Papillion High School - Papionian Yearbook (Papillion, NE)

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I suppose, Sald the city man, That you hatch all these chickens yourself. Nope, retorted the farmer, we keep hens to look after those details. The vicar's appeal had been a most eloquent one and had even penetrated the depth of Mr. Brown's granite organ. The latter came forward and of- fered fifty dollars for the fund. The Reverend was over-joyed. I don't know your name, sir , he said, but I thank you from the bottom of my heart. May your business prosper. There was a solemn hush and the committee looked askance at their vicar. What's the matter ? whispered the clergyman turning to the chairman. ' Well-er-that donor is an undertakerf' I'm going to divorce my Wife, she hasn't spoken to me for six months. Better be careful. You'll never get another wife like that. Lover fanxious to proposej - Look here, young man, if you'll see that no one comes into this room for half an hour, I'll give you a dollar. Little brother- Gee, three dollars. Easy money. Lover- How's that ? Little brother- Why, one from you, one from sister and one from mother. Boss Csarcasticallyj- Oh, I suppose you want to go to your grandmother's funeral, eh ? Office Boy- No, indeed, grandmother's got her hair bobbed, Wears 'em rolled and she's going along to the game with me. A man went to have his picture taken. Mount- ed or otherwise? asked the photographer. Well, I'll have it taken mounted, replied the man, but I don't know what my wife will say, she never seen me on a horse before. Dearest, this kiss tells you all I have to say. Have you understood me ? Oh, please say it again. Doctor- You have acute appendicitisf' Patient- How you flatter me. A young man went into a stationery store ask- ing for some cards of sentiment. Clerk- Here are some nice ones- To the Only Girl I Love. Young Man- Give me five, no better give me six. Book Agent- Have you a Charles Dickens in your house ? Lady- No. B. A.- Or a Robert Louis Stevenson ? Lady- No I , B. A.- Or a Gene Field ? Lady- No! We haven't and what's more we don't run no boarding house here neither. If you're looking for those fellows, you might try the house across the street. . Sue- I can't help it if I'm not perfect. There's only been one perfect little girl. Mother- Oh! and who was that ? Sue- You, mamma, when you were little. Wifey- Only one man when in love ever told the truth. Hubby- Who was that ? Wifey- That was Adam when he said, Eve, you are the only woman in the world for me. Ninety-One

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HE RY TIMM Hardware, Paints and Furniture G Our Motto Qualzty, Servzce and Low Przkes G' C5i: JCfi5D And after all Papillion and vicinity is a great place in which to live and prosper GG ' ' 79 Ninety-Two