Pardeeville High School - Whisper Yearbook (Pardeeville, WI)

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lliZilW 1ISP E R (Jokes Slim: You know people are in such a hurry now days—Why, years ago they used to he content- ed by sitting down and waiting for a stage coach, hut now days they think they’re slow if they miss the first division of a revolving door. What happens to the horses you follow, Albert? “Oh, they usually follow the other horses.’’ “Darling, have you made all ar- rangements for our elopement?” “Yes, my love. We take the Zepplin to South America, get mar- ried in Rio, announce our marriage from X. Y., ask for forgiveness in Cherbourg and wire from Paris for return fare home.” Found on a Senior’s History Pap- er: I. Dates: 1492—Columbus’ birth 1452—His first voyage Miss Nelson: “Who was Susan B. Anthony?” Maurice T. (after hesitating): “Organizer of Woman’s Tele- phone.” The drunk was noisily trying to unlock the door to his fiat late one night when a window opened up- stairs and an angry voice yelled: “Haven’t you got your key?” “Sure, I got lotsa keys, but shay would you jushashoon throw me down a couple o’ keyholes?” Leslie (entering Bing’s newly remodeled apartment): “(lee, but you’ve got a nice place.” Bing: “Do you like it?” Leslie: “No.” “I saw in the paper that in some out-of-the-way corners of the world the natives still use fish for money.” “What a sloppy job they must have getting chewing gum out of a slot machine.” Father (at three A. M. to restless son) : “Now, what are you crying about?” Infant: Wanta drink.” Father: “So do I. Go to sleep.” Him: “And why do you call me Pilgrim ?” Her: “Well, every time you call, you make a little progress.” During History class the teacher asked, “What happened in 1483?” “Luther was born”, answered a student promptly. “Correct! What happened in 1487?” After along pause, “Luther was four years old.” Roy Thomas had handed in a composition with a long string of dots and dashes at the end. “What are those marks for?”, asked Miss Skaife. “Those are punctuation marks”, explained Roy. “Just put them in to suit vourself.” [29]

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T H E.5 3.3 H I.S P E R E. A. ZIMMERMAN ARTHUR HEAPS Plumbing and Heating Jeweler and Optometrist Maytag and Speed Queen Washers Portage Majestie Radios Refrigerators DR. A. A. WILD PARDEEVILLE AUTO CO. Dentist Phone 27 W—Warnke Bldg. Lincoln Ford Fordson Pardeeville iimcient service 1 ardeeville EULBERG AND O LEARY Clothiers and Haberdashers “All thats new—thats all Portage Wisconsin J. C. JAMIESON SON Lumber, Cement, Coal, Purina Chows, Agrio Fertilizers Wyocena Pardeeville H. J. LOHR BRESETTE’S BARBER SHOP The Portage Chiropractor Eulberg Bldg. Portage Good wishes to the class of '33 Pardeeville Wisconsin HOFFMAN’S DRY CLEANING H Portage Wisconsin PARDEEVILLE’S ONLY DRUG STORE OLSONS Headquarters for School Supplies HOPKINS RECREATION PARLOR Ice Cream Candy Cigars Pardeeville, Wisconsin TUNISON’S PONTIAC GARAGE The Home of Honest, Dependable Service Laurence Tunison, Prop. Pardeeville YELICK SHOE STORE Dealer in Shoes and Rubbers Fine Repairing Pardeeville SUPER SERVICE STATION Cities Service Gas and Oil, Tires, Accessories R. O. Atkinson, Prop. H. E. GILLETTE. M. D. PARDEEVILLE STATE BANK Physician and Surgeon Phone 76 Pardeeville Service, Satisfaction and Safety Capital $30,000 Surplus $30,000 [30]