Papillion High School - Papionian Yearbook (Papillion, NE)

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It leadeth me into paths of ridicule for its name- sake g It prepareth a breakdown for me in the presence of mine enemies. Yea, though I run through the valleys, I am towed up hills. I fear great evil when it is with me- Its rods and its engine discomfort me It anointeth my face with oil: Its tanks run over, Surely to goodness if this thing follow me all the days of my life I shall dwell in the house of the insane forever. Amen. Inquisitive Suitor- Edwin, why did you call your sister Babe '? I Edwin H.- Well everytime I look 1n the parlor she's in somebody's arms or talking like a baby. Have you ever laughed until you cried ? Yes, I did so this morning. How ? Father stepped on a tack.-I laughed-He saw me-I cried. What were you and Mr. Smith talking about in the parlor? demanded an irate mother. Oh we were discussing our kith and kin, re- plied the young lady. Yeth, you wath, interposed her little sister. Mr. Smith athed you for a kith and you said you kin. Father- That man Jerry stayed very late last night. Daughter- Yes, Father, I was showing him my photo album. Father- Well the next time he wants to stay so late show him my electric light bill. Said a young cadet to his Juliet I'm like a ship at sea, Exams are near and much I fear That I'll la Ilunker be. Oh, no, said she, A shore I'll beg Come, rest, our journey's o'er. Then silence fell and all was well 3 For the ship had hugged the shore. At least once in my life' I was glad to be and out. And when was that? KK After my first trip in an airplane. K6 Clarence , she called. He stopped the car and looked around. I'm not accustomed to call my chauffeurs by their first name, Clarence What is your surname ? Darlin, Madam. Drive on, Clarence. KL Jim, that's the worst necktie you are wearing that I ever saw. Say, dine with us tonight, will you ? Surel But what's the connection? 'II want you to repeat that remark before my W1 e. Do you think that Professor Kidder meant anything by it 'Zi' What ? He advertised a lecture On Fools. I bought a ticket and it said Admit One. She- I just put my furs into cold soragef' He- Cold Storage! Ha! Jolly good, never had it called that before, my cuff links and watch are there, too. I Eighty-N ine

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I suppose, Sald the city man, That you hatch all these chickens yourself. Nope, retorted the farmer, we keep hens to look after those details. The vicar's appeal had been a most eloquent one and had even penetrated the depth of Mr. Brown's granite organ. The latter came forward and of- fered fifty dollars for the fund. The Reverend was over-joyed. I don't know your name, sir , he said, but I thank you from the bottom of my heart. May your business prosper. There was a solemn hush and the committee looked askance at their vicar. What's the matter ? whispered the clergyman turning to the chairman. ' Well-er-that donor is an undertakerf' I'm going to divorce my Wife, she hasn't spoken to me for six months. Better be careful. You'll never get another wife like that. Lover fanxious to proposej - Look here, young man, if you'll see that no one comes into this room for half an hour, I'll give you a dollar. Little brother- Gee, three dollars. Easy money. Lover- How's that ? Little brother- Why, one from you, one from sister and one from mother. Boss Csarcasticallyj- Oh, I suppose you want to go to your grandmother's funeral, eh ? Office Boy- No, indeed, grandmother's got her hair bobbed, Wears 'em rolled and she's going along to the game with me. A man went to have his picture taken. Mount- ed or otherwise? asked the photographer. Well, I'll have it taken mounted, replied the man, but I don't know what my wife will say, she never seen me on a horse before. Dearest, this kiss tells you all I have to say. Have you understood me ? Oh, please say it again. Doctor- You have acute appendicitisf' Patient- How you flatter me. A young man went into a stationery store ask- ing for some cards of sentiment. Clerk- Here are some nice ones- To the Only Girl I Love. Young Man- Give me five, no better give me six. Book Agent- Have you a Charles Dickens in your house ? Lady- No. B. A.- Or a Robert Louis Stevenson ? Lady- No I , B. A.- Or a Gene Field ? Lady- No! We haven't and what's more we don't run no boarding house here neither. If you're looking for those fellows, you might try the house across the street. . Sue- I can't help it if I'm not perfect. There's only been one perfect little girl. Mother- Oh! and who was that ? Sue- You, mamma, when you were little. Wifey- Only one man when in love ever told the truth. Hubby- Who was that ? Wifey- That was Adam when he said, Eve, you are the only woman in the world for me. Ninety-One