Paragon High School - Triple D Yearbook (Paragon, IN)

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THE TRIPLE D WOULD PARAGON HIGH SCHOOL STOP IF Beatrice became lean Ruth stopped talking Naomi became fat Elizabeth's hair turned black and her freckles vanished Pauline bobbed her hair Myrtle grew to be six feet tall Carol could not drive a Ford Harold B. began dieting john joined the Follies james would have a date Dwight quit turning somersaults when playing B B Cedric would be serious Merril became a chronic Harold D. talked to the Gail ceased chasing over kicker of sports girls no more into Baker Township Jesse stopped helping accomplish things Wayne became talkative and peppy Jewell became ambitionfless Lee became an orator Clyde quit smoking cigarettes Floyd ceased to be silent Mr. Horton ceased extracting Mr. Hunter didn't get excited Mr. Reid fell in love Mr. Burnett got here on time deportment at a B. B. game Mr. Wershing became friendless Miss Flanigan dyed her hair Miss Spencer lost her sweet disposition The The The The Freshmen became wise Sophomores settled down Juniors agreed Seniors became dignified jane--What is the difference between Mr. Horton What is psychology? a girl and a horse? Cedric-I don't know. Horace King Psychology is the study of the mind Jane-l'll bet you have some fine Mr. Horton Good' I wont have dates. much to do Page Seventy-two

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H U Fhhndgi--T THE TRIPLE D mv- I hope they don't give my little boy any naughty nicknames in school. Yes, Ma, they all call me corns. How dreadful! And why do they call you that? Cause I'm always at the foot of the class. Father: fof 1930j Where's Willie? Mother: You'll really have to speak to that boy, he's been flying back and forth across the Atlantic all afternoon. A motorist approaching a village, was suprised to see an elderly man running down the road at full speed. What are you running for? the motorist inquired. There's a circus in town and one of the lions has broke loose. ' Which way did he go? Well, you don't suppose I'm chasf ing him, do you? said the villager. Grocer: Heres your fly paper. Anything else? Rastus: Yassuh, Ah wants about six raisins. Grocer: Do you mean six pounds? Rastus: 'Naw, suh. 'Bout six raisins -jes' enough for decoys. ' i , The alarm clock qualifies for first place as the world's greatest uplifter. Lady of the House: So you are the sole survivor of a shipwreck! Tell me how you came to be saved. Tramp: Well, you see, Lady, I missed the Boat. Grouchy Diner: Say, I never had such corn on the cob. Take it back, it isn't fit for a jackass to eat. Waiter: Very well, sir. I'll get you some that is. A woman advertised for a man to work in her garden, and two men ap' plied for the job. While she was inf terviewing them, she noticed that her mother was making signs to her to choose the smaller. When the women were alone, the daughter said: Why did you signal to me to choose the little man, mother? The other had a much better face. Face! exclaimed the, other. When you pick a man to work in your garden, you want to go by his trousers. If they're patched on his knees, you want him, if they're patched on the seat, you don't. What became of that hired man you got from the city? Aw, he used to be a chauffeur, and one day he crawled under a mule to see why it wouldn't go. o a F no Page Seventy-one

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THE TRIPLE WD TO OUR ADVERTISERS The members of the Triple D staff wish to press their appreciation to the friends who so kindly contributed to the ad- vertising in this year's issue Page Seventy-three