Papillion High School - Papionian Yearbook (Papillion, NE)

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One by birth and three by law. Y? Iky- Say, Abe, your shirt tail is out. Abe- Out Vhere? Iky- Out vhere the vest begins. 'Tis wrong for any maid to be Abroad at night alone, A chaperone she needs till she Can call some chap'er own. How can you tell when a man has wheels in his head? By the spokes that come out of his mouth. Two women from a country district came to a small city to live. One day as they were leaving a department store the proprietor was standing at the door. Good day. he said courteously, I hope you will call again. Oh, thanks, replied one of the women not to be outdone in politeness, And you must come and see us sometime. English history puzzles me I never could see why, Why after so many reigns It still could be so dry. George A.- Ma, can you sign your name with your eyes shut ? Mother- Why, of course, I can. George- Then shut your eyes and sign my re- port card. Here's something queerf' said the dentist. You said this tooth has never been worked on be- fore but I find small flakes of gold on my instru- ment. I think you have struck my back collar button, moaned the victim. Are you laughing at me? demanded the irate professor of his class. No, came the answer in chorus. Well, insisted the professor. What else is there in the room to laugh at? A Freshie and a Sophomore were asked a ques- tion. The Freshie began to scratch his head and the teacher asked him why he did that. Well, he said, You see I'm the only one who knows where it itches. Gretchen, Joke Editor- I certainly don't get what's coming to me for my jokes. Classes of '26 and '27 in unison. Your're lucky! There was a young man named Howard, Who got a new vest that was flowered, And his face did shine bright With a gay, gladsome light Like a dishpan that's lately scoured. Bobby, said the teacher sternly, Do you know that you have broken a commandment by stealing James' apple? Well, explained Bobby, I might just as well break one and have the apple as break another and only covet it. First Junior Girl- I heard you had a beau. How are you getting along with him ? Second Junior Girl- Oh, very well. The first time he called he took Tootsie, my poodle in his Eighty-Five

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X.. lap. Next time he took Baby Sis, so I suppose it will be my turn next. SEVEN AGES OF WOMAN Safety pins Whip-pins Hair pins Fraternity pins Diamond pins Clothes pins Rolling pins Mrs. Profiteer was very proud of the stunts they were doing at the smart private school to which she had sent her daughter. My Dear , she said to her friend, She's learning Civics, if you please. What's Civics, asked a friend. Civics? Why, My Dear, don't you know? It's the science of interfering in public affairs. Calvin S.- Do you think my moustache becom- ing? Irene F.- I can't see it but I guess it's comingf ! Miss Cleland- Who originated the first geo- metry propositions ? Herman H.- Noah. Miss Cleland- How is that? Herman- Didn't he construct an arc B. C? At the Physics examination Mr. Jacobey asked, Does the question embarass you ? Not at all, replied Philip Steyer. N ot at all. It's quite clear. It is the answer that bothers me. Stanley B.- What have you been doing all summer? Harvey A.- I had a position in my father's office. Stanley- Oh. I wasn't working either. Mr. Beachy- Give three proofs that tne world is actually round. . Winifred B.-'Geography says so, you say so, and Ma says so. Gretchen S.- Do you understand the traffic signals ? Mercedes S.- Perfectly When the car ahead of me starts I do the same. Teacher in History- What can you tell me of the age of Elizaoeth ? Gates M.- She was seventeen last November. Edythe A.- My doctor has ordered a hot shower bath for me every morning and I don't know how I'm going to take it. Blanche M.- Why not heat a grapefruit ? Dorothy J.- Do you know the human body contains 4072, water and the amount of sulphur varies ? Dorothy F.- Oh! Is that why some girls make better matches than others ? John H.- If the President dies who gets the job ? Frances F.- The Vice-President. J ohn- No, the undertaken The flivver is my car, I shall not want another, It maketh me to lie down in wet places, It soileth my soul, It leadeth me into deep Waters, Eighty-Seven