Papillion High School - Papionian Yearbook (Papillion, NE)

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These college girls should make wonderful firemen. Hwhy ?77 . Because they've had so much experience rolling hose. Mother- Where do you feel sick '? Son- On my way to school. How do you like my moustache, Alice, be frank about it. Between you and me, I don't. lst Soph.- You say you flunked in Latin? Why I can't understand it. 2nd Soph.- Same here. That's why I flunkedf' Sambo- Mandy, can I kiss you ? Mandy- Piggly Wigglyf' Sambo- What do yo' mean by that ? Mandy- Help yo'self. The Four Chapters of High School. Freshman- Comedy of Errors. Sophomore- As You Like It. J unior- Much Ado About Nothing. Senior- All's Well That Ends Well. What geometrical figure is a dead parrot ? A polygon. 1Polly gone.J He said her hair was dyed and when she in- dignantly said- Tis false! he said he presumed so. She- But wouldn't you like to live your life ' -I over again ? He- Not so you could notice it. I got a twenty- year life insurance policy coming due next week. . The young man raises his first mustache on the installment plan-a little down each week. Long ago Young Romeo Loved pretty Juliet. But what a load Young Romeowed For all that Juliet. . Hale and Hearty- Don't give up the ship, old fellow. Dreadfully Seasick- How can I? I didn't swallow it, did I? A telegram was received by the bride of a civil engineer who took only winter fiannels with him to the tropics- S O S-B. V. D-C O D-P. D. Q. Soph- Teachers are worse than immigration authorities at Ellis Island now days. Alumnus- How come ? Soph- They've swiped the slogan- Thou shalt not pass. i Agent- Is your mother home, son ? -Wendell Mc., sweeping off sidewalk- Sure she is, I wouldn't be doing this if she wasn't. Amelia M.- I Wish you could work and earn the money for the candy you send me. Edwin H.- If you knew how hard it is to work Dad you'd think I earned it. Ninety-Three

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HE RY TIMM Hardware, Paints and Furniture G Our Motto Qualzty, Servzce and Low Przkes G' C5i: JCfi5D And after all Papillion and vicinity is a great place in which to live and prosper GG ' ' 79 Ninety-Two

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