Pardeeville High School - Whisper Yearbook (Pardeeville, WI)

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PETERSON’S QUALITY STORE for Groceries, Meats, Fruits, Vegetables and Home Bakery More for Less Pardeeville Wisconsin LOVELL THEATER The best in Talking Pictures Mr. and Mrs. B. H„ Lovell Pardeeville WARNKE BROS., Inc. I. G. A. STORES Where you can get the choicest Meats, Staple and Fancy Groceries, Dealers in Flour and Feed of all kinds. THE PEOPLE’S F. WHITTINGHAM, PROP. GROCERIES, MEATS PAINTS WE AIM TO PLEASE YOU ARTHUR HEAPS Jeweler and Optometrist Eyes Tested Glasses Fitted Pardeeville Wisconsin PARDEEVILLE OIL COMPANY Gasoline Kerosene Distillate Motor Oil Greases Pardeeville Wisconsin YELICK’S SHOE STORE Dealer in Shoes and Rubbers Fine Repairing Pardeeville PARDEEVILLE AUTO CO. Lincoln Ford Fordson Efficient Service Pardeeville J. C. JAMIESON SON Lumber, Cement, Coal, Purina Chows, Agrio Fertilizers Wyocena Pardeeville L. J. L1NTNER Undertaker Dealer in Furniture, Wall Paper and Paints Pardeeville Wisconsin TUNISON’S GARAGE GOODRICH TIRES TUBES U. S. L. Batteries GENERAL REPAIRING WELDING Phone 39 Pardeeville BADGER STUDIO SERVICED THIS YEAR BOOK Madison Wisconsin PARDEEVILLE’S ONLY DRUG STORE OLSON’S Headquarters for School Supplies THE PARDEEVILLE-WYOCENA TIMES A Progressive Newspaper for A Progressive Community Home of Quality Printing PARDEEVILLE ELECTRIC LIGHT COMPANY Your Money’s Worth in Electricity Ask Your Service Department CONGRATULATIONS TO THE CLASS OF 1934 WYOCENA FARMERS COOPERATIVE COMPANY WYOCENA, WISCONSIN [28]

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THE 1934 WHISPER Jokes Couldn’t Remember the Word An angry word never passed be- tween Pat and Mike who were very good friends. They decided one day to have a fight merely to find out who was the better of the two. The one who got enough first was to say the word “sufficient.” The fight was fast and furious. Pat finally gave up the fight and said “sufficient.” “That’s the word,” said Mike, “I’ve been trying to think of it for an hour.” Feared a Moratorium Professor (in geology): The ge- ologist thinks nothing of a thou- sand years. Student: Great guns! and I lent a geologist five dollars yester- day. A Beginner Shirley: “How are you getting along with your automobile les- son ?” Cecil: “Fine, I learned how to aim the thing today.” Saw No Reason For Worry Little Mary from the city was visiting her uncle. The first even- ing she watched him milk his only cow. The next morning her uncle came in raving that someone had stolen his cow. Mary piped up and said, “Oh, don’t worry, uncle, they can’t go very far, you drained the crank case last night.” Beloved, must I now part from thee? Ah ’twould break me heart! Thou hast been my dearest friend— This is such a dreadful end To be torn with cruel hand. Breaking the last loving band, But at last has dawned the truth - We must part—my wisdom tooth! Pete: “I’d like to buy a pencil.” Clerk: “Hard or soft?” Pete: “Soft. It’s for writing a love letter.” Maurice: “What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?” Gene: “What?” Maurice: “Whoa.” Few Scotch poets write free verse. Miss Nelson: “Can you tel! me in what year Columbus discovered America ?” Jessie: “Yes’m.” Miss Nelson: “What vear was it?” Jessie: “You can’t expect me to answer two questions in succession. That question belongs to the next in the class.” Miss Skaife: “Spell ‘ferment’ and give its definition.” Marion :“F-e-r-m-c-n-t, to work.” Miss Skaife: “Now place it in a sentence so that I may be sure you understand the meaning.” Marion: “In summer I would rather play out-of-doors than fer- ment in the schoolhouse.” Mike was trying to explain to Pat the meaning of the word ‘miracle.’ Mike said, “If I fell from the top of an eight story building without being injured, what would that be?” “An accident,” replied Pat. “No,” said Mike. He repeated the story again and the second time asked what that would be. Pat replied, “A coincidence.” “No,” said Mike. Upon telling the story again and asking the question the third time Pat exclaimed, “Begorra, Mike, it would be a habit.” [271

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R. N. ANDERSEN SHOE STORE 118 W„ Cook Street Portage, Wisconsin QUALITY FOOTWEAR FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY DR. A. A. WILD Dentist Phone 27 W—Warnke Bldg. Pardeeville CARROLL AND KLUG Portage, Wis. Congratulates the graduates on their 1934 Annual “THOMPSON’S TOGGERY” “Quality is Remembered After Price Is Forgotten” Pardeeville Wisconsin FOR SOLID SHOES UP-TO-DATE STYLES go to LOHR'S SHOE SHOP COLUMBIA COUNTY’S LARGEST SHOE STORE COMPLIMENTS OF FIRST NATIONAL BANK PORTAGE, WISCONSIN SUPER SERVICE STATION Cities Service Gas and Oil, Tires Accessories R. O. Atkinson, Prop. LAKE PARK GARAGE General Repair Work National Batteries Chas. Mittelstaedt, Prop. Pardeeville GRAHAM DRUG CO. DEPENDABLE J. C. STEGMAN B. C. TAYLOR PORTAGE, WISCONSIN O. K. RESTAURANT Home Cooking Chicken Dinner Every Sunday C. E. Turner, Prop. Pardeeville DR. C. J. RADEL PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON PARDEEVILLE .. WISCONSIN HOFFMAN’S DRY CLEANING Portage Wisconsin BRESETTE’S BARBER SHOP OUR BEST WISHES TO THE CLASS OF '34 PAR 1 )EEVILLE WISCONSIN H. J, LOHR The Portage Chiropractor Eulberg Bldg. Portage H. E. GILLETTE, M. 1). PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON PHONE 76 PARDEEVILLE EULBERG AND O’LEARY Clothiers and Haberdashers “All that’s new—that’s all” Portage Wisconsin [29]