Papillion High School - Papionian Yearbook (Papillion, NE)

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X.. lap. Next time he took Baby Sis, so I suppose it will be my turn next. SEVEN AGES OF WOMAN Safety pins Whip-pins Hair pins Fraternity pins Diamond pins Clothes pins Rolling pins Mrs. Profiteer was very proud of the stunts they were doing at the smart private school to which she had sent her daughter. My Dear , she said to her friend, She's learning Civics, if you please. What's Civics, asked a friend. Civics? Why, My Dear, don't you know? It's the science of interfering in public affairs. Calvin S.- Do you think my moustache becom- ing? Irene F.- I can't see it but I guess it's comingf ! Miss Cleland- Who originated the first geo- metry propositions ? Herman H.- Noah. Miss Cleland- How is that? Herman- Didn't he construct an arc B. C? At the Physics examination Mr. Jacobey asked, Does the question embarass you ? Not at all, replied Philip Steyer. N ot at all. It's quite clear. It is the answer that bothers me. Stanley B.- What have you been doing all summer? Harvey A.- I had a position in my father's office. Stanley- Oh. I wasn't working either. Mr. Beachy- Give three proofs that tne world is actually round. . Winifred B.-'Geography says so, you say so, and Ma says so. Gretchen S.- Do you understand the traffic signals ? Mercedes S.- Perfectly When the car ahead of me starts I do the same. Teacher in History- What can you tell me of the age of Elizaoeth ? Gates M.- She was seventeen last November. Edythe A.- My doctor has ordered a hot shower bath for me every morning and I don't know how I'm going to take it. Blanche M.- Why not heat a grapefruit ? Dorothy J.- Do you know the human body contains 4072, water and the amount of sulphur varies ? Dorothy F.- Oh! Is that why some girls make better matches than others ? John H.- If the President dies who gets the job ? Frances F.- The Vice-President. J ohn- No, the undertaken The flivver is my car, I shall not want another, It maketh me to lie down in wet places, It soileth my soul, It leadeth me into deep Waters, Eighty-Seven

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It leadeth me into paths of ridicule for its name- sake g It prepareth a breakdown for me in the presence of mine enemies. Yea, though I run through the valleys, I am towed up hills. I fear great evil when it is with me- Its rods and its engine discomfort me It anointeth my face with oil: Its tanks run over, Surely to goodness if this thing follow me all the days of my life I shall dwell in the house of the insane forever. Amen. Inquisitive Suitor- Edwin, why did you call your sister Babe '? I Edwin H.- Well everytime I look 1n the parlor she's in somebody's arms or talking like a baby. Have you ever laughed until you cried ? Yes, I did so this morning. How ? Father stepped on a tack.-I laughed-He saw me-I cried. What were you and Mr. Smith talking about in the parlor? demanded an irate mother. Oh we were discussing our kith and kin, re- plied the young lady. Yeth, you wath, interposed her little sister. Mr. Smith athed you for a kith and you said you kin. Father- That man Jerry stayed very late last night. Daughter- Yes, Father, I was showing him my photo album. Father- Well the next time he wants to stay so late show him my electric light bill. Said a young cadet to his Juliet I'm like a ship at sea, Exams are near and much I fear That I'll la Ilunker be. Oh, no, said she, A shore I'll beg Come, rest, our journey's o'er. Then silence fell and all was well 3 For the ship had hugged the shore. At least once in my life' I was glad to be and out. And when was that? KK After my first trip in an airplane. K6 Clarence , she called. He stopped the car and looked around. I'm not accustomed to call my chauffeurs by their first name, Clarence What is your surname ? Darlin, Madam. Drive on, Clarence. KL Jim, that's the worst necktie you are wearing that I ever saw. Say, dine with us tonight, will you ? Surel But what's the connection? 'II want you to repeat that remark before my W1 e. Do you think that Professor Kidder meant anything by it 'Zi' What ? He advertised a lecture On Fools. I bought a ticket and it said Admit One. She- I just put my furs into cold soragef' He- Cold Storage! Ha! Jolly good, never had it called that before, my cuff links and watch are there, too. I Eighty-N ine