love-lorn youth. Lyell “Bud” Jennings has finally perfected his cracker box for jaybirds. We have lost the shortest giant, Judy Jewell. If anyone finds her, send an S.O.S. Art Johnson is known as Truck, the strongman water-boy for the Los Angeles Rams. Steve Johnson manufactures crushed glass for hypodermic needle usage. At the risk of life and limb of all car drivers, Joyce Jones is manufacturing a sports car known as Twinkle Toes. Important in conduct of government, Bill Kelly is still in Mr. Sweeley’s class (on government). Don Kennedy has invented a remedy for frostbitten toes, shoes with built-in electric socks. John Kime, an ace race car driver, is best known for his murderous take-off, kills the motor every time. Terry Kirsten makes x-ray eyeglasses for mathematicians, so they can see right through problems. For his 500,000 acre farm, Keith Kramer recently acquired another 10,000 acres. Terry Krandall is wrestling under the pseudonym “Battling Bruiser.” Phyllis Lamb recently broke the world’s record—-in shorthand. Phil Landes, renowned cattle breeder, recently took top honors in the International Stock show at Chicago. Top man in a last motorcycle race was Dave Laufman. Dianna McDonald refused to live on a farm to avoid banal puns. John Thomas was recently beaten in the high jump by Russ Magers. Don Mann is one of the well-known Illinois agricultural engineers. Judy Marchant is the “after” picture for weight reducing advertisements. Ronald Marlowe recently built a storage bin for his money which he acquired by storing grain for the government. Chief clown of a well-known rodeo is Dale Martin. Anita Meeks has become brave. Clark Miller is now rivaling Jack E. Leonard on satirical comments about famous people. Lynna Miller is the woman with the loud laugh on television shows. Bob Mitchell is football coach of the Podunk Junction Knots pro-basketball team. They had a perfect season this year, 0-13. Mary Morecraft knits leather socks for retired tight-rope walkers. Bernice Morris still likes itzy-bitzy elephant-ears. Have you heard? Linda Murphy rings wedding bells for zebras. Lorraine Ogle trains crows to do intricate spelling for stenographers.