Papillion High School - Papionian Yearbook (Papillion, NE)

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These college girls should make wonderful firemen. Hwhy ?77 . Because they've had so much experience rolling hose. Mother- Where do you feel sick '? Son- On my way to school. How do you like my moustache, Alice, be frank about it. Between you and me, I don't. lst Soph.- You say you flunked in Latin? Why I can't understand it. 2nd Soph.- Same here. That's why I flunkedf' Sambo- Mandy, can I kiss you ? Mandy- Piggly Wigglyf' Sambo- What do yo' mean by that ? Mandy- Help yo'self. The Four Chapters of High School. Freshman- Comedy of Errors. Sophomore- As You Like It. J unior- Much Ado About Nothing. Senior- All's Well That Ends Well. What geometrical figure is a dead parrot ? A polygon. 1Polly gone.J He said her hair was dyed and when she in- dignantly said- Tis false! he said he presumed so. She- But wouldn't you like to live your life ' -I over again ? He- Not so you could notice it. I got a twenty- year life insurance policy coming due next week. . The young man raises his first mustache on the installment plan-a little down each week. Long ago Young Romeo Loved pretty Juliet. But what a load Young Romeowed For all that Juliet. . Hale and Hearty- Don't give up the ship, old fellow. Dreadfully Seasick- How can I? I didn't swallow it, did I? A telegram was received by the bride of a civil engineer who took only winter fiannels with him to the tropics- S O S-B. V. D-C O D-P. D. Q. Soph- Teachers are worse than immigration authorities at Ellis Island now days. Alumnus- How come ? Soph- They've swiped the slogan- Thou shalt not pass. i Agent- Is your mother home, son ? -Wendell Mc., sweeping off sidewalk- Sure she is, I wouldn't be doing this if she wasn't. Amelia M.- I Wish you could work and earn the money for the candy you send me. Edwin H.- If you knew how hard it is to work Dad you'd think I earned it. Ninety-Three

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-H Mrs. Barnhill- Ernest, your conduct is out- rageous, I shall have to consult your father. Ernest M.- Better not, teacher, it will cost you two dollars. He's a doctor. Youthful Suitor- You are the sunshine of my life! You alone reign in my heart. Without you life is but a dreary cloud. Beatrice S.- Is this a proposal or a weather report ? Miriam C.- How much are eggs ? Grocer- Thirty cents a dozen for cracked and fifty cents for good eggs. Miriam C.- Crack me a dozen then. Anna H.-- Oh, see the pussy washing her face. Helen P.- She's not washing her face, she's washing her feet and wiping them on her face. Marie H.- Of course, he clasped you in his arms when the boat upset. Florence P.- No, just the opposite. Marie H.- Just the opposite, what do you mean ? Florence P.- Why the boat upset as he clasped me in his arms. Mrs. Barnhill in American History class.- Who can name one important thing we have now that we did not have one hundred years ago ? Alvin H.- Me. Orville B.- Gates calls his car true love. Edna S.- Why? Orville- Because it never runs smoothly. Miss Schaab- It is very kind of you to ask me for this dance. Jesse R.- Don't mention it, its a charity ball. It is very kind of you, said Louise Weiss to William Huebner as he knelt before her to put on her overshoes. Don't mention it, replied William. Never- theless, I'm glad you're not a centipedef' Miss Krejci- Can anyone tell me where Noah lived ? Beulah R.- I don't think he had a regular home, I guess he and his family belonged to the floating population. Jesse R.- Teacher, didn't you say you'd give me a kiss if I could get some greenstuff for your rabbits ? Yes, I did, replied the teacher. Jesse R.- Here's the greenstuff, and I've sold the kiss to my big brother for fifty cents. Lady- Do you like school Evalena ? Evalena Z.- Yes and I like my teacher. Lady- What do you learn there, dear ? Evalena Z.- Reading, writing and gozintasf' Lady- Gozintas, what are they '? Evalena Z.- Why don't you know? Three goes into twelve four times, five goes into fifteen three times, and like that. Emery M.- I get a kick everytime I kiss Flor- ence. Paul M.- I didn't think she would object so strenuously. Teacher- What was Shakespeare's mother's name ? Velma W.- Mrs. Shakespeare. Ninety-Five