Papillion High School - Papionian Yearbook (Papillion, NE)

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THE VALUE OF A SMILE It costs nothing, but creates much. It enriches those who receive, without impover- ishing those who give. It happens in a flash and the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None are so rich they can get along without it, and none so poor but are richer for its benefits. It creates happiness in the home, fosters good- will in a business, and is the countersign of friends. It is rest to the weary, daylight to the discour- aged, sunshine to the sad, and nature's best anti- dote for trouble. Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is something that is no earthly good to anybody till it is given away! -Exchange. John B- I'm trying to grow a moustache and I'm wondering what color it will be when it comes out. Philip S.- At the rate it is growing I should think it will be gray. Surgeon- I'11 sew that scalp wound for you for ten dollars. Carl F.- Gee, Doc, I just Want plain sewing, not hemstitching and embroidery. Parson- You love to go to Sunday School, don't you Irvin ? Irvin D.- Yes, Sir. Parson- What do you expect to learn today? Irvin- The date of the picnic. Aunt- And were you a good little girl at church this morning? Marie Mc.- Oh, yes, auntieg a man offered me a big plate of money and I said, 'No, thank you'. Jane- I'm going to sell kisses at the charity bazaar tonight. Do you think one dollar each is too much to charge for them? Paul Mc.- No. People at these affairs always expect to pay more than a thing is worth. Now , said the Sunday School teacher, Why is a certain part of the church called the altar? Because, said George Ayers, it's where peo- ple alter their name. Mercedes Schaab thought their Ford had a new invention in it. She was proudly telling all about its intermission Madge- Is that little brother of yours a tease ? Marjorie- That kid is the limit. He put a No Parking' sign on the place where I hung up my mistletoe. Where is the island of Cuba? asked the teacher. I dunno, ma'am. ' Don't you know where your sugar comes from? Yes, ma'amg we borrow it from next door. Teacher- Dear me, how dirty your hands are! What would you say if I came to school with hands as dirty as yours ? Pupil- Please, miss, I'd be too polite to men- tion it. How many sisters have you? I C Eighty-Three

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One by birth and three by law. Y? Iky- Say, Abe, your shirt tail is out. Abe- Out Vhere? Iky- Out vhere the vest begins. 'Tis wrong for any maid to be Abroad at night alone, A chaperone she needs till she Can call some chap'er own. How can you tell when a man has wheels in his head? By the spokes that come out of his mouth. Two women from a country district came to a small city to live. One day as they were leaving a department store the proprietor was standing at the door. Good day. he said courteously, I hope you will call again. Oh, thanks, replied one of the women not to be outdone in politeness, And you must come and see us sometime. English history puzzles me I never could see why, Why after so many reigns It still could be so dry. George A.- Ma, can you sign your name with your eyes shut ? Mother- Why, of course, I can. George- Then shut your eyes and sign my re- port card. Here's something queerf' said the dentist. You said this tooth has never been worked on be- fore but I find small flakes of gold on my instru- ment. I think you have struck my back collar button, moaned the victim. Are you laughing at me? demanded the irate professor of his class. No, came the answer in chorus. Well, insisted the professor. What else is there in the room to laugh at? A Freshie and a Sophomore were asked a ques- tion. The Freshie began to scratch his head and the teacher asked him why he did that. Well, he said, You see I'm the only one who knows where it itches. Gretchen, Joke Editor- I certainly don't get what's coming to me for my jokes. Classes of '26 and '27 in unison. Your're lucky! There was a young man named Howard, Who got a new vest that was flowered, And his face did shine bright With a gay, gladsome light Like a dishpan that's lately scoured. Bobby, said the teacher sternly, Do you know that you have broken a commandment by stealing James' apple? Well, explained Bobby, I might just as well break one and have the apple as break another and only covet it. First Junior Girl- I heard you had a beau. How are you getting along with him ? Second Junior Girl- Oh, very well. The first time he called he took Tootsie, my poodle in his Eighty-Five